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Preston Northwest:  I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh… horsemen of the apocalypse?

Pacifica Northwest: Dad!

Preston:  Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking.

Bill Cipher: Oh wow, that’s a great offer. How ‘bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?

-”Gravity Falls”

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“Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I’ve been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name’s Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!”  

-Bill Cipher, “Gravity Falls” 

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“It’s time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind. And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS! This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!”

-Bill Cipher, “Gravity Falls”

if i got hit by a bus and lived… i’d be so embarrassed.

really… say it out loud: “i was hit by a bus.”

and there will be a ton of people asking, “what happened to you?”  and you’ll have to say it over and over again…

and 10 years down the line you’ll be filling out your medical history for some doctor or procedure and have to write it out: “was hit by bus.”

and you’ll be hanging around with some friends one day and tell them you once fractured your liver… and of course they’re going to ask how.  

if i ever get hit by a bus i hope it’s the end. 

morbid?  skewed?  maybe.  whatever.