drunk poop

yorkiepug  asked:

I'm on beer 4. I think to myself WHY was S4 of Sherlock so BAD. Not only no johnlock, but the whole season was crap. WHY?!

I’m on wine one. s4 ws really pretty exertp for tfp. tfp looked like the huge dump i took when i got home from work because i has a lot of raisin bran and granola for breakfast. i named my poop mofftiss.  that’s why it was crap.

the signs as cards against humanity cards
  • Aries: "A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee."
  • Taurus: "Puppies!"
  • Gemini: "Getting drunk on mouthwash."
  • Cancer: "Pooping back and forth. Forever."
  • Leo: "Teaching a robot to love."
  • Virgo: "Soup that is too hot."
  • Libra: "My collection of high-tech sex toys."
  • Scorpio: "Getting so angry that you pop a boner."
  • Sagittarius: "Some kind of bird man."
  • Capricorn: "Bees?"
  • Aquarius: "Eating all the cookies before the AIDS bake sale."
  • Pisces: "Winking at old people."

The only reason I love watching certain youtubers everyday is because I can actually see me becoming friends with the person. They have such easy lovable hilarious personalities. Good hearted kiddos. And seriously they are funny as shit.