duck-song

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Silly hats with David Tennant

Imagine going to the karaoke with Woozi and singing to your heart’s content until you guys start losing your voice.

Bam bam bam, badum ba dum,

A duck walked up to the Sopor Stand, 

He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,

“Hey!” Ba ba bum,

“Got any cake?”

The troll said, “No we don’t have any cake.

Sopor’s the only thing we’ve ever made”

The duck said, “what a shame”

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

‘Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

When the duck walked up to the Sopor Stand,

He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,

“Hey!” Ba ba bum,

“Got any cake?”

The troll said, “No we never had cake fuckface,

We have Slime, would you like a taste?”

The duck said, “No way!”

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle, 

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle, 

'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

When the duck walked up to the Sopor Stand,

He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,

“Hey!” Ba ba bum,

“Got any cake?”

The troll said, “What the fuck is wrong with you?

We don’t have cake; we never do!”

The duck said, “How true.”

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle, waddle,

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

That moment when you’re up at your university library before your alarm to wake up, and BTS decides to start serenading everyone in the silent section with ‘Run’ because you forgot to turn the damn thing off.
Kill me. Kill me now.