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anonymous asked:

Hi! Can I ask for headcanons of cute dates for Izaya and Shizuo with their s/o?


- He loves café dates, especially during summer time when you can sit outside the shop. He gets to spend time with his beloved and won’t miss out on any events concerning his humans if something were to catch his eye.

- also likes taking them to the park or just for window shopping in the city, basically anything where he can combine his two favorite things

- every date has to include a stop at a purikura which is probably the only place you’ll get to see him make funny faces and poses without holding back

- if it’s been a really long time since the last date, every drink is on him, only drinks though so bring your purse

- generally he never plans his dates and spontanously decides with you what to do

- another possibility are stay at home dates

-this man lives off kombini food so cooking (keep an eye on him though) and eating together at home is heaven for him

- watching movies with him can go two ways
1. He analyses the characters in the movie and either compliments them or finds faults in almost every move the characters did (need I mention that he WILL write a comment about this movie on the internet under some fake name)
2. He enjoys it, but can’t shut up and talks to you the whole time

- when the two of you are alone he likes to keep you close and hold you, since he can’t and doesn’t want to hold your hand or somethig in public because of all his enemies

- needless to say, if anybody dares to disturb his dates they will be picked on for at least a month mercilessly no matter the reason


- dates with him are generally calm, he just wants to talk to you and take a break from his hectic life

- he likes to go to places where nobody really knows him so he’s rarely in ikebukuro when on a date (he doesn’t want to risk running into izaya because then his anger would get the better of him and the date would be ruined)

- places he likes to go to are arcades, theme parks and beaches

- he enjoys trying out sweets with you and the two of you always share each others meals so you never order the same thing

- he loves the drinks that come with heart-shaped straws for couples, he will be red to his neck but he will still do it (you have to order though he’s too shy)

- he wants to pay for everything and is eager to buy you anything that you comment on (stop him, he will go bankrupt)
“That dress is so cute, wow” “You want that?” “Shizuo, it’s december.”

- always has this calm look but inside his heart is beating like crazy he enjoys your company so much he can’t believe you willingly date him at all

- he will try his hardest to compliment your outfit, not because it’s hard to find something to say but because the words barely come out at all

- he likes taking walks when it’s raining so he can hold the umbrella up for you and thus has a reason to keep you close in public

- everywhere he goes with you he has this proud look that screams “yes, this is my s/o”

P5 Facts from Mementos Chats

I love the chats from Mementos and recently found this blog @joker-arewethereyet .(Keep it up I love it!) I went through and made a list of things that come up often. This is only a beginning list. Feel free to enjoy for some fic uses.


  • Car Morgan is comfy
  • Someone brings a drink every so often/ Talks of being thirsty
  • Comfy thieves=get sleepy
  • Futaba can possibly use any of her electronics- has footage of them running around Mementos
  • Shopping
  • Food-Yusuke & Ryuji enjoy uncooked cup ramen noodles
  • Yusuke gets carsick
  • The internet in general
  • Joker smelling like coffee
  • Yusuke doing sketches and not dropping pencil shavings
  • How good Joker looks in his outfit
  • Ann and her whip
  • Background sounds-wind/shadows/voices
  • Yusuke always looking for inspiration
  • Manga
  • How dark it is
  • Haru enjoying bashing enemies
  • Speeding
  • Any member with a tail wonders or complains-Ann only likes the tail on her costume
  • Interior design of Car Mona and ways to “improve”-i.e. mini fridge/shower

anonymous asked:

I saw you did the Minor Trio reacting to competitive skater MC (and aaaah it was so wonderful), so what about the RFA reacting to that?

✿ well yes i also love yuri on ice. Minor Trio was done here!


  • There does not exist a more loving, devoted, obsessive fan that Yoosung.
  • He’s good at devoting his complete time and attention to things - look at his fixation with LOLOL! And when he meets you and sees you skate, all of that passion transfers to you.
  • Yoosung throws himself into the sport wholeheartedly. He follows blogs, researches your fellow skaters, brushes up on the terminology, learns about all the competitions… and he accompanies you to each one, always desperate to see you skate one more time.
  • It doesn’t matter that he’s seen your program over a hundred times by now, watching it grow from its inception to what you perform on the rink. He falls in love with it again each time he sees it, and even more so, he falls in love with you.
  • The minute you get off the rink, he bounds up to you, gushing about how that’s the best performance he’s ever seen and you’re incredible, you must have beaten your last record!
  • It doesn’t matter if you missed a jump or put on your worst show that season - Yoosung is just so amazed by you that he thinks every time he sees you is the best thing ever.


  • He’s so, so incredibly jealous at first, because he thinks that - at any moment - he might lose you, incredible, beautiful, talented you, to someone who can appreciate your sport better.
  • Zen gets antsy when male skaters talk to you. “All men are beasts,” he says to you, getting protective as he tries to warn you from them. “It - it doesn’t matter if they’re pretty beasts; they’re beasts!”
  • zen calm down ur being weird
  • He tries to learn how to skate so he won’t lose out to other guys, which is hilarious. Zen is.. graceful, beautiful, and talented, but he thinks he can rush past all the basics and get right into the fancy footwork.
  • After ending up on his butt more times than he can count, he asks you for your help, and you find him to be an enthusiastic and charming student.
  • It’s fun, teaching him to skate, but you also repeatedly assure him that no, you think he’s wonderful and no, you aren’t going to leave him for another skater. Seriously. Doesn’t he trust you?
  • Doesn’t he believe in your relationship?
  • His insecurity fades, but his desire to skate doesn’t - because it’s something he can share with you now. Slowly, you teach him, and as he learns more about skating, he only grows to appreciate what you do even more.
  • Remembering his failures gives your grace a lot of context.


