dude has a thing for angels

Riordan dudes react to Tumblr!
  • Jason: Hmph, seems neat. Lots of people love us. What do you guys think?
  • Percy: Nice choice of color for the site if I do say so myself! What about you, guys!
  • Magnus: *In embarrassed tone* Man, these guys are nuts, thinking me & Alex are a thing! That bone-headed, lifeless, green-haired, peppermint-smelling, beautiful-eyed, completely perfect angel of...THIS WEBSITE'S COLOR SUCKS!!!
  • Carter: *In frustrated tone* Wow, I'm about as noticed here as I am in real life. What about you, Nico?
  • *Nico has a smile covering over his face, blushing*
  • Nico: *Whispering* solangelo

Best and worst parts of a potential V route:


  • seeing this man smile
  • taking away some of his pain
  • encouraging him to trust and confide in his friends 
    • you can’t do it all on your own, v 
    • you don’t have to take everyone else’s burdens, v 
    • let us help you
  • more information about all the other characters
    • yoosung and his high school days 
    • pretty much anything about jumin since dude never shares the past
    • zen’s wilder teenage years 
    • more about jaehee, i don’t even care what, just gimmie 
    • more about rika and hopefully whatever the hell her real name is
    • seven and saeran and things about the choi bois that aren’t pure angst
    • driver kim and his favorite dad jokes 
      • v making dad jokes with him
  • new phone calls! 
    • v has the voice of an angel and i am ready to sin
  • new chat rooms!
  • new text messages!
  • new CGs! 
  • v getting his own emojis! 
  • learning about his childhood 
    • finally figuring out what happened to his mother 
  • talking about succulents and cacti and his love of desert plants
  • hearing why he named elizabeth the 3rd that
    • learning what other odd names he comes up with 
  • passionate rambling about photography 
  • seeing more of v’s photography!
  • if they include mint eye, actually learning about it 
  • why does he have 20 spoons in his house??? v, tell us your secrets 
  • watching v be a philosopher 
    • while jumin is a scientist 
    • their banter though
  • yoosung hopefully producing some hilarious rants about v 
    • and them making up and both finding peace
    • watching the rants stop being sad and funny and then just funny 
    • v please play along 
  •  more shitposting
    • oh boy 3 AM! 
  • v trolling the chats 
  • potential new ending where some people aren’t worse off than at the beginning 
    • yoosung and zen aren’t in the dark 
      • and yoosung isn’t idolizing rika anymore
    • jumin isn’t miserable and alone 
  • rika is held accountable for her actions 
    • the people she brainwashed and hurt get justice 
  • getting this man out of the horrifically abusive and toxic relationship he’s in
  • watching him heal
  • jihyun kim being happy 


  • those bad endings are going to be bad
    • who is up for sacrificing their soul and getting them first to spare the rest of us the pain?
    • y’know. like v does. 
  • watching v idealize rika and not see what their relationship is truly like
    • having to see more of what she’s put him through
    • the abuse is bad enough, don’t let it get worse 
  • v possibly making more mistakes
    • “the road to hell is paved with good intentions”
  • new information about other characters being depressing as hell
    • good that we know more about them
    • but how much more can my heart take?
  • watching yoosung and jumin Suffer™   
    • hello potential unrequited love, how are you today?
  • probably more things that the good parts override because this man being healthy and happy is so important!!

Starfleet’s moral relativism problem: is it ever ok to condemn another culture?

Central to all of Star Trek has always been the Prime Directive – that set of rules that governs our intrepid space explorers from Captain Kirk to Captain Janeway and everyone in between. Poor Captain Archer existed in a time before, and I’ve often pitied him for having to shoulder the burden of having to make some really questionable ethical decisions without having a Prime Directive to shift the blame to when it turned out his decisions really sucked.

At its core, the Prime Directive dictates that Starfleet cannot interfere with the internal affairs or development of alien civilizations. Some of the best Star Trek episodes involved our heroes clashing with the ethics of a rigid application of this doctrine, but there was always one implication of the Prime Directive that bothered me – the idea that we shouldn’t judge other cultures through the lens of our own because who’s to say what’s right and what’s wrong?

This philosophy of moral relativism argues that there are no universal moral standards – sentient beings are completely at the mercy of their own societies to impart a code of moral behavior and whatever it comes up with is “good enough.” There may be common themes among many societies in terms of morals – most seem to agree it is wrong to commit murder, for instance – but ultimately, what is “right” according one society is not guaranteed to be “right” for another. And let’s be honest with ourselves – even with the topic of murder, we still fiercely debate exceptions to the “no murder” rule such as war, capital punishment, or self-defense.

Our own society provides an incredible patchwork of thorny moral and ethical issues that we still have yet to decide upon. We debate things like abortion, torture, slavery, free speech, and more. We probe these issues by asking ourselves questions like, “At what point does life truly begin?” and “Is torture ever justified?” We explore them by posing philosophical experiments like the Trolley Problem and asking ourselves whether it is morally acceptable to kill one person to save the lives of two or more others. 

How does that line go again? Something about “needs of the many” or something? 

But at the end of the day, might (in terms of numbers) makes right in moral relativism. While I don’t subscribe to that theory, there are times when our beloved Star Trek characters do under the guise of defending the Prime Directive. On the surface, it sounds very peaceful and anti-colonialist. After centuries of watching many empires from the Romans to the British set fire to cultural diversity – and given arguments that many Western nations continue to do this today, just without being quite as invadey – this sounds like a nice change of pace. Live and let live. But this also creates a mind-boggling acceptance of suffering, genocide, exploitation, and oppression within Starfleet.

One of the first chronological examples of the faults of moral relativism is found in the Star Trek: Enterprise episode, “Cogenitor.” Archer and his crew meet an affable, three-gendered species called the Vissians, but we quickly learn that only two of the society’s genders have any real rights. The third gender is referred to as a “cogenitor,” and Trip Tucker ends up on Captain Archer’s shit list for teaching it how to read and putting ideas in its head. When the cogenitor later begs for asylum, Archer refuses. It gets worse – the cogenitor is sent back to the people who basically treat it as chattel and commits suicide, and Archer points out that Tucker’s interference led to its death and will mean the Vissian couple will probably never get to have a child. No winners in this ethical dilemma of an episode, only losers. Until you remember none of this would have happened in the first place if the Vissians had just treated the cogenitors like people.

In the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, “Angel One,” we encounter the cringe worthy society of Angel I, a planet of misandric women who oppress men. We all got a few giggles at the ladies of Enterprise-D being suddenly held in higher regard than their male counterparts, but things get very dark when Beata, the Elected One of Angel I, decides some dudes need to die for spreading heretical teachings that imply men are equal to women. We get a sort of cop out solution in which Beata has a change of heart and decides to banish rather than execute these “heretics” after Riker makes an impassioned speech about basic rights, but Riker was more than willing to let things go bad if need be, because, “The Prime Directive” and “Just because I don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s wrong.”

The 80′s were a weird time. That outfit is a few inches of fabric away from having a codpiece.

In another Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, “Symbiosis,” we’re introduced to the Ornarans and Brekkians and we find out that after an ancient plague, the Brekkians started peddling an expensive and addictive drug to the Ornarans and calling it a “treatment.” There’s no plague anymore – the Brekkians just control the Ornarans through their drug addiction. Dr. Crusher finds a way to synthesize this drug and offers to help wean the Ornarans off their addiction, but what does Captain Picard do? He tells her to mind her own damn business because it’s not the Federation’s place to tell the Brekkians that it’s wrong to deceive and enslave the Ornarans through an addictive drug.

