dude did you wash your hands

Don’t Look Down

Pairing: Sam x Reader 

Characters: Dean, Sam, the Reader 

Warnings: light swearing, a ton of fluff 

Word Count: 1624

Summary: the Reader, Sam and Dean are working a case in Arizona. The Reader and Sam decide to take a vacation day (or night) and check out the Grand Canyon. 

Tag List: @amanda-teaches @myplaceofthingsilove@evyiione @mogaruke@aliensdeservebetter@27bmm@craving-cas @spnfanficpond


Originally posted by anthony-samaniego

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Welcome Home

Pairing: Teen!GWashxTrans!Reader (angst to fluff)

Summary: The reader gets kicked out for being transgender (FTM). His best friend, George, takes him in immediately and showers him with love.

Words: 2,326

Warnings: swearing, transphobia

A/N: I want to thank @hamiltryingmybest for inspiring me. I had never read a trans!reader fic until I read Home. I didn’t know people wrote them. It made me very emotional and it was something that I could relate to on a very personal level. Thank you. x (If anyone is wondering, requests are open!)

You smile as you pick up the back of men’s underwear. You stare at the male model in envy for a moment before making your way to the cashier. You proudly place the item on the counter.

“Are these for your little brother?” she asks, trying to strike conversation as she rings them up. You feel your heart ping. You couldn’t blame her. They were the smallest size you could find, and it would seem like they were for a child to you if you were in her position.

“N-No. They’re for me,” you correct. She looks up and raises an eyebrow. You take the bag she offers and slide a ten dollar bill across the counter. You turn and exit quickly, embarrassed and nervous.

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Red vs Blue Fic: If You Want Me To Look At Another Rash...

Summary: Five times Tucker asked Wash to inspect his injuries, and one time he didn’t. 

Parings: None.

Warnings: Canon-typical language, canon character death.

Notes: Also available on AO3!

I said that fandom should do the thing, and then it didn’t, so … I DID THE THING. :D


The really unfair thing is that Tucker does tell Wash.

Okay, fine, not right away. Tucker might have been a little bit busy crawling over dead bodies to get out of a crashed spaceship. And dragging Caboose’s concussed ass with him. And convincing Wash that he wasn’t back on the Mother of Invention. And convincing Sarge that the crash wasn’t a plot orchestrated by the dirty backstabbing Blues—though to be fair, Wash did most of that. He’d recovered enough to use his crazy Freelancer voice, and Sarge only grumbled a little before he went back to jabbing Grif with his shotgun while demanding that he wake up so he could properly appreciate being shot, dammit.

Then there was the whole mess of digging Simmons out of the wreckage. And sorting out their camps. And realizing that Carolina and Church hadn’t come back from patrol. And Caboose realizing that Church hadn’t come back.

Yeah, pretty much everything about the first week sucked.

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Take It Off

Pairing: Bucky x Reader
Word Count: 794
Request: @fandommaniacx - Congrats on your followers lovely!! :) Can I request #7 with Bucky x Reader please?
Prompt: 7) ‘You heard me. Take. It. Off.’

Originally posted by complete-fandom-trashhh

Bucky had been hit. He had been reckless enough to save you from a speeding bullet heading in your direction. Luckily he had pushed you and it had entered his shoulder, instead he would have taken the blow to his exposed back.

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a-beautifuldayna  asked:

Jungkook scenario when you guys have been arguing a lot recently one night you guys argue your daughter wakes up crying she was watching. You see her, ask why she's cry she says that she's scared you guys won't be a family anymore fluff ending

Right Away! Thanks for requesting!

Member: Jungkook

Genre: Angst/Fluff

Word Count: 1,175

It was her bed time, she should be in bed by now, dishes should be washed, she should’ve eaten an hour ago, I can make some dinner for myself because you really doubted Jungkook had made some for you. The thoughts made you scoff as you reached your front door and you made your way inside. The house was quiet and dimly lit by the kitchen lights. He probably fell asleep as well. You thought this as you left your shoes at the door and glanced over at the couch. You neared it to find Jungkook sound asleep, just as you had predicted. You headed towards the kitchen and nearly burst into flames as you saw the sink full of the dishes you had repeatedly stressed to Jungkook to wash. One job Jungkook, you had one job.

