drunken shit i do

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KARKAT: FIVE CENTURIES! IT’S BEEN FIVE GODFORSAKEN CENTURIES SINCE THEY GOT MY APPLICATION AND I’VE HEARD CLOSE TO FUCKALL ABOUT IT SINCE THEN.
KARKAT: I MEAN, I HEARD IT WAS HARD TO TRANSFER INTO HEAVEN, BUT FUCKING HELL!

GAMZEE: aw, bro, i’m sure you’ll get your motherfuckin angel wings in no motherfucking time.
GAMZEE: IN MOTHERFUCKING FACT
GAMZEE: my bro tavros was all telling me right around last motherfucking christmas about how angels be up and earning their motherfucking wings every time a human rings some motherfucking bell.
GAMZEE: EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME A MOTHERFUCKING BELL RINGS, BRO.
GAMZEE: can you motherfucking believe it?

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOME MORE SUPERSTITIOUS HUMAN GARBAGE THAT SOME HALFWITTED FUCKER GARBLED UP IN A DRUNKEN RANT.
KARKAT: WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THAT SHIT?

GAMZEE: I DON’T GOT A MOTHERFUCKING CLUE.
GAMZEE: but i thought it was some kind of motherfucking cute anyway.

KARKAT: OKAY, YEAH.
KARKAT: AT LEAST THEY’RE CUTE.
KARKAT: SOME OF THEM.

GAMZEE: YEAH.
GAMZEE: some of them.

KARKAT: …SO.
KARKAT: HUMANS, AM I RIGHT?

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