This episode also gave us one of the weirdest brawls in Star Trek history. Like a Reefer Madness for the 24th century, if you will. 

And this is the most uncomfortable part of moral relativism – who gets to draw the line and where do we draw it? On one end of the spectrum, we have moral relativism which claims anything goes – societies should be able to torture animals, employ the slave labor of children, and oppress women as they see fit – just as long as enough people agree it isn’t wrong to do so. At the other end of the spectrum sits moral absolutism, a theoretical construct that would result in a perfectly unified, homogenous culture, but one that would also strip away many facets of culture that lead to human diversity. 

If Star Trek is supposed to serve as a guide for how we might become a more progressive society, it does a terrible job a lot of the time. Now, there are many instances of our protagonists saying “to hell with the Prime Directive!” and taking what most of us would agree is the more morally praiseworthy route. But there’s no rhyme or reason to it. Just look at how they treat the Borg. Why is it ok to let some societies oppress men or drug another species into submission but it’s not ok to let the Borg assimilate the galaxy in their ultimate quest for perfection? 

I’m going to guess the answer is that until the Borg decided to stick nanoprobes in a Federation citizen, the cheerful little robots simply weren’t the Federation’s problem. We might argue that the Prime Directive certainly has provisions for self-defense - how ridiculous would it be to consent to being annihilated or assimilated just because the Federation is afraid of offending another culture and refuses to draw a line in the sand where right stops and wrong starts? The slope gets slippery here though. We could say this mirrors the concept of large Western nations trying to police the rest of the world and impose their customs on other societies - but how many of us watched documentaries about the Holocaust in school and wondered why the hell previous generations allowed shit to get that bad? How many of us continue to stand by while people in Iraq and Syria live under the threat of the Islamic State? I doubt most people even realize what’s going on in the Philippines or Venezuela right now because hey, “Not my country, not my problem.” It is a huge gray area for what constitutes forcing certain customs on unwilling societies and trying to genuinely help people, but if we can’t agree that Nazi extermination camps and religiously motivated beheadings are bad and need to stop (even when they aren’t happening to us personally), I’ll be surprised if we ever make to the 24th century. It makes me wonder how exactly Earth “solved its problems” and created a utopian society in the first place with this attitude of moral relativism.

Let’s face it – we have no shortage of modern travesties that sound ridiculous in the context of this philosophical approach. The Chechen Republic has been reportedly rounding up gay men and torturing them in recent months, and moral relativism would have us shrug and say, “But their culture says homosexuality is a sin.” 

To anyone who actually thinks that, fuck you. 

Bacha bazi, a practice where adolescent boys are groomed for sexual relationships with older men, remains pervasive in many Pashtun societies. Moral relativism would tell us that we shouldn’t condemn predatory pedophilia because to do so would mean unfairly imposing our Western beliefs on their culture. 

Just because one culture says widespread sexual coercion is ok doesn’t make it so. 

I could keep going on, but this post is already long enough. The bottom line is, all too often, Star Trek lazily glosses over a lot of moral and ethical dilemmas by using the argument, “Who are we to judge?” June is Pride Month, and in honor of LGBT individuals all over the globe who all too often have less rights than their cisgender heterosexual counterparts, maybe we should avoid looking to the “progressive” future of Star Trek and instead ask the question, “Who are we to not judge?” 

While I can’t resolve one of the greatest philosophical questions ever devised, someone once gave me a great piece of advice that I think applies to this idea of moral relativism: no person’s belief is inherently worthy of respect, but every person is. 

anonymous asked:

So i've read a fair amount of Arthurian literature but I've never seen anything mentioned about Percival wearing a dress? Not that I don't believe it but I'm just curious where you read that

In Perceval, le Conte du Graal (1135).

Percival’s father was King Pellenor, who died in combat. His brothers were Tor, Aglavale, Lamorak, and Dornar, all of who became Knights of the Round Table. His mother Did Not Like This Shit because they all were in danger of dying at any moment, because being a knight in Arthurian mythos was a “you are either Goku and you’ll rock or you are Yamcha and you will die really fast” kind of deal, so Percival’s Mom took him and his sister to live away from civilization, where he learned all sorts of cool Non-Knight shit like crocheting and sewing and basket weaving, and definitely not swords or kite shields. He was also raised as a girl and wore an exquisite silk dress along his sister.

One day, Percival is cooking some amazing stew when he hears some shit outside his Away From Civilization Castle Hidden In The Forest, and whatddya know, it’s some knights, wearing armor, swinging swords, being cool, and Percy’s all like “SWEET, YO MOM LOOK AT THOSE” and P-Diddy’s Mom is like “Aw Fiddlesticks. See, Percy, dear, those are ANGELS, and the only way you’ll ever be one of those is when you DIE”.

But, see, Percival was so ENTHUSED with the idea of being a knight that he goes to his sister and outright asks her to kill him. Reasonable lass as she was, she immediately says “What In the Fuck is wrong With You” and doesn’t, so P-kun is like WHATEVER and sneaks out of the castle to go hang out with them. So he does and he has Presence Concealment B+ because he just sorta eavesdrops on them for a while but then accidentally scares their horses, and the only thing louder than fire truck’s siren in this world is a scared horse, so the knights get prim and proper STARTLED and then they see this kid wearing a dress and are like “U GOOD?” and Paypal is like “I didn’t know ANGEL HORSES could get scared” and they are like “what the fuck dude we are not angels we are KNIGHTS”. So P is like oh! cool! can I be a knight? And Knight-san is like Fuck The Off kid you are 12 and also wearing a dress, you gotta grow up first, get some hair on that chest, then maybe.

So Percival is like YAY OK I WILL so he does his best to grow up, which is not too hard because the passage of time is a constant, PSYCHE, it IS hard because as soon as he got home and told Mom he wanted to be a knight when he grew up, Mom used Panic Ploy and convinced Percival that he was going to be 12 forever, because Percy is not the brightest crayon in the box. This goes on for Four Whole Years and Percival is now 16 but still thinks he’s 12 because his mom sucks, but mostly? ‘Cause he a dumbass.

Now, in Ye Olde Arthurian culture, 16 is the year in which it is socially acceptable to start performing crude neurosurgery with swords and axes on people you dislike. As it would happen, a bad knight storms his Child Castle and flops out his huge knight dong, ready to train it towards P-Diddy’s mom and sister, but P was having None Of That Shit, so he rolls up his silk sleeves and goes to the knight like “Hey, I Contend With That Attitude, Sir”, and the knight is like “you are the ugliest fucking girl I’ve seen in my life, what is wrong with this household”, and see, here’s a thing you gotta know about Percival: His superpower is having IMMENSE RAW POTENTIAL, like this dude is the embodiment of a Magikarp, except, he was already Gyarados by the time he was 16, because he, and I paraphrase, grabbed the evil knight, who is a grown ass man wearing a full set of armor, and just outright chucks him outta the castle, over the wall. No, he didn’t wrestle him or push him, Percival straight up lifted the knight with his mighty 16 year old arms, and threw him, proving once more that when people say that GBF’s or FGO’s take on the Round Table is “too anime”, they are WRONG, they are not anime enough, because Arthurian Mythos is the first shonen franchise in history.

