i've been seeing a lot of au posts for two person ships but not 3(+) person ships so here we go
“the ride we want to go on is three people a cart and we’d rather choose a stranger to sit with than have one chosen for us plus you look relatively not sweaty want to join us” au
“two people started hitting on me at this bar at the same time and they’re both hot af best night ever” au
“i accidentally took the seat that was between a couple because they were fighting and now i have to deal with them fuck” au
“i’m your waitress and i totally thought you two were dating because of the heart eyes you’re making at each other but now that i know you’re not i kinda want to ask one of you out but i also feel like you should be together because of said hearteyes” au
“it’s the apocalypse and we’re like the only ones still alive high five want to have celebratory sex” au
“accidentally got really famous overnight and now i have a manager and an agent and tbh they’re both really hot how am i supposed to cope with this” au
“turns out hogwarts students only give you weird looks when you date multiple people from multiple other houses huh who knew” au
“there was supposed to be a party here tonight but no one showed up but us including whoever the fuck’s house this is want to see what’s in their Netflix queue” au
“i booked this hotel room cause i wanted some time away with my girlfriend but we ordered room service and the server who brought it up is hella hot should we ask them to join us” au
“we’re all in the waiting room on the delivery floor of the hospital but someone none of us are here waiting for our own kids to be born we’re all here for friends how weird is that” au
“we’re the only ones in this bar literally what the fuck it’s like a thursday night” au
“i am very drunk and flirting with multiple people because my vision is blurry enough i can’t actually tell how many of you there are” au
“you’re a total asshole but your girlfriend definitely isn’t” au
“we didn’t come to this con together but we’re all dressed as various members of a team so everybody’s making us pose together” au
“I WILL BEAT YOU ALL AT MARIO KART IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO also wanna make out. like. all of us. at the same time. i might be high on adrenaline but the point still stands” au
flight attendants au
tour guides au
con artists au
cop duo/helpful but curious scientist au
group project au
only people aware of upcoming epidemic au
i cannot stress that last one enough just like a band that is all together imagiNE THE MEDIA CONFUSION
owning a restaurant together au
TAs of same shitty teacher au
camp counselors that live for the confusion of the kids trying to figure out who’s with who au
youtubers who everyone wants to collab doing a video together to reveal they’re dating
parent teacher meeting au
waiting for a flight for 10+ hours au
deaf person/only people who know sign language in the whole fucking building au
- They don’t really contact each other when Lillie is in Kanto purely because Moon is salty about Lillie leaving and never got to confess. She tells Hau about it when she’s gone and angsts about it.
- Lillie returns to Alola as a Nobel prize winning professor that studies the ultra beasts and other Pokemon
- You’d think Moon would be all rich and stuff with her own house but turns out being the champion of Alola, you don’t actually get paid that much and only get paid for doing events around Alola.
- Moon basically still lives with her mum and is a anxiety prone college student that juggles her work and battles new competitors at the pokemon league at the same time. She majors in dancing after being inspired by Kiawe.
- Lillie knows more about Moons Pokemon than she does. They all immediately pile on her when they get to see her again.
- Hau and her mum are constantly trying to push Moon to confess already. As they know about Moons secret feelings, they start to see how amazing their dynamic is now that Lillie is back home.
- Moon and her mum get drunk on wine on Thursday nights (wine mum and future wine mum.) Lillie hasn’t even thought of touching alcohol and is a little weirded out but amused by it all.
- As soon as Moon gets the time when Lillie is back she tries so many times to take her out to venture around the islands again but Lillie seems to always be busy. Enter Moon overly angst about it.
Even Hau is like T~T’ ‘she’s busy Moon, you can’t blame her. She has a job and you don’t.’
‘Y-yeah I do??’
'Pokemon league doesn’t count.’
- Despite Moon being self conscious about her title of champion and not having a 'real job’ like Lillie. Lillie still loves the way she battles with such care for her pokemon.
The first time you met Luke you felt like a stupid cliche. He was gorgeous and brooding and you had just unwittingly wandered into his domain. You had promised you would accompany your best friend while she got her first tattoo – you know, hold her hand and make her laugh so she wouldn’t concentrate on how much she was convinced it’d hurt.
it is 2:36 in the morning on a wednesday night and i am drunk again
suddenly the world doesn’t seem so bleak anymore
i raise my glass to better tomorrows
the drink burns like the worst kind of rejection in the back of my throat but i smile because i am used to the feeling
(the burn is new though)
the clock reads 3:03 AM and i start to sway with the weight of the world on my shoulders
i throw back my 5th or 8th, no, 13th shot
(dionysus would be proud. atlas would not.)
at 5:47, the memories of the night leave me in the worst way possible and my arms shake under the burden they have to hold up
(i am starting to think the world is easier to carry than the weight of my sins)
i crave another shot by 8:00 AM.
it is 2:36 in the morning on a thursday night and i am drunk again
The fact of the matter is a couple million people across the entire country gathered to express their outrage at the government and, collectively, did less damage than a gang of drunk Red Sox fans or the average Cracked writer on a Thursday night. These are people who have had their humanity questioned and their personal physical safety threatened by the leader of the free world. I don’t know how you can find their restraint anything less than inspiring, to be frank.
So is it, like, great that this Nazi got punched for saying out loud the stupid things that are in his head? And is it healthy for so many people to celebrate that violent? I dunno, probably not, but I bet far worse shit is happening to a woman or minority somewhere within 50 miles of wherever you’re reading this right now, and that’s what the protest is about, dude.
Ransom & Holster hook up freshman year of college and realize they’re pretty much it for each other. In order to experience all college has to offer, and to make sure they don’t screw up what could be an amazing lifelong relationship by not being ready to settle down, they make an Agreement. They’ll hold off on this Thing of theirs until after graduation.
But it was officially After Graduation. And Ransom looked so good, Holster was done holding back
cross-posted here to AO3 but feel free to reblog this post as well. this is 3.6k of mostly sap-ass fluff but there’s some NSFW beyond the cut so yeah.