  • She’s bringing you coffee when she sees you skate for the first time, and the way the light catches your hair as you twirl makes her drop both drinks on the floor.
  • If Zen’s performances gave Jaehee a reason to live, than yours give existence itself meaning. You’re gorgeous, you’re stunning, and she immediately goes to the internet searching for pictures and videos of you in every costume ever.
  • She starts collecting memorabilia - figures? yes. dvds? yes. t-shirts? yes, and she is in the FRONT ROW of the rink from now on, proudly wearing your face on her chest.
  • She actually gives you very interesting and thoughtful feedback on your performances, and she applies much of what she learned being a fan of Zen to helping you perfect your own acting and expressions.
  • Every time you steal the audience’s heart, you steal hers along with it, and she doesn’t think she’ll ever be the same.


  • He sits in the stands, along with hundreds of other screaming fans, and he is completely captivated.
  • No one can get through to Jumin Han while he’s watching your competitions. Someone could be shouting in his ear about how Elizabeth the III was dying in the next room, and he wouldn’t even flinch or look away for a second.
  • the man does not blink. he does not want to miss a single second.
  • He’s not effusive in his praise, but the expression on his face tells you everything you need to know. He looks at you like you are his entire world.
  • And… you kind of are.
  • You understand him, all of his emotions - and he can feel the essence of you from the way you skate. With some smugness, he thinks of the fans around you and how they think they know you, but… do they?
  • No. They know what you want them to see. But he can see the true you in the way you twirl across the ice, and he guards that knowledge like a precious treasure.


  • if you hear one more ice pun, you are going to plant the blade of you skate directly into his face.
  • “Man, I don’t know how I’m going to skate around that topi-” 707 says, and you start chasing him with your show.
  • He’s always suggesting more and more elaborate costumes and theme ideas for your performances. Once, you actually take him up on one, and do an entire routine centered around the theme of feline grace.
  • (you have little kitty ears as part of your costume. seven takes so many pictures.)
  • When he’s being romantic, he’ll ask you to take him skating through the stars. You’ll glide through the milky way, you and him, and he babbles about it with this loving, dreamy expression on his face.
  • For his birthday, you tell him to come to the local ice rink you use to practice. It’s dark, and he’s confused - until one of your friends turns on the light, revealing that rink has been outfitted with million star lights to give it a dim, otherworldly glow.
  • He stares at you as you skate up to him in a glow-in-the-dark outfit and give him a pair of ice skates in his size. Once he’s put them on, you take his hands gently and pull him onto the ice.
  • “I can’t really take you skating through the sky,” you say with a guilty smile before gesturing to all the star lights. “So I tried to get it close. You like it?”
  • “Yes!” He shouts, beaming - and you have to catch yourself on the railing to keep himself from toppling you over with a hug.
On the Road

Part 2

AN: Wow I really do suck at keeping up with updates, but I knew I would at least have part two out by today! Thanks for being patient with me!

Warnings: Minor Swearing

Word Count: 3.3K


Sighing heavily, your (y/e/c) eyes scanning the horizon of cow pastures that now surrounded you, contrasting to the trees of the morning, you noticed the setting sun. Turning to look at Kylo, you saw his eyes were beginning to droop. Fatigue was definitely getting to him, and he desperately needed rest, whether he liked it or not.

“Kylo,” you said softly, placing a hand on his forearm, hoping to illicit some kind of reaction.

“Mm?” he simply hummed, not looking away from the interstate in front of him.

“We need to stop. You know you’re tired and it’s no good going on like this,” you said. He glanced at you, his brown eyes showcasing his fatigue even more, and the bags under his eyes seeming deeper.

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“High Class $treet Bitch” isn’t just a tumblr name..its really who I am!! I raised myself I’ve been on my own since I popped out the cooch… i have a ZERO TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT Nobody helped me learn the shit I know now I had to learn the hard way.. When I got in the game I didn’t even have a phone at 1st.. No internet…no real friends only fake ones….I just had to FIGURE SHIT THE FUCK OUT

I was living in a group home (foster care.. I was a ward of the state so I literally had NOBODY) When I was younger I went out with one of my old friends from the group home we were smoking and drinking and shit…. I loved the fast life… I never went back to that shithole after i left!! I ended up meeting a nigga who was way older but I didn’t care because I was grown in my mind and the nigga was finee afff and he had $$$$$ I liked him… He liked me + ends up taking my virginity he was a boyfriend or so I thought… I didn’t know at the time but he was grooming me to get in the game since he met me A bitch was living fast always smoking weed, popping pills, drinking and fucking..I was a bigggg hoe for free im ashamed when I think back on it… My bf started getting in my head saying shit like “you’re soooo pretty and skinny” “you can get rich off these tricks out here” “you have long hair and a pretty smile"…. I didn’t think I was pretty at the time soooo I ate that shit up… It took him a long time to convince me but eventually he ended becoming my pimp I was 18 by then and my whole life changed… I wasn’t starving anymore I got paid each and every time I opened my legs or got on my knees I had money to buy clothes instead of always wearing the same shit.. I had no problem getting up to get that trap everyday it didnt matter if i had to stomp or post to get it He really taught me alot of shit about men …. The do’s and donts … showed me how to keep myself up, had a bitch making at least $1000 everyday, Taught me how to drive, cosigned on my 1st car for me & put it in my name so even if he got mad at me he couldn’t take it from me.. He was a good nigga he never hit me or cursed me out no wild shit like you see on TV all pimps ain’t guerilla pimps but thats a whole nother post make a long story short he ends getting locked & I left him…. He laced me w/ the game and helped me get on my feet I was grateful but I wasn’t about to wait years on him & send my trap to jail…he can’t invest in me if he’s away.. I been doing my own thing ever since & I’m good & it but shit I might get under somebody else instructions 