So Percival’s like yaaaay and his mom is like nooooo and he’s like I can be a kniiiiight now I killed a dude and his mom is like haha go to you rooooooom.

So some time passes and then a Cockatrice shows up, so like, for the uninitiated, a Cockatrice is basically a Basilisk Chicken Chimera Fuckhouse that can and will feast on whatever part of your still living body it that hasn’t been petrified it can find. This would USUALLY be a problem, except Percival’s a Strength Main, so he just went, uprooted a whole tree, and speared the fuck outta Deathchicken with it. This kinda convinces Percival that maybe his mom was lying about a lot of things, so he outies outta that household of LIES.

So Percival is hitting the road and happens upon a scrap metal merchant, who has a wagon full of piss ass metal with no use, and Percival is like hey dude do you know where I could sell this priceless dress I have on? And the merchant, whose eyes are dollar $igns, says “WELL I AM A GOOD MAN AND I WILL HAVE MERCY ON YOU, if you give me that dress that could buy three mountains, I will give you this wagon full of shit and the donkey that pull it, KILLER DEAL” and Percy is like “YOU ARE A SAINT” and so he finally does away with the dress and makes a SHIT ASS LVL 1 “ARMOR” out of the scrap metal, and uses the donkey as his trusty steed, EXCEPT HE DOESN’T because the donkey is old and worn out, and he’s too heavy for it, so whatever he WALKS. 

2.8 seconds later, in a town nearby, they arrest the fuck out of the merchant because he HAD to have swindled that dress, no way he had The Ultimate Silk Dress, being a poor fuck as he was, but before they can lynch him, Percy walks in and defends him, saying “Make no mistake, citizens, I am a moron and I did trade it to him legitimately” and thus he does his First Just Knight Action, and that’s how Percival’s dress is important into the making of Gyarados Muscle Kid.


Max Is A Demon Camp Camp AU

Aka: Me and my friend thought, hey what if Max was a demon that the other campers summoned? And now we have this.

  • Gwen is a witch who tried to take over the world 32 years ago but was stopped by the Counsel of Witches and as punishment has to run a summer camp for magic kids for 100 years. 
  • David is an Archangel who is there to make sure she does her job, but also genuinely enjoys being a camp counselor. (Queue intensified Max and David shenanigans from them being a demon and an angel - also that much cuter when David starts to become Max’s father figure.)
  • Harrison is a wizard who’s also kind of a prodigy but he’s a muggle born so he’s trying to learn how to control his powers.
  • Nikki is a werewolf. Because, duh.
  • Preston is a necromancer, but he still has a lot to learn. The only thing he’s really done is make a talking skull. Skull dude is chill.
  • Ered is a mermaid but can have human legs when she wants. She surfs and skateboards. Her dads work in area 51 so they know all about the magic and that’s why they adopted her.
  • Nerris is an actual elf who uses fake elf ears to hide her real elf ears.
  • Nerf is a half-giant, Dolf is a vampire, and Space Kid is part alien. (Sorry I was too lazy to draw them.)
  • Quartermaster is an immortal being who steals the life-force of his family members to elongate his lifespan. (Though this is basically cannon..) He stays at the camp because he’s wanted by multiple governments, magic and otherwise. Gwen is the only who knows but she doesn’t say anything because she’s salty about being trapped there.
  • Jasper was a human, but he died, so now he’s a ghost.
  • Cameron Campbell has noon idea about any of this. He thinks the camp is a cover for his money laundering schemes when, in fact, it’s a cover for Gwen’s imprisonment.
  • The flower scouts are a sassy guild of fairies. Nuff said.
  • The wood scouts are cryptic hunters, so when they’re fighting for “the fate of the camp”, they mean they’re trying not to get discovered.
  • The platypus is a dragon.
  • Oh, yeah, and Neil is just a human.


  • The wood scouts are being particularly aggressive this summer, and in the middle of dealing with one their bs schemes Neil and Nikki arrive on the bus.
    • David to Gwen: I thought we didn’t take human campers after the uh… incident. (Eyes Jasper.) (Jasper gives a sassy eye roll.)
  • Preston and Harrison conspire together to solve one problem with another~
    • They find a demon summoning book in Quartermaster’s Quarter Store and tell the campers to meet up in the woods at midnight. 
    • Neil is cluelessly strung along.
  • Neil arrives and sees a pentagram with surrounded by candles. Harrison and Preston start chanting in latin as their eyes roll back into their heads.
    • Neil starts ranting ranting about this is scientifically impossible, until-
  • Max appears in a blaze of fire, his head thrown back and cackling.
    • Neil dead faints.
    • Max:So! You’re the f*@#ing idiots who tried to summon gramps, huh?
    • Preston and Harrison: (Look at each other, then back at Max) I thought we asked for Lucifer, not an angry five year old.
    • Max: I’ll have you know that I am ten thousand years old! And the best you punks are gonna get as far as a demon. Now what the hell do you want?
  • They ask for Max to protect the camp from the Wood Scouts for the rest of the summer - and offer Neil’s soul in return.
    • Neil, when he wakes up, is understandably upset by this. Queue Neil trying to escape from the camp for the next month.
  • At the end of the summer, Neil’s resigned to the fact that his soul belongs to Max and gets dragged down to hell to become a demon. 
  • Next summer they both return as campers. 

Credit to @cryingoreos for helping me come up with a good 50% of this!

anonymous asked:

so... I can't be the only one thinking about Bitty making PBJs for Jack leading to him cooking for Jack leading to him becoming some kind of private chef for pro sports players, right? Because really, having done some research... those poor things could use the help.

  • ok i was going to write a ficlet for this but it was just taking forever and i didn’t want to leave u hanging so i’m going to just bullet point it :)
  • so it starts with that one text from tater re: sandwiches
  • bitty is like ‘ok sure w/e’ and makes an extra pb&j and puts it in a bag that says ‘for tater!’ on it and tells jack to make sure tater gets it before the game
  • and then during the game tater scores in like a RIDICULOUS manner like honestly according to the laws of physics the puck should NOT have gone into the goal and yet?? it did???
  • basically rip bitty b/c hockey superstition
  • so tater wants to try making the sandwich himself to see if it has the same effect so he makes bitty teach him EXACTLY how he does it, so bitty just buys some extra of the ingredients he uses and both shows tater how to make the sandwich and provides written instructions
  • when he’s about to leave tater gives him a bunch of money and is like ‘you must take this, you bought ingredients so i’m paying you back’ except it’s like twice the amount that the ingredients cost? and bitty is like wtf and says ‘this is too much’ and tater is like ‘yeah so if later i want help making the sandwich i can say ‘bitty i gave you extra money last time, help me’ and bitty’s like fine w/e
  • and so he does do this sometimes, but he also asks bitty for help re: food all the time, it’s just not always sandwiches— sometimes it’s ‘b what can you make with kidney beans and corn and a little bit of turkey bacon’ and sometimes it’s ‘b this whole week we are traveling how do i make food that will be ok when i come back’
  • (to which bitty both introduces him to the wonder of using the freezer for things other than ice cream and fills up some single-meal-sized tupperwares with pasta, roasted broccoli, and mashed potatoes)

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I’m getting really fucking tired of seeing posts on my dash making fun of Gerard’s weight/clothes/hair. Like this dude is out here achieving his dreams, making amazing art, advocating for mental health, and just being a literal fucking angel as always and you guys are really gonna sit here and bully someone who has struggled with mental illness all his life? And make snarky comments about his weight even after he spoke up about past eating disorders? You guys are being seriously gross and I really hope he never sees any of the horrible things you’re all saying. Imagine if you saw things like that written about you.

