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Momma said to call if anything bad happens

A/N: I can’t believe it’s been so long since I updated this. I miss it so much. Catch up on the masterlist!

Before the Series

Dean’s age-17

Sam’s age-13

Reader’s age-3, almost 4

Nearly a year had passed since John had heard from your mom and it has taken a large toll on every one of the Winchesters. Sam was sad, Dean was worried, and John was angry. They were told that you’d be coming back into their lives soon but then your mom went radio silent, no longer calling, sending letters, she didn’t even tell Bobby where you two were or what you were doing.

It was like you just vanished.

John had tried to track you down a few times, however in order to do it properly he would have to investigate the deaths of your mother’s family, which took him away from finding out what killed Mary. He was torn and tried his hardest to do both at the same time, but it proved to be too difficult.

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Being in a relationship with Lucifer would include:

Originally posted by dailytomellis

Warning: Smut, drugs

A/N: *smirks*

  • Him playing the piano for you, singing a song he wrote for you.
  • You never touching his scars because he doesn’t like that. 
    • But you still telling him that he’s magnificent.
  • You worrying when he goes solving crimes with Detective Decker. 
    • You always telling him to be careful.
    • Also telling him to keep his mouth shut before he gets shot.
    • Secretly asking Detective Decker if she could keep an eye on him.
  • Babysitting Trixie from time to time. 
  • Maze accepting you after some warm up time.
    • She actually showing you how to be a bartender when you’re bored. 
  • Amenadiel being very polite, but wary of you.
    • Him not trusting Lucifer and him thinking you’re just his toy, nothing serious.
    • You calling him Ami just because.
  • Sometimes chilling at the Lux because it’s Lucifer’s home and loving it when he plays the piano and sings.
    • Being jealous when the ladies stare lustly at him.
    • “Don’t be jealous, [Y/N]. Green doesn’t suit you.” 
    • “Well, if that redhead touches you again, I’ll murder her ass and drag her corpse to the garbage bins.“
  • You calling Lucifer nicknames.
    • Luci.
    • Luce.
    • Lightbringer.
    • Wings.
    • Chicken wings when you’re drunk or high.
    • Daddy when you’re drunk and horny.
  • Getting drunk together. 
  • Doing cocaine together. 
    • He absolutely loves to snort cocaine off of your chest. 
    • You do like the same. 
    • Him taking care that you don’t do to much cocaine because he knows that mortals end up dead after an overdose.
  • You making him talk about whatever he wants to talk about because you love his accent. 
  • Driving with his super fast car around the city.
    • Him not liking that you want to drive because he thinks he’s a better driver.
    • Also, him having better reflexes.
  • Going out on dates and him always paying, although you don’t want him to.
  • Pervy jokes all the time. 
  • Your first time together being spontaneous. 
    • It’s gentle and passionate with lots of kissing and touching. 
  • Soft sex.
    • Despite what others might think, Lucifer can be very tender. 
  • Rough sex. 
    • Lucifer having the stamina of a horse.
    • Handcuffs, hot wax, ropes, blindfolds, cocaine, alcohol, gags.
    • Him showing you all the positions you didn’t even know they exist. 
    • Having sex everywhere. 
      • Bed, couch, car, floor, piano. 
  • Oral sex. 
    • Almost always to ‘warm up’. 
    • Him making you quiver when he pleasures you. 
  • Maybe a ménage à trois.
  • Cuddling. 
    • Both being the big and smal spoon. 
  • Lucifer confessing that he’s indeed the Devil and you not believing him until he shows you his true face. 
    • You slapping him is your first reaction, then screaming in denial and anger, and then calming down before asking him about everything.
    • You slapping him after he tells you that one of his powers allows him to ask about your darkest desire. Of course he has asked you that question the second time you’ve met. 
reasons i ship garvez
  • the way luke looks at penelope
  • “newbie”
  • when they’re in the car together and luke’s driving super fast and “lurchy” but he keeps reaching over and grabbing penelope’s arm to make sure she’s okay
  • that bit when penelope almost calls him tall dark and handsome but panics and calls him blandsome instead
  • the way luke looks at penelope
  • remember the scene where luke was walking down the middle of the street but saw her about to step off the curb and changed his course just so he could hold her hand and help her step down yeah that part
  • how penelope was crying in her office and luke was concerned and after he said he couldn’t leave her like that she opened up to him about reid
  • the way luke looks at penelope
  • when penelope gets him a camo collar for his dog and his face absolutely lights up and his huge smile puts an equally huge smile on her face
  • how luke constantly looks both amused and intrigued by her
  • the fact that he specifically went out and bought her a cute little cat stress toy after he found her crying like oh my goodness
  • the way luke looks at penelope
  • “if i ever do become the someone you want to go to when you’re crying, i’m here”
  • the someone”, not just “someone”, like w o w
  • luke comforting penelope and holding her during reid’s arraignment
  • when penelope finally calls him by his first name and luke is so happy and he calls her by her first name too in such a flirtatious tone and she tells him to be in the moment
  • the way luke looks at penelope
Business!AU Headcanons for The Squad