I don’t regret none of my past it made me into who I am today and I’m glad the shit happened the way it did I came from nothing and I built myself into a queen bitch who stands on her own 2 feet and I make shit happen

I said all that to tell y'all that the game is sold not told… All this free game on here y'all better take advantage of it I HAD TO PAY TO LEARN THE GAME that’s why I get irritated when someone wants simply because they asked.. if you wanna get in the shit and don’t wanna work then it ain’t for you.. If a girl has no idea about tumblr & has no friends in the game she’s gonna either get a pimp or madam or join an agency to get the game what do those 3 things have in common… YOU HAVE TO PAY..ain’t shit free especially in this industry and that’s just the truth. Lazy hoe’s will never prosper nobody’s gonna spoonfeed you for free and they shouldn’t!!!

There are posts on literally everything on here: how to start, how to budget fast money, how to market yourself, how to suck dick….. READ THEM & RE READ THEM If you wanna be a hoe you can’t have thin skin, you can’t be weak and you have you stay on your game at all times you won’t have somebody to hold your hand all the fucking time

Information is valuable…why you think college costs so much… I can tell you everything I fucking know but if you don’t get your ass up you won’t get those red bottoms, that condo and that range Rover you want.. Its called sex WORK for a reason

I’ve been so behind these;; Thanks for the tag @aileenaison!


1. Where is your phone? Table
2. Your hair? Bun
3. Your dad?
4. Your other half?
5. Your favorite food?
6. Your dream last night? Maybe
7. Your favorite drink?
8. Fear?
9. Favorite Shoes?
10. Favorite way to relax?
11. Your mood?
12. I love?
13. Where were you last night?
14. Something that you aren’t?
15. Muffins? Yes
16. Wish list item?
17. Where you grew up?
18. Last thing you did?
19. What are you wearing right now?
20. Something you hate?
21. Your pets?
22. Friends? Little
23. Life?
24. Regrets?
25. Missing someone?

I tag unless they haven’t already done this/don’t want to do it: @kuroosukii, @rechaney, @magicsilly, @jasudevi, @toshiiros, @chuuyahara, @kyuubiko, @zuura, @ranpohedogawa, @durararas

Steve The Virgin - Steve Rogers x Reader

Steve hasn’t told any of the avengers this (although they assume it to be true anyway), but he’s a virgin. You have been dating him for a little while and want to take your relationship to the next level but it hasn’t crossed your mind that he might be a virgin since he has the body of a god and he hasn’t mentioned it since he’s afraid he won’t be able to please you.

Three months, that’s how long you and Steve had been dating. You had to go through your diary three times just to make sure that it was true, you’d been dating for three months and yet he had never made a move. Now, you weren’t exactly the most experienced of folks when it comes to such a thing, but in every other relationship you’d been in, by now sex would be a regular thing.

You talked about it to Nat, she was your gal pal and a SHIELD agent which meant she was great at keeping secrets, and what she told you was that Steve was probably just shy. It had taken him almost a year to even ask you on a date even though he’d had a crush on you for ages.

“So, supposing you’re right, what do you think I should do?”

“Well, first of all,” Nat began, “I am right. Second of all, maybe you need to make the move, just to let him know that it’s something you want, and then… y’know, have fun.” She gave you a wink and left your bedroom, giving you time to think over your plan.

And you thinking up the plan was harder than most would think, though it was pretty clear to everyone in the Avengers, Steve was the romantic one in the relationship. But eventually (after many google searches) you managed to end up with the perfect plan, something special that’d make him fall in love with you all over again, then something to get him in the mood, and then the bedroom.

You organised the bedroom before you left, scattering rose petals all over the bed. You were going to leave a bottle of wine in an ice bucket beside the bed so that Steve could have some liquid courage if he needed it, but then you realised that it’d be quite silly considering he couldn’t actually get drunk. The only part left to do in the bedroom was you, and damn did you look do-able, you were underwear which the internet had said was once in style around the world war two, so hopefully Steve would appreciate that as well.

The date out and the way you got him in the mood wasn’t so simple, you took him to the small café where you and Steve first went on a date, they served some really nice food and on the menu they recommended different hot drinks to go with each meal. The only problem was getting him in the mood, there wasn’t much you could do other than act sexual towards him. This was performed through slight touches every now and again; you even played footsie with him under the table which seemed to be a new experience for Steve.

In no time you had returned back to the Avengers tower, normally after a date Steve would kiss you at your bedroom door and leave, but this time you wanted him to actually get in your bedroom so you kept your hand around him and pulled him into the darkly lit bedroom which JARVIS had given instructions to prepare before you arrived, setting the mood of the room perfectly with a mix of red and white lights.