12x10 - Pterodactyl Screeching into the Void - Part 2

This is the second part of my episode review for 12x10 “Lily Sunder has some Regrets”. The first part mainly focusses on Destiel and its HUGE role in the episode. You can go check that out first if you like here.

This part of my review is to talk about some of the other very interesting themes in the episode now that I have screeched about Destiel to my heart’s content and will try to be a more rational person (disclaimer: its not gonna work)

To be honest it is practically impossible for me to talk about this episode without at least referencing Destiel as the very principle theme of the episode is about angels and their interactions with humans in different ways specifically where love is involved. But whether you see Dean and Cas’s love for one another as romantic or platonic the one thing that absolutely cannot be argued away after this episode is that the love between them well and truly does exist in canon. Therefore sorry Jensen but you seem to be confusing Supernatural with another show when you make rash and ill-conceived statements at conventions to appease hateful non-fans. Ahem. Anyway, Moving on…

Angels and Obsession

The starting scene of the episode introduces us to Benjamin. In a bar decorated with vintage video game memorabilia the angel is obsessively playing a game that just makes me think of Charlie. :( Though tbh the symbolism behind an angel controlling an monster to destroy a city is certainly not lost on me and takes my mind right back to the apocalypse where the angels were the ‘monsters’ who wanted to kick start the apocalypse that would literally bring cities to the ground. So yeah, that was an interesting choice of video game basically.

The fact that Benjamin has been here every night obsessively playing this game gives us another interesting insight into angels. One that is explored quite thoroughly in this episode: They have an obsessive nature when it comes to human things.

This opening sequence therefore shows us the most harmless version of this. Benjamin has got himself hooked on video games. (kinda reminds me of Cas taking up Riverboat Gambling. I wonder if Cas ever still sneaks off when the Winchesters are on hunts to feed his gambling addiction? I know it hasn’t been mentioned since but it is certainly within the realms of canon possibility that Cas has an addictive personality, and now after this episode that has been applied to more angels than just Cas.)

I’m now thinking of Endverse!Cas and my heart is breaking because of course Castiel has an addictive personality. Oh and lets not forget 11x04 – 11x06 and Cas’s newfound obsession with Netflix. Human things are shown to be dangerous to angels.  Ishim says this himself later in the episode:

“You know why we’re meant to stay away from humans? It’s not because we’re a danger to them, they’re are a danger to us.”

The thing is, as much of a dick as Ishim was, he’s not wrong. Humans are a danger to angels because angels are not built to really understand human things and emotions. Benjamin’s obsessive gaming is just the start. He may be best case scenario, but Ishim is worst case scenario. An angel who becomes completely enthralled by a human and claims to have ‘fallen in love’ with her – though in Isham’s case it is doubtful he even understands the concept of love. Lily becomes Isham’s obsession. To the point that he terrifies her into calling on another angel to protect her from him.

you were obsessed!” she cries.

“I was in love with you” he argues. But Ishim couldn’t have been in love with her, because as Dean (aka poster boy for humanity) shows us later on, love isn’t about causing your lover pain, it’s about being willing to risk yourself to save them from any further harm.

This is one of the very major points of the episode. Because Angels are not accustomed to deal with Human things, for an angel, love itself becomes the killer. Condemning both the angel and the object of the angel’s affection to a life of pain, tragedy and death. To bring this back to Dean and Cas, it can very easily be argued that much of what has happened to Castiel, and by association Dean, is because of Castiel’s ‘unrequited’ love for Dean. Thinking back over their long tragic history, if you remove that deep love that Castiel has felt for Dean since the beginning where would we be now? Would we have had the leviathans? Would the angels have the angel tablet? The angels probably wouldn’t have fallen, and much of Castiel’s guilt that came from that wouldn’t have happened. On the other hand if we had had canon destiel since the end of season 5, it can also be argued that much of what Dean and Cas and also Sam went through in seasons 6 and 7 wouldn’t have happened because they would have found another way to stop Raphael together. But this is all just speculation after all.

This episode does seem to imply that when the angels love is requited, things don’t go quite so terribly. Whatever kind of love it was that was shared between Lily and Akobel, it worked. He cared for her and gave his life protecting her. Not so much an obsession as a mutual respect and understanding. Then there is Benjamin and his vessel. Not an obsession but a shared trust and care for each other. A devotion that kept them both safe for many years.

So basically, we can conclude that when an angel has a supportive human by their side to help them through any potentially “obsessive” compulsions, it works out okay for both parties. If the angel is shunned and left to its own completely inhuman devices, it turns cold and monstrous. Gosh now this is making me think of that destiel comic where Cas becomes an actual ‘weeping angel’ from Doctor Who. Cold and monstrous indeed.

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angel-jade-draws  asked:

What made you like smol/short Eridan? (I actually like Eridan being small while the others are standing tall after puberty lol)

Hmmm good question! It has to do with a lot of things actually, mostly headcanon related.

Y’see, I kinda headcanon the age-blood hemospectrum stuff, so as you get older, the slower your mature and seadwellers almost stop altogether in their late twenties. 

But during sburb all trolls are still pretty young so they’re roughly equal. But that changes a bit later when the lower bloods start to molt and skyrocket.

The highbloods and seadwellers are left a bit irked at their friends in their late early twenties just managing to gain muscle and height over them. As well as their psychokinetic powers, it seems like an unfair trade off but in reality, they live longer so it kind of evens out. 

I also headcanon the lower on the spectrum, the more probability you have stronger mental powers. Vriska has hers but its manipulation of mind not actual physical lifting of objects. Hence lowerbloods tend to have the more physically demanding jobs.

But anyhoo! When everyone is in their physical young adult stages, the seadwellers are playing catch up in their teens, because of biology and all that. It would make sense for their adolescence to be extended given their entire life expectancy is.

But that’s just one part! (Sorry if I’m rambling at this point I get really excited about seadwellers heehee)

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anonymous asked:

Everyone's worried about Cas, and here I am, worried about Jack :c his mom just died, he was just born, his adoptive dad died, and now he's being looked after by an angry grieving squirrel and a tired moose. Like I know he's full grown, but still, I worry. And now evil colonel sanders is on the block? Not a good enviroment for a growing boy angel guy thing. (I may be drunk)


I mean… the poor dude has just been born, somehow is immediately an adult, his dad is a giant douchewad and in another dimension, his mom is dead, then a scared worried moose man runs into his room all worried and scared.

Originally posted by aborddelimpala

Closely followed by angry grieving squirrel man who just really wants to shoot him in the face (jeez, what did I do?! right?!) and spends most of the episode (and the next few) trying to shoot, stab or punch anyone and everyone in the face, including and most likely starting with and focusing on Jack.