You stomped back into the living room and reached the back of the couch. You leaned over it and placed your hand on his shoulder, stroking softly, “Jungkook” you whispered. Seeing no response further encouraged you to be spiteful, fueling the anger bubbling up in your chest. “Jungkook!” you said raising your voice and jabbing your fingers into his arm and side harshly before using both of your hands to shake him violently. Jungkook grimaced, his eyes still closed before he was opening them and groaning, smacking your hands away. “Wake up you jerk!” you said in a high pitched whisper. “What the hell dude” he whined, sitting up with a glare as you crossed your arms in front of you and watched him, eyebrows furrowed in anger.

Jungkook ran his hands through his face and let out an exasperated sigh. “You didn’t wash the dishes” you scolded and Jungkook groaned, “Crap, I forgot” he muttered as he stretched. “No shit” you said, turning around and heading back into the kitchen. You took in a breath and turned the faucet on to start washing them. Jungkook walked into the kitchen and leaned against the counter. “Did you forget to feed her? Because God forbid that you starve but screw everyone else right?” you spit venomously as you began to scrub the dishes with force, you considered the possibility they might break.

“Of course I fed her, I just forgot the dishes, calm the fuck down” he said nonchalantly. You scoffed and placed a plate away, making it clank loudly against another one, “It’s not the first time, jesus I swear you can’t do anything for me these days” you said, trying not to yell as you continued to scrub and rinse. “Why are you being so dramatic?” he said in an annoyed manner as he walked to your side and pushed you away, “Move I’ll wash the stupid dishes” he said, making you roll your eyes as you moved away. “I don’t care if you wash every friggin plate in this house or if it takes you all night, I’m still utterly pissed at you” you said making your way to the fridge to see what you could possibly make yourself.

“You’re being really annoying” he commented and you slammed the refrigerator door close, “Oh shut up! You’ve been really unfair lately, Jungkook, you know I’m going to be home late and you still don’t do what I ask you to so I end up doing it all” you said, turning to him with an accusing finger. “Oh my God, I’m doing it right now! You know I work too!” he countered, and you could tell the tension building up in his shoulders. “You don’t do it when I ask you to! And you have more time than I do, quit making up excuses, you know you can get home and do these things!” you replied, placing your hands on your hips as he groaned in annoyance.

“Whatever, I’m not doing this right now” he said with an exasperated sigh as he continued to scrub at the dishes possibly just as hard as you. “You’re such an asshole-” you started but stopped yourself as you heard a certain familiar sniffle come from the kitchen entrance. You turned in that direction to find a small being with glossed teary eyes and a small pink nose and any anger you were feeling, instantly dissipated. You smiled faintly and crouched down, holding your arms out towards your two-foot-tall daughter. “Hi monkey! What’s wrong?” you asked as she ran towards you and wrapped her tiny arms around your neck while you picked her up, squeezing her and kissing her cheek.

Jungkook turned to the two of you and immediately his expression softened. You managed one glance at him before averting your attention to her, “Why are you crying?” you asked softly, as you rubbed small circles on her back. She rubbed her eyes sheepishly and placed her head on your shoulder, “Stop m-mama” she stuttered out and you frowned, “Stop what, monkey?” you asked and somehow that triggered a whole river to pool down her cheeks as she whimpered and buried her face in your neck. You continued to frown and patted her back, Jungkook turned his head to face you as he finished up the last of the dishes, his concern mirroring your own. “H-Hey what’s wrong? Why are you crying?” he asked, drying his hands on his shirt as he went behind you to pat at your toddlers head.