“Y/N…” He mumbled, “What is this?”

You walked over to the bed and with slow movements, began to strip off each item of clothing until you were left standing in your underwear. His mouth made a satisfying gasp while his eyes bulged at the sight of you. His reaction gave you even more confidence and you couldn’t help the smirk that formed on your lips, “surprise.” The nerves in your voice were clear, but you tried to hide that, hearing that you were feeling nervous probably wouldn’t inspire credence in him.

“I-I should do.” This response made your smile drop, but he didn’t actually leave which made you bold enough to step closer and grab a hold of his face, guiding his eyes to look at your face. Which you didn’t really need to do, after a second of seeing you in your underwear he became determined to stare at your face and only your face.

Now closer, you realised just how red he’d became, but you weren’t sure if he was actually blushing or if it were just the red lights. “Steve, you don’t need to be polite and composed, I want this.” The conviction in your voice even surprised you.

His own hand rose into his hair and began to tug at strands, something which you were hoping to be doing very soon. “Y/N, I can’t.”

You stepped back, shaking your head before face palming. “Oh my god,” you mumbled suddenly feeling stupid, you shouldn’t have pushed him, you shouldn’t have listened to Natasha; like she’d know about Steve’s sex life. “I’m so stupid,” you unashamedly fell down onto the bed, lying on your stomach, “please, just leave me to wallow in my self-pity.” You cried, not really sure if he understood what you were saying considering that your mouth was against the blanket.

A few moments passed before you felt the bed go down slightly beside you, letting you know that Steve was now lying down on it. His hand touched your bare skin, and you just wished that he could understand how much your skin would burn underneath his touch, how palpable the sexual tension would become whenever he was around you. Maybe he did, maybe he was about to break up with you because he did realise.

“Y/N, I- I really want to.” You looked up at his words, finding him shying away from you. He removed his hands once you’d turned to face him. He looked down at his crotched, “"you’re- you are- I mean- what I’m trying to say is that this is definitely affecting me, what you’re wearing is just… wow.“

You sat up, “then why don’t you want to do… anything?” The word sex had suddenly become a taboo, you felt like saying it might make him run off.

He didn’t say anything at first, it took you moving closer and giving his hand a comforting squeeze for him to open his mouth. “I’m a virgin.” He whispered his words, they were barely audible, if you hadn’t had moved closer you doubt that you’d have been able to hear what he’d said.

The gasp that came from your lips was accidental, but you were really, genuinely, surprised. With the body he had, you’d always just assumed he’d had ladies chasing after him back in the day, even more so because he was such a gentlemen. “I don’t care,” you said just as quietly as he had. “I don’t care,” you repeated the words louder this time, “I still want you, we don’t have to do it now if you don’t want to. But I just want you to know, virgin or not, I still want all of you.”

Finally Steve turned his head towards you, eyes shining as your words seemed to affect him. He launched himself onto his knees so he could tower over you, he grasped your head and kissed you. He was a good kisser. You liked the way he’d take control with kissing, he was so confident with his mouth. You took this as a sign that he wanted to move forward with the night you planned and so you tugged down on his shirt, only making him recoil.

“Wait,” his words came out breathless, not that you were thinking about that. You were thinking about how god damn crushed you were by the sexual tension, and how disappointed you felt when he detached his lips from yours. “I don’t know if I can do it yet.”

“Why?” You asked, attaching your lips back to his, he responded for only a moment before parting again, feeling just as drawn to you as you were to him.

“I don’t- ” he took a moment for himself, trying to sort out his head which was becoming clouded. “I’m inexperienced, I don’t want to disappoint you.”

You shook your head at him, “do you want me to tell you what I like?” The sexual side of you had come out to play and nothing but a bucket of really cold water would be able to stop it now, “or perhaps I could show you.”

Your lips attached to his neck and began to suck, “I like this,” you mumbled, your hot breath doing things to him that were becoming more and more noticeable. You tried once more to take his shirt off and this time he allowed it, just from kissing his neck you had him in the palm of your hand. Said hand, travelled down his abs, appreciating each Adonis-like part of him. “And I like this,” you proceeded to dot little kisses across his chest, your hand moving further and further down. His breathing was becoming heavier, this whole thing so very satisfying for both you and him.

This was it, the moment where you’d either be turned away or accepted, you wouldn’t mind either way, but you knew which one you’d prefer. “And I especially like it, when I’m touched down here.” Almost expert-like, you unzipped his pants and wrapped your hand around him. His mouth dropped open and an involuntary groan escaped from him, the sound that came out of him almost made you audibly moan but you managed to keep that in.

His eyes closed as you began to move your hand up and down; abruptly he grabbed your wrist and pulled your hand from his length. You were suddenly vulnerable, staring at him and waiting expectantly for him to tell you it was time for bed. He didn’t do this though.

Instead he pushed you down on to the bed, taking control. “I think I could probably do those things for you,” his eyes shined with mischief as he performed everything you’d just done. And more.

I'm in Love and It Scares Me (Sammy Wilk Imagine)

I never meant for this to happen. I never meant to fall in love. Especially not with my best friend.

