driving the americas

The Signs as Food Network Shows
  • Aries: Cutthroat Kitchen
  • Taurus: Iron Chef America
  • Gemini: Beat Bobby Flay
  • Cancer: The Kitchen
  • Leo: Food Network Star
  • Virgo: Worst Cooks in America
  • Libra: Cupcake Wars
  • Scorpio: Restaurant Impossible
  • Sagittarius: Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
  • Capricorn: Barefoot Contessa
  • Aquarius: The Great Food Truck Race
  • Pisces: Guys Grocery Games

honestly if i was in charge of writing the screenplays for the cap trilogy, i literally wouldn’t be happy to call civil war the end of my story? like after i’d worked so damn hard to create interesting, well thought out, personal and intimate and yet still intense and impactful screenplays for the beginning and middle of my story, i would be so angry with myself if i then rounded the story off with what was essentially a filler chapter full of plot holes, an overload of characters, minimal character development and a disconnect from the rest of the story. idk, i just feel like i’d need another film to finish that story, because i wouldn’t be able to happily sit back and say that the story was done currently

Meanwhile, in Romerica
  • America: ...so I'll just pick you up, then we can-
  • Romano: Wait, how come I never drive?
  • America: ...Uh...
  • Romano: It's because you think I'm a bad driver isn't it?
  • America: What? Pffft! No! Of course not!
  • Romano: Good, 'cause I'm driving tonight.
  • America: *Sweats* cool bro.
  • [Later]
  • Romano, driving 75mph in a 45mph: GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY! FUCK YOU TOO! WHO'RE HONKING AT? HERE, I CAN HONK TOO!
  • America, crying softly: This is it. This is the end.