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Avengers Chatroom: Hello, Ladies

Requested by the wonderful @seapanda02

Based on this post

A/N: No Reader insert in this. Perhaps the reader is visiting Star-Lord, or vacationing with Wade. *Game Narrator Voice* The choice is yours!


Peter has created a chatroom.

Peter has invited Wanda, Nat, Sharon.

Peter: Hello, ladies.

Peter: How are you on this fine evening?

Sharon: Omg this is so cute.

Wanda: Hi Peter.

Nat: Well. How are you?

Peter: Great, now that I am graced with your beauty.

Peter: Are you giggling because you’re flustered? ;)

Nat: No, because this is hilarious.

Wanda: Aren’t we a bit too old for you?

Peter: Oh c’mon. There’s nothing else to do at this party. Might as well talk to the most beautiful ladies here.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: Omg this is great

Bucky has added Sam.

Sam: I never thought the kid had it in him.

Bucky: Hey Kid, watch out for Nat. I heard she kills her partners after.

Peter: I would die happy.

Sharon: Look at him!

Peter: Have I ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

Wanda: Sam, Bucky. Stop laughing so much. You’ll choke on your drink.

Bucky has added Steve.

Bucky: Look out, he’s going to steal your girl.

Sharon: Well, he is cuter.

Steve: I have been bested it seems.

Wanda: This is pretty cute.

Peter: Hellooooo, is it me you’re looking for?

Sam: Shit I choked on my drink

Nat: Good.

Peter: Are you google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

Nat: How adorable.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Hey, Spider-kid. Back off.

Wanda: Maybe Peter should not flirt with Nat.

Bucky: Uh oh. Bruce doesn’t look too happy.

Steve: I agree.

Peter: Will you be the Princess Leia to my Han Solo, Nat?

Bruce: I’ll be the Kylo Ren to your Han Solo if you don’t stop flirting with her.

Nat: Leave him alone Bruce, he’s not being serious.

Sam: He looks so pissed. Kid, stick to Wanda and Sharon.

Peter: You got it, Sir. Sorry!

Bruce has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Sam: Nat is not impressed with him.

Bucky: R.I.P Bruce.

Sharon: I’ll be your Princess Leia. Steve you can be his Chewbacca :)

Steve: As you wish, Princess.

Peter: You’re the Obi-Wan for me Sharon.

Wanda: And me? I see how it is.

Peter: Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City, Wanda?

Peter: I hope we’re not related, because I’d like to kiss you.

Bucky: I can’t stop laughing. Go on, kid!

Vision has joined the chat.

Peter: Most beautiful, you are.

Wanda: Awwwww

Vision: Now, Mr. Parker, I believe that you should leave Miss Maximoff alone, she doesn’t seem to have any true interest in you.

Sam: Did you have to phase in front of him? He looks like he might piss himself.

Bucky:

Wanda: It’s okay, Vis.

Vision has left the chat.

Wanda: I should probably go check on him.

Wanda has left the chat.

Peter: I guess that just leaves you, Sharon.

Peter: May I have this dance?

Sharon: Of course :)

Bucky: I have never seen Steve laugh this much.

Sam: Can you blame him? I’m in tears.

Steve: Sorry kid but I’m going to have to steal Sharon away from you for a bit.

Peter: Farewell, my love.

Sharon has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Bucky: But I was enjoying that!

Peter: Arm wrestle me?

Bucky: Nah, I could hurt you.

Peter: If I recall I caught your arm with ease. Maybe it needs some oiling.

Bucky: Go back to flirting with the girls.

Peter: I thought you were a girl.

Sam: Spat out my drink. Worth it.

Peter: I’m just joking. Mr Stark said this party would be fun but it’s not.

Peter: Hey Sam

Peter: Hey

Peter: Hey

Sam: What?

Peter: So you like birds, huh?

T’Challa has joined the chat.

T’Challa: Karma.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Bucky: Who’s laughing now, Sam?

Peter: Can we take a selfie?

Sam: No.

Peter: Please?

Bucky: No.

Sam: Stop with the puppy dog eyes.

Bucky: It’s not going to work.

Sam: Okay fine!

Peter: I knew you two loved me. You have to pout though.

Bucky: Yeah whatever.

Sam: I’m not pouting!

Bucky: CHICKEN.

Sam: I will out pout you.

Peter: Thanks for putting up with me :)

Sam: You’re not so bad kid.

Bucky: Maybe you should go give it another shot with Wanda?

Sam has added Hope.

Sam: Or her.

Hope: Hey :)

Hope has added Scott.

Peter: Did you know my suit is made of boyfriend material?

Scott: Now listen, kid. We are old enough to be your parents.

Hank has joined the chat.

Hank: I’d choose the kid over you any day.

Scott: Exactly

Scott: Wait what

Scott: I thought I had your blessings?!

Hank has left the chat.

Hope: Oh boy.

Hope has left the chat.

Scott has left the chat.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: I understand why Peter would be on his phone, but you two? Explanation, now.

Bucky: Cause this is more fun than your party.

Tony: EXCUSE ME WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CELEBRATING OUR REUNION AFTER FIGHTING EACH OTHER. MY PARTY IS GREAT.

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Tony: My party is fun, right kid?

Peter: It kinda sucks, Mr Stark.

Peter has left the chat.

Tony: NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO ANYMORE OF MY PARTIES!

Tony has left the chat.