dude hange

I was talking to my friend YUMI and she told me recently that she had a Werekyrii with dreads almost like my bby Cesar. I instantly dove for my tablet after she told me more about him because he sounded so cool…

His name is Nazario, he’s from mystery island and YUMI insisted that his voice canon would be Future

Tagging: @neojammy @magicalchiapop and @gelertassassin because…. well this is a COOL kyrii that’s why. xDD 

do you know in the darkest hour part 2 when lancelot and merlin went back to the knights and arthur but lancelot walked in first solely to give arthur a panic attack that merlin was dead, only to have merlin walked up five seconds later?? what assholes. what honest to god jerks. i love it. they literally planned that out. they stood outside that ruined castle, about to walk in together, but then one of them was like “wait wait wait, hang on. dude. i got an idea. everyone will go crazy.” and i am willing to bet all the money i have on this earth that it was lancelot’s idea

I might only be saying this because I’ve been in a shit mood for a couple of days, but I think I’m going to take a short break from Tumblr for a while. My current remoteness and recent harsh wealth mean I have very little in the way of a Fleshworld social life, and Tumblr generally wallows in hostility to the degree that it’s pointless to attempt to talk about anything meaningful.

I get more than my full dose of hatefulness and nonsensical vitriol just from the news these days. I don’t need that much more from those who would be my allies, so I’m closing up shop for a little bit.

If this post is deleted by tomorrow, it means I changed my mind. If it’s still here in the evening, I’ll be gone for at least a few days.

  • Yurio: Hey...uh Victor...can I ask you about...something...
  • Victor: *holding Yuuri and watching TV* Yes...
  • Yurio: Do you think I can fly out to go see Otabek and spend the week with him...?
  • Victor: I don't know...I don't think that's a good idea...
  • Yurio: YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING UGH! ITS SO UNFAIR. FUCK YOU...YOUR NOT EVEN MY REAL PARENTS! WHY THE FUC-
  • Yuuri: Aw...come on Victor...it's young love...let him go...
  • Yurio: ITS NOT LOVE...ITS JUST TWO DUDES HANGING OUT FOR A WEEK!
  • Victor: I remember Yuuri saying it was just "hanging out" next thing you know your making out on his bed and calling him your husband...
  • Yurio: ...can I go then...?
  • Yuuri: Aw...let him go live his gay love story!
  • Victor: yes...you can go...
  • Yurio: Good, I need you to drive me to the airport...I booked my flight a long time ago.

pidge is the hacker of our group.

shiro is our awesome leader.

hunk’s our mechanic. he’s also a chef and a pretty cool dude to hang out with.

keith is always doing things like flying into asteroid fields and black holes and cool junk like that.

and i thought i was their sharpshooter, but i guess no one else thinks that..

maybe i don’t have a thing.

I'm listening to the PotO 25th anniversary recording

And I forgot how much Erik gives me secondhand embarrassment.

Oh, man.

Here is a guy who built palaces and torture chambers and basically smooth-talked and murdered his way across the Western Hemisphere but when it comes to seducing a woman he’s like, “Mirror. A mirror works. She shan’t see me when I court her that way; perfectly normal male courting behavior.”

Can you imagine how he would have short-circuited if Christine straight up asked him what the deal was?

“Look, by now, I know you’re not a ghost. You’re some dude hanging out in my dressing room.”

“…………”

“I know you’re still in there. I can hear you hyperventilating.”

“…..No, you can’t.”

“You’re fogging up both sides of the mirror.”

“…….That is ghost air.”

“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t call the cops right now.”

“…………………I have an organ that may interest you.”

“OH MY GOD.”

“T’chyeah. I- uh. Went to one of their concerts once!”

“Super cool! I love Weezer dude. Maybe we can hang out sometime. They reopened that rollerblading rink, and you should, like totally come with me, they play wicked tunes there. Um. What’s your name again? Haha.”

“Haha-.. it’s Jo- I mean. Parker.. I mean. My name’s Jonas, but everyone calls me Parker-”

Kids bonding over their love of trashy hipster music