drunk on stage

ARRESTED!
  • [Soft piano and violin playing]:
  • Yuuri [holding onto Victor while bakes on top of Hasetsu Castle]: I love you. There is no one in this world like you. Victor, you are my everything. And this day i swear to be yours forever. In good and bad-
  • [Police cirens]: stay where you are. I repeat, Stay where you are.
  • Victor [in tears of joy]: I'll bail us out babe, don't you worry.
Jongup
  • weeb
  • human representation of “wtf”
  • awkward af
  • be ready to learn about cringe
  • that member who is exposed by everyone
  • has questionable behavior sometimes
  • like walking naked in the dorm when drunk
  • was stripping on stage when he was 17 like boi who tf do you think you are
  • Traitor 2.0
  • kissed Himchan when they filmed Skydive
  • looks shorter each comeback
  • solo dance in skydive is the best thing that ever happened to Korea
  • rocks every fucking hair color I’m shook
  • pink haired Jongup added 10 years to my life
  • 2nd sexiest mole in kpop industry (straight after Jaebum’s tho)
  • blind when he smiles
  • Cheekbones™
  • drunk 25/8
  • would lie to me about my own name and I’ll trust him
  • “it’s apple juice”
  • either Jongpup or Jongfuck
  • save him

um every time I think about Trimberly going to Prom all I imagine is Kimberly, for once, actually being excited to go to a school event 

  • Kimberly doesn’t care, she wears this bright yellow suit to prom, and Trini wears a pink one 
    • They have pocket squares of their own colors 
    • Trini parents are upset at first, but Trini’s dad supports it whenever Trini’s mom isn’t around 
    • Kimberly thinks Limo’s are overrated, so Trini takes that as picking her up by sitting in the back of Jason’s trunk with a sign saying, “Kimberly is my most favorite person ever” 
  • The boys all switch up each others colors, and Zack sneaks in some vodka 
  • Before Trimberly show up they take pictures in front of Kim’s house, and more than half of the pictures are either blurry because Kim’s dad can’t seem to work the phone, or the boys are photobombing it 
    • There is this really cute one of Kimberly kissing Trini’s forehead and it immediately joins one of the many pictures in Kim’s room, and it’s one of her favorites 
    • Trini gets it and puts it in her wallet and her locker 
  • Everyone is jealous of how good the Rangers look when they show up 
  • Zack gets drunk and goes on stage and grabs a microphone, “This speech is for my mom, who’s the coolest mom ever, and for my best friend who looks like a little bird that will kill you.” 
    • Everyone knows he’s talking about Trini, and when one of the lights find her, she’s in the corner making out with Kimberly 
    • Kimberly has to stop Trini from killing Zack
    • Billy doesn’t understand what exactly happened, so Jason tried to explain to him, but kept laughing 
    • When Zack finally gets kicked out they drive him to sonic to get him his favorite milkshake 
  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • My mind: I like ❤️ black tea ☕️, I like 💖 black D 🍆👅 I never ❌ touched Tina 💉, and that's ‼️ the T 💁 I know on ‘what's the T’ 📻, I said that I don't 🙅 drink 🍸 So you 👇 bitches 🐶 probably don't even know 😮 what❓ to think 💭 When you see 👁 me 👸 in the club 💃 gettin' crunk 😜 Acting stupid 🤡, getting drunk 🍺 I got a hundred 💯 problems, drinkin' ain't one ❌1️⃣ I tried to quit ⛔️ drinking 🍾 but it's too much fun 🤣😜💥 I keep it cute 💅🏻 and I act my age 👩‍🎓 And you're never ever 🚫 gonna see 👀 me drunk on stage 🎹🎤 It's a new dawn 🌝 it's a new age ☀️ Metallica ⚡️ turn the page 📖
  • Psychic: what the fuck
Drunk

“Hey, hey, Kara,” Lena stage-whispered as she did her best to put her glass on the table without getting up from Kara’s lap. “Do you, do you wanna be best friends?”

Kara giggled and her drink almost toppled out of her hand. “We’re already best friends!”

Lena shot up and stared at Kara seriously. “Really?”

Kara nodded vigorously.

“That’s the best news ever,” Lena said before flopping back down onto Kara’s lap.

anonymous asked:

Why does Jensen not shying away from what he did on JIB made you happy about cockles? I'm a bit confused lol

It has to do with his state of mind.

Basically, if Jensen was shy about the whole event– if he didn’t want to talk about it and was embarrassed that what happened, happened, then what happened would be more about him being drunk and less about him being comfortable with Misha.

People always say that when you’re drunk, you are showing your true intentions, but that’s not always the case– sometimes you just do stupid shit that you never want to think about ever again, and undressing on stage in front of thousands of people might have easily been one of those things for Jensen; but the fact that it’s not and was actually a continuation of an earlier discussion that he had with Misha (x) means that Jensen is not only fine with what happened, he actually consciously planned it.

He consciously planned to pull down his pants on stage at JIB. If he and Misha were talking about Jensen’s “weird underwear” before their panel, and Jensen didn’t show them off then, but he still wanted to “prove” that he had them on, then he planned on showing them while on stage. Which means it wasn’t a random choice aided by “apple juice”. It wasn’t about him being drunk … what Jensen did on stage was about being comfortable enough with Misha to go a little crazy. Jensen was feeling good and silly and happy enough to plan something insane like that, and he was pleased with himself afterwards for a job well done.

The alcohol didn’t bring down his inhibitions– Misha did, and that is just the most wonderful thing I’ve heard in a while

I never been in a fandom where most speculations, theories, head canons, crack head canons, even memes (to some extent) people come up with are actually canon…CRACK JOKES, CRACK HEAD-CANONS ARE CANON!! EVERYTHING IS CANON!! until Yuri on Ice happened