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Challenge Game with forty some-odd fucking questions wtf guys

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.
I was tagged by @notnaturalanahi and @ghoulishfigure aND @imnoaingeal. I think. I lost fukin track. 

Lol help. 

1. Coke or Pepsi: PEPSI
2. Disney or Dreamworks:
Dreamworks is amazing but Disney is awesome too.. pass
3. Coffee or Tea: Tea, sOMEtimes
4. Books or Movies: Both, dude
5. Windows or Mac: Windows!
6. DC or Marvel: BOTH ARE FUCKING AWESOME, BUT MARVEL CAN HAVE MY BABIES IF IT WANTED… was that weird? Too tired to care. ✌🏻
7. Xbox or Playstation: Playstation 4, yo
8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Dragon Age for its Medievalish qualities, and Mass Effect for it’s high-tech qualities, but Skyrim because fUCK games I don’t own!
9. Night Owl or Early Rise: Night owl. All the damn way. I work better at 1:00am than any other time. 
10. Cards or Chess: Cards if I have to

11. Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE 

12. Vans or Converse: Converse, man
13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: What the everlovin’ hell is that?
*looked it up* OH. Oh Dragon Age shit. Trevelyan looks pretty badass.
14. Fluff or Angst: I prefer fluff… but LOL I ONLY EVER WRITE ANGST HELP ME
15. Beach or Forest: Forest, hands down
16. Dogs or Cats: Dogs
17. Clear Skies or Rain: RAIN
18. Cooking or Eating Out: Cooking, if I could.
19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: MILD. I’m a BABY
20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: I’m not deciding between the two.
21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: Cold!! I fucking hate heat!!! < SAME with naturalanahi’s answer. I’d rather be cold than hot, damnit.
22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? PYROKINESIS. HANDS. DOWN.  
23. Animation or Live Action: ANIMATION… but let’s be realistic.
24. Paragon or Renegade: What the fuck is with this Dragon Age/Mass Effect shit?
Paragon.
25. Baths or Showers: Showers. Unless I’m sick and dizzy
26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: Wherever Bucky is. I am.
27. Fantasy or Sci-Fi: Fantasy Sci-Fi. Defy me, bitches.
28. Do you have three or four favourite quotes? If so, what are they: 1. “Demons I get. People are crazy.” 2. “I understood that reference!” 3. “No no, we want tribute, it’s just that, um… Tulio, tell him.” Tulio: “The stars are not in position for this tribute!”
Miguel: “Like he said! Stars!… Can’t do it… Not today.”
29. YouTube or Netflix: Both…
30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Harry Potter, hands down
31. When You Feel Accomplished: HAH. HAHAHAHA.
32. Star Wars or Star Trek: sSTAR WARS 👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻❗️❗️🎵🎶♥️💯💯
33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: Hardback books feels fucking MAGICAL.
34. Handwriting or Typing: I type so, so, so much faster…
35. Velvet or Satin: Neither? Both feel gross to me. Lol sensory obsessions!
36. Video Games or Movies: BOTH, MAN, WHY ASK ME TO CHOSE?!
37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon? What is UP with all these dragon related questions… I would both want to own a dragon and be one, so another impossible question.
38. Sunrise or sunset: Both, preferably sunset. I hate being up early.
39. What’s your favourite song? Currently? Too much to handle, so primarily Big Picture by London Grammar and Pretty Girls by Kaleo
40. Horror Movies yes or no: nOPE. Hate em. My mom makes me watch em all the damn time, and I hate em.
41. Long hair or short hair: I had short hair for a long time, but I’m growing it out because I want.. long. hair.
42. Opera or Theatre: Theatre, hands down
43. Assuming the multiverse theory is true and every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first? Supernatural, Star Wars, Merlin, Narnia, Lord of the Rin– can I stop because if I don’t stop now then I’ll never stop and if I don’t stop I’ll die of old age.
44: If you had to eat only one thing for the rest of your life what would it be? Bread. Sourdough bread.
45: Older guys or young guys? For me in actual real life? Young but not younger. In my fandom world, I tend to fall for 25-to-40.
46: If you could erase any show from TV history, what would it be? Lazy Town. For fucks sake.
47: Singing or dancing? Singing!

48: Instagram or Twitter? Neither. Tumblr. 👍🏻

49: What quote or saying do people spout but is complete BS? Like personally to me, or in general and online? I can’t decide. 

MY question, the beautifully PRIME NUMBER OF BEAUTY - 50: If there was a time period that you would gladly time travel to to live or visit, what would it be?

Now that that’s over, I do NoT know 50 fucking people. 

@idreamofhazel, @livelovelike555, @winchesters-favorite-girl, @theimpossibleg1rl, @impalaimagining, @impala-dreamer, @wordstothewisereaders, @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms, @percussiongirl2017

And that’s all I got lol yay me

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save him. 

Every time I see someone (incorrectly) calling someone else a pedophile for shipping Yuri with an older teenager, I think to myself, “Woah, I wonder what these people would assume about me when they find out my favorite manga of all time is Kaze to Ki no Uta.”  If being interested in something means you condone the bad things about it, then damn.  Damn.  I must be a terrible person for finding a manga so achingly beautiful when it covers such dark themes.

