Jay: the loud kid at the corner of the classroom. the greasy. the ugly. the stupid. the unknown virgin. got suspended once because of an accidental nip slip. but is actually always sad and tired. gave a hobo $100. by accident.
Gray: the robot beauty at the front. Doesn’t speak. but is never single. Is dead inside. has a diary, for sissies. 5 thicc diaries. secretly emotional. grades are not average. but he insists that he’s above average. c student.
Loco: he swears to all his gods that aliens are real. But info only exclusive to only a selected few people. stutters when reading. giggles at anything that looks like boobs. draws bears on his spare time. any time is a spare time. even during tests.
Simon: has the world record of holding a pencil on top of his lips the longest. has the girliest hand writing. one time he came to school in drag and pretend to be Nomis the D. has straight As but doesn’t know when to cross the street.
Hoody: the girl with a lot of guy friends. no one knows why or how. she kinda looks like your youngest aunt. always staring into space. more than once was mistaken for the teacher. has more knowledge about gay sex more than anyone. proves it with her smut skills. poetic.
Elo: the always sick. “does he even go to this school?” sometimes he brags about his collections of old cds from the 90s. Sometimes speaks in a French accent. No one knows why either. mistaken for Elmo. Too much.
Ugly Duck: everyone’s favorite side kick. doesn’t believe he’s a side kick. prefers Captain America over Iron Man to prove it. he snores and drools. his teacher once yelled at him for drooling on his test. but he got a b on it.