Sammy Wilkinson has been my best friend for as long as I can remember. We grew up together and he’s always been there for me. When I broke my arm in the fourth grade he was helping me pick the color if my cast. When I went to my first junior high dance he was the one who took me. When I was stood up for the first time he was there, holding me while I cried and later he beat the douchebag up. We moved out to L.A. together and I think that’s where all these new feelings started.
He is so oblivious to my feelings for him. He brings home a new girl all the time and flirts even more and it breaks my heart. I am in love with my best friend. And he’ll never know.

I was getting ready for a party at Nates house when Sammy came into the room.
“Hey baby girl, you’re looking fine tonight. As usual.”, his smile was absolutely adorable and it killed me to know he didn’t feel the butterflies I felt.
“Thanks Sammy, you’re not so bad yourself. ”
He pulled out his phone and started snapchatting me.
*on snapchat – “Look at my sexy best friend. Lil ma is going to be the hottest girl there tonight.” *

Right , I thought. That’s SO not true.

Sammy and I got an Uber to Nates knowing we’d both be too drunk to drive later. By the time we arrived the party was in full swing. Walking through the door we were greeted by Derek and Nate.
Nate said, “Ayeee it’s my favorite girl!”, he gave me a big hug before moving on to Sam.
“Hey baby! How you been?”, Derek kissed my cheek while wrapping his arms around my waist.
“I’m good Der! How are you?”, I hugged him tight.
“Good good, now I love your hugs and all but Samuel looks like he’s going to murder me.”, he says letting go of me.
I turn to look at Sam only to find him glaring at the close proximity of me and Derek. There’s no way he’s jealous, is there? No I’m just imagining things. He doesn’t like me like that. Besides, he’s a player. I can’t let these feelings go on because I don’t want to get hurt.
Going into the kitchen to get a drink to hopefully lessen my nerves, I run into Jack, Jack, and surprisingly Madison.

“Hey!”, I exclaimed immediately grabbing my best girl friend in a tight embrace, “How are you?  I didn’t think I’d see you here!”

Madison hugged me back just as tight and responded, “Neither did I but I was in town and wanted to see everyone before I left for New York.” 

We chatted some more after I got hugs from the Jacks and grabbed a drink when Jack J commented on something.

“Hey Y/N, why does Sam keep looking over at you like he’s going to steal you away and lock you in a tower?” 

I turned around and, sure enough, Sam was looking at me like that. This was the third time tonight I’d caught him doing that and honestly it was starting to make me angry. Being slightly drunk, angry, and conflicted I did the only logical thing there was to do. I wanted to make him jealous. 

Grabbing another drink I danced my way over to where Derek was, making sure to sway my hips in the process. Derek was smoking with KDL and Nate when I got to him. I didn’t say anything but took the drag out of his hand, handed it to Nate, and grabbed his hand while pulling him to the middle of the room to dance. He went along with it no questions asked. I made sure to make eye contact with Sam every once in a while and it pleased me to see him squirm with jealousy. 

I had turned around for one second to run my hands through Derek’s hair and when I turned back I saw something that made my blood run cold. Sam was kissing Stassie. And he was really into it. Derek asked what was wrong but when he followed my line of sight he knew. 

“You okay baby girl?”, Derek was running his hands up and down my arms no longer interested in our dance. 

I just shook my head and said, “ I-I gotta go.” 

Running out the door I ignored Nate, Madison, everyone who tried to stop me. I was too drunk and upset to think straight. So I kept walking until I heard Sam yell my name. 

“Y/N! Y/N! Hey! Would you stop please?!”, he reached me and grabbed my arm to turn me around. 

“What?! What Sam?!” 

“Where are you going?”

“Anywhere but here!”, I yelled and by this point the tears had started. 

“What’s wrong?”, he asked actually having the nerve to look concerned. 

“What’s wrong? What’s wrong! Oh I don’t know why don’t you go ask Stassie you two seemed to be having a great time!”, I shoved his chest to create space between us. 

“Me and Stass! What about you and Derek?”, he turned from concerned to angry real fast. 

“We were just dancing! I was trying to make you jealous!”, my eyes widened and I slapped a hand over my mouth. 

I can’t believe I just said that, I thought. 

“Jealous? Why would you be trying to make me jealous?”, now he was just confused. 

Well no turning back now. Plus I am going to have a massive hangover in the morning so why not add to that pain by confessing my biggest secrets.

“Because I’m in love with you!”, I screamed at him. 

He looked stunned. I knew he didn’t love me back but now I was on a roll. 

“I’m in love with you and it scares me because I know I’m not as pretty as Stassie or as talented as Madison. I know you could do so much better than me and I wish that weren’t true”, I started to die off at the end because I realized how sad and pathetic I sounded. 

Then he did something completely unexpected. 

He started laughing. 

A full on, heart wrenching laugh that broke my heart. 

“You think this is funny?”, I asked as more tears fell at the sound of his laugh. 

“Yeah I do actually.”, he choked out through his laugh. 

“You know what Wilkinson! Screw you!”, I choked out through the tears and turned around to walk off again. 

He grabbed me and turned me around again. He bent down and tilted my chin to be able to look into my eyes. 

“I think it’s funny because Stass has nothing on you. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on. I think it’s funny because you are so incredibly talented and so humble about it. I think it’s funny because you say you’re scared and yet, you’re the bravest and strongest person I know. I think it’s funny because I am so in love with you and I was scared you would find somebody better than me. I love you Y/N. I’ve been in love with you for years but I never thought I was good enough for you. I love you. I love you. I love you.”

I was now crying happy tears. 

