Avengers Chatroom: Hello, Ladies
Requested by the wonderful @seapanda02
A/N: No Reader insert in this. Perhaps the reader is visiting Star-Lord, or vacationing with Wade. *Game Narrator Voice* The choice is yours!
Peter has created a chatroom.
Peter has invited Wanda, Nat, Sharon.
Peter: Hello, ladies.
Peter: How are you on this fine evening?
Sharon: Omg this is so cute.
Wanda: Hi Peter.
Nat: Well. How are you?
Peter: Great, now that I am graced with your beauty.
Peter: Are you giggling because you’re flustered? ;)
Nat: No, because this is hilarious.
Wanda: Aren’t we a bit too old for you?
Peter: Oh c’mon. There’s nothing else to do at this party. Might as well talk to the most beautiful ladies here.
Bucky has joined the chat.
Bucky: Omg this is great
Bucky has added Sam.
Sam: I never thought the kid had it in him.
Bucky: Hey Kid, watch out for Nat. I heard she kills her partners after.
Peter: I would die happy.
Sharon: Look at him!
Peter: Have I ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?
Wanda: Sam, Bucky. Stop laughing so much. You’ll choke on your drink.
Bucky has added Steve.
Bucky: Look out, he’s going to steal your girl.
Sharon: Well, he is cuter.
Steve: I have been bested it seems.
Wanda: This is pretty cute.
Peter: Hellooooo, is it me you’re looking for?
Sam: Shit I choked on my drink
Peter: Are you google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Nat: How adorable.
Bruce has joined the chat.
Bruce: Hey, Spider-kid. Back off.
Wanda: Maybe Peter should not flirt with Nat.
Bucky: Uh oh. Bruce doesn’t look too happy.
Steve: I agree.
Peter: Will you be the Princess Leia to my Han Solo, Nat?
Bruce: I’ll be the Kylo Ren to your Han Solo if you don’t stop flirting with her.
Nat: Leave him alone Bruce, he’s not being serious.
Sam: He looks so pissed. Kid, stick to Wanda and Sharon.
Peter: You got it, Sir. Sorry!
Bruce has left the chat.
Nat has left the chat.
Sam: Nat is not impressed with him.
Bucky: R.I.P Bruce.
Sharon: I’ll be your Princess Leia. Steve you can be his Chewbacca :)
Steve: As you wish, Princess.
Peter: You’re the Obi-Wan for me Sharon.
Wanda: And me? I see how it is.
Peter: Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City, Wanda?
Peter: I hope we’re not related, because I’d like to kiss you.
Bucky: I can’t stop laughing. Go on, kid!
Vision has joined the chat.
Peter: Most beautiful, you are.
Now, Mr. Parker, I believe that you should leave Miss Maximoff alone, she doesn’t seem to have any true interest in you.
Sam: Did you have to phase in front of him? He looks like he might piss himself.
Wanda: It’s okay, Vis.
Vision has left the chat.
Wanda: I should probably go check on him.
Wanda has left the chat.
Peter: I guess that just leaves you, Sharon.
Peter: May I have this dance?
Sharon: Of course :)
Bucky: I have never seen Steve laugh this much.
Sam: Can you blame him? I’m in tears.
Steve: Sorry kid but I’m going to have to steal Sharon away from you for a bit.
Peter: Farewell, my love.
Sharon has left the chat.
Steve has left the chat.
Bucky: But I was enjoying that!
Peter: Arm wrestle me?
Bucky: Nah, I could hurt you.
Peter: If I recall I caught your arm with ease. Maybe it needs some oiling.
Bucky: Go back to flirting with the girls.
Peter: I thought you were a girl.
Sam: Spat out my drink. Worth it.
Peter: I’m just joking. Mr Stark said this party would be fun but it’s not.
Peter: Hey Sam
Peter: So you like birds, huh?
T’Challa has joined the chat.
T’Challa has left the chat.
Bucky: Who’s laughing now, Sam?
Peter: Can we take a selfie?
Sam: Stop with the puppy dog eyes.
Bucky: It’s not going to work.
Sam: Okay fine!
Peter: I knew you two loved me. You have to pout though.
Bucky: Yeah whatever.
Sam: I’m not pouting!
Sam: I will out pout you.
Peter: Thanks for putting up with me :)
Sam: You’re not so bad kid.
Bucky: Maybe you should go give it another shot with Wanda?
Sam has added Hope.
Sam: Or her.
Hope: Hey :)
Hope has added Scott.
Peter: Did you know my suit is made of boyfriend material?
Scott: Now listen, kid. We are old enough to be your parents.
Hank has joined the chat.
Hank: I’d choose the kid over you any day.
Scott: Wait what
Scott: I thought I had your blessings?!
Hank has left the chat.
Hope: Oh boy.
Hope has left the chat.
Scott has left the chat.
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: I understand why Peter would be on his phone, but you two? Explanation, now.
Bucky: Cause this is more fun than your party.
Tony: EXCUSE ME WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CELEBRATING OUR REUNION AFTER FIGHTING EACH OTHER. MY PARTY IS GREAT.
Sam has left the chat.
Bucky has left the chat.
Tony: My party is fun, right kid?
Peter: It kinda sucks, Mr Stark.
Peter has left the chat.
Tony: NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO ANYMORE OF MY PARTIES!
Tony has left the chat.