Eric is so tiny that if he took one tiny hit he’d be so fucked up

“i get all the pusssyyyy dudddeee”

“eric you’re a virgin”

“nooo dudddeee" “pussssssyyy”

"eric you don’t even know what pussy looks like”

“funkyyy vaginnaa”

“eric do you even know what a g-spot is”

“duddde  it'ss   likeeeee annnnn instttrummmmentttt riggghttt mannnn”

“eric do you need me to drive you home”

“nahhhh ddduuuddeee  i gooot mmmyyy scoootterrr yoooo”

“eric you don’t own a scooter”

**pretends to ride scooter** “duuuddeee thiissss isss sooooo raddd”

“eric do you know what kmfdm is”

“iiit'sss a biiggg pusssy  ladddddddieeeeeee”

"eric solve one plus 6”

“easssy  sixtyyy ninnneeee hahsh”

“eric what is my name”


"eric get in the car we’re driving you home" 

 "whattt isss carrr?”

“eric do you remember sparky”

“that soundsss like a sexxyxyxyyx porrrn laddIiiIeeeeee" 

"eric sparky is your dog”

“did youuuu sayyy cockkk"  "hhhas my cockkkk isss nameeee sparkkyy”

“hey eric who is dylan" 

"myyyy fuckkkbudddy duddddeee”  

“but eric, i am dylan”

"shuuttt the  fuCK up VeLMaaa" 

"eric my name is dylan not velma”
“veLLy youUUU goTTaaaaa chILLL dUuDDDEEE" 

"eric who is the president" 


  “do you like cock" 

**leans in a whispers** "onnllyyy foororrr dyllddodo”

“eric who is dyldo”

**grabs by the shoulder** “LEMMMOoNnNnN”

“eric you are hurting me”

“ohooho yoesxcvbo youo liekigk thatstd sltut" 

"eric i am erect”

**locks eye with** “velly you do not have a pe nis”

**passes out**