duckie power

i visited a friend in uni today @ 9 in the goddamn morning and watched with my own two real life eyes as her half-asleep roommate put a funnel in a ¾ full bottle of vodka and then dropped a fuckton of instant coffee in it, shook the shit out of it, and put it in her purse. i fully believe that this drink will allow her to conquer her day in not only this dimension, but also the 6 closest parallel ones, and pray her body can keep up with her unstoppable spirit. rock on you beautiful bitch, rock on