Okay I'm sorry I can't get over this aaaa! But like, I feel as if at first when Tony finds out he's the next black paladin he thinks it's super cool cause he gets to pilot a magic alien lion IN SPACE!! But he's super hesitant to bond with the other paladins and they're all just like "my dude, you gotta or we can't make huge robot man to fight purple aliens" and there's just a lot of montages in my head of all the different ways Tony bonds with team voltron and I have so many feelings about it.
Gosh DON’T APOLOGIZE I love it!!!!!
I feel like Tony would be super resistant to bonding and I think he would end up having to get comfortable with them all individually… I’m really interested in how he would interact with Lance? I was talking with @deerna about this and I think he’d see something in Lance that would make him go “ahhhh okay I understand this kid”. Both of them are immensely important to their teams but second guess their value, and are full of charismatic charm that covers up their insecurities… just to name a few things. I’D REALLY LOVE TO SEE THEM INTERACT BECAUSE TONY WOULD TOTALLY ADOPT HIM but also of course I’d want to see him interact with every member of the team ohh boy.
I just saw a post where this girl says she got “the bad genes” talking about how she’s half Native American but still looks very very white passing. Idk like you can’t distance yourself from the fact you’re very much privileged over other darker skinned native people and poc in general. Idk if I’m making sense but like I get it, you wanna be darker but girl. And yes I can see how frustrating it would be to have your identity erased because you are white passing but you made a long ass post with tons of pics and even talked about you having pictures from your birth and paternity tests to prove it and shit like chill dude.
when s2 comes around, do you think koogi will pick up right where she left off or a bit in the future like she did post-ajeossi (gay bar) dude?
Good question, I wondered this too.
With webtoons a new season usually begins with a timeskip even if it’s as short as a few days. With KS I’m not sure though. Either they’re going to have sex the same night like a lot of people think (personally I don’t think it’s gonna happen that fast) or at least one or two weeks pass so we can see how the murder affected Bum. I’d like to see this happen first.
Little Things that help in long distance relationships
- setting boundaries
- making sure your partner is feeling okay multiple times a day (bc you can’t always see if they’re happy or sad)
- honesty 24/7 365
- always tell them how you feel. They can’t fix it if they don’t know you’re upset or uncomfy.
- presents (for Christmas and birthdays if you can. Some people are in the closet and valentine’s day gifts are too shady.)
- phone calls
- texting daily
- talking out your fights and not storming off
- no cheating (but like my dudes that’s a given in every relationship)
- movie dates where you skype and watch the same movie
- picking a tv show you two watch at the same time and text about
- respecting boundaries (every relationship tho guys cmon.)
- making each other a Playlist
- giving each other a tag
- posting about each other
- sending them something of yours like a shirt or a stuffed animal
- telling them how you wanna cuddle them
- and kiss them
- planning out how you two will meet or what you would do when you two are living together
- send them a post and just simply say “this reminded me of you.”
- SENDING EACH OTHER LETTERS BC ITS OLD FASHIONED AF BUT ITS SUPER NICE TO HAVE SOMETHING IN THE OTHER PERSONS WRITING
- maybe tell them that you talk to your friends about them. (It’s always super nice to hear your partner brags about you.)
- reminding them that you love them and only them
- sending them random cheesy paragraphs
Keith unintentionally spies on Lance in the training room … (Part Two)
… where the Blue Paladin is kicking ass. And Keith’s kind of mesmerized by it. Then he’s more than mesmerized — he’s freaking out because he’s actually kinda sorta into this brutally efficient soldier version of Lance.
By the time Lance gets to the final staging area, Keith is holding his breath. He has no idea how long it’s been (it normally takes him between twenty to thirty minutes to complete this battle simulation himself). But Lance has been powerfully fast, and, even though his chest is heaving, seemingly indefatigable.
At first, Keith thinks the heat spreading throughout his body is in empathy to seeing Lance so sweaty and disheveled. But a snarky, rather Blue Paladin–sounding voice is informing him that, Dude, you are deluding yourself right now, and it’s kinda sad. You know what this is.
And what really sucks is that Keith can’t deny it with the evidence right in front of him.
Lance is at the penultimate set of barriers, and the reason why Keith usually starts charging with his sword at this point is because, soon enough, the gladiators will do the same — and that is exactly what starts to happen.
But Lance, Lance manages to fire off three more shots, taking down three more gladiators, before he volts himself over his cover and proceeds to beat the crap out of the robots with his rifle. Keith’s mouth is now open far down enough to probably hit his knees.
