On days Harry drinks a bit too much
- Harry: *drunk* M-MaLFOY!
- Draco: *pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?
- Harry: *glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE
- Draco: *stares* Harry, you should go to bed
- Harry: Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE
- Draco: Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.
- Harry: *gasps in shock*