drop my food

  • Psychic: *reads my mind
  • My mind: Fast food
  • Greasy
  • Taco
  • I love
  • Nacho bell grande
  • Cheesy gordita
  • I like your nachos
  • Like diarrhea
  • Man I really like
  • Taco bell
  • I know I can't
  • Watch you make my food
  • Drop on the floor
  • I think it's rude
  • Man I really like
  • Taco bell
  • [Chorus: ]
  • Here's to the Mexican
  • Who makes me my food (me gusta)
  • How is that I just ate
  • Now I have to poop
  • Fast food
  • Greasy
  • Taco
  • I love
  • Food like this
  • Could only come
  • From above [x2]
  • [Jay Joseph: ]
  • Robbed a taco store and asked them for a refill
  • Hey this is JRizzle
  • Listen up all y'all
  • I'm winning tacos just because of this gumball
  • I put chalupas where my mouth is
  • So watch this
  • Because I'm the dopest rapper
  • That you've ever messed with
  • Sir, welcome to Taco Bell
  • May I take your order
  • Yeah can I have a big mac and a pepsi
  • Sir we don't sell big macs
  • And some chicken nuggets
  • We don't have chicken nuggets either
  • Sauce!
  • T-A-C-O B-E double L
  • The cashier's name is Omar Vizquel
  • People always
  • Persecute me
  • But I know they'll die
  • For eating Chipotle
  • How is it that you
  • Could hate
  • Good old taco bell
  • And how is it that you
  • Could like Chipotle
  • We walked into the Taco Bell
  • Because I was craving some crunchy shell
  • The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah)
  • I was flying as high as a kite
  • And I looked up to my delight
  • They were having a special on chalupas
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • And as you know there was a man
  • Who preached the truth
  • On rock and sand
  • And Jesus won't hold your sins to you
  • And we all know that he broke the bread
  • But I know that St. Peter said
  • That his favorite food was chalupas
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • I love this song
  • Beef
  • It's a good song
  • And Cheese
  • Beef and cheese
  • Beef and cheese yeah
  • Beef and cheese in a taco shell yeah
  • Beef and cheese in a taco shell
  • Take that it'll make you fat
  • We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
  • Take that it'll make you fat
  • We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
  • Take that it'll make you fat
  • We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
  • Take that it'll make you fat
  • We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
  • Beef and cheese
  • Beef and cheese
  • And lettuce
  • Beef and cheese
  • Beef and cheese
  • And lettuce
  • Beef and cheese
  • Beef and cheese
  • Okay
  • And lettuce
  • Beef and beef and cheese
  • Now is the time
  • That we end this song
  • Without tacos
  • Life would be wrong
  • Man I really love taco bell
  • Michael was right
  • Tacos are great
  • If you're real hungry
  • They're open real late
  • Man I really love taco bell
  • [Chorus]
  • I'm full
  • So dude there's these two black guys in a bar
  • Hey shh we're still recording
  • [Unintelligible burps and noises and laughing]
  • Psychic: what the fuck
vine

Drop the pocket like it’s hot

$15 a month in food stamps

Last month Cal Fresh dropped my food stamps amount from $200 to $15 a month. They said my income is too much, and by too much they mean roughly $1,000 a month from social security, and that isn’t even enough to cover my rent, and puts me well below the poverty line. $15 a month for food is outrageous. Prisoners are literally treated better than this. Its easier to get access to food, shelter, and medical care as a prisoner than it is as a disabled person in the US. Just think about that for a minute. I would love to see the person that made the decision to cut my food stamps down to $15 try and survive on $15 a month for food, and $1,000 a month for everything else, including medical care which for me ends up being roughly $1,000 every month even with PPO insurance and MediCal as secondary insurance. The way that we treat our disabled community in this country is so fucking appalling. I wasn’t even allowed to get Cal Fresh food stamps for four years until a judge declared me legally disabled, and even now thats not enough. $15 a month is roughly $3.75 a week. Just soak that in. This past year i’ve been diagnosed with illnesses that will kill me sooner rather than later. I know I haven’t talked about it much on here, but I mention it now to put things in perspective: this is how America treats it’s dying, it’s suffering, and it’s disabled. America should be ashamed of this.

Note: I am not looking for money or accepting money, please don’t worry your beautiful hearts over this. I wrote this post because I wanted to share this story with as many people as possible (even if thats only a few people) so that more people can be aware that this is whats happening to disabled people and people living in poverty in the US right now.

So I ordered a pizza and when the pizza delivery guy got here I opened the door. And then we made eye contact and he didn't look away and then dropped his pen and almost dropped my food. Now,either I am the most ugliest thing on the planet or he wanted some of me
Seventeen Reacts to You Slapping Their Ass (Vocal Unit)

Jeonghan: “How’d I know you were going to do that?”  He shakes his head softly, “You naughty girl. I’ll have to teach you a lesson.”

Originally posted by fyoonjunghan

Joshua: “I almost dropped my food! I would never forgive you if that happened.” He kisses your cheek, “Just kidding, but don’t think I’ll let you get away with touching my butt again.” He pinches your butt, warning you and you blush.

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

Seungkwan: “It’s nice, isn’t it?” He has a smug smile on his face and you can tell he is proud of his bum. “Just do a lot of squats honey and you’ll have a great ass like mine.”

Originally posted by the8soo

DK: “You’re such a pervert.” He smiles widely when you grip his ass and he swats your hand away. “Would you like me to do that to you?”