I have no clue what this is, but I love this so enjoy. (I also know Alex usually isn’t apart of these, but hush it makes sense)


  • The company is owned by Charles Xavier
  • His business partner is Warren Worthington ii
  • Who is also an investor
  • And their is attorney Erik Lensherr
  • He doesn’t stop by that often
  • While Charles practically lives there
  • He likes to see his company thrive
  • Almost like a father


  • Alex is the Office Manager
  • And honestly, he hates his job
  • Alex always has to stop the younger employees from doing dumb things
  • But his job is also to punish them??? its contradicting
  • There have been so many times when Alex saved them from getting fired
  • He cares but just acts like he doesn’t
  • Alex is done with everything, and no one even cares when he falls asleep in his office
  • Give this man the promotion he was promised
  • And a hug, he needs it


  • Scott is work in the I.T Department
  • Actually he’s the whole I.T Department and by Department I mean closet filled with wires  
  • Everyone is pretty sure he only go the job because of Alex
  • ….It is
  • He’s good at his job even if he’s done with everyone
  • “Peter stop eating and using the tablets you’ll ruin them.”
  • “Warren that’s not what a mouse if for!”
  • “Ororo look, I know the new system sucks, I’ve been trying to fix it from a fucking closet!”
  • Scott does like helping Jean set up her presentations
  • He usually says behind to make sure there are “No technical difficulties.”


  • Jean is totally going to be the next CEO
  • No one ever sees her leave the building
  • Sometimes her and Charles will have late night conversations since they are both still there working
  • Honestly Jean works so hard, and everyone loves her
  • When there’s a new employee everyone tell them to talk to Jean
  • Jean has an office, which Warren let her have
  • He didn’t use it anyways, but “Jean don’t tell anyone…”
  • “Okay Warren, but thanks.”  
  •  Jean actually likes to spend most time of her time the main officer area
  • She likes it better than being alone 


  • Jubilee is the bubbly Human Resources Manager
  • She’s also like the part time therapist and she always knows the gossip
  • Jubilee always tries to have those group retreats
  • And team building exercises
  • “We need to work together! Guys c'mon, please.”
  • No one usually goes, except for Kurt and sometimes Warren
  • Jubilee also knows everything that’s going on
  • It’s kind of scary, she just knows everyone’s problems and random personal facts
  • No one knows how she does it, but its useless to keep a secret from her
  • Jubilee always find out


  • Kurt is one of the interns
  • He is so overworked it isn’t even funny
  • He’s been there for so long yet no promotion and he doesn’t even have an office
  • Just a shitty cubicle beside Peter 
  • Everyone makes Kurt do everything
  • Getting coffees, helping fill out paperwork
  • He delivers the mail, even though there is a mail boy Kurt just does it better
  • Everyone jokes they never see Kurt sit down
  • He just does everything  


  • Ororo works in finance
  • She rarely leaves her office
  • It’s far away from everyone and quiet
  • Peter started a rumor she isn’t even real
  • Most people thinks she’s mean, but she’s really nice when you talk to her
  • Jean and her often bond over spreadsheets
  • Even Warren likes her, he tends to hide in her office a lot
  • Ororo is very composed and professional but everyone remembers the time she got super drunk at the Christmas party


  • Peter is also an intern
  • But he does nothing
  • Everyone wonders why he isn’t fired, but there is a scandal that he’s Erik son  
  • Peter often just pulls pranks, but can be helpful when needed
  • Which is rare
  • He likes to fuck with Scott the most
  • “Okay who tied all my wires together?”
  • But if Kurt asks Peter to drive him somewhere Peter will 100% do it
  • Which is good (or bad) because Peter drives super fast
  • And Peter uses any excuse he can get to leave the office


