drunkmichael

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Michael: gavidn
Michael: gavin tor reallyp retty

Gavin:…Michael are you drunk?

Michael: msybe judt a little  bt

Gavin: Oh boi. Where are you? I’ll get someone to come get you
Gavin: Are you out with anyone?

Michael: is just tme
Michael: boiiii uhpr preett
Michael: cpme get bev ved withm  e

Gavin: I don’t even know what you’re trying to say boi…
Gavin: Where are you? I’ll come to you. The last time you were this drunk you wound up in someone’s pool

Michael: m just a thome
Michael: come bover i  wannnna telly oos osmthig

Gavin: Can’t you tell me now? Michael why are you laying in the middle of your living room floor I can see you on your security feed

Michael: HIIIIIG ABVIN

Gavin: Michael I’m on my way just…don’t vomit on yourself

Michael: gavin  can i tell hyph somethign

Gavin: If ‘hyph’ is me then of course boi

Michael: i realllyl ike yuo boi

Gavin: I really like you too, Michael, that’s why I’m coming to peel you off your floor.

Michael: nno you domt get it

Gavin: Don’t get what? Michael, you’re drunk

Michael: i LIEK you boi. l ike mmaye kindood love  you boii

Gavin: Michael…Michael, you’re drunk.
Gavin: You don’t really mean that you’re just projecting
Gavin: Because if you meant it you would say it sober maybe
Gavin: Because you always say important things sober

Michael: mkay remindme in rhe morning an ill aay  it th en

Gavin: …I’m going to be there in a minute just hold on boi


The Mavin Valentine’s Day Extravaganza - Part 3 (1) (2) (4) (5) (6) (7)

Jealous!Michael (smutt???)

I swear I don’t just write about Michael

(also, new format!)


  • Michael is one of those sexual jealous people
    • If you’re being hit on at a party, it changes every time based on where you sit
      • On the couch? Michael pulls you into his lap and grind against you while flipping off the guy and staring at him
      • Standing up? Michael grabs your ass and slaps it
      • Anywhere else is up to your imagination kiddos
    • One time a guy tried to grind against you, and Michael and you hid in his car while the police searched the party and the host was looking for whoever broke his friend’s nose
    • Another time he caught some guy kissing your neck and you were pushing him away
      • You didn’t walk straight for the next two months after Michael took you in the bathroom and another time in the corner hoping no one would see or think you’re just drunk
  • Michael is very committed to you, and seeing someone flirt is a big no no
    • He loves you so much and would hate to see you leave him one day which he’s sure will happen
    • You assure him that will never happen and you want to marry him
  • Michael is especially protective when he’s drunk
    • You thought you could grab HIS girl? While he’s drunk? Nah, if you do he’ll either cry and make things awkward or grab her hand and leave
  • If you’re short he gonna pick you up and leave

For when you’re feeling emo about Michael. (x)

Everything Has Changed - Taylor Swift (Feat. Ed Sheeran), Voice On the Radio - Marie Digby, Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls, Everywhere - Michelle Branch, I’m With You - Avril Lavigne, I Do Not Love You - Ron Pope, Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol, Come On Get Higher - Matt Nathanson, You and Me - Lifehouse, Goodnight Moon - Go Radio, The Only Exception - Paramore, Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding, Treacherous - Taylor Swift, The Edge of Tonight - All Time Low

Sugar We're Goin Down x Sweater Weather
Tokyomuke / Erin
Sugar We're Goin Down x Sweater Weather

This is my extremely stripped down cover/mashup of a very unlikely pairing, but it turned out really well, so i hope you enjoy :) 

my other covers

Basically, Mikey looked really good tonight - buy this drawing on redbubble

(don’t remove my caption)

Stripped down Backseat Serenade
Tokyomuke / Erin
Stripped down Backseat Serenade

My kind of lullaby-ish cover of Backseat Serenade by All Time Low

16-year-old Luke should be an Australian national treasure tbh

Please don’t remove my caption ♥

hey guys so I recently reached 700 followers which was my goal for the summer so I thought I’d do a follow forever! these aren’t completely in alphabetical order

mutuals are in italics

favorites are bolded

here we go!!