Then he’s gonna probably flap off or run away somehow (find some cool 90s clothes too though, priorities!), end up in jail, probably does get shot at by the angry grieving squirrel, stabbed at some point, probably by those Angels, then he is just supposed to go with the angry grieving squirrel and the tired and worried moose and just chill, be their intern getting them burgers and stuff?

Trying not to take too much screen time away from them too of course :p

Jeez ok let’s all give the guy a break before he starts :D

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What kinda of tattoos would the Open Tab Squad have?

Yo. Let’s see. (I’m slightly drunk so I am probably gonna forget some people but shhhhhh…..)

Kuroo would dead ass just have Kenma’s name on his hip with like little hearts and flowers around it. He’s had it since high school and showed it to everyone like, “Yo, look at my sick new ink.” And no one had the heart to shatter his “I’m totally straight” soul into dust so just kinda went along with it like, “Yo, yeah, Kuroo that’s totally sick and not gay at all.” Like… Dude… you’re so gay. How did you never fucking notice.

Bokuto has the Tootsie Pop owl on his ass. But also something really cool like a badass angel or some shit on his back. Maybe some tribals on his beautiful biceps… Mmmmm

Oikawa said that the only thing he’d ever allow someone tattoo onto his body is his own damn portrait, and Iwaizumi didn’t want to be known as the dude dating the narcissist so he forbade him to have it done. But then a few years later, he got really drunk and Hanamaki and Matsukawa dragged him off to get a pink dolphin with butterfly wings on his wrist. When he went crying to Iwaizumi, he kicked Makki’s and Mattsun’s asses, bought Oikawa an expensive watch that hid the tattoo and then took him to get it covered up once it had healed. (He replaced it with a peony and Iwaizumi’s name.) (he wears the watch on the other wrist now.)

Iwaizumi has had Oikawa’s birthday in Roman Numerals on his left bicep since high school graduation. (Also Godzilla scales breaking through the skin of his right shoulder.)

Hanamaki’s entire back is a huge Yakuza-esque koi fish. Also dickbutt on his ankle.

Matsukawa has “Ph.” tattooed next to his dick for the sole purpose of being able to use the line, “Wanna see my Ph.D?” as a proposition for sex.

Kenma has the Hylian crest on his right forearm, Majora’s mask on his left shoulder blade, the Triforce on the back of his neck, and a half sleeve of various characters from Nintendo games.

Akaashi has Bokuto’s name because he’s been hella thirsty since puberty first struck. He got it when Kuroo got his Kenma tattoo. No one but Kenma and Kuroo know about it because it’s on the back of his thigh, directly underneath his left buttcheek. Just wait til Bokuto gets a load of that.

Kiyoko has a half sleeve of flowers and the cycle of the moon down her spine. (Which adds to the appeal of her wearing backless dresses…. if ya feel me.)

Yukie has a pair of lips on her collarbone, a cliche tramp stamp with roses and shit, and a dream catcher on her left calf.

Misaki has the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland on her ribs. Also a flower garter belt.

Asahi is terrified of pain and didn’t ever want to get a tattoo in his sorry life, but was eventually forced into it and now has small, minimalist elephant on his right pectoral. (It’s so cute and perfect for him that no one can ever make fun of it so I guess Asahi won that round.)

Nishinoya definitely has like a mother fucking phoenix on his chest. and like, an octopus on his back, taking down a pirate ship or something, with tigers on board, and lightning in the background.

Miya has some gorgeous tree on his back and one of those geometric cuff looking tattoos around his wrist.

Shirabu is untouched. Pure™. (for now)

Hinata and Kageyama: voll-ball

Daichi has like a fancy lookin liquor bottle on the back of his right calf and that’s pretty much it. But a few years down the line, Suga drags him off to get some lame couple tattoos to prove to Oikawa that their love is more special than his and Iwaizumi’s. They probably get some lame quote like, “You’re the one that I want.” or  “Stick it in.” or “Surprise me”. Or I guess Suga could draw something, being a lame ass artist and all.

Suga has Luffy’s straw hat on his right hip. He got it with Tendou one day on a dare. He’s also got Yukie’s name on his ankle with a line through it. Then Misaki’s name directly above it, also crossed out. A little later on, he and Oikawa decide to add a little to the list, such as Daddy’s Dick and Being Gay. (Both of which Daichi takes Suga in to get crossed out.) Suga also has a small, simple paint palette behind his right ear that most people don’t know about. He eventually takes in a note that Daichi wrote for him and snuck into his pocket before he went on a business related trip. He has the artist tattoo the entirety of the note in his handwriting on the inside of his right forearm. It reads something like, 

Dear Love of my Life,

Come home soon. 

Love, Daichi”

Suga looks at it when the stress gets too heavy. It reminds him to stop what he’s doing and go home.

And that’s all I can think of at the moment. I know I probably missed some people but oh well. Good enough. Tatts are great. Let all get a matching tattoo.

A Playbutton or This?

You remember how you said you wanted a YouTuber AU for Captive Prince.
I have been thinking.

I can hear the fandom declaring Laurent as a fashion vlogger, beauty guru type person, because he’s got the face for it, and the holier-than-thou attitude that you might expect from a model, and to them I say what book series have you been reading. If anyone is going to be gently judging other people’s clothes for a living, it’s gonna be Damen. 

Therefore, I declare Damen a beauty guru who focuses primarily on clothes (though if you don’t think he has Things To Say on other stuff, you should watch search through his channel for a series he calls The War of Makeups). Everyone assumes that he is, at first glance, some online fitness instructor, or at a stretch maybe a DIY person. Someone who wears a lot of flannel and films himself as he hikes around swinging axes impressively at trees.

Everyone is wrong, and Damen kind of really enjoys the double-take everyone always does when he introduces himself. Because, like, his channel name is pretty recognizable. CaptiveDamnen (he is so proud of that channel name you have no idea) is a big deal in the community, it’s just the person that no one is expecting.

Laurent, on the other hand, is definitely a sketch comedian. Probably writes and performs everything himself, very clinical, very professional. He’s a competent video editor, because he’d never enter into a project without at the very least understanding every aspect of it, but he also probably hires a film major named Jord to help him shoot and edit so that it looks perfect. Whenever he shows up to meet and greets he manages to leave without a hair out of place.

Damen spends like half a live show the night after a big YouTube event trying to answer people’s questions about what products Laurent must use to be able to mingle with literally a thousand fans and still look like he’s ready for a professional photo shoot.

Damen, on the other hand, is very home-grown YouTube. Not that it’s shittily done, not at all, but it doesn’t have the slightly unrealistic veneer that Laurent has all over his videos. He shoots and edits himself ninety nine percent of the time.

While Laurent does excel at playing every single part himself, he also has a common costar by the name of Nicaise. No one quite knows why, because while Nicaise is a good actor and quite frankly stunning to look at, he’s probably the most evil person in the world in real life, and he makes absolutely no attempt to hide it. Fans have spent years trying to figure out the puzzle that is Nicaise and Laurent’s relationship, ever since Nicaise appeared in one of the earliest videos as a tiny, angelic looking, extraordinarily bratty child of nine. He’s not related, Laurent has never made any mention of any sort of deal between them, and Nicaise was there from the beginning so he can’t possibly have been looking to ride on Laurent’s coattails, because that was long before Laurent, and indeed the YouTube platform, had any pull anywhere.

