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anonymous asked:

The day the mercury retrograde started I found out the guy I've been seeing for like two months has a GIRLFRIEND THAT HE NEVER MENTIONED and he also dropped me like a hot potato and I found this out on INSTAGRAM and then my period was late (yikes!) so I had that anxiety to deal with while already furious about him (but it was a false alarm thank god) but then I overslept one day and was like an hour late for work and then I was also broke and my car ran out of gas so like this has been so shitty

what the hell oh my god the worst thing that has happened to me since the retrograde happened was that i got diarrhea does that even count

                                                                                     23.05.2XX5

Drop it like it’s hot?

The weather will get even hotter! Hardly believable but true. What might start as a great time to visit the pools in the city, will probably already by Monday lead to problems. Water shortage, people overheating, more animals running onto the street to search for water. And like usually, probably the people of the city going even more crazy than usual! Be prepared for more crimes and better try to not get sick, the hospitals will probably already be overrun!

Stay hydrated, think of your pets, and start saving water early on, no one knows if the city might need to start saving water and lower the usage of it.

Important Announcement!

To hopefully stop an even higher air pollution, until it rains again your car/motorbike might need to stay at home! Only lyrium or electricity fueled cars are allowed on the streets, beside the cars of law enforcement, ambulance and firetrucks! It’s time to use public transporting again! Or your bike.. or maybe even walk, if you live and work in a save area.

Job Market:

  • “Faded Fate” the biggest MMORPG that right now is on the market is looking for moderators and admins! If you know the game well, have leading qualities and have no problem to spend much time online in the fade, this is your chance!
  • The Daily News, the best Newspaper of New Thedas looks for new journalists and photographers after a few went.. missing..

Weatherforecast

HOT! The Weekend and beginning of next week will be so hot that it might even melt the heart of Venatori Magisters. HA joke, nothing can melt stone. Unless it turns to lava which would not much better. 

Stay hydrated, and think about your pets!

                           NEW THEDAS

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SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS REMIX

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drop it like it’s hooootdropitlikeits hoooot

OKAY BUT CAN WE APPRECIATE EVERYTHING THAT WENT ON TONIGHT:
-TAYLOR’S VOCALS WERE INCREDIBLE PER USUAL
-SHE DROPPED IT LIKE ITS HOT
-SHE STRUTTED DOWN THE CATWALK LIKE SHE WAS STEPPING ON THE THROATS OF HER ENEMIES
-MAROON SKIRT
-MUCH COOLER THAN MINE WAS SO FIERCE
-HER HEART WARMING SMILE
-KISSED LITTLE CHILDREN IN THE AUDIENCE
LOVE OF MY LIFE

Watch on kimberlymolinaro.tumblr.com

Dying. This makes me bust out laughing every time. 

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Uh! I’m a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat
That’s whiter than what’s spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that’s how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that’ll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don’t try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain’t gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P

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Did he say “herpes in the tub?”

Oh man, I love Snoop!

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Tagged by lifeisfitness and drop-set daaaaays ago. Not 6 but 5 selfies, but the last one is me as a baby so it counts as a million points. Sorry for my flat arms. BELIEVE ME OR NOT, THEY ARE BIGGER IN REALITY. anyway… I tag: theblack-titan kingsdoaskingsdo queenofthesaiyans coloradoswole cutielifts swolengineer sunalwaysshining losinginches and brittanimorris… Take ur time beautiful people!