Art by @astropunch (land-dweller)! She did an excellent job, and you can check out her commission info on her page or here if you’re interested!
KARKAT: FIVE CENTURIES! IT’S BEEN FIVE GODFORSAKEN CENTURIES SINCE THEY GOT MY APPLICATION AND I’VE HEARD CLOSE TO FUCKALL ABOUT IT SINCE THEN. KARKAT: I MEAN, I HEARD IT WAS HARD TO TRANSFER INTO HEAVEN, BUT FUCKING HELL!
GAMZEE: aw, bro, i’m sure you’ll get your motherfuckin angel wings in no motherfucking time. GAMZEE: IN MOTHERFUCKING FACT GAMZEE: my bro tavros was all telling me right around last motherfucking christmas about how angels be up and earning their motherfucking wings every time a human rings some motherfucking bell. GAMZEE: EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME A MOTHERFUCKING BELL RINGS, BRO. GAMZEE: can you motherfucking believe it?
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOME MORE SUPERSTITIOUS HUMAN GARBAGE THAT SOME HALFWITTED FUCKER GARBLED UP IN A DRUNKEN RANT. KARKAT: WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THAT SHIT?
GAMZEE: I DON’T GOT A MOTHERFUCKING CLUE. GAMZEE: but i thought it was some kind of motherfucking cute anyway.
KARKAT: OKAY, YEAH. KARKAT: AT LEAST THEY’RE CUTE. KARKAT: SOME OF THEM.