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5sosnsfw // 5sox // 90shalsey //  90sofficial  //  95punk // ashtralian //  acidic-alien // alwaysxpale // adorescalumh //  ashtonsbbqsauce  //  assholelukey  //  ashtton //  americanmuke // allcapslyhrics //  anmnesias //  awkmalum // affinityproject //  acuostics //  ashleyfrangipne // ashleyfrangipaine //  ashtcnsirwin // australienidiots //  ashleyfrangiqane //  assston // arianahoe //  bitemybxttomlip  //  badashluke //  babessist //  blurrysos //  beholdthebangs //  bitchingirlfriend //  boobtouching // bassisst //  craveluke // celestite-princess // crgasmic // cartoonvibes //  cutelucas //  comingcalum // cakeoffcial // cryfaery // calumfood // calumthms // calum5sos // clifforton // clumhood // calumisart // cahartic // calumsource // distorted-daydream // dylanspraybcrry // dark-nlonely  // drunkmichaels // djhalsey// dunflower // defcliff0rd // dailypawnee // daddyyirwin //  drunk182 //  evrythingwasblue //

 f-k:

featuringluke // frshpeachezz //  fettish-indulgence // fratboykink // fightlashton // feministlucas // fmamichael // fuckyouhalsey // glowlyrics  girl-all-my-tea //  goodglrls // glttrpixie // glittertaurus // glitteractive // geminihost // hoclub //  hemmojaw // heroinehalsey //  heavenly-halsey // hvrricane // halseyfangipane //  hemmobutt //  hohemmo // hesitantalien // halseydaily //  hotdamnhalsey // halseysource // halseyxhurricane // halseysongs // halseystan // hemmocrat //  halseyupdates // humorstaff //  holdmdown //  halseyno // halseyroom //  hotdamn5sos // halseyaf //  ha1sey // hemmomermaid // hemmeowings //  itscashton // irwinsource //  iamlilacsky //  ifyoudcntknow //  irwinbuns // iwearheelys // icecreamermaid //  irwinmusic //  idkhalsey //  infinitecalum //  jurshdun // kinkyclifford 

l-r:

lukeroyale // lukeblogger //  lock-screens //  lucascuddles //  lyrichabits // lock-screen // lyricsinallcaps //  lukey // likeiusedto // lilac5sos //  longwayshome // lukebb //  lazylittlelullaby //  ludaprilgate // leslie-knopes // michaelclifforfd // mrbenwyatt // mukenope //  motherhalsey // michaelhateblog //  mtv96s // mtv1996 // melinduhs //  michaelcliffords //  mikeropunk //  mydarlinghalsey //  newreject //  noodlenerds // nouisirwin // nsfwhalsey //  odetolouis //  ohemmoh //  ofashtonirwins //  officialmashton // pocketcalum // pizzacal // permeate // passingpastels // pinkpetalprincess // parfaitdesordre //  permanentsvacation //  pixie-lolita //  pfftclifford //  pale-t4stic //  perspectium // pilotsfans // punk-halsey // pastelhalsey // punksirens // patrickztump // perfectlyhalsey //  qualitydrunk // room93 // rainbowaesthetic-textures // radmikey //

s-z:

sulkycity // smokehopesandreams // sext-u-later // stilesstilisnski // sicsen // slowsexs // skeletalpilot // strawberrydxd // smut5sos // smashirwin // sunshineirwiin //  seventeenxhalsey // suburbanbluesmichael // se7enteenback //  solidtrash // scorpiokink // stopitcalum // steakpanties // thegrungelookbook // teenagedfricks //    turn-me-on-twenty-4-seven  // twentyonefighters //  tylerjoseh // twentyonecopilots // teasecalum // tidalwav-s // twenyonepilots // tokyoluke // totalparksandrec // thespicegirlsvevo // thiscrazylittlethings // the-new-americanaa // tinyreject // tiddycalum // technicallity // trashangelic // theyshushme // toolucas // trashtaurus //  twentydonepilots // unbusted // vssl // whiteroombanshee // wandresshalsey // y0uaremin3 // youvegotmeandivegotyou // youngodsvevo