Damen, on the other hand, most often collaborates with a fellow YouTuber, a-


Shit. Dude. Shit. Like, the sketch comedy thing makes sense because Laurent is, like, the king of wearing a different face, but I’ve already written an actor AU, and, like, Laurent would also totally be a gamer.

Like, he doesn’t look the type at all, but he is absolutely 100% the kind of person who would adore the competitive, strategic world of online gaming and he would kill as a cool, sarcastic commentator navigating his way flawlessly through level after level of the most complicated, mind-fucky games.

He still edits everything with surgical precision, his entire setup is always crystal clear and perfect, and he still gets an obvious professional to edit the videos. Nicaise is still his incredibly bratty occasional costar who nobody can figure out the purpose of, other than to look pretty and call Laurent names and purposefully get him killed.



Damen most often collaborates with a DIY YouTuber, Nikandros, who helps Damen out with the more crafty projects that require equipment that Damen doesn’t really want to go out and buy, in exchange for Damen going through Nik’s closet and finding him good date outfits while Nik stares bewilderedly at Damen’s back and very clearly does not absorb a single tip Damen gives him. Their combined audiences apparently adore watching him quietly putting a pillow over his head and giving up in abject defeat while in the background Damen keeps up a light patter of information about how it’s not his closet that’s wrong, it’s the way he’s pairing his clothes.

Damen claims that he’s an expert strategist, which is why he’s able to work the magic that he does. He says that it’s not so much an inborn “girly” knowledge of what colors suit each other as it is understanding the component parts of an outfit and how they all play together.

Damen says this at a YouTube event panel, where he and maybe fifteen other YouTubers with completely different channels have all been herded onto a stage to discuss the common links between them as members of the YouTube platform, rather than as individual creators. Nik is sitting beside him, and makes furious cutting off motions as Damen declares himself a strategist, to the amusement of the whole crowd, leaving Damen to let his sentence trail off in confusion as he looks left at his friend and doesn’t notice the icy glare coming from his right from the probably rightfully proclaimed king of strategy himself, Laurent of the channel PrinceVere.

He keeps on not noticing until Laurent leans into the microphone and says, “Expert strategist?” with enough polite poison in his voice to make the entire audience go OOOooooooooooooo as one.

Damen turns around, still so incredibly confused, and says, “Yes, I am a strategist,” and then, looking rather derisively at Laurent’s clothing choice, “You might not think of clothing as a winnable venture, but I do.”

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Dylan Klebold As A Boyfriend

-Has sweaty hands around you always
-Mentally prepares himself when talking with you bc he doesn’t want something to come out the wrong way
-Gets comfortable around you pretty fast bc he genuinely likes your personality and how open you are to his feelings and thoughts
-Is v flirty with you in private like omg he’s a Virgo and they’re shy but like damn he can be flirty too it’s unbelievable 😂
-Rests his arm on your head ALWAYS
-Drives you to school sometimes, bc he sleeps in late
-Takes you to the stores bc he wanted to buy you something
-Watches out for you in the commons bc at lunch time tons of jocks or just rude people in general tend to bully more often there
((Imagine going to lunch and the halls are filled with student scrambling to leave for a smoke and lunch and all you see is Dylan’s head poking from the crowd and he spots you first before you can and he just stares at you and yall make eye contact and it’s just hilarious bc you laugh at Dylan just peepin at you while you make your way to him an gah it’s FUNNY IN MY HEAD OK))
-Dylan making you origami when you get sad and you opening them up to find a cute little love note for you to read
-Him not being that good at planning dates so you guys just stay in, or go bowling or out for a ride
-Him sleeping over your house a lottttt
-You two failing some classes together and both of you helping each other out
-Staying late shift nights with him at BlackJacks just so he won’t be lonely lol cute
-Ruffling your hairrrrr omg
-Looking down at you and him chuckling to himself bc he knows you don’t notice
-Hugs are always the best, and you always putting your hands in his trench coat and laughing bc the pockets are too big
-Tippy toed kissing fails OR if you’re like around his height having the cutest kisses either way they cute tbh.
-Him holding your thigh when he drives
-Winking at you bc he’s cheeky; y'all woulda thought he was this shy hard to get to know dude but he’s really flirty and hilarious and just always knows how to please you
-Makes funny faces at you when you stare at him for too long and he notices
-“So how’s about we go for pizza later? And then we can go back to my place or yours if you’d like… *scratches the back of his neck and looks down* and umm like watch your favorite movie this time… because I know we always watch one of my favorite movies and I want to watch whatever you want to watch this time.. yeah.?”
-Practically lets you keep his flannels and shirts bc he caught you in his room last time in his closet trying his clothes on 😭😂
-Makes you mixtapes and lets you read his love notes to you
-Always blushingggggg
-Very overprotective even though he suffers in silence when he gets jealous
-Observent to the max and never fails to know when something is wrong with you
-Always asking for your opinion
-“Y/n, what’s your take on life & death?”
“Death=Life, we are energy and we are constant, and we live on even after we are "dead” our souls never die we are immortal"
-Lots of kisses when in the car and is actually very touchy
((ALRIGHT THIS IS MY TAKE ON HOW DYLAN WOULD BE A BF DONT ROAST ME OK MY MELANCHOLIC POETIC HOMEBOY WASNT A FOLLOWER AND it Was his Responsibility as well for what he did I DONT CONDONE! but for those that blame Eric like come on dude for real? We gon look at Dylan like he some type an angel like Nah yes he was romantic & poetic and wanted love but he also had this anger inside him he couldn’t control enough, & shit just has to happen in order for things to reveal themselves but anyways PEACE & BLESSINGS YALL! Thanks for reading requests are always welcome!! )))

