“Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I’ve been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name’s Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!”  

-Bill Cipher, “Gravity Falls” 


Preston Northwest:  I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh… horsemen of the apocalypse?

Pacifica Northwest: Dad!

Preston:  Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking.

Bill Cipher: Oh wow, that’s a great offer. How ‘bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?

-”Gravity Falls”

Episode Review: “It’s safe to say he’s not here for Hamilton tickets.” [S02E11]

So, what did we think about this week’s episode?

L: Whoa! Some really surprising turns this week. Lot of action, lot of tension. There were a couple of sour notes for me, but overall, I thought it was a really strong episode. 

Y: I agree, it was a really strong episode, one that focused on a lot of Blindspot’s core themes, but like you, there are a few sour notes in there for me too.

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“It’s time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind. And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS! This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!”

-Bill Cipher, “Gravity Falls”

The guys talking about conquests
  • Theo: Well I've had Daphne, Pansy, and both patil twins just this week
  • Blaise: how droll, I've had a different girl each night, sometimes multiple the same day
  • Draco: I've managed to keep Ganger for a whole year
  • Theo & Blaise: well.....
  • Draco: Sometimes its quality over quantity