duck sized horses

birdsquirrel  asked:

Would Alanna rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

Either way, I think she’d have a hard time. The horses could swarm her, but ducks can be nasty. I think she’d rather have the duck. 

But then, the duck can fly up and poop on you, and being hit by horse-sized duck poop would be bad….

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1. How many dead parents do they have?

2. How good are they at tongue twisters?

3. Biggest regret?

4. Are they formally trained or have they gone through a more organic learning experience for their skillset?

5. If they could hang out with one famous person in 18th century American History, who would they want to hang out with?

6. What’s their theme song?

7. What fictional character are they most like? Was this an intentional or accidental influence?

8. Paper or plastic?

9. What’s their dump stat?

10. What’s their best stat?

11. What is their favorite anime?

12. What’s their favorite beverage?

13. If they can use magic, what’s their favorite spell?

14. Most heroic thing they have ever done?

15. Most despicable thing they have ever done?

16. Are they a hero or a supporting protagonist?

17. What’s their favorite food?

18. Would they rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?

19. They have to go live on a deserted island. They can take one thing and one person. What do they take?

20. Are they religious? If so, what god or gods do they serve?

21. How did they become an adventurer?

22. Most amazing monster they have ever killed or helped kill?

23. Thoughts on death?

24. Do they have any interesting skills?

25. Favorite animal?

26. Expansion of civilization or the preservation of nature?

27. They’re at a tavern. They bump into a big burly angry drunk with a combative attitude. What happens?

28. What do they do between quests?

29. Biggest positive and negative influences on their life and development?

30. Would they smooch a ghost?

anonymous asked:

Who would win, 100 duck sized anarchists or a horse sized Stalin?

The anarchists. They’d form a black bloc and get Stalin on the ground before he could finish saying “Five Year Plan”. Plus he has the disadvantage of his fucked hand.

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  11. Ask your friends to describe you in three words. What are the most common?
  12. Morning or Night person?
  13. Are there any events in your life that ‘changed’ your life?
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  24. What is your personal writing process?
  25. Any romance? (*eyebrow wiggles*)
  26. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? (Explain)
  27. What are some names you would use for your future kids? (If you want any)
  28. Ask what you would have been named if you were a boy or didn’t have your current name.
  29. Have you gone to any concerts? If so what was your first?
  30. What superpower would you love to have?
Orphan Brigade (Baby Years) Masterlist

The story of how an infamous crime lord became the guardian of three children and a teenager. (GTA-verse)

Orphan Brigade The origin story

We Don’t Need No Education The lads are enrolled in school

X-Ray’s Origins Ray gets glasses

Bump In The Night Michael has nightmares, Gavin comforts him

Knock Me Down Geoff is shot by the police

It’s All Fun and Games Geoff plays video games with the lads

Go! Geoff makes chores fun

Sunday Driving

Griffon Meets The Lads

Lads in Distress The boys are kidnapped

And a lot more under the cut!

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arietlalune  asked:

would u rather fight a horse sized duck or a 100 duck sized horses

100 duck sized horses they are calm and easily fall over but duck have them weird ass teeth like don’t let those fuckers even look at you

ceilingdad  asked:

The eternal question. Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck? I'm on the 100 duck sized horses side. A horse sized duck can fly and has terrifying teeth, will 100% fuck you up. Duck sized horses are far less threatening and all you'd really need is stamina to beat them, horses are fragile af.

it doesn’t matter i would let either one take me out i want death

Master List: Orphan Brigade (Fake AH Crew AU) (Baby Years)

The story of how an infamous crime lord became the guardian of three children and a teenager. (GTA-verse)

Orphan Brigade The origin story

We Don’t Need No Education The lads are enrolled in school

X-Ray’s Origins Ray gets glasses

Bump In The Night Michael has nightmares, Gavin comforts him

Knock Me Down Geoff is shot by the police

Jack and The Lads Jack comes to terms with their new family

It’s All Fun and Games Geoff plays video games with the lads

Go! Geoff makes chores fun

Sunday Driving

Griffon Meets The Lads

Lads in Distress The boys are kidnapped Part One Part Two Part Three Epilogue

BrownParty Rays birthday

Brown-Baby Ray adopts the nickname ‘Brownman’