She sniffed and whimpered until you were moving away and lifting hear head, only to have her look at you with the most broken expression, making your heart clench in your chest. “Are we still family? I-I want us to s-stay family” she said, voice shaky and in between whimpers. You couldn’t help but chuckle in disbelief, “W-What do you mean?” you asked, wiping away at her wet cheeks. “No more fighting, b-because we need to s-stay family” she croaked out and you chuckled again. “W-We are family, no more crying okay? Let’s go to bed” you said, giving her forehead a light peck as you turned to Jungkook who’s gaze was focused on the floor, his fringe covering his expression. You took her to her bedroom and made sure she was all set under the blankets, eyes closed with tiredness as her small figure curled up.

When you returned to the kitchen, you found Jungkook where he had been last. He met your gaze with an apologetic expression and you already knew what he’d say next but you decided to practice some patience and let him say it. “I’m sorry” he said quietly and you sighed, crossing your arms over your chest as he made his way towards you and hugged you. “I’m an asshole, I’m sorry” he whispered to the top of your head as he kissed it. “I promise I’ll do what you tell me from now on” he added, squeezing you a little tighter. You nudged his side and looked up at him, “Rub my feet then” you whispered, making Jungkook chuckle, “Don’t get carried away” he said, giving the corner of your lips a chaste kiss.


Sam dumped his laundry out on his bed and started to sort through things. He was folding one of his shirts when he spotted a bit of fabric in his pile of socks that he didn’t recognize. 

Reaching out and tugging on it he saw that it was obviously something of yours that must have gotten stuck in the washing machine… His cheeks immediately burned red when he realized it was a pair of your underwear. He was standing there holding it when Dean appeared in the doorway.

“Hey Sammy, did you–” Dean stopped cold and there was a moment where they both looked at each other and then at the panties dangling from Sam’s fingers.

Dean’s jaw dropped open right as Sam dropped them back onto the bed. “Dude! Did you steal Y/N’s underwear?!” Dean spat out.

“What?! NO! I didn’t–they–they got mixed in with my laundry and I–” Sam pressed his hands over his face. “I would never–You know I wouldn’t–AGH!”

Dean burst out laughing at Sam’s panic and his beet red face. “Uh huhhhh. Suuuuure. The old ‘got stuck in the wash machine’ excuse. Riiiiight,” he teased. Dean walked away still laughing to himself, knowing full well that Sam was telling the truth. “Have fun returning them and explaining,” he called over his shoulder at his younger brother. 

Sam stared down at the misplaced underwear on his bed, feeling his cheeks still burning. “Crap…” 

Jungkook - Make Out Session


Having a guy ask you out for a date was still a mystery for you. How? What? Why?!

You had been fidgety since so here you are in front of your bestfriend’s house, needing someone to calm you down. You rang the door bell and you were soon met with a pair of piercing eyes. 


The boy in front of you rolled his eyes. “oh now you know me?” he muttered

You frowned, unsure of what he was on about. “Wha…why do you look so pissed?” you asked tilting your head on your side. 

His eyes widened. “Wow.” he chuckled mockingly but you just kept looking at him for an answer. “You don’t know?” He groaned before continuing; “I don’t know him” he said, mimicking you from earlier. 

Immediately something lit up and you ran a hand through your face. “Oh God, I’m sorry… I wasn’t myself… I …” 

"I know, I know” he sighed and allowed you to come in. “So what’s up?” he asked casually as he sat down next to you, grabbing the remote from your hand, his eyes automatically glued on the screen


He waited for you to finish your sentence but turned to look when a long paused became abundant in the room

”___ what?” 

“You see… I have a question”

He rolled his eyes before placing the remote down on the coffee table and sat back on the couch. “What is it?” 

“You know how I’m going on a date with Junhong tonight…”

He scoffed at the mention of name. “Yeah that punk from the year above” 

You glared at him for a moment before continuing “…anyway, I want to ask about…” you stopped midway as you bit your lip, embarrassed at what you were about to ask your bestfriend

“Yah ___ speak properly I don’t have all day” he scolded earning another glare from you. 


Jungkook’s eyes widened as he tilted his head to the side. “Are you messing with me right now? What did you say?”

You rolled your eyes before sighing heavily. “What’s it like to… kiss?”

He paused for a second before he burst in laughter. “Hahahahaaha are you seriously asking me that?!” he asked in fits. 

