drunk-liam

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Me now.

Just finished my homework and BOOM:

-Louis is an egg;

-No more @Louis_Tomlinson;

-Louis came out of the closet;

- #WhyLouisYouAreAnEgg;

- #ImGayItsPrettyUnfortunate;

-4/5 were drunk when Louis started the apocalypse;

-Niall and his new girlfriend Melissa (she ships Larry I love her);

-Harry went to a Casino with Gemma, Niall and his friends. Harry was drunk and he won 350$. He forgot he was rich and hohoho he was so cute, Drunk!Harry’s beautiful like a pretty flower…HARRY WAS DRUNK THIS IS WHY I’M SO SCARED AND SHOCKED;

-Harry, Louis, Zayn and Liam unfollowed Modest!;

-Liam, the day before the apocalypse, tweeted: “Tomorrow will not be easy”;

-Louis DID unfollow Eleanor, but weird, today he re-followed her again;

-SOMEONE posted a Eleounor photo after Louis coming out.

I’M SO CONFUSED I HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT’S GOING ON.


THE APOCALYPSE OR WW3 IS COMING AND I’M NOT READY YET

SOMEONE WE NEED HELP

THE FANDOM IS CONFUSED AND I DON’T WANT TO SLEEP I’LL MISS SOMETHING I’M SURE AND IF I MISS SOMETHING LIKE LARRY COMING OUT I’LL CRY AND CRY AND CRY AND CRY—–

Louis' reaction seeing Grimmy at The Brit Awards
  • Grimmy:*on stage presenting an award*
  • Louis:ugh
  • Louis:*to Zayn* Would ya look who the fuck it is?
  • Louis:We are indoors, Nicholas. Lose the damn scarf
  • Louis:Fuckin prick
  • Louis:stupid twat
  • Louis:Ignorant jackass
  • Louis:shit eating bastard
  • Louis:What else can I call him?
  • Niall:Cunt brick?
  • Louis:Yea!
  • Louis:*shouts* FUCKIN CUNT BRICK
  • Lady in front of him:shut up!
  • Louis:YOU SHUT UP, CUNT!
  • Liam:*chugs champagne from the bottle*
  • Harry:*sighs* This is gonna be a long night
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DRUNK DIRECTION!

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They were cute and kinda careless today. I liked it.
Louis’ hair… I actually liked his hair if I’m honest.
Harry’s…his was quote “as limp as his XFactor nude” lol
Zayn looked flawless as always….they all did…but cmon..
Niall was laughing as he usually does.
So was Zayn.
Like, can someone make an audio with clips of their laughs? Please.
Harry fucked up as usual :p
Then came back running after taking a…wee..
Then whispering (pretty loud for someone who’s trying to be discreet if you ask me) “Wait what did we win?” Then again. He was out of breath.
Louis’ face/reaction was priceless in the way he looked up and shook his head, probably thinking “You are a dumbass. But I love you. Why do I love you? Oh Yeah. Cuz you’re an oaf. My oaf.”
And Liam…. Liam….Liam…. LIAM…
Pissed off his face.
LOVED IT.
He was so cute and giggly and just……asdfgghhgksjdh…
And in the last GIF, what I see and I think, Harry is basically insinuating that Zayn is gonna get the D…. like he always does…but rougher….because he’s drunk….and Liam is rough when drunk…..
Yeah….

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Some of the fans are freaking out because of Harry’s new Tattoos or Zayn’s smoking.
But then there’s Liam STANDING ON TOP OF A BUILDING. DRUNK!
WTF is wrong with him?! You can’t tell me “he’s batman, nothing will happen” bc that’s bullshit! He crossed the “he’s changing” line a while back and now it’s like he’s revolting. I’m kind of worried.