KYLA who is the older twin andrew or aaron? H E L P
HO BOI You chose a good ass night to ask this beautiful question. Also if you like this feel free to follow my aftg sideblog @daddymemeyard !!
- No one knows who came first.
- Tilda had the twins on the dl
- like even Luther didn’t know she was pregnant and he’s the Family Man
- and she would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddlesome kids.
- When she kept bleeding they had to call her emergency contact, which just so happens to be The Dick
- But,,,,,she’d already filled out the forms.
- Luckily (that feels like the wrong word since nothing is lucky about either one of the boys upbringings) The Dick laid on that trademark christian guilt.
- (am I using too many trademarks? Yes! Am I going to stop? Probably not!)
- fast forward 21 years (21 because 20 years would put us at the end of TKM and we all know how fragile their budding friendship was at the point)
- These boys (cue Aaron grumbling “I’m a man.”) might not know who is older but that’ll never stop their need to constantly piss the other off as well as the need to one up each other.
- And so commences the eternal war of “Shut up little bro” “I’m right because I’m older and wiser” “You’re like 12″
- If you know twins that DONT do this I have to ask,,,,,, Where did you find those magical unicorns??
- I know F I V E sets of twins and they ALL do this ALL THE TIME
- It’s a goddamn plague
- “Andrew what the fuck? I said I wanted banana popscicles.”
- “Now Aaron if you’re going to be fussy, go take a nap. Big brother’s trying to read.”
- “Don’t ask what I want if you’re not going to get it you fucking twelve year old.”
- “Twelve is still older than two.”
- “Where the fuck did you hide my laptop!”
- “Now Kevin, as the older brother I’ll take responsibility. Andrew hid it.”
- “If you’re going to blatantly lie to me you could at least wipe the fucking chocolate off your mouth first.”
- “Dear baby bro, sweet summer child, kid, buddy, andrew. No.”