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It’s funny how your body never seems to get used to long flights, no matter how many times you travel in a year. Getting off the plane is definitely my favorite part of the trip, however landing in Paris makes it all worth it. 

Congrats to the Womens US Soccer Team. Honestly it makes me feel so ecstatic to be a soccer player myself. So proud!! We’re bringing it home baby!! 16 years in the waiting for that third star!

WEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LADIES GOT IT DONE BROUGHT THE GOLD HOME AFTER 16 YEARS. I’VE LOST MY VOICE FROM THE GAME AND I CRIED WHEN THAT FINAL WHISTLE BLEW AND CRIED AGAIN WHEN THEY RAISED THE TROPHY. THE USWNT WON THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP AND I’M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD I SAID DRINKS ON ME IN THIS BAR. LET’S GET CRAZY

Hope everyone had a great 4th of July, great weekend. Now it’s back to the real world. I’m so not looking to the 5am call time I have tomorrow.

Hope everyone had a great fourth of July. I basically just stayed in and watched the fireworks from the rooftop. Honestly I don’t see the appeal of getting shit faced anymore. It was fun doing it illegally (under 21) but now it’s just not appealing anymore.

My sunburn is so bad I can barely walk like a normal person. And I can’t even get dressed without suffering. The best part about today so far is that I’ve already finished working. But still, my sunburn is like death. Lucas the lobster, until the end.

Bobbi Morse, you’re a cinnamon apple. You are human perfection without being obnoxious. I love your hair and I would take a bullet for you the way you took one for Hunter. I love you. Always, Alex

Salut, San Francisco

This city’s gloom days are over. It has now been graced with the presence of the most luscious person you will ever meet. Yes, I am that hot guy you’ve seen walking around the city this morning. Courtesy asks that I introduce myself, and although I’m not a courteous person, I’ll make an exception just this once.

The name is Sebastian Fabien Smythe. The eldest of the Smythe clan, and certainly the most outstanding of the lot. I have expensive tastes and absolutely detest mediocrity. If you want to get on my good side, an Americano with a dash of Courvoisier will give you a definite advantage. Word of advice: Don’t mess with me, I’m a lawyer. 

All these lame asses on Twitter are like I’M TEEN WOLF TRASH AGAIN!!!!! And I’m over sipping my tea like baby, I never stopped being trash. Anyways, the first two episodes leaked earlier and you know I was all over that. This season is going to rule

Wow, hi guys! I know some of you, but only a small few – so hello! I feel like a new kid once again, but I’ve got to say, I’m enjoying being on the West Coast once more. Much more closer to my hometown, which is great. And now I’m rambling without introducing myself. Anyway, hi again – I’m Kennedy. Kennedy Johnston. It’s nice to meet you all, and even more so to see those of you that I already know. I missed everyone, and I’m excited to meet more people! 

I had almost forgotten what having a social life felt like. The endless hours spent in my office, sipping coffee while going through the never-ending paperwork, research and reports have turned me into some monotonous old man in need of something to spice up his life. Luckily for me, it’s nothing a trip to the bar and a couple of drinks can’t fix. 

I’ve got to say, California is pretty damn nice even if the first thing I saw was Madonna’s hag ass assaulting my husband. Hello again to those who know me. And if you don’t know me, I’m Alex. Bonjour