drunk!neal

list of nhl players who have (probably) accidentally called sidney crosby ‘dad’
  • BEAU BENNETT
    • was the first person to do it. sid took it in stride, laughed it off, made a joke about how old he was, but beau still couldn’t make eye contact with him for a few days. didn’t stop him from making the mistake like 10 more times.
  • derrick pouliot
    • sid took him out to dinner and spent the whole time giving him advice and at the end sid picked up the check and our poor pooh bear said “bye dad, thanks for dinner,” then froze until sid spilled that beau had already called him dad twice that week
  • olli maatta
    • actually makes this slip up a lot, but he says it in finnish so no one chirps him abt it bc they don’t understand what tf he’s saying
  • CONOR SHEARY
    • definite repeat offender. at this point if sid hears someone say ‘dad,’ he turns around, assuming its shearsy
  • bryan rust
    • overheard sheary calling sid dad, so he started doing it too as a joke. then one time conor wasn’t around and sidney handed bryan something and bryan said, “oh thanks dad,” then immediately said, “please don’t tell shearsy.”
  • connor mcdavid
    • after that interview they did together (u kno the one) sid was giving him all sorts of advice and his hand was on his shoulder and he kept calling him “kid,” so, really, it’s not connor’s fault that he said, “bye, dad,” when it was time to leave
  • matt murray
    • IT WAS AFTER THE CUP WIN AND HE WAS DRUNK, SHUT UP, FLOWER
  • james neal
    • “nealsy…we’re the same age…”
  • NATHAN MACKINNON
    • at this point if nate ends a call with “bye dad, love you,” the avs honestly aren’t sure if it’s sidney or his actual father
  • tyler seguin
    • actually said “daddy”
Well, we knew this would happen, right? :-/

Originally posted by mirnahdz1

What’s with all the hate for Neal, anyway? If you’re not worried about C$, then why do you “hope he stays dead”? (Yes, I’ve already seen that more than once or twice.) That’s nice. Real nice. You don’t give a shit about Henry’s happiness, then, just your precious Twilight romance. What children! 

Henry misses knowing his father. If you’ll recall, he was tempted to bring him back when he became the Author.

One person even said that maybe Neal has unresolved issues because he realizes how awful he was to Emma and wants to apologize. Oh, really? 

LIKE THE NUMEROUS TIMES HE ALREADY HAS APOLOGIZED? YOU MEAN LIKE THOSE? Like in “Manhattan” (2x14)? Like on the beach in “Second Star to the Right” (2x21)? Like when they reunited in season 3? All of those times? I mean, how many times has Neal apologized to Emma for disappearing on her? 

(And BTW, Emma would have gone to jail for trying to fence the stolen watches, no matter what. It’s not like if Neal had shown up, they would have let her go!) 

A bunch of Hookers are really drunk on this stuff!

Originally posted by visual-orgasms

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“You’ve already walked out on Emma once. I’m not so sure she’s going to let you back in. Are you?”

HIS FACE THOUGH

He KNOWS deep down that Emma isn’t going to. He may not have been sure when he had seen them interact less, when he knew less about their relationship. He still doesn’t know the whole story. Up until he and Emma kiss, he probably isn’t sure whether he has a chance with her or not.

But after what happens in Neverland…he KNOWS she’s not going back, even though he didn’t hear her secret. He saw Neal’s “confession” and how she looked during it (spoiler alert: very upset/on the verge of tears). When Hook gave his “it will be because you want me” speech in 3x07, even as she says “It’s not a contest, Hook,” SHE SMILES.

He’s seen how she has responded to him being dependable for her and her family, and how she reacts to Neal generally. Obviously, there’s still some doubt there - he gets drunk after he sees Neal ask her out and Emma not say no. The way his somewhat knowing smirk disappears in the second gif as soon as Neal walks away shows his nervousness, too. But there’s a part of him that knows she isn’t going back to Neal, no matter how nervous he is that doing the right thing may result in him losing Emma.

LOOK AT MY BABY DOING THE RIGHT THING (AGAIN) WHEN IT MAY END UP PUTTING A WRENCH IN HIS OWN HAPPINESS

LOOK AT HIM HE HAS GROWN SO MUCHHHHH

thesaviourblog  asked:

“That hurt you son of a bitch…”

“The truth hurts, doesn’t it?” He slurred. Drunk Neal was not very nice, which Emma knew. In fact, he could be quite an ass, which was why he didn’t allow himself to get drunk often and never in front of the kids. But, every now and then, what he intended as personal drunken episodes, happened to be witnessed by Emma and her presence tended to make his self loathing worse.