Lance is not bad when they’re out fighting the good fight. He’s quick, he’s a good shot, and when he’s not bragging about it, he’s a fairly decent pilot. Keith has even said these things out loud to the Blue Paladin, which somehow made Lance even more annoying — because now he tries to goad Keith into saying them all the time, and if Keith didn’t like him so much, it would be …
Ah, there it is, the snarky voice in his head sounds satisfied, and that is definitely Lance’s tone that his brain has chosen to use, and Keith is so a goner.
The point he was trying to reason out in his head (not the stupid crush thing, let that go for now, freak out later) was that Lance had never really had the opportunity to do something like this — not when Keith and Shiro were the upfront, close-combat fighters, with Pidge, Hunk, and Lance performing range and support roles. It worked best that way.
(Except yesterday, when Keith hadn’t seen the Galra soldier creeping up on him until it was too late — until the sword stabbed into his back, aiming for his heart, but just missing.)
Lance smashes one gladiator in the face, bringing it down and stomping it into submission while he raises his rife and fires at two more. Then he ducks under the electrified baton of another that got too close — Keith hisses at the near miss, at the sinuous way Lance avoids the hit — and manages to bring his weapon up again, shooting rapidly.
The Blue Paladin makes it to the finish line by rolling beneath and between several robot gladiators, and he’s there, kneeling with his rifle up, gasping for air, when everything powers down and the Castle’s computer announces, “Simulation complete. Final time sixteen doboshes and forty-two ticks.”
Lance had beaten Keith’s best time by nearly four minutes. “Holy crap.”
While he’d said it very quietly, he had also spoken into silence, so his voice carries, almost painfully loud.
Lance whips around, his eyes widening, and their gazes lock.
“Holy crap to you,” Lance says breathlessly. “Dude, what’re you doing? Aren’t you supposed to be sleeping? Keith, you just got out of the healing pod —”
Keith takes a hesitant step forward. Then another. “I’m fine. The healing pod did its job hours ago and — forget me, what the hell was that?”
Author’s Note: Okay, so yeah, this is a thing now. At some point I’ll finish and post on my AO3, but for now it’s rather fun to improvise on the fly and post here :)
Rose Lalonde becoming a duelist of the Ootori Academy.
TT: The idea seems to be that you draw power directly from
neurosis, and particularly from neurosis associated with members of your
TG: so should we break out the champagne now or
TT: Wait, there’s more – based on a cursory examination of
the participants involved it has become clear to me that sibling relationships
are of particular use – even more particularly, sibling relationships with
TT: This tournament was, on one or more levels, designed for
TG: fuck dude you are going to be sports champion of magical
TT: I am going to win all of the duels. All of them.
TG: they are going to straight up run out of duels for you
TG: i can see the big purple douchebag you mentioned all
slapping the shit out of you jack nicholson style
TG: askin how you got so good at bullshit anime duels
TG: finally you come out with it
TG: ‘shes my hot mom’
TG: ‘shes my hot sister’
TG: ‘shes my hot mom and
my hot sister’
TG: only then does he realize how fucked he is
TG: he should never have taken that first bite of the lalonde
TT: Did I mention you apparently get bonus points for
TG: you are literally going to rule the school
TT: The chairman will drive away in his fancy car, gutshot
but not knowing it. A dead man
driving. He will collapse on the steering
wheel, overcome by the sheer bewildering fuckedness of my interpersonal
relationships. A single tear of awe will
trickle down one cheek. I will turn to
my new anime girlfriend. I will say:
This was for my birthday MONTHS ago— MIZAR!!! Ô;▵;Ô I just found this by accident… I feel horrible! Did you try sending this to me? Did it drown in my messages?? Where have you been with this this whole time??? This is amazing, I can’t put into words how surprised I am! YOU ARE SO, SO TALENTED!!! THIS IS SO PRO!!!
What on Earth happened though!? How have I not seen this sooner?!
I’m still so in awe. I can’t begin to explain how dumbfounded I am by the sheer explosive presentation you so skillfully strewn together– I’m, inspired! AMAZED! I’M MOTIVATED!! I’m– sitting in a public space with wide eyes, gasping like a fish outta water and puzzling a group of ladies across from me.
woah, I wanna hug you so badly. I’m horrifyingly happy but so, so disappointed I didn’t see this the SECOND it was uploaded! I’m DEEPLY. DEEPLY remorseful I didn’t see this on time! Mizarrrr… if you’re reading this, I hope, I HOPE you’ll forgive my horrid qwerk of not going through my inbox to its entirety. Because of that, I missed this beautiful piece of art that’s clearly had so much passion and time spent on.
I love it. I love this with every fiber in my heart.
Guys, it’s about time I make a confession to you all… I… I have been in denial with this for so long, trying my hardest to prove I wasn’t what I am, pushing an nonexistent hate towards it in a vain, painfully obvious attempt at maintaining the farce, but I just can’t keep this up, I just can’t deny what I am, that for the longest time many of you suspected, considering how paper-tin my actions were…
Yes, for you see, and many of you have already guessed what I’m going at at this point… I, Enrique Manzano, which for so long have shat on it, actually am…
A tiny sentient Tiger I tank, and my real name is actually Heinrich Apfelbaum, the latino I claim is me being some random dude I pay 5 euros a day to help me move around.