Michaels Parents Come For Him

Rays Abandonment Issues

Ryan’s First Date

Put On Your War Paint Ryan experiments with facepaint

Puppy Power  The lads get a puppy

Babies On Board Geoff gets in a shoot-out with the kids in the car

Pillow Wars

Ray Failing at Hide and Seek

Michael helps with a Shoot Out

Ray Runs Away From Home Part One

Part Two: Ryans Revenge

Ryans Parents Find the Mask

Bitches Get Cut Geoff comforts Michael

The Lads First Experience With Death

An Army Of Duck Sized Horses The lads ask about Jacks gender

Parents Evening

The Blame Game Michael gets blamed for something he didn’t do

A Model Child Geoff and Jack learn Ryan’s terrible secret

Momma Jack - Ryan is kidnapped.

It’s Not Safe To Go Alone - The Lads sneak out (Written by Marden Machen)

A Really Evil Guy, But A Really Good Dad

The Getaway - Ryan helps Geoff and Jack out

Cinderella - The reason behind Michael’s obsessive cleaning

Originally posted by teamnice-dynamite

anonymous asked:

Would you rather fight a duck sized horse or a horse sized duck?

I don’t know what the horse is doing to me, but the duck-sized horse.

I don’t want to fight a DUCK-sized duck, much less a horse-sized one.

(terrified shudder)

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The Story So Far...

Orphan Brigade: The story of how an infamous crime lord became the guardian of three children and a teenager. (GTA-verse)

Orphan Brigade The origin story

We Don’t Need No Education The lads are enrolled in school

X-Ray’s Origins Ray gets glasses

Bump In The Night Michael has nightmares, Gavin comforts him

Knock Me Down Geoff is shot by the police

Jack and The Lads Jack comes to terms with their new family

It’s All Fun and Games Geoff plays video games with the lads

Go! Geoff makes chores fun

Sunday Driving

Griffon Meets The Lads

Lads in Distress The boys are kidnapped Part One Part Two Part Three Epilogue

BrownParty Rays birthday

Brown-Baby Ray adopts the nickname ‘Brownman’

Michaels Parents Come For Him (Anon prompt)

Rays Abandonment Issues (Anon prompt)

Ryan’s First Date (Requested by MarchenMadchen)

Put On Your War Paint Ryan experiments with facepaint

Puppy Power  The lads get a puppy

Babies On Board Geoff gets in a shoot-out with the kids in the car

Pillow Wars (Anon Prompt)

Ray Failing at Hide and Seek (Anon Prompt)

Michael helps with a Shoot Out (Anon Prompt)

Ray Runs Away From Home Part One (Prompt from Kittykat0102)

Part Two: Ryans Revenge (Anon Prompt)

Ryans Parents Find the Mask (Anon Prompt)

Bitches Get Cut Geoff comforts Michael

The Lads First Experience With Death (Anon Prompts)

An Army Of Duck Sized Horses (Inspired by Originallyjaden) The lads ask about Jacks gender

Parents Evening (Prompt by atleastitwasgramticallycorrect and trixielestrange)

A Model Child (Anon Prompt) Geoff and Jack learn Ryans terrible secret

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Best of Colin, Jen and Josh at Nerd HQ’s Mystery Panel [x

Zac Levi: So apparently everyone from Once Upon A Time is going to hang back and watch [while everyone else fights ten duck sized horses].
Josh Dallas: We deal with a lot of crazy shit on OUAT so we’ll let them handle the ducks.

anonymous asked:

Would you rather Fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

“I think I’m gonna have to go with horse sized duck. Cause that’s a lot easier to fight than a hundred small ones.”