  • Warren has a job, but no one really knows what it is
  • He really only works there because of his dad
  • But Warren can actually do his job really well but he’d rather not
  • He’d just rather be the office hottie
  • Which he knows
  • Warren does keep a flask in his desk
  • Some people wonder why Alex hasn’t reported him to H.R
  • Rumor has it they were a thing…who knows………….  
  • Warren will definitely stand up for the little guy 
  • Someone once got pissed at Kurt for bringing the wrong coffee and Warren totally didn't get them fired
  • Or slash their tires

Sorry I forgot to post these yesterday, I was busy, but enjoy!!

~ Mac

People say the columbine community is fucked up yet I can list a couple of things that are way more fucked up than the columbine blogs like:
1. Incest pages here on tumblr. What the actual hell?
2. Rape pages on tumblr. Again what the actual hell?
3. People who talk about hurting animals. Fuck you.
4. People who drive super slow in the fast lane. Go fast or go home.
5. Having to be 21 to drink but 18 to serve your country, the logic here is insane.
7. People who post constant gym selfies while at the gym, I don’t care and nobody else does either.
8. When Netflix buffers
9. The sound of vacuum cleaners. Man them fuckers are annoying
10. Having to pay for shit, I’m poor and I can’t afford no damn motherfucking 50 dollar eye shadow. Da fuck I look like? I work at big lots for crying out loud, okay “get a better job they said” “you’ll make more money” they said,
But they forget to leave out the part where I’m dead ass tired all the time because all I do is *rihanna voice* WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK

I honestly forgot where I was going with this…

I find it funny that everyone just kinda thinks that Mondo’s gang allways drives super fast and everyone is super cool and people die all the time in crashes like Daiya

When actually it’s mostly just bunch of kids (usually from small towns) annoying adults, driving very very slowly in wide zigzag, blocking the road and making ungodly noise with their bikes

Bosozokus are basically the most annoying biker teens with most ridiculous bikes (and nowadays, cars) ever

paatracleo  asked:

20-30 😝

ship ask meme

20. say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. which song is playing?
i feel like they would do something slow, old and cozy. billie holiday or something. it’s a bit cheesy but they’re both into it. 

21. what is their song? like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?
hmmm i don’t know. they need to talk about this. they definitely need a song

22. what song do they listen to while going on a joyride?
something loud and fun with words so that they don’t have to talk tbh.

23. what kinda joyrides do they go on? relaxing ones or wild ones?
wild ones definitely B) lola probably likes it when they drive super fast, just the two of them on an empty road out of the city.

24. where would they vacation for a honeymoon
somewhere warm and desolate and far away. it feels like the world belongs to just the two of them. it does for a little while.

25. do people ever get annoyed of their pda
i feel like lola would shy away from pda at first but then open more to it as time goes on—–and then it would definitely become annoying, yes.

26. would they live in the city or the country
let’s be real they’re both dumb city slickers

27. which ones the red which ones the blue
noah is blue and lola is red. 

28. are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope
they both definitely have their own unresolved mental issues. i think it would be one of those cases where they don’t really need to talk about it in order for the other to understand what’s going on; they just sort of know. and they’re both doing their past to make sure the other is comfortable and safe. small touches here and there and one of them wrapping themselves around each other in a hug. tiny kisses and gestures that mean the world.

29. does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there
UM noah when she kisses his neck tbh. he’s very weak. 

30. do they dance together
i can imagine one of those silly-turned-serious scenarios. noah thinks it’s stupid at first as they slow dance on her living room floor, but then they find a rhythm to it, a balance between the two of them. it becomes something that they like to do together when one of them is feeling down or sad.

the avengers are actually just massive and occasionally petty children
  • tony stark: please be a secret door please be a secret door please be a secret do-[higher pitch] yay!!
  • natasha romanoff: [driving super fast on a rly cool bike passing civilians on a dangerous mission] beep beep sorry
  • thor: [after he and tony have finished boasting about their gfs] jane's better
  • cap: [just threw one of ultrons minions over a bridge] what?? didn't finish
  • pietro maximoff: [to wanda] you do know i'm twelve minutes older right?