You continued to send him daggers as you hit his arm playfully. 

“Okay… okay… Okay!” he said trying to gasp for air while he put his hand up surrendering. “What is it do you want to know?" 

"You know.. when you had your first kiss… how did it feel like?" 

"Like a kiss?” he answered unsure. 

“Didn’t you feel anything special? Like didn’t something pop?”

His eyes grew like saucers. “Dude! It was a kiss its not sex. Nothing popped!” he replied defensively, his pale cheeks fading into a hint of pink. 

You giggled at his reaction “Guuuuurl, you need to wash that mind. It’s so dirty!” you laughed “I meant like, didn’t your foot popped up. Like those in the movies.”

He gave you a judging look before he groaned. “Are you being serious?”

“Yah just help me!” you whined

He gave you another look as he raise his fist in front of his lips. “First of all. Never perk your lips like this” he said as he pouted, demonstrating. “You need to be subtle, like just go for it, like this;” 

Jungkook’s gaze averted to the side of his fist as if it was someone he loves then he leaned in closer and softly kiss his hand like he would to the girl he loves. “Now your turn” he urged once he pulled away

You hesitated for a moment before you copied his actions. 

He groaned. “Yah! Your boyfriend’s lips are not ice cream. Why are you even using tongue? That’s for advance stuff. You’re just a beginner.” 

You rolled your eyes. “In case you’re forgetting Mr. Jeon, Junhong is from upperclassmen. Meaning, he have experience! I don’t need those beginners stuff! I need advance bro!”

“What are we even doing” he sighed. “Kissing our fist.” he muttered as he shook his head. 

“Okay, if you don’t want to teach me those stuff, just tell me what’s it like making out with someone?”

He narrowed his eyes at you as he looked at you weirdly. “You’re so weird. Why are you asking me these questions? You should be asking your girlfriends about this” he said getting uncomfortable by your questions 

“Yah what’s wrong with that? Aren’t you supposed to be my best friend?" 

He rolled his eyes at you for pulling the bestfriend card out. “Ugh fine. What was your question again?”

"What’s it like making out with someone?" 

"You’re so gross you know that?”


“Ugh… just… when you’re making out with someone, its like your dancing with your mouth…”

“Oh… but what’s it like afterwards? Have you ever felt dizzy after a make out session?" 

Jungkook’s brows furrowed. “Y-yah! Tha—that’s none of your business!” yet again his cheeks being painted with a hint of pink. 

You giggled. “Fine, just answer my first question then”

He paused for a second before answering with a smile on his face. “Your lips would be tingling… Like… you know you’ve just eaten something spicy, your lips would become tingly. That’s what it feels like— swollen and tingly” he described 

You stared at him, engrossed at his ways of describing things. 

"You’re an interesting kid, Kookie” you mumbled

He smirked. “Want to practice first?” he asked playfully as he perked his lips at you making your eyes widen as you shuffled back a little. 

(” O___O)  ”Yah Jeon Jungkook!” 



