thanks to @hedaclarks for the beautiful text

The worst Disneyland guests are teenagers. Consequently, Graduation Nights, when the park fills with surging oceans of high school seniors, are the absolute pit of hell. We try to cordon the teens off into California Adventure, so we can separate them from the sober guests. We also have the option to turn whole chunks of the park into makeshift detention centers if necessary, sort of like a more whimsical version of that movie The Siege.

But when you’ve got a bunch of recent graduates all getting hammered and taking Molly at the Mad Tea Party, things are going to get out of hand. One time, a kid wearing a neon Snuggie decided he had to free his naked form from that kush prison. As soon as he found an area that was relatively free of cast members, he tore that Snuggie loose and started running flappingly through the park. If nothing else, this job has taught me that “be naked at Disneyland” is on a surprising number of bucket lists.

6 Hidden Sides of Disneyland Only Employees Get to See

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” - Ernest Hemingway

Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party is now HALFWAY FUNDED on Kickstarter in less than one week! We are so flabbergasted and delighted, and to show our thanks, we wanted to share this Hemingway motion poster with you. 

Keep sharing! Keep tweeting! Keep pledging! We’re halfway there, and there’s so much more to come.

Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party - NOW ON KICKSTARTER!