I leaned up and pressed my lips to his in a passionate kiss. 

“I love you too Sammy. More than anything and there is no one better for me than you.” 

“Well it took you long enough!”, we turned to see our friends smiling at us on the porch. 

Sam just turned back to me and gave me that killer smile of his that melted my fear anyway for good. 


1. Where is your phone? Charging
2. Your hair? Ponytail
3. Your dad?
4. Your other half?
5. Your favorite food?
6. Your dream last night? Classmates
7. Your favorite drink?
8. Fear?
9. Favorite Shoes?
10. Favorite way to relax?
11. Your mood?
12. I love?
13. Where were you last night?
14. Something that you aren’t?
15. Muffins? Yes
16. Wishlist item?
17. Where you grew up?
18. Last thing you did?
19. What are you wearing right now?
20. Something you hate?
21. Your pets?
22. Friends? Few
23. Life?
24. Regrets?
25. Missing someone?

Tagged by: @iishihara​ Thank youu !! 
I tag: @iagami​, @kishibe​, @redthief​, @ranpohedogawa​, @aizawashoutta​, @gantai-kun​, @kurorolucilfer​ 

Ya’ll thought I was done didn’t you?! Well too bad because my finals are fast approaching and I need something to help me forget my crippling anxiety about passing. Remember-I don’t do the usual suspects so here we go!


Listen up you thirsty chicks this nation is all about being a gentleman and more so than that British wanker! Despite his size, fair complexion, upbringing and siblings this lumbering nation is all about stopping the world to spend time with you (within reason-the guy needs to keep working to afford the good stuff!) Constantly given work by his boss and trying to keep his dignified persona Luxembourg is one of the most eloquent speakers under Austria (number one reigning champ) with Maccu (respective third) quietly stepping onto his coattails so you’ll never get tired of hearing this nation’s voice unlike SOME nations I could name. Truly there will be times where you feel miffed that the young nation hasn’t been around to hang, communicate or go out on a date in several months’ time but Luxembourg always makes up for it by saving his pennies and time (much like his big brother Netherlands) for the big occasions like birthdays and some major holidays. Missed Christmas because his boss put him on overtime? You can bet your sweet ass that Valentine’s Day will be one that you’ll remember. Missed your birthday? You know somewhere in the next week or so after you’ll be whisked away on a extravagant date. On those few hours that Luxembourg gets off to physically spend time with you he’ll make sure all his time and attention is on you. He’ll spend those fleeting moments asking about you and your feelings and Jesus Christ this guy is just so patient and well dressed! This man will literally sit there for hours listening to you talk without complaint because he loves listening to his girlfriend in close proximity. And while he may have an issue when it comes to physically touching his girlfriend (hand-holding, hugging, kissing) whether it’s because he’s being a gentleman or he’s just unsure of himself just remember to go slow. Like his older brother Luxembourg is all about going all in. Luxembourg is all about evening the scales to make everything fair but for his girlfriend he’ll do his best to tip it her way, even if it’s in the smallest of ways. Such examples of these can be noted by having whatever drink she likes at her favorite joint being readily prepared and prepaid for by him, little expenses covered monthly (phone, internet, rent and the like), and short videos sent by him. Honestly, I think the only thing that makes him a bit of a weird boyfriend is how he obtains pictures of his girlfriend for his blog when they rarely see each other. Other than that enjoy this graceful, dignified, gentleman among gentlemen and their pretenders *cough* ENGLAND*cough* because Luxembourg will (try) to put the world at your feet.


Jesus Christ you got one insecure boyfriend on your hands when it comes to Portugal. This handsome Spaniard bastard is all about proving that he’s better than that doppelganger Spain in all ways but more importantly to you. Some common phrases that you’ll hear as his girlfriend are: “I’m so much better off than that perdedor Antonio” despite the fact that his economic problems are on par with Spain’s, “I can definitely fix that for you!” ignoring the fact that he’s pretty unskilled, followed closely by, “I’m far more handsome than Spain-how does anyone keep mixing us up?!” Really, this poor guy is trying to sell himself constantly to his girlfriend because he’s that paranoid that somehow she’ll mistake him for Spain or decide that Antonio’s far kinder than he is. When other nations are around Portugal will become obnoxiously possessive and loud about how much he does and what a great girlfriend he has to anyone dumb enough to not steer clear. At this point he’ll become handsy (not that you’ll mind because hot damn this bastard is fine) but once all perceived competitors are gone he will try to apologize for it-but will mostly cite it’s because “Your too cute for your own good so I have to make sure no one tries to steal you from me!” In fact if you’ve ever spent the night at his place (or anywhere within a 5 mile radius) you’ll bear wittiness to one of his nightmares not unlike what sounds like some sort of Spanish soap opera drama complete with yelling in Spanish and grabby hands movement. There are times when this boyfriend loses sleep because man oh man-he may have his looks but when it comes to progress based on the current world’s scale he has none. Hell, the guy’s lucky he has some dirt on Antonio or else nothing would ever get done in his nation. So while Portugal can’t do some of the big flashy things like America, Japan or Finland he does know how to be a great homebody. Like most of the older nations Portugal does exceptionally well at it and for his girlfriend he’ll definitely lend a hand if she asks for it. He’ll cook, dance and sing but if you plan to tease him about Spain being better than him please do so in VERY small amounts so he won’t go into some kind of crazy “make myself seem more appealing by either belittling to the point of tears or trying to disfigure the competition. I’m being serious-do NOT DO IT ANYMORE THAN YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT YOURSELF. Portugal just can’t handle the constant comparison and really, why would you do it? No one likes having it done to themselves. So recap: very insecure boyfriend that needs to be told almost daily that yes, you love him and not Spain, no, you didn’t trick me into being your girlfriend by looking like Spain and for the final time already you love him so stop the questions and just kiss the fool already!


