drunk germans

You ever think about the fact that the entire “Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you” conversation took place in German with Kevin sitting right next to them? What even does that sound like in German? What did Kevin even think they were saying?

German NT school days :P

the ‘resigning’ class represenatative 

the cute couple

the (unaware) heartthrob ;)

the lady killer 

the stereotypical German aka “drunk guy”

the confused guy (who always searches for his pencil)

don’t go to him for advice!

the shy dude (that everyone secretely loves XD)

the cool gang

the nerd

the shy but somehow cute exchange student

…sorry guys I HAD TO DO THAT XD

the party monster

AND the dorky idiot 

anonymous asked:

Can you tell us about something you did and it's funny now, but back then it was scary/shocking/etc? Like some stupid teenager stuff or idk :D

there was this one time when i was in spain in lorret de marr on vacation (it was a year ago i was 15)

anyway it was like a camp?? we lived in a hotel and there were rules blah blah but overall it was chill and ppl over the age of 16 could go to Tropix, the biggest best club in the town
anyway me being too young i had to sneak in ;)))

i was a little bit drunk already b4 we ran away from the hotel so i was already pretty relaxed
my sister and her friend had their passes and i borrowed a pass for a group from my sister and bought her a normal pass (i had to be with a group to come in)
anyways they just looked around to see if there weren’t any ppl we knew there and pushed me into a random group and told me to stay quiet and fight my way in 

and they just lEFT ME THERE AND WENT INSIDE LIKE TRALALA GOOD LUCK BITCH YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN

i was drunk and chill but on the inside i was like ‘’AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’’ anyway im standing there , surrounded by drunk german teenagers vaping and im trying not to cry and do my best to go push my way into the club and try my best not to get pushed away to the end of the line

suddenly this tall probably 17 yr old german dude with a necklace made of flowers starts talking gibberish to me, my instincts told me ‘’pretend that ur high, prETEND THAT YOU’RE HIGH’’

so i give him this look like

he keeps talking until suddenly he figures it out after he saw my facial expression and the lack of replies


‘‘hahaha no id???’’

i stand there fuCK fUK UFCK UFKC HE KNOW S HE FUCDKF
he gave me this smug look like he knows he can fuck me up right there if he wanted to

he just laughed and left me alone and went to talk to his friends
i thought i was going to die

anyway i managed to get in but i was petrified 

my sister and her friend just grabbed me and the night started

but thats another long story :’)