drugs made me

broganes getting high?? nobody asked for it but i’m delivering

  • broganes once hotboxed shiros car and honestly.. keith has never been so high in his entire fucking life
  • keith was so high that when he tried to get out of the car he actually ended up tripping out and faceplanting - shiro found this hilarious and snorted so hard he started coughing up a lung
  • shiro gets lowkey impatient when keith takes too long to roll up and he’ll try and take over. keith doesn’t like this and they end up shoving each other while keiths trying to lick his damn papers
  • when their parents go away for the weekend, broganes will spend their time lounging on the couch and smoking bowls
  • broganes once made pot brownies for themselves and forgot to get rid of them all. these brownies ended up being served at the family dinner. both were mortified when their aunt started grinding on all the furniture
  • broganes regularly try to out-smoke each other and it always ends in them just falling asleep and then arguing about who fell asleep first
  • keith will use weed to get out of trouble with shiro

shiro: keith, did you break my damn controller?

keith: O.O

shiro: you did, didn’t you?

keith: [slowly offers the blunt he’s smoking to shiro]

shiro: ….

keith: ………..

shiro: [takes it] i hate you

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Bad Vampire Chronicles Aesthetics: Interview w/ the Vampires

u whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing alley cats and rats and staring for hrs at candles as if they were ppl and standing in the rain like a zombie until ur clothes are drenched and u smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics and have the look of a baffled idiot at the zoo.

(Inspired by Bad Shakespeare Aesthetics!)

I’m beginning to think only, like, 70% of the reason I love Shidge is because they’re my two favs and they would be so so sweet together it would rot your teeth. The other 30% is just spite. Pure “Fuck you, I do what I want” spite that rose from the ashes of people denouncing Shidge after the age reveal last year. Honestly I think that fits both Shiro and Pidge pretty well and I believe that it’s a beautiful shipper origin story.

anonymous asked:

'It is I, your local asshole!' Skywalker

Before anyone else could open their mouths, Skywalker beat everyone to the punch. “It is I, your local asshole, come with news.” He offered, arms spread.

Twelve councilors stared at him before looking at the mans master, said master who was busy rubbing the bridge of his nose with a deep, bone weary sigh escaping him. “Forgive him, the healers pumped him full of drugs… Anakin I thought you were going to let me do the talking?” He glanced at the other wearily.

The blond beamed at him, bouncing on the balls of his feet. “Master I don’t remember promising that.”

“…If I give you a lollypop, will you shut up?” Obi-Wan questioned and then reached into his belt to pull out said confectionery for the enthusiastically nodding padawan. “I’ll make a note for the healers not to give him this cocktail of painkillers…” He mumbled.

“Please do, he’s bouncing off all our shields.” Depa seemed amused despite it all.

Obi-Wan gave her a wry grin even as Anakin stuffed the bright purple lolly in his mouth, looking quite content with himself. “To the mission report then?”

“Please.” Mace grumbled quietly.

And so the sordid tale of a starting revolution they had come to help ease into peace came out as it became a firefight without equal until the rebel leader had come out victorious as the new president of the planet instead of the monarch who was currently in a stockade instead of on his throne as a new governmental system was put into place.

“So there’s was no chance of a peaceful solution then?” Mace rubbed the bridge of his nose.

Obi-Wan slowly stared at him, giving him a long look before he spoke. “Considering the monarch told the rebel leader that he’d wear her hat while waving her decapitated head in front of said rebel leaders weeping mother during our one attempted negotiation meeting, no, I don’t think so.” He offered dead panned. “So I believe that shuttle flew out before we even arrived.”

Mace lifted his head from his hand and Yoda’s ears rose high as even Shaak mouth dropped open. “I…see.” Mace returned weakly.

There was a short silence before Plo shifted forward. “And what happened with your padawan?” He questioned, raising his brows.

Obi-Wan slowly looked to his much too happy padawan and then back at Plo, eyebrow twitching faintly. “My padawan thought he could jump out of the palace from the top floor and land on the back of a Nutanda, a cattle like riding animal, so he could help the rebels to prevent more loss of life.” The redhead clearly resisted slapping the back of his padawan’s head.

Barely.

“…Well its commendable that he wanted to save lives.” Shaak tried, smothering the urge to giggle at the almost constipated look Obi-Wan was starting to sport.

“Oh yes, I’m more unhappy with the fact that he jumped from the top floor. That poor animal was scared half to death Anakin and then it threw you off, you broke four ribs!” Obi-Wan finally gave into his urges and slapped his whining padawan on the arm.

Tapping his claws together, Plo cleared his throat to get the two’s attention again. “…May I presume that you too are currently under a cocktail of drugs Master Kenobi?” He questioned.

Obi-Wan opened his mouth then closed it moments later before sighing and nodding.

“Thought so, you’re not quite…yourself.” Plo’s amusement leaked into the Force and he looked towards Yoda and Mace before exchanging clearly amused looks with Shaak.

“I think we have enough of a mission report Master Kenobi, please go to your quarters and… decompress.” The Korun said dryly.

Obi-Wan and Anakin both bowed as best they could before they headed out, the blond almost skipping a bit.

The doors closed behind them and there was silence for a few moments before the council broke into quiet snorts and chuckles.

“Cocktail of drugs indeed.” Yoda cackled.

COCO WAS SPECTACULAR

THERE WERE SO MANY TWISTS AND TURNS, SUCH GOOD REPRESENTATION AS WELL

OH GOD I GOT ALL CHOKED UP THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE

NOT JUST BECAUSE THE STORY WAS TOUCHING, BUT BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS, THE SCENERY, THE MUSIC WAS ALL SO BEAUTIFULLY MENDED TOGETHER AND IT JUST REMINDED ME OF WHY I LOVE FILM. THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. I AM SO MOVED AND INSPIRED HOLY FUCK I NEED TO WIPE THE TEARS FROM MY EYES I HAVENT SEEN A MOVIE THIS GOOD IN YEARS

THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND NOBODY I SAW IT WITH COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HOW GOOD MOVIES MAKE ME FEEL

JUST !! AHHHH !!!

I needed somewhere to vent positivity

GO SEE COCO!!

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