exit82 be more chill - a written bootleg


  • first of all i’d like to say that the cheering was not nearly as excessive as tumblr led me to believe it wasn’t that bad and i could hear all the lines so!!! comfort to y’all
  • *spooky theramin hell dream commence*
  • okay but the dad though we have to admire his skill to put on his pants so quickly to go and be a bus driver
  • the whole time brooke chloe and jenna are having their conversation jere is just awkwardly trying to discreetly slide his hand to his locker and honestly me
  • also brooke just like skips everywhere it’s adorable
  • everyone was just glancing around at each other while rich wrote boyf on the backpack like 👀👀👀👀👀
  • this jake definitely did a totally different thing for his jake than jake boyd but i LOVED it and he was really great!!!
  • the set for this was so versatile and stuff like they turned around the lockers and BAM there’s the play signup sheet it was cool as hell
  • jeremy does this cute cut-off gesture on “end scene” and it’s A+
  • C H R I S T I N E
  • oh my god where do i start with christine her overalls were great, her cat stockings were great, her voice was AMAZING like honestly y’all she was a blessing
  • SO LIKE i was sitting right by this exit door and turns out it’s where a L O T of people enter from so michael walked in all casually with his slushy right in front of me and i was n o t p r e p a r e d
  • michael was acting so high during his part it was great
  • also when jere says his whole “i hate this school” thing michael just kinda smiles and shrugs so that was NICE
  • i can confirm that christine signing up for the play in this production is just as extra as it was in the original production
  • chloe’s “i like gay people” was like really loud it was great
  • can yall believe im still only in the first song
  • also the ensemble peeps were A++ i loved them
  • for the scene before play rehearsal there’s a whiteboard with drama club written on it in cute lettering and it’s great
  • the whole song jeremy is just watching christine with a goofy grin like heck yeah i love this human and it’s adorable i loved it so much!!
  • christine’s NOISES!!!!!! A++++++
  • at the end with the “we’re starting” christine just kept pausing at staring at the whiteboard expectantly until she turns to jere and is like “soooooon” and it was both pure and hilarious
  • when mr reyes says the thing about frisbee golf this ensemble guy just goes like “yeah!!” it was great
  • christine looked so genuinely distraught over midsummer nightmare with zombies
  • also when mr reyes announces it he flips the whiteboard to reveal midsummer nightmare with zombies written in like this beautiful calligraphy it was blessed
  • he’s so aggressive with “THE MAN IS DEAD LET IT GO” oh my god
  • so in this version jake is way more just obviously hitting on christine rather than genuinely saying all the stuff about romeo and juliet and i don’t know how i feel about it but he delivered it really well so !!!!!!
  • the audience audibly sadly awwed when christine didn’t notice jeremy speaking
  • the lisp is alive and well by the way
  • basically the squip song was very extra i loved it
  • everyone was so excited at the “its from japan”
  • michael just deadass lights a blunt during two player game it’s hilarious
  • the pacman tattoo is confirmed to be on michael’s right arm i took note
  • on the line “i wanna move on” jeremy just sorta whinily shakes michael’s arm it’s great
  • during the favorite person part michael just lowkey rests his head on jere’s shoulder and is promptly playfully shoved so that he falls facefirst into the two bean bags and he just sorta lays there for a bit it’s amazing
  • for the final chorus part thing they both just do these ridiculous karate moves and shit in the front while video game characters take off the set it’s so extra and blessed i loved it
  • instead of the sideburns comment jeremy just awkwardly says “so, my chemical romance right” it was the best
  • when jeremy opens the shoebox michael in the background just lowkey moves his phone up in the air and takes a picture then looks really satisfied and pleased with it
  • press f to pay respects to jeremy’s bar mitzvah money
  • the squip looks just like this cool villainy dude at first but over the course of the show he slowly gets more and more squippy and villainy looking it’s so FUCKIN COOL
  • also when the squip first shows up little drop down things on the ceiling of the squip wire shit shows up and there’s also more big ones that show up in upgrade it’s just a cool lil thing that i liked
  • the squip squat-sits a lot. just a psa
  • do you wanna ride was both uncomfortable and hilarious at the same time it was p amazing
  • there were these short pauses in between each “in” in pinkberry at the end it was super funny
  • at the end of be more chill part two when everyone sets jeremy down on the bed the squip says like “be careful with him he’s delicate”
  • jere: *aggressively tapping his head* hellooo are you on? mr heere: son are you talking to yourself again jere: i…guess i am mr heere: okay
  • from now on jeremy wears his eminem shirt AND this black coat vest thing it actually looks pretty good
  • at play rehearsal everyone does southern accents during their lines it’s amazing
  • “cough.”
  • “im sorry i don’t know why im crying” BIG MOOD JEREMIAH
  • “noooooooo….ot exactly”
  • jere is forced to make out with brooke and he clearly looks very uncomfortable and i felt so bad jvnghfkd
  • “that…that’s illegal” “yeah, it’s totally illegal!” SHFGJSCKISFTDYIDV
  • everyone highkey gasped/sadly awwed when jere said optic nerve blocking on


  • brooke’s sexy dog costume jvndhdksj
  • “i do not understand the request” YES YOU FUCKIN DO SHUT UP TIC TAC MAN
  • *bathtub prop is brought onstage* FUCK IM NOT EMOTIONALLY READY-
  • the audience reaction was INSANE people were ooing and awwing and gasping all around me and it was surreal as fuck
  • by the way this dude has the voice of an angel. of a god. a god angel. an angel god.
  • christine and jeremy’s weird noise exchange was the cutest damn thing ever
  • everyone in the audience sounded so sad when christine said no to going out with jeremy but i mean WE WERE SAD EVEN THOUGH MOST OF US KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN
  • they all start out in bathrobes and stuff (LIKE I ALWAYS PICTURED IT TOO I WAS INTERNALLY SCREAMING!!!) then they take them off to reveal these like shiny elastic outfits like in a zumba class or something it was amazing
  • okay but when the squip walks out for the scene before pitiful children he looks like a straight up evil electronic BADASS he got Cloaks For Days (also his makeup was On Point the whole show so just sayin)
  • everyone in the audience made sad noises when jenna said her line about knowing everyone’s business but honestly i felt a Sad at that part
  • JENNA NAILED THOSE HIGH NOTES also she just deadass pulled the Mountain Dew out of her coat jvnghfk
  • THE PANTS SONG WAS AMAZING also michael was super defensive when mr heere asked if he loved jeremy like he super quickly was like “NO” i just thought it was intriguing
  • during the rich flashback the play background curtain thing comes down a bit to show the flashback and then comes back up it was cool
  • THE KUNG FU FIGHT THING also michael still keeps jeremy in this body hug thing to keep him restrained long after he needs to be just something i noticed
  • during the “confession” part christine and jeremy slow dance again BUT i paid attention to michael in the background and he looked DISTRAUGHT i deadass actually saw him wipe a tear and start walking away (before coming back when jere gives her the mountain dew red) and HOLY SHIT YALL I WAS HURT
  • michael is just left in this pile of bodies and he literally just shouts “OH FUCK” and honestly SAME
  • R I C H A R D oh my god first of all this whole scene he is like just smiling his ass off in this full body cast and the lisp was super alive and everyone lost their SHIT at the totally bi part it was so great and when michael comes in he’s like so excitedly ranting about what happened that he fuckin shakes jere’s hospital bed it was great ALSO IM ALMOST POSITIVE THAT RICH WAS WEARING AN LGBT SHIRT FOR VOICES IN MY HEAD CAN SOMEONE HELP CONFIRM THIS
  • i have never heard so many people gasp because of a man walking onstage wearing pants
  • i was really glad that everyone including michael were so happy for jeremy and christine it was pure
  • im emotionally worn out that was a ride thanks for listening hope yall will be able to visually see this beauty someday
skype part i [h2ovanoss]

“Are you sure you can handle yourself, Jonathan?”

“For the third time, Mother, Yes. I can handle myself. I’m grounded anyways.” Jonathan mumbled the last part, hoping that his mother didn’t hear it. But as always, mothers find out.

“You are grounded. If I hear any funny business from anyone or anything suspicious when your father and I get home, we will move back to North Carolina. Got that?” Jonathan’s mother said sternly, as Jonathan rolled his eyes and nodded sarcastically if that made sense. “Maybe do some homework while you’re at it, son. Haven’t seen you do that in a long time.” Jonathan’s father said it with not much emotion, which left Jonathan confused, not knowing if he was joking or being serious. “I would do my homework, but you know,” Jonathan started, “you banned me from school for two weeks.” Jonathan did actually have homework to finish from those previous weeks, but it’s not like he was going to do that homework anyways. So, he didn’t let that thought occupy his mind. He had much better plans.

“Loosen up, guys. Go to Hawaii without your son. I don’t have anything to contact my friends or anything. You took those away from me too.” Jonathan sassed back. With his phone, PC, every game console he owned, taken away from him; he had plenty of time to waste for thinking about sassy comebacks and quips for, not only his friends, but his parents. Ever since Jonathan confessed to him that he was a flaming bisexual, they haven’t been a very happy and bubbly family like they were before.