Can you imagine some drunk creep trying to hit on Bitty at a Haus party even though Bitty’s declined 5 million times.
“No, thanks,” Bitty says. “I already have a boyfriend.”
But at the very end the person still grabs on to Bitty’s wrist and hisses in his ear, angry and too close, “Listen here, you little shit, you think you’re too good for–”
Holster sees it from the beer pong table. He’s already grabbing Ransom, two hockey dudes well over 6 feet tall ready to toss the guy in the nearest trashcan for ever getting close to Bitty. They set their beers down and advance to the kitchen where Bitty’s getting cornered, but they see a another figure rush from behind the asshole, reaching out for the guy’s shoulder and wrenching him back.
“–who the hell are you?” the drunk guy slurs; he’s clearly hovering between extreme intoxication and passing out completely. His fury and confusion is probably the only thing keeping him up at this rate.The figure turns out to be none other than Jack Zimmermann, clad in a cap and quarter-zip with the collars up, hovering over the guy by a good 4 inches.
“His boyfriend,” Jack says, without missing a beat. His tone is steely and leaves no room for discussion. “If you don’t leave this place immediately Bittle will punch you. And after he’s done I will fuck you up.”
“Oh, shit,” Ransom whispers.
Ransom and Holster have never seen a person this inebriated run out of the Haus that quickly before.
I was caught off-guard by how rapidly you were approaching this milestone and I wanted to do something a bit differently. I asked for suggestions based off of every letter of “Markiplier” and these are just a few out of the many I got.
Seeing you so passionate about the videos you’ve been putting out recently is so refreshing. Anyone can tell that you’re proud of the content you’re making, that you’re extremely happy with the way things are going, and I believe that makes us happy as well!
Thank you for making videos that make me and thousands of other people smile. Thank you for being the big goof that you are. Thank you for building the community that you have and thank you for making me laugh so hard I cry,
I’d caught the line Maui said about how his parents took one look at him and threw him in the sea, but it didn’t really occur to me why he would say that. I mean… it’s Maui. The dude’s fucking ripped. But there’s so few characters and so many of them are women that you don’t notice that Maui isn’t just stylized with extreme dimorphism… he’s like 90% torso… but he’s also the only one who is.
Chief Tui, for instance… you can see his waist about levels with his wife’s. It’s about half his height, or approximately where people draw a waist on a proportional model.
Maui’s waist is much lower than Moana’s and sits about 2/3 of the way down his body. He literally has half the amount of leg he should. He’s disproportionate in other ways too- his face is very centered and his features squished together even though his head is large.
TLDR: Maui, demigod of the wind and sea, hero to men and women, both, ALL… was born with birth defects of some manner and so, though it’s only implied through character design and a throwaway line about being a throwaway child, does that qualify him as being a disabled hero? If so, that’s another form of representation that Disney managed to incorporate into this beautiful movie.
I saw the smol cubeheads went up in the Fanfiber store! Immediately ordered one, can't wait for it to arrive and have my own little smol dude sitting on my desk! Wish there was a version of you too though.
Yeah, I’m gonna have to order one myself, haha they look pretty cool! We’ll see how well they do I guess, maybe in the future they’ll consider other Youtubers as well. I actually have no idea but it would be neat to see them! Hope people will like this one anyway :)
• angus knows everything about every animal apparently and can talk for ages about whatever they’re looking at. taako gets really annoyed until he sees a mongoose and literally spends twenty minutes talking about how fucking Rad they are. he has to excuse himself to calm down in the bathroom but he feels better and no one laughed at him this time. angus is the most impressed
• careys the type to go “that’s me” every time an animal, any animal, does anything
• magnus walks around with carey and goes “dude look at that fucking dog” (it’s a zebra) and careys like “yeah man that’s me”.
•avi is like. woah magnus i bet you can’t pet that dog and magnus tries to break into the poor animals enclosure before avi’s even finished the sentence
• killian is scared of birds but desperately wants to be near one one. a bird flaps a little and she’s like oh my god it fucking hates me i wanna DIE it’s gonna murder me and careys gotta b like. dude no it’s chill
• merle tries to get the director to just fucking bounce. she’s like “no this is a bonding exercise” until she sees magnus trying to climb into a bear enclosure and she’s like “idk who these people are. lets go.”
• johan is unimpressed by everything but the jellyfish. and also tiny birds. he likes how they sing n chirp. he buys plush toys at the gift shop and when everyone sees him do that they all buy him one too