Cousin Matt- the real story
I have a theory. My theory is that cousin Matt is the bastard child of Jared Padalecki and some drunken lady at a bar in Britain. Jared was obviously visiting his fans there and made a baby with said drunken lady. Said drunken lady then put the baby up for adoption because she didn’t want to cause any trouble. A nice family adopted the baby boy and named him Matt. Therefore we now have cousin Matt: Jared Padalecki’s said “twin” who is actually Jared Padalecki’s son. BAM.