Sit down, honey child, and let me tell you the story of Gilbert Cocteau, another green eyed 15 year old with pretty blond hair hanging in his face.  If you are horrified by the thought of Yuri Plisetsky being shipped with another character, your head’s probably going to explode when you see all the appalling shit that happened to Gilbert before he even reached the age of 15.   A warning, though. If you assume this manga and the people who love it are in support of any of the terrible things that occur within it, I will personally kick your ass, because you will have missed the entire point.

So last week I mentioned how I contacted tech support for something and the agent who helped me was named “princess keith”

And I said I’d write something on this if no one stopped me……..well no one stopped me and a few of you actually encouraged me so, here goes

  • the chat window says ‘Princess is assisting you’
  • “Princess, huh?” Lance turns on the charm via chat
  • On the other end Keith is ??? but ok he has a job to do: fix this idiot’s browser problem
  • so he starts working and Lance gets the notification ‘Princess Keith is now accessing your computer’
  • and Lance decides Keith is a nice name
  • he’s spamming the chat window with inane banter
  • and keith is getting irritated like dude just minimize this window so I can see what’s wrong with your computer
  • keith finally gets to open lance’s start menu, and there’s a profile pic there. now keith has one of those generic pics that come with the computer (of course he has the motorcycle one) but this lance guy has a selfie and he’s cute what the heck??? keith did not sign up for this
  • he takes a deep breath when he finally resolves the issue and ends the chat session. talkative clients are not uncommon but this guy seemed especially annoying. keith does not get paid enough for this.
  • but when Lance has trouble again, he contacts tech support again. and this time he specifically asks for princess keith. he’s not totally sure why himself.
  • keith is surprised at first but he feels like he’s getting to know lance a bit better, and he doesn’t really mind it?? much.
  • he’s really guarded at first for obvious reasons, but lance gets him to open up slowly, revealing things about himself bit by bit
  • like why “princess” keith. (it’s because allura - keith’s boss - is a total princess and when he called her that as a joke she made it his username as a joke, and it sort of stuck)
  • they can’t exchange personal contact info because keith would lose his job but they find themselves wishing they could
  • maybe the irony is that they live in the same city, and eventually bump into each other
  • awkward crushes ensue

contemplating mary’s fake new york accent scene on the plane, wherein

  • the flight attendant tells her to relax, calling back to the birth scene
  • she’s hyperventilating and feels like she’s dying
  • the dude sitting in the window seat where john sits later with john’s swoop and john’s suit jacket does not give one single fuck
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I mean AS WE SPEAK, your woman is going to be unfaithful on the same lot.

IKR?  It’s totally true though.

Just take a gander out the window, dude.

:(

So sad when that happens.

Alas, that was just to make myself feel good and have Robert have a good cry into his Thundercats bedsheets tonight.  xD  Joan has No Jealousy.  I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to care that they’re being cheated on with regards to her.  ┐(´-`)┌  Maybe if Joan herself confessed.  Maybe.  If something comes of that, well so be it, but I have no hope.  xD  (Note from the future: Actually Robert did get an appropriately soul-crushing moodlet upon finding out his love interest is the town bicycle and his relationship with her went down the drain.  Other than that, meh; SP continues to push them as flirting, strangely enough.)

Later on I’ll set him on fire or something.  Andrei desecrating his family’s home with his love interest is enough punishment for now.  xD

Just had a guy spread his entire self across most of my airplane seat because he felt he needed more room but was completely unwilling to risk brushing thighs with the male passenger on his other side. So Window Dude got to splay out, Middle Dude got to splay out and press fully into my side, and I got to crunch up into a tiny fuckin ball for two hours

Recap of this week’s chapters of Choices

Endless Summer: GRALEISTER IS REAL GRALEISTER IS CANON GRALEISTER IS LOVE GRALEISTER IS LIFE and… I’m not gonna spend diamonds for private moments with Jake/Sean/Quinn/Estela cuz I’m saving diamonds for something else… and I swear Diego has a crush on Raj and LET RAJIEGO HAPPEN PB. Oh, Blue Dude crashed the window… another cliffhanger. Still, this book is awesome. (am I the only one who noticed the Mount Atropo volcano’s erupting? I mean, IT GLOWS) Btw, extra note: Quinn needs to be cured, immediately. LETS ALL FIND A CURE FOR OUR PRECIOUS GEM.

#LoveHacks: Ben, sweetie, I wish I could go to the movies with you but, I’m saving diamonds for something else. Sorry. *sarcastically* Great, Mark’s chasing MC *savage mode* Mark, you don’t need to confess your feelings already. I hate you. Go away. Bye. Then Cole’s arch-nemesis named Amir. Uh, Amir looks kinda similar to Carlito Flores from Cause of Death by looking at his looks…

Rules of Engagement: Napa. Is. Beautiful. And RASHAD THE LAWYER IS GOOD-LOOKING AF WHAT PB. Cliffhanger.

The Freshman: More like… The Angst. Or The Problematic Story of MC’s Love Interests That Stresses MC Out. Or MC Is Fucking Done With Everyone’s Shit