drunk college boys

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10x17 “Inside Man”
Fake Drunk!Dean Playing Pool and Being a Handsome Son of a Gun While Doing So

Retitling Hamilton songs
  • Alexander Hamilton: ALOHA BITCHES
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: Talk less, smile more
  • My Shot: LISTEN UP HOES
  • The Story of Tonight: Drunk college frat boys
  • The Schuyler Sisters: I'm lookin for a mind at work (and Peggy)
  • Farmer Refuted: GET WRECKED SEABURY *aaron burr facepalms*
  • You'll Be Back: Breakup anthem of the 16th century
  • Right Hand Man: We're kinda fucked here guys
  • A Winter's Ball: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Helpless: Awwww
  • Satisfied: ANGELICA my QUEEN
  • The Story of Tonight reprise: There's hope for our ass after all
  • Wait For It: Take me now lord
  • Stay Alive: I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEEEE
  • Ten Duel Commandments: Dueling for Dummies (also FORESHADOWINNNNGGGGG)
  • Meet Me Inside: I'm notcha son
  • That Would Be Enough: Awwwwwwww :'(
  • Guns and Ships: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAAAAAAAAAN
  • History Has It's Eyes on You: I fucked up once
  • Yorktown - The World Turned Upside Down: herCULES MULLIGAN
  • What Comes Next?: Breakup anthem of the 16th century (reprise)
  • Dear Theodosia: LOOK AT MY SON
  • Non-Stop: TOTAL EARGASM
  • What'd I Miss: The whole first act pal
  • Cabinet Battle 1: TURN AROUND BEND OVER I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS
  • Take a Break: God dammit Alexander you need to chill
  • Say No To This: YOU NEEEEED TO CHILL JFC (but Maria's high note at the end is 🙌)
  • The Room Where It Happens: BANJO
  • Schuyler Defeated: The Schuyler Sisters (Reprise)
  • Cabinet Battle 2: Daddy's calling
  • Washington On Your Side: SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
  • One Last Time: God dammit G Wash you noble son of a bitch
  • I Know Him: Jesus Christ this will be fun!
  • The Adams Administration: SIDDOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER-
  • We Know: ...we know but we don't really know what but WE KNOW
  • Hurricane: hoe don't do it
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: OH MY GOD
  • Burn: Eliza my cinnamon roll doesn't deserve any of this
  • Blow Us All Away: PHILIP YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE
  • Stay Alive - Reprise: FUCK I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
  • It's Quiet Uptown: GROSS SOBBING
  • The Election of 1800: You done crying? BACK TO POLITICS
  • Your Obedient Servant: Passive aggression game strong
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: Awwwwwwwwww D':
  • The World Was Wide Enough: GROSS SOBBING
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Eliza my queen cinnamon roll
Things I’ve learned from college:

I finished college this year and these are some of the important things I’ve learned from the past two years:

1) Life is too short to pretend you don’t like One Direction and Taylor Swift.

2) Go out. You may not have a lot of money but there are ways and how long are you really going to be able to drink that much and still be able to (slightly) function the next day

3) Go to concerts. Go to all the concerts you can go to. Whether they are your favourite artist, one you just discovered, your friends concert or whatever. GO TO CONCERTS ITS A BETTER USE OF MONEY THAN BUYING CHEAP CLOTHES YOU AREN’T GOING TO WEAR

4) Live in rez for at least one year. It may be annoying to live with certain people but in the long run you will appreciate, and miss, living in a building with your best friends

5) work hard. You are paying too much to fail.

6) do your homework during the week, then you can have fun on the weekends without the guilt of not being able to write that paper because you’re hungover.

7) go home. Go home and visit your parents. You may not miss them as much as they miss you but they do miss you and it will brighten their weekend having you home. 

8) call your mom. Call her at least one every couple weeks. It will provide her with relief knowing your not dead in a ditch clutching a bottle of beer.

9) whatever you do DONT EVER. I REPEAT EVER. BUY CINNAMON SUGAR TWIST VODKA. it is literally the most disgusting thing on the planet and a huge waste of $30.  

10) also never try to buy concert tickets from people on Kijiji.

11) if you like him. tell him. show him. he’s not going to wait around forever and its going to be you thats embarrassed in the end.

12) people are going to come into your life and flip it upside down and all around but its up to you whether or not you let it bother you.

13) if your friend is having a rough time don’t abandon them. stick with them. it will make you stronger and inseparable. 

14) things happen, and people have to leave school and go home. Stay in contact with those people because it’s not their fault they had to leave. 

15) keep stupid little souvenirs of your years at school. How else are you going to show your kids the foam skull you stole from a bar on Halloween?

16) celebrate your 20th birthday for four days no matter how exhausting it and you are. celebrate even if no one will sing Teddy to you on your birthday. 