Originally posted by shownusgrl

Woozi: Woozi was sleeping like usual and you would be fine with it if it wasn’t 3 in the afternoon! He didn’t wake up no matter how hard you tried so you slapped his butt, and hard. He wakes up slowly and he smiles when he sees you, “I’m up now, baby.”

Originally posted by xiuchens

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Welcome to my Weight Gain Blog!

Hey guys! I’m getting serious about weight gain. Its hard for me to gain and keep it on because of my fast metabolism so I am going to have to up my food intake considerably to meet my goal of 12 stone by the end of the year (I am 11 stone right now; hovering around 11 stone 2 or 3 pounds sometimes. I CAN get much higher, temporarily - I can eat double meals for a couple of days and get up to 11 stone 8 or 9 but then it drops as soon as I drop my food intake (and believe me, my regular food intake is well over the recommended daily intake)

So I need to find a way to fund my larger appetite and increased intake of food, which is where you guys come in. Your support has always been invaluable to me but right now I need as much of it as possible. There will be several ways to sponsor my gain available to you soon. On top of that, any reblogs and likes help me to spread the word! I wish I could give you all this weight gain content for free but the amount of food I need is way too much to actually keep going without help and my weight will start to drop.

As I continue on my journey there will be daily photos of my belly and weight gain progress on here, with more on my private weight gain blog, and lots of food updates, weigh-ins, videos and descriptions of what is happening to my body as I - hopefully - start to pile on the pounds.

This blog will open on August 1st along with information about how to sponsor a stuffing or become a full weight gain sponsor with all the perks that come with it. If you want to see me grow then this will be the blog to follow! 

Any contributions to my weight gain are so very gratefully received and all reblogs to spread the word about my new blog help so much! <3

It’s 5:08 am here and I’m wide awake …

ten happy things

thx jacinta @supertroupers for the tag i really enjoyed reading urs :’0

  1. my parents dropped off food for me while i was driving home friday night and i finally made some udon + shrimp and carrots and celery tonight and while it was mostly all already like prepackaged it was nice to “cook” something for once
  2. i got to spend most of last week with rae and meagan in dc/md and it was such a blast i’m so glad that we planned that trip!!! nothing like hanging out in my fave city with my faves
  3. i met up with my first internet friend from when i was 13/14 for the first time while driving up to dc on tues and we only got to hang out for an hour but it was super great bc we just hung out at a library and then got ice cream :’)
  4. speaking of ice cream i finally finished my haagen dazs coffee ice cream i got from prime now tonight and it was rlly satisfying to just like . hit the bottom and scoop it out so smoothly
  5. the first day of spring semester was supposed to be today but it was cancelled bc of the blizzard and guess what !!! tomorrow’s classes r also cancelled so i get to laze on the couch sum more
  6. i didn’t see one!! single bug today in my apartment like ??? what a miracle this almost never happens
  7. my upstairs neighbors have been relatively quiet the past two days so i am content and my knuckles r healing from punching the gotdam ceiling
  8. when it snowed friday night and saturday morning i heard a bunch of small kids come out and play in my complex’s courtyard it replenished me 
  9. i’m in a really comfortable position rn on my couch bc i put on pants a few hrs ago and felt weird until now + also my elbow hurts but not in this position!!! hallelujah 
  10. my water pitcher is decently full so future me will be happy about that and that makes present me happy

tagging @fuckyoujakku @cakebythemlbs @treesoflonliness @chaosprancing @aredhotmoon @wan-shailu

Baby: n….na….

Grandma: oh my god!! His first word is gonna be nana!!! Come on billy, say it, nana, nana!

Baby: Nacho bell grande
Cheesy gordita
I like your nachos
Like diarrhea
Man I really like
Taco bell
I know I can’t
Watch you make my food
Drop on the floor
I think it’s rude
Man I really like
Taco bell
Here’s to the Mexican
Who makes me my food (me gusta)
How is that I just ate
Now I have to poop
Fast food
Greasy
Taco
I love
Food like this
Could only come
From above
Robbed a taco store and asked them for a refill
Hey this is JRizzle
Listen up all y'all
I’m winning tacos just because of this gumball
I put chalupas where my mouth is
So watch this
Because I’m the dopest rapper
That you’ve ever messed with
Sir, welcome to Taco Bell
May I take your order
Yeah can I have a big mac and a pepsi
Sir we don’t sell big macs
And some chicken nuggets
We don’t have chicken nuggets either
Sauce!
T-A-C-O B-E double L
The cashier’s name is Omar Vizquel
People always
Persecute me
But I know they’ll die
For eating Chipotle
How is it that you
Could hate
Good old taco bell
And how is it that you
Could like Chipotle
We walked into the Taco Bell
Because I was craving some crunchy shell
The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah)
I was flying as high as a kite
And I looked up to my delight
They were having a special on chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
And as you know there was a man
Who preached the truth
On rock and sand
And Jesus won’t hold your sins to you
And we all know that he broke the bread
But I know that St. Peter said
That his favorite food was chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
I love this song
Beef
It’s a good song
And Cheese
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
Okay
And lettuce
Beef and beef and cheese
Now is the time
That we end this song
Without tacos
Life would be wrong
Man I really love taco bell
Michael was right
Tacos are great
If you’re real hungry
They’re open real late
Man I really love Taco Bell

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somewhat inspired by a fic that dontdierobb wrote a long while ago about Polnareff’s horrendous renditions of traditional arab cuisine, here’s my little fanart for it since this seems like the perfect opportunity!!

edit:

i found the fic i had to search high and low and i’m so sorry