Hey baby, this boyfriend is all about showing you a good time. Meet one of the most hardworking boyfriends’ (next to Switzerland, Sweden and Netherlands-actually Netherlands is more of a hustler but I digress) you’ll ever hope to meet. Kind, down to earth, laid back and unique nature makes Mexico a sought after man in the boyfriend department. First off he won’t ever sell you short and definitely won’t let you do it either! “What do you mean you think you’re ugly? I think you’re the most hermosa mujer in all of Mexico” and “Of course you can do that climb amorcito-you’re the strongest girl I know!” are things that you’ll most commonly hear as his girlfriend. Jose may have a bit of a sarcastic nature toward most of his visitors but he does everything in his power to make sure nothing but positives are directed at his girlfriend. And the funny thing is if Jose thinks he’s done a misstep (it happens on occasion when you don’t automatically share in his humor, makes a snide remark for your benefit or is just being his usual self around the other nations) you’ll have this nation literally trying to appease you (and usually at the most inopportune times like weddings, graduations, at the mall, at the waterpark, etc.) For the love of all things holy DO NOT LET HIM GO ON FOR LONG WHEN IT COMES TO GROVELING FOR FORGIVINESS! The man may be a proud Mexican but he ain’t too proud to beg if it keeps his chava in his life. I’m not kidding-this guy will seriously consider some messed up shit. All that smack he likes to talk about other nations is nothing in comparison to the things he will do to convince you to stick around. But in with those tiny blips of crazy for Jose he’s the kind of boyfriend that can go either way. You want to be a homebody and sit around in your pajamas? He’s down for that! You want to go outside and get all hot and sweaty in the desert? Sure, he’ll get the camel backpacks ready! There’s honestly nothing that Jose isn’t down for when he doesn’t has his boss breathing down his neck. He’ll show you all the colors of his country and then some-from the beaches, culture, and beat of his nation-nothing is off limits to his girlfriend. Jose will be teaching her Spanish at almost every opportunity to get her more in in tune with his country with not so subtle hints on getting dual citizenship.  Whatever pace his girlfriend sets Jose is sure to follow unless he knows that she can do better. This boyfriend is all about showing how great his girlfriend is to the nations at large and more importantly to herself. So get out there with this glorious (if not blunt) boyfriend and show the world what you both got!

Can't Sleep (Daehyun)

Here’s a short scenario with my ultimate bias, Jung Daehyun! <3 I’ve been really busy this week but I managed to write this! Hope you guys enjoy it! :D


You slowly toss and turn on the bed, trying to find a comfortable position while trying to not wake your sleeping boyfriend, Daehyun. You glanced at the clock.


You quietly sighed. It’s been a little more than an hour since you laid in bed and you still couldn’t fall asleep. Getting out of bed, you grabbed your phone and tip toed out of the room and quietly closed the bedroom door. You went downstairs towards the living room and plopped down on the couch. You unlocked your phone only to wince at the bright light that emitted from the screen. After getting adjusted to the brightness, you tapped on the internet icon. “Ways to help you fall asleep.” You quietly mumbled as you typed it in the search bar. “Meditate… no. Make the room cold…pass, I don’t wanna bother Dae. Watch a boring movie,” You glanced at the time.


“Too late for a movie. Drink warm milk or tea….” You stood up from the couch and made your way to the kitchen and looked in the fridge for some milk only to find none. Sighing, you moved to look in the cupboard for the box of tea. You lightened up when you saw the box but opened it and found a sticky note.

Sorry, _____! I drank the last packet of tea ^^; I’ll buy you some more tomorrow

“Dae….the one day I really need some too.” Just then, you felt arms wrap around your waist and a chin rest on your shoulder. You jumped from the sudden appearance of your boyfriend. “You saw that? I’m really sorry.” Daehyun told you, his voice still full of sleep, before leaving a small kiss on your shoulder. 

You turned in his arms so you faced him. He looked extremely exhausted but here he was with you at 1:30 in the morning. “Sorry, did I wake you up?” “Not at all. The bed felt too big without you. What are you doing up at 1am?” he asked you. “I couldn’t sleep and I didn’t wanna bother you by moving around a lot so I came out here and googled some ways to help me fall asleep and it probably would’ve helped if someone didn’t drink the last packet of tea.” He chuckled. “Hey, I wrote that I was sorry. Now come on, let’s go back up to bed.” He wrapped your legs around his waist and carried you. 

“Dae, you can put me down. I can walk myself and I’m heavy and you’re probably still really tired from practice and-” He cut you off with a kiss. “Baby, I know you’re really worried about me but I’m fine. I wanna carry you so just let me, okay? And you’re not heavy at all.” He smiled up at you while you reluctantly sighed, “Okay.” Daehyun made his way up the stairs and into the bedroom. He walked up to the bed and carefully laid you down. 