give me a holla if you noticed the princess diary preference XD 

watching reflekta
  • (it has been literally seventeen years since the last one, forgive me)
  • photography dude: look-a at-a the-a camera-a
  • *in the distance*
  • adrien: *laughs*
  • marinette: thank u god for blessing me with this sunshine i am so thankful he is in my life god bless
  • marinette: and i'm even gonna be in a PHOTO WITH HIM??? this is too much
  • alya: you're in the same class
  • alya: god u need more help than i thought
  • juleka: at least you know you'll be in the photo
  • marinette: lol wut
  • juleka: *explains tragic backstory about not being able to take pictures which is super relatable like tbh*
  • marinette: don't worry fam i gotchu i'mma make sure your emo ass is in this picture
  • juleka: thnks
  • photography dude: alright-a kids-a let's-a get-a in-a place-a
  • marinette: i swear upon all that is holy-
  • *more children get in place for el pic pic*
  • photography dude: fuck-a off-a
  • adrien: *casually models*
  • marinette: god DAMN
  • photography dude: oh-a my-a goodness-a i-a almost-a forgot-a the-a emo-a child-a can-a stand-a by-a sunshine-a boy-a
  • chloe: *is a bitch and tries to fuKING CLIMB OVER JULEKA*
  • marinette: not again gdi
  • chloe: shut up marinette
  • adrien: don't talk to my girlfriend like that
  • adrien: *whispers to himself* that was a close one agreste
  • chloe: *is a bitch again*
  • adrien: *sighs*
  • marinette: *sighs*
  • the entire universe: *sighs*
  • photography dude: oh-a no-a it-a looks-a like-a my-a camera-a has-a run-a out-a film-a brb-a
  • juleka: can i go take an angsty poop?
  • mme bustier: i don't see why not
  • chloe @sabrina: make sure she doesn't come back mwahahaha
  • *in the bathroom*
  • juleka: *taking a shit in peace*
  • sabrina: *finds an extremely conveniently placed chair just chilling in the bathroom, like??? what kind of school just casually has chairs in the bathrooms? must be a french thing*
  • sabrina: *presses the chair against the handle to the stall so juleka can't get out*
  • juleka: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • juleka: literally lol
  • *back at el photo photo thing*
  • chloe: *frikin like does some weird ass shimmy jump thing to land beside adrien*
  • marinette: get tf away from my boo
  • adrien @chloe: how did u even get here you were like quite a ways away how
  • chloe: shhh shhh speak not of the past shhhh *grabs adriens face and points it towards the camera*
  • *photo is taken*
  • marinette: wait! we have to retake it! juleka wasn't here
  • adrien&otherclassmates: o yeah wasn't she taking a shit or something
  • phography dude: okay-a lunch-a break-a so-a i-a can-a eat-a my-a feelings-a in-a pizza-a
  • *in the bathroom*
  • rose: *sees the blocked off stall* O SHIT WADDUP
  • rose: *frees emo child*
  • juleka: *gross sobbing* *flees from the bathroom*
  • rose: did u even wash your hands...ya nasty
  • *le rose tells le marinette that le juleka was locked in le bathroom and they need to redo le picture*
  • hawkmoth: hey there angsty child boy can i relate to you ahaha i have my own inner demons
  • *swaggy cool akumaaa*
  • marinette: lol time to go steal dat camera
  • tikki: first y'all were stealing phones, now y'all be stealing cameras, da fuk be next?
  • marinette: *sneakity sneak*
  • chloe: *records marinette sneakity sneaking* hah bitch
  • chloe&sabrina: *walk into the office where marinette is*
  • marinette: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • *meanwhile reflekta be transforming people to look like her and shiz which isn't a bad look for most of them tbh, i'm looking @ u andre bourgeois*
  • hawkmoth: nICE, it won't be long now until ladybug and chat noir show up to show their face
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth: wait that's like the same thing fICK
  • adrien: o boi o boi time to save the day
  • *cat boy has arrived*
  • chat noir: hmm the exit is blocked
  • nino: *opens a door* OMG YOU GUYS LOOK IT'S CHAT NOIR
  • chat noir: boi u just gave away my hiding spot gdi if you weren't my only friend i'd mess u up
  • reflekta: *transforms chat noir*
  • chat noir: thIS BITCH
  • *meanwhile marinette manages to steal chloe bitchwad's phone i s2g this child need so much help she's going to prison one of these days*
  • *also a wild ladybug appears*
  • chat noir: *sees lb and reflekta fighting*
  • chat noir: i may look like lady gaga rn but i can't let my lady get hurt
  • chat noir: *tries to walk and falls down*
  • chat noir: i should just give up now
