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livestock and man-raised beasts

Skyrim is a land known for its vast, varied, and harsh wildlife, however it is also a land full of many breeders, ranchers and tamers who keep and care for a great deal of animals. As the old saying goes, “if it lives in the wilds, a Nord has tried to be its friend.”

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A drunk fanfiction by chiibe

Cow of the wild. This is s story about Donald trump he was on a missions to conquer the world but he realised the world was ttoo much so he pretended to be a wolf. Donald trump the wolf. He wanted control of the cows but the cows didn like d0nakd trump because even the cows            hated  Donald trump.. did you know that donal0d trump means Frt in English. It does I swear to goe. Hyojin choi has a mother who ate her dog. What a shame. I don’t like stereotypes but this ones real. DoNALD TRUMP TURNED INTO A WOLF  and ecveryone was like what the fuck. Rune became really hot abd even though chiibe wasn’t a furry she wanted to ffuocconk rune. Ok can but we all agree that rune is really hot. Ok I gotta pee but brb wow I don’t rememvber writning thus. Hypjin was there and she was ttelling everyone not to be racist but she is Asian and she told everyone that her mom was forced to eat her own do g once. What a crazy world ok. I want to eat a pizza but im gonna ask twitter first.. ok since no one has answered me yet im just gnna make a pizza. Hey chiibe did you know  that everyone headcanons kion from the lion guard as gay? Wow what the fuck. I can imagine kion and beshte getting together or ono and beshte, imtired. Imi gonna make  apizze brb. Chiibe, aka me, went to make  pizza. Then  beshte rom the lion guard met up with hyojin and hyojin said r=that she wouldn’t fuck a hippo so beshte was sad. But it was ok because hyojin had her friends who provided her with the tastiest bleach from all the land. Bung from the lion guard ws there, hhe fucked dona,ld f=trump in the asss who appreciated bunga’s long honey badger penins. But then out of nowhere obana appeared and fucked Donald trump. He was ok with this because he had fancied Obama for a long time. Also Donald trump wanted to make americca into a society similar to cow od the wild. But he couldn’t because two dragons showed up who said they were ther true airs to the throne so donaald trump and Obama couldn’t rule America but they ended up finding two really cooll horses tha could fly. Obama ended up having sex with one punch MAN OBAMA HAD ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK AN EGG. Also chloe from miraculous ladybug was there. No-one liked hebecausre she was a bitch. Fuck Donald duck. I mean Donald fart.. ujhiocgbfxtrWGMKNK. Pyrocinca was there and he told everyone to kill themselves but they didn’t because it was pyrocynical. Neopets. So many people are telling me to go ion neopeyx. Bbut flightrising is better than nepooetts. Why do people block demi m the best entertainment evr. Squizzy is a memer. Flightfethers is very edgy. Fluffylovey.. wolves. Miraculous ladybug………………….

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Right about now, the 17th episode of Drunk Disney is out, with comedian Becky Robinson joining Practical Folks for farm-based debauchery!

We promised to get real drunk if Home on the Range won and, surprise surprise, it did. We fulfilled our promise, and boy did we need to. This was probably the worst movie we’ve watched so far. Totally lame villain, crappy puns and burp jokes, and stupid plot points. But we had a fun time watching it and talking about Jennifer Tilly!

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