“Just do as much shit as you can that doesn’t involve being a faggot, Jonatha-”

“Jon. It’s Jon.” Jonathan growled, his eyes growing a darker shade of blue, making Jonathan’s mother step a bit backwards. And of course, his father not giving any flying fucks.

“Whatever, let’s go, Elizabeth.” my what-so-called father dragged my mother to the car, carrying their luggage with them. I heard the car engine start and tires screeching abruptly on the drive-way. The roaring of their car engine fade away.

I looked out the window and saw mo sight or trail of them. I smirked and immediately ran to my parents’ room and opened their walk-in closet.

“Bottom of the third pile, second row, fifth column.” I whispered to myself, counting each column and pile and row there was until I found it. My laptop.

I laughed, “God, they’re so fucking stupid when it comes to hiding things. Like their failed marriage.” I said, looking at the ‘hidden’ divorce papers under other piles of junk mail.

I went to my room and literally jumped onto the bed and locked my door. I closed my window and locked them so my neighbor doesn’t get suspicious.

I opened the laptop and turned it on, “I’m almost there.” I murmured, putting my password into the blank space.

Once it went to desktop, I didn’t care about my social media, the amount of memes I’ve missed in the past four months, the amount of notifications I have from that one party. I had my priorities.

I double-clicked the logo, clicking his name, then clicking call.


“Evan! Evan, hi! Oh my god, how long has it been?” I yelled out, but not too loud for my neighbor to hear.

“Dude, you’ve missed so much. The guys have missed you so much. Especially me, baby.” Evan winked, joking the last part. “What did I miss?” I asked excitedly and clapping my hands together, The amount of things I wanted to hear from his angelic voice was making me nervous and— “Everything basically. You probably missed the news that drugs were found it some kid’s locker and they had school lock down for a few days…” Evan went on and on, missing the feeling of comfort and nostalgia, even if its only been two weeks.

Jonathan checked the time, his parents were so suspicious of him that they had his neighbor check on him on 00:30. It was already 23:30. One more hour His mind went back to his best friend, “Tyler and Craig got into a huge fight and one thing lead to another, Daithi tried to stop Tyler, but we all know how that would’ve ended up.”

Jonathan was shocked, “Holy shit, is Daithi okay? Let me guess, black eye and a busted lip?” Evan smirked, “Tyler’s iconic.”

“So, did Craig and Tyler make up?”

Evan chuckled, “Tyler came into school the next day after lunch with a cocky smirk and messed up hair, along with Craig who looked dazed as fuck and limping quite a bit.” Jonathan chuckled as well, “Ah. Make-up sex. In the bathroom too, I salute the two.” Jonathan shook his head, smiling a little bit.

Evan kept talking and talking and talking and fuck, Jonathan couldn;t will away the fact that it was starting to get a little hot. Jonathan was sweating. He couldn’t will away the fact that he was turned on; aroused; horny. He always knew he had some sort of tiny infatuation for the asian, but he never really paid attention to it or Jonathan himself pushed it away. Before Jonathan could even realize, he was already palming himself through his basketball shorts. “It just sucks without you, Jonathan,” Evan sighed.

Not soon after, Evan was still telling stories from how Tyler literally almost fucked Craig during a party to how Brian gave Brock the most deep purple hickey he’s ever seen. “Like, how could someone bite that hard? . . There were teeth marks!” Evan said, running his hand through his own hair. Jonathan always thought when Evan did that with his hair was fucking hot.

Jonathan already slipped his hand into his briefs and started to touch himself, ragged breaths already starting to emit from his throat, trying to hide from Evan the fact that he was jerking off to him. Sure, Jonathan had had lewd dreams about the canasian, but he never thought he’d have enough balls to touch himself while skyping him.

Evan was walking around his own room, looking for something around his room. Jonathan didn’t know what he was looking before because he wasn’t paying attention, for obvious reasons. “Aha!” Evan found whatever he was looking for, and bent down to grab it, and Jonathan could see his best friend’s plump round ass clearly. Jonathan sucked in a breathe. Hoping Evan wouldn’t hear him. What is the circumference of his ass? It’s like, perfectly round. Jonathan thought to himself.

Unfortunately for Jonathan, Evan did hear him and looked back at his camera, walking back with his head cocked to the side. “What’s wrong, bud?” Evan said, and because he was sick—as he said earlier, when Jonathan was actually paying attention— Evan had a husky and sexy voice, like as if he had just woken up.

That alone set Jonathan over the edge, biting his lip to stop the moan from emitting from his mouth. At this point, Jonathan was already jerking himself off. “Jon, why is your camera moving up and do– oh my god.”


Jonathan was having a tsunami of mixed emotions going on in his mind. Lust and embarrassment being the strongest.

“Jon, are you… jerking off?”

anonymous asked:

SOMEBODY has to deal with the issue. So I suggest to put the broom away, open the door, AND CALM DOWN

C: You are quite literally telling us to go in there and tell some weird dude in our bathroom, who could of very well been breaking in in the first place to steal shit, that its okay and we should talk.

C: Do you know how much danger Jared could possibly be in!? Not a lot of people are use to just seeing a demon roaming around like its a totally normal fucking thing. So no. I’m not dealing with that.

deancas 13x05 coda follow-up. 3.3k for @brittywritesstuff for cheering me on and @blacklightguidesnic for always being my flashlight. xx

tw: suicidal thoughts/tendencies, alcoholism, self loathing. (take care my darlings.

at the foot of this mountain, i only see clouds

“You changed. When you bargained with me just now, you could have asked to go back, to live.”

“Well I figure with you in charge, there’s no gettin’ back for me.”

“That doesn’t sound like the Dean Winchester I know and love. The man who has been dead so many times, but it never seemed to stick. Maybe you’re not that guy anymore. The guy who saves the world. The guy who always thinks he’ll win, no matter what.

“You have changed. And you tell people it’s not a big deal. You tell people you’ll work through it. But you know you won’t…you can’t. And that scares the hell out of you.

“Or…am I wrong?”

“What do you want me to say? Doesn’t matter…. I don’t matter.”

“Don’t you?”

“I couldn’t save Mom. I couldn’t save Cas. I can’t even save a scared little kid. Sam keeps tryin’ to fix it, but I keep draggin’ him down. So I’m not gonna beg. Okay, if it’s my time, it’s my time.”

“You really believe that. You wanna die.”


“You’ve got nothing outside Sam. You are nothing. What are the things that you want? What are the things that you dream? I know how dead you are inside, how worthless you feel. I know how you look into a mirror, and hate what you see.”


“I can see inside you, Dean. Inside, you’re already dead.”

Dean jolts awake.


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Ok, so there are two things going on here:

1. Phone sex conversations during the day with your angel boyfriend friend while your brother is is the background is complicated. Ok it’s very complicated. Nah i’m kidding. i’m kidding, come on. 

2. Huggy bear? How did I forget that? Ha ha. I like that Dean just said it and that he nor Castiel even think about the significance of it after it was said. As if it was the norm for them. 

Then Sam just turns around and looks at Dean after he said it as if to say to Dean. “Dude, really? You just went there?” Ha ha i love this fandom. x)