drum god

Things you hear in Marching Band

“Zip me up”

“WHERE ARE MY DINKLES?!?”

“Im really thirsty”

“KILL ME”

“My calves hurt”

“Dut dut dut dut dut dut BALALALA”

“UNZIP ME NOW! I GOTTA PEEEE”

“Damnit”

“Damn Trumpets”

“Damn dippy flutes”

“GOD DAMNIT DRUM MAJORS AND YOUR WHISTLES”

“MY REED”

“THE SUUNNNN”

“Where the hell am I for this set”

“Shut up and play"

“Just stop breathing please. JUST DON’T BREATH.”

“Keep dem high toes”

“STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DAMN TROMBONE”

“I hate you all”

“What time is it”

“when did our band room grow grass?”

“*woodwinds sing their parts*”

“STOP PUSHING TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. WE ARE ALL THRISTY.”

“PAY ATTENTION”

“Run run run run RUN RUN RUN RUNNN!!!!”

“Sorry, I got band”

“FOR BANNDD!!!”

“FUCK YOUUU”

“I ship that saxophone guy with the flute girl”

“Damnit it’s raining”

“SCREW YOU MUD”

“NOT TODAY WEATHER GODS.”

“This one time at band camp”

“Remember the first time when we got onto the football field?”

“*gross sobbing*”

“Why the hell is that freshman better at back marching than me.”

“MARK TIME HUT AND 1, 2 READY GO.”

“I love you guys…”


~Add more if I forgot any XD

This is how it always starts.

He turns to you and with a waving hand instructs you to begin.

Smoke coils up your hips ever so delicately, filling your lungs with a scent that drives your mind to frenzy.

Your limbs go limp for only a moment before your very soul is ignited with the thrill of the music.

Your arms contort and sway.

Your breath quickens.

Hairs stand on end.

Every step brings you one step closer to the edge.

In this moment you belong to Him.

When it’s over, when the drum fades,

When the Smoke dissipates,

You return to your senses renewed, refreshed.

But still a piece of Him remains,

And it’s that piece that always calls you back.

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