drunk buffy


BUFFYVERSE + Aesthetic / SHIPS + AestheticIllyria & Spike (for nikii-the-slayerette)


Precious redundant dork babies


BUFFY: Tonight sucks! And, and look at me! Look at, look at stupid Buffy! Too dumb for college, and, and, and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And, and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even *before* the hour that wouldn’t end! And the only person I can even stand to be around is a … neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.
SPIKE: Oh, you saw the cheating, did you.
BUFFY: Also? I think you’re drunk.

theblueeyedvampire  asked:

Spike & Buffy {for the ship meme}

  • Gives nose/forehead kisses: Buffy. She likes to press kisses right where she used to punch him. A late sort of apology to his nose. 
  • Gets jealous the most: Spike. For sure. Not that Buffy can’t get jealous she just doesn’t get jealous as often as Spike does. 
  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Buffy. Though it’s mostly to make sure he doesn’t drive, she walks him home. 
  • Takes care of on sick days: Spike. He doesn’t get sick, and is always happy to pamper Buffy when she’s under the weather. 
  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Buffy. On really hot nights she’s the one who drags Spike to the beach in the first place. They do a midnight picnic and she’ll drag him him into the water. 
  • Gives unprompted massages: Spike. Especially after patrol. 
  • Drives/rides shotgun: Spike drives, Buffy rides shotgun. Sometimes she tucks herself right under his arm while he drives. 
  • Brings the other lunch at work: Spike. Even though he typically has to rush inside under a blanket. 
  • Has the better parental relationship: Probably Buffy with Joyce, but this one is really a hard call. 
  • Tries to start role-playing in bed: Both. It’s a pretty mutual thing. 
  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Buffy. Sometimes on tables. 
  • Still cries watching Titanic: Spike, that romantic sap. Buffy has sworn not to tell any of the scoobies. 
  • Firmly believes in couples costumes: Buffy, and she does insist that they wear them. 
  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: If he has enough money to, Spike usually does. 
  • Makes the other eat breakfast: Neither. Spike is usually asleep when Buffy eats. And Buffy doesn’t have to remind him to eat when he gets up. 
  • Remembers anniversaries: Spike. He also makes a very big deal out of them. 
  • Brings up having kids: Neither really figure it’s a possibility so it doesn’t get brought up. 

anonymous asked:

Buffy & Angel

  • makes the bed in the mornings - Angel, Buffy couldn’t care less about the mess, but Angel is a neat freak, who not only makes the bed, but picks up all the clothes Buffy has thrown everywhere, organises her weapons and straightens up the whole room before starting the day.
  • has sole posession of the T.V. remote - Buffy. Angel doesn’t really mind and is happy watching whatever Buffy wants to.
  • is the bigger cuddler - Buffy, who loves to snuggle with Angel. Angel loves holding her, but she is often the one who initiates physical contact.
  • does the laundry - Angel, because he loves that “fresh laundry smell”.
  • mows the lawn - Buffy. Angel never learned how to work the mower.
  • shops for groceries - They shop together. Angel selects healthy food, which Buffy sneaks out of the trolley before the hit the register.
  • comes home drunk at 3am - Buffy. Angel greets her with coffee, water and aspirin and then tucks her into bed.
  • makes breakfast - Angel, who brings Buffy breakfast in bed.
  • remembers to feed the fish - Angel. Buffy tries but too often forgets.
  • decorates the apartment - They decorate together, although Angel indulges Buffy’s tastes and usually lets her make the final decision because it makes her so happy.
  • initiates duets - Angel and the songs are always by Barry Manilow.
  • falls asleep first - They are both night owls and tend to fall asleep together, in each other’s arms.