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It’s Monday and here are the first tasks and inbox games for our event week!

If you want to take another look at the event rules, then you can find them HERE.

Task: 3 BAD / 3 GOOD. Pick 3 bad and 3 good traits for your character. Explain why, and bonus points if you go with more unusual characteristics!

Inbox Game: Awkward first meeting - Send me a 😳 and I’ll generate a number for a not-so-cute way our muses will meet.

  1. Hooking up in the strip club’s bathroom.
  2. Sitting in the isolation cell together waiting for our friends to come bail us out.
  3. My muse just pickpocketed your muse.
  4. Your muse just pickpocketed my muse.
  5. My muse is drunk and tried to throw a brick through their ex’s window, but got your muse’s window instead.
  6. My muse just dumped a drink on your muse.
  7. Your muse mistook mine for a prostitute.
  8. Our muses meet doing the walk of shame.
  9. Our muses had a one night stand and my muse cannot remember your muse’s name for the life of them.
  10. Your muse just dumped a drink on my muse.
  11. My muse accidentally broke your muse’s nose.
  12. Your muse is trying to hit on mine at a bar and it is honestly embarrassing how bad it’s going.
  13. My muse thought it’d be funny to trip your muse.
  14. Our muses are stuck in an elevator together.
  15. Our muses are on Tinder/OkCupid/Grindr, and your muse messaged my muse. My muse has no idea why, seeing as how their profiles clearly show that they’re incompatible.
  16. Your muse is being chased by the guards and decides to hide in my muse’s apartment.
  17. My muse is being chased by the guards and decides to hide in your muse’s apartment.
  18. Our muses are on a blind date, and my muse is starting to realize that they’ve been on a date before and it did NOT go well.
  19. My muse’s best friend and your muse’s best friend are getting married. Our muses meet at the wedding – and for whatever reason, neither of them want the wedding to happen.
  20. My muse finds yours, drunk in the gardens, yelling at pigeons.
  21. My muse catches your muse writing something about them on a bathroom wall.
  22. My muse finds out your muse has been spreading a rumor about them.
  23. Your muse is reading a book they love and my muse has taken it upon themselves to explain why exactly the book sucks.
  24. Your muse needs a fake date for whatever reason and put out an ad. My muse answered.
  25. Your muse mistook my muse for someone else and punched them.
  26. Our muses hooked up at a bar last night, only to find out today that one is the other’s college professor/cousin/boss/etc.
  27. My muse is holding your muse’s hair while they throw up.
  28. My muse read your muse’s phone number on a bathroom wall and decided to call for some reason.
  29. My muse mistook your muse for someone else and punched them.
  30. Our muses are in a club. Your muse is grinding on mine, clearly thinking they’re someone else.
  31. Your muse tried to drunkdial their ex but got my muse instead.

Best liveblog tags of The Great Hunt:

oh jiminy 

blood feeds blood blood calls blood blood drunkdials blood 

I was hoping for something scary and super cool Fain is more like… the guy you go to great lengths not to sit near on the bus 

what if an inn caught fire??? wouldn’t that be a shame???

UGH YOU’RE NOT MEANT TO SLEEP IN FREAKY RUINS YOU GUYS DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM ‘THE MASHADAR INCIDENT’ 

wHAT wot liveblog more like WHAT liveblog amirite

the Daughter of the Night has to be around here SOMEWHERE I say pointing at any new female character without a legit backstory 

how long is it going to be before they twig probs until Rand says 'pardon me Selene but did you just murder our eighth grandchild? WERE THE LAST SEVEN EVEN ACCIDENTS’ 

because there is still nothing funnier to me than a man turning into a volcano

also how about you smoke Rand all the cool kids r doing it u can use saidin & smoke with us cool kids

if he ends up as Nynaeve’s Warder I will EAT MY HAT. I WILL EAT MY WHOLE HAT. I WILL EAT MY ENTIRE HAT UNSEASONED 

putting biology units to good use: the liveblog

aw heck I AM getting emotionally involved in these books I didn’t plan to get emotionally involved ARGH

heavens above the whole next generation of Aes Sedai will all love Rand every single one

maybe I just don’t like him because he’s better at juggling than I am I could potentially be that shallow

RAND YOU ARE NOT THE SHARPEST ARROW IN THE TROLLOC

Urien And His Mullet Pal Urien you’re wearing your hair like a bogan’s five year old please don’t do that 

'Human After All’ plays softly in the distance

THE INN CAUGHT FIRE IT IS MOMENTS LIKE THIS THAT I LIVE FOR SWEET BABY YES THANK YOU DARKFRIENDS THANK YOU TROLLOCS INN FIRE THAT’S RIGHT THE INN CAUGHT FIREEEEEEEEEEEE runs around the room giving people high fives does three cartwheels in a row plays 'We Are The Champions’ on repeat puts on sunglasses and signs own copy of The Great Hunt that’s right folks the inn is on fire 

and every gift the day bears is labelled 'To: Totallysic’ and is wrapped in beautiful paper paper depicting merrily burning inns

the way I am pronouncing these names in my head is so hideously Aussie is there a pronunciation meme for this fandom BAR-THANEES DAEMODREAD’ is about it

I would love to see WoT done as an 80’s teen roadtrip coming of age movie

cool aiel girls for prime minister 2015 now I have met the cool Aiel girls I don’t ever want to leave their immediate presence TEACH ME TO BE LIKE YOU 

did somebody say… UNIVERSITY AU

DSFGIHSFDGDFGH?GFH?GFJFGJ?GHFJ?H?????? FLIPPIN FLIP 

I don’t know what’s going on but I love it