drive scene

  • (Scrapyard, Bumblebee drives into the scene and transforms)
  • Bumblebee: Everyone! Come here! You gotta hear this! Sideswipe! Strongarm! Drift! Grimlock! Fixit!
  • Team: What happened, Lieutenant?
  • Bumblebee: Guys, I got breaking news! You know our show that ended and was replaced by Cyberverse? Well, one fan decided she's going to make new stories about us!
  • Team: EEEEEEH?!
  • Sideswipe: Y-you mean it, Bee?
  • Bumblebee: Yes! In fact, she already started!
  • Team: Uh? (look at the screen) EEEH?!
  • Sideswipe: It's true! We're back at service, baby!
  • *all team cheer*
  • Strongarm: Sir, are you sure this will work?
  • Bumblebee: What do you mean, Strongarm?
  • Strongarm: Well, we weren't that much liked by fans when the original show started. I mean, they liked you and Optimus Prime, because of Transformers: Prime, and the Decepticons had some attention, but in other aspects, we pretty much failed in charm the public.
  • Bumblebee: Don't be like this, cadet. We had a good fandom, despite of this whole thing. I eamn, we managed to last through three seasons and we all know 3 or 4 means something, look at the Rescue Bots.
  • Drift: Not to mention the merchandise was never disappointing.
  • Grimlock: And the shipping and fanfics and drawings...
  • Bumblebee: Exactly! We haven't exactly surpassed our predecessor with innovation, but we managed to achieve a satisfying goal, by lasting for as long as we could.
  • Strongarm: I guess... but if this girl really plans to continue our show, I hope she does it properly. We all know how bad things can get when storytelling and character rewriting goes wrong...
  • Team: *gulp, thinking about cartoon reboots*
  • Steeljaw: Greetings! *team snaps out of the thoughts and look at him*
  • Sideswipe: Uh, great. What's HE doing here?
  • Bumblebee: Yeah, she wants him on the show as well, but not as an enemy.
  • Strongarm: Eh?! She wants him on our team?!
  • Steeljaw: I'm not completely pleased as well, but she did make some good points and headcanons. Besides, you know very well as I do that Decepticons were a huge... as I can say, attractive factor to some fans.
  • Grimlock: *blushes* It's true. You should see the fanfic material...
  • Bumblebee: Anymore questions? Or you're up for the challenge?
  • Drift: I am concerned about the storytelling.
  • Bumblebee: She'll get help to keep the characters' essence. No infantilization.
  • Sideswipe: Will-
  • Bumblebee: Windblade will come over, and maybe our previous humans friends as well. She wants to also explore the concepts of multiverse, so we might have contact with other Transformers universes.
  • Fixit: You are pretty well informed, sir.
  • Bumblebee: Well, she DID liked me and Steeljaw a lot.
  • Steeljaw: Can't deny a fan's wish... and her hormones' attack whenever she hears my voice.
  • Bumblebee: *giggle* So, are we ready?
  • Strongarm: ...eh, I guess.
  • Sideswipe: Let's do this!
  • Grimlock: OH YEAH!
  • Drift: Challenge accepted.
  • Fixit: Will blue-new-do!
  • Bumblebee: Steeljaw? *extends his hand*
  • Steeljaw: *rools his eyes, and smiles, taking his hand*
Full list of references in Taylor’s LWYMMD music video (in order)
  • Nils Sjoberg gravestone - The pseudonym she used when ghostwriting TIWYCF with Calvin Harris
  • Bathtub full of gems - Referencing what Taylor said about her persona in Blank Space music video (“like she jets sets around the world, collecting men and she can get any of them but she’s so clingy that they leave and then she cries in her marble bathtub surrounded by pearls’”)
  • Single dollar in bathtub - Sexual assault lawsuit trial against David Mueller where she countersued for $1 and won 
  • Throne of snakes - Kimye/Famous phone call incident, aka “Taylor Swift is #Exposed as a snake” 
  • Et tu brute? - Reference to Shakespeare when Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed in the back by someone he thought a friend (Katy Perry & stealing dancers incident?)
  • Car crash scene - (“Driving a Maserati down on a dead end street”) 2014 Grammy’s when she was made fun of for thinking she won Album of the Year (aka Red should’ve deserved a Grammy)
  • Car crash outfit/look - Resemblance to Katy Perry; reference to her feud with Katy (plus, a possible dig at her having 0 grammy’s while taylor has 10)
  • Robbing a bank called “Stream Co” - Taylor’s battle with Spotify/streaming services, for which she was called “money hungry” and “greedy”
  • Army of mannequins scene - Criticism of her group of famous friends aka “girl squad” being a cult of all skinny, pretty white girls/models
  • I <3 TS Shirts of Male Dancers - Referencing Tom Hiddleston wearing a I <3 TS shirt; referencing the media mockery of her relationship with Tom Hiddleston


[END SCENE WITH 15 TAYLORS]

  • Her Surprise Face (“stop making that surprised face, it’s so annoying” “you can’t possibly be that surprised all the time” ) - Reference to people making fun of her for looking so surprised/shocked at award shows
  • “What’s with that bitch?” “DON’T CALL ME THAT” - Reference to Kanye’s “Famous”; how she was never told that he would refer to her as “bitch” in the song
  • “Oh, stop acting like you’re so nice, you are so fake” - Reference to criticism of Taylor being “fake” and not the friendly/nice/sweet girl she “poses” as
  • “Oh there she goes, playing the victim, again” - Reference to common criticism of Taylor always “playing the victim” 
  • “Getting receipts, gonna edit this later” - Reference to Kim K’s (clearly edited) recording of phone conversation between Taylor and Kanye 
  • “I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative” - Reference to Taylor’s response to Kim K’s recording 
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KiHo in Newton MV

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The stages of saying ❝I love you❞ (Alec Version)

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justgonnausethisurl: I beg remusjohnslupin to make any future HP edit concerning characters whose ethnicity hasn’t been precisely described by the author, with poc actors/models. I want to see the racists be driven into madness. 

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important canonical information to keep in mind re: the sarchengsey road trip
  • gansey has good 2D dimensional spatial awareness, he is good at parallel parking, & he learned about cars well enough to take care of the pig.
  • in trb blue drives slowly down the street and still nearly runs into a car parked on the curb; by trk she has graduated to doing a “slow but creditable” job at parallel parking.
  • henry responds to his car making a noise by stopping it on the side of the road and having a very aglionby meltdown about how he doesn’t want to die. he doesn’t race and knows nothing about engines, but has destroyed at least one electric car in an unspecified manner. also he is the kind of driver who puts his parking brake on while the car is still in gear to talk to a girl, and then forgets to take it off, and then dramatically slams on the gas pedal while the parking brake is still on. it’s possible that has something to do with how that other car came to be ruined.