  • *more fighting with lb and reflekta*
  • chat noir: *saves ladybug from a close encounter and reflekta flees the fuK outta there*
  • chat noir: lol hi my lady
  • ladybug: chat noir?
  • chat noir: yeah hi lol it's me chat noir thank goodness you didn't recognize me as adrien bc that would have been awkward hah
  • ladybug: is that really you
  • chat noir: yeah can't you tell by my swagger
  • ladybug: #stop
  • chat noir: anyways we gotta deakumatize that emo child
  • ladybug: wut u gonna do, throw ur shoes at her?
  • chat noir: dOHNT SASS MEH
  • *so much teasing between the two and them being adorable aS FRICK*
  • ladybug: *grabs chat and yoyos the fuck outta there*
  • *reflekta transforming people elsewhere*
  • ladybug: *sends a message to paris for how she's gonna defeat reflekta, which reflekta conveniently sees*
  • ladybug: lol now reflekta will come here
  • chat noir: and fall right into my claws *kisses lb's hand*
  • ladybug: *DOESN'T WITHDRAW HER HAND* you mean your nails
  • *reflekta trolls lb and shit noir*
  • chat noir: *jumps in front of ladybug to keep her from getting hit by one of reflekta's zappy zap zaps*
  • chat noir: *with a very pained expression* it's okay, i already look like shit, so i can't get worse lol
  • ladybug: *WITH THE MOST FUCKING SINCERE VOICE* thanks m8
  • *fighting fighting and deakumatization*
  • *peeps gettin changed back to their old selves including chat noir who turns back into chat noir bUT HOW GR8 WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF HE TURNED BACK INTO ADRIEN*
  • ladybug@chatnoir: *DAAAAAAAMN LADYBUG BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SINCERE VOICE* you were pretty frikin swaggy today
  • chat noir: and with those shoes tho
  • juleka: where? the? hell? am? i?
  • ladybug: ayo andre can u take my homegirl back to her school
  • mayor bourgeois: yeah buddy
  • ladybug: gotta blast
  • chat noir: @god thank u so much for this beautiful opportunity i will never take my life for granted again i am so blessed so so blessed rn my prayers have finally been answered thank u
  • *back at the hellhol-i mean school*
  • marinette: lol i probably shouldn't have stolen this
  • tikki: thank god you've changed ur criminal ways i was preeeetty worried there ngl
  • photography dude: i-a don't-a know-a we-a don't-a really-a have-a time-a for-a that-a
  • marinette: yeh but i know for a fact that adrien looks really good in the lighting in the park so
  • photography dude: shit-a you're-a right-a let's-a fucking-a go-a
  • *children at the park in their spots for el picture, geddit? spots? bc ladybug? i'm hilarious*
  • adrien: *leans in rIGHT NEXT TO MARI* lol this was a good idea how did u know i look really good in this lighting
  • marinette: *sweating* ahahaha, lucky guess?
  • (geddit? lucky? bc she's ladybug? and is lucky? i am on FIRE TODAY)
  • chloe: *in the distance watching them* psshhhh like i would even want to *sniffles* be in *tears up* that photo *a single tear rolls down her cheek*
  • *and then the class takes some beautiful photos that hurt my heart every time bc they so pure and alSO ADRIEN AND MARINETTE SITTING BY EACH OTHER ON A BENCH THIS IS TOO MUCH*
Fic: Klaine Advent Day 8: “Hope”

Summary: Blaine doesn’t know a lot about NYADA, except that his roommate insists it’s a school for magic.

A/N: Part of a continuous story in 24 chapters I’ll be writing this month. There’s gonna be one or two fluffy chapters now, but this is only chapter 8 of 24, so I have plans for actual plot. For now, I hope you enjoy the fluff! <3

Previous chapters: anniversary | Broadway | competition | day | escape | fan | guide

Monday morning Blaine has to get up early for his first class. He’s in a good mood from the moment he wakes up, can’t stop himself from singing in the shower, dances to the upbeat little melody he’s got stuck in his head as he toasts some stale bread and makes coffee in his tiny kitchen.

He kissed Kurt. Kurt kissed him back. The world is kind of too perfect to be possible sometimes.

Yesterday everything got turned upside down and now he’s living in a world where he gets to kiss Kurt; beautiful, smart, lovely, witty, perfect Kurt who hugged him so tightly last night and pressed their lips together again and again as they tried to say goodnight, and it was so late by the time Blaine finally made it home he feels like he really should be grumpy from sleep-deprivation this morning. But all he feels is happiness. So much of it he can’t stop humming under his breath.

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