17) eat all the junk food you can. consume all the coffee you find possible. you may not feel great but at least you can still digest that much food quickly..right?

18) pulling an all nighter is only fun when your 13 at your friends birthday party. spending an all nighter staring at your computer writing an essay isn’t fun.

19) if you do have to pull an all nighter. then listen to a great album, go to 7/11 get your $1 coffee and wear comfy clothes. 

20) most importantly. Love yourself, your friends, your peers and memories that you make. College is a short time in your life and its not going to last forever. Make as many memories as you can. Eat as many pizzas and drink as many bottles of vodka as you can. Your only young once and you don’t want to be 3o years old looking back at your late teens/early 20′s regretting the fact that you didn’t make any important memories in those years. 

I just want to listen to some classic rock and make sweet love to you because you are too beautiful to be mine
— 

My drunk boyfriend at 2AM

He fell asleep shortly after saying this.

this is an early gift for bladeofsolstheim! I hope you like it Brook!! 

I stalked your blog and found an AU post you had reblogged, so I based this fic on these two:

  • my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
  • You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.

Frat Boy/College AU, alcohol mentions

Also posted on AO3

(also many thanks to fuchswrites, queerlyalex, knoxyd, stilesbansheequeen, sleepy-skittles and petals42 for sending me those asks and getting excited about this Frat Boy AU with me last night! I’m thinking I should continue this or something in the future? Idk)


Stiles has discovered that there are two types of guys in his frat. Well, there’s all the brothers, who are there to have a good time, party hard, get laid, and emerge at the end with a degree and hopefully a job opportunity. And then there’s the president of Omega Delta Tau, Derek Hale, who is there to get an “education” and “enhance his resume” and doesn’t have time for silly things like fun. Derek is also hotter than the sun and was voted Mr. Greek by the sororities last spring, but that’s not important right now. The important thing is that Derek Hale lives to suck the fun out of every situation, especially those involving Stiles. And Scott. (Because they realized freshman year that living in different dorms was basically intolerable, so they decided to rush together. Amazingly they managed to both get bids from ΩΔΤ and now they’re actually brothers.)

“Stilinski! Keg stand!!” Jackson yells over the crowd spread across the backyard of their house, his eyes a little glazed and his hat on sideways. Stiles can see Derek sitting on the porch swing next to Lydia Martin, Jackson’s sometimes girlfriend, Scott’s long time crush and President of Sigma Alpha Zeta, both of them surveying the party with the most judgmental expressions he has ever seen. Derek’s eyes catch his, and he shakes his head in warning. He should know better by now, because all that does is make Stiles want to do it even more than before. He doesn’t even like keg stands, but he definitely likes pushing Derek’s buttons. Especially if it gets him pushed up against a wall and growled at. Because that’s a thing that happens sometimes. Stiles may or may not try to make it a thing that happens more often.

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Tbh sometimes I feel like a bad feminist bc there’s stuff guys do that doesn’t really bother me but I know it would bother other women and like, I respect that they’re bothered by it but when it happens to me, I mostly just find it funny. Like at my job, I get hit on by drunk college boys a lot and I know it would make most women uncomfortable but idk I just find it funny.

Baby Use Your Hands | JJ & Parker

Wait until school starts, you’ll have ample opportunity then, she’d told herself. Why bother with whatever party was thrown together by punch-drunk, early-going college boys before the school year started and the back to school bashes were kicking off. And yet, there JJ was, half finished wine cooler in her hand, brushing back against a boy -Aiden? Aaron?- as his hand slid along her stomach, hips swaying back against him. He was murmuring something about how hot she was against the side of her neck, but it sounded so slurred and mumbled JJ decided this wasn’t worth her time anymore. She was there with a purpose, and her needs weren’t going to be met the way that she wanted by some fumbling, drunk, basketball player that told her she was ‘so damn fine’ every twenty seconds. Muttering an excuse about needing to pee, she wormed out of the boy’s grasp, downing back the last of her drink as she walked in a general 'away’ direction that she knew damn well wasn’t actually toward a bathroom. Stopping to drop the glass bottle of her singular drink into a bin that looked like it was meant for trash -who knew at this point, in this setting- she turned on her heel moments later, gaze scanning over the cluster of party goers once again as her lips rolled together. Her eyes caught on the wide shoulders of a towering individual, dark brow quirking up with interest as the boy turned enough for her to get a better look at something other than his back. Tilting her head, JJ eyed him for a brief few seconds, toying with the idea in her mind that, hey, maybe this one would be slightly better than her last try, before she started toward the blond boy. Coming up beside him where he was busy seemingly doing a quick look over the party himself, the girl let a smirk curl at the corner of her lips, shoulder brushing his. “See anything you like?” She asked conversationally, eyes moving over the party instead of looking at him for a moment before with a coy flutter of her eyelashes she did finally look up at him.