Once he got comfortable with his arms wrapped around you, he started singing softly. You wrapped your arms around him and placed your head on his chest, listening to the sound of his heartbeat and the sound of his sweet, melodic voice.  After a while, you started feeling sleepy. “Thanks, Dae.” you told him before you drifted off to sleep. “Anything for my angel.” He kissed the top of your head. He felt your breaths get even and soon, he fell asleep too.


The bright sunlight seeped in through the curtains, making Daehyun stir in his sleep. He turned and looked at the clock.


He looked down in his arms and saw you curled up next to him with your mouth slightly open and your cheek pressed against his chest, the same position you were in when you fell asleep. He softened at the sight and admired how adorable you look even when you were still sleeping. He moved your hair out of your face and you nuzzled closer to his hand, trying to get warmer. He chuckled and you made a soft whining noise. 

“Baby~” He cooed. More incoherent noises were made by you. He smiled before he started places kisses all over your face starting from your forehead to your closed eyes to your nose and finally to your lips. “Dae~” You whined. “Let me sleep.” “But I’m fully awake now.” “Whose fault is that?” “The sun.” You laughed at his answer. “Baby, please?” You looked up at him and saw a pout on his face. “Dae, can’t we stay in bed for ten more minutes?” You pouted at him too, knowing he couldn’t resist. “How about five minutes?” He asked. You shook your head and hugged him tighter. He sighed, “Fine, we can stay for ten more minutes.” You smiled widely and pecked his cheek. You closed your eyes and tried to sleep a little bit more while Dae laid there and waited for time to pass but soon he drifted off to sleep too.

JiKook Stormy Night Prompts
  • Jeongguk hates it when it’s storming. It’s not that he’s scared, it’s just that it causes his internet to go out and as a college student trying to research for his paper, that cannot happen.
  • Jimin is quite the opposite, it gives him an excuse to procrastinate (never mind the ‘back in my days, I went to the library to research’ lecture).
  • So once again their internet goes out and the lights are flickering, Jeongguk is texting a friend to see if their internet is still working.
  • Jimin starts pouring the alcohol in the kitchen, cheers coming from him and him only
  • He stops Jeongguk on the way out because who the hell is miserable enough to spend New Years alone in their college dorm with only a glass of wine?
  • Jeongguk reminds Jimin that he has a paper due the day they’re back and Jimin only pushes on because why would you work on a paper when it was time to party?
  • Jeongguk raises a brow and doesn’t even have to say anything before Jimin takes it back because after all, he was drinking alcohol alone in their kitchen a couple minutes ago.
  • Somehow, Jimin convinces him to just wait for the internet to come back on in their dorm, and wait with him (and with a bottle of alcohol).
  • Both manage to learn how to play ‘Never Have I Ever” with only two people and really they’re just using it as an excuse to go out and get more alcohol.
  • Now they’re sitting under the safety of a shop overhang while it rained, Jimin has the hiccups and can barely keep his eyes open.
  • Jeongguk is a talkative drunk and thank goodness the shop is already closed because they could be chased away for scaring away costumers.
  • Someone confesses, neither of them remember who the next morning, but the bruise on Jimin’s collarbone and the wrinkles of Jeongguk’s shirt gives them the hint.

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Random RWBY Thoughts: X (Tenth Edition)

-It is rumoured that Qrow himself came up with the name for his tavern ‘Crow Bar’, but it was actually Taiyang, the pun master. Qrow always denies this.

-Oobleck is enraged after he discovers that Ozpin watched the feature-length coffee documentary without him, and promptly deletes it from Ozpin’s DVR as revenge. (Inspired by @eren-without-powers‘ contribution to the eighth edition)

-Ozpin and Oobleck are constantly trying to one-up each other by trying to have the greatest coffee collection in all of Remnant, securing rare types of coffee or finding one-of-a-kind mugs.

-We have seen that Qrow is better than both of his nieces at the video game that they were playing… but it was Winter that taught him everything he knows. Winter happened to own the same game as she was growing up with Weiss, and the two of them played the shit out of it, despite their father’s disapproval.

-When Ruby can’t get a signal for her scroll, she uses Penny as a mobile Wi-Fi hotspot.

-The old Shopkeep is a secret trap card hidden inside the packaging of Remnant: The Game, much like the a certain ‘Cards Against Humanity’ card.

-Qrow, with his immaturity and perverse demeanor, is the unrivaled champion of Cards Against Humanity, with Taiyang being the only person who can come close to matching him.

-Qrow, Ironwood, Ozpin, Port and Oobleck were having a ‘boy’s night’, with one of the activities being Texas Hold ‘Em poker. Glynda happened to drop in to notify Ozpin about something, when Qrow asked her if she wanted to play. She agreed to play one hand. Qrow was ready to drop a flush. The other men had crap hands and folded, leaving Glynda. Qrow had the most smug grin as he turned over his cards, revealing a flush. Glynda had a neutral expression as she turned over her own cards… and won with a straight flush. Qrow’s jaw was almost literally on the floor as she took away over half of his winnings and banked it. She returned to her business, a smug smile on her face as she walked away.

-Ozpin’s willingness to take significant risks makes him the king of Monopoly.

-You may be asking ‘What game or games is Ironwood good at?’. Thanks to his position in the Atlesian Military, he can use the Atlas military’s supercomputers to play games like Counter-Strike, Call of Duty, Age of Empires, Command & Conquer, Battlefield, Star Wars: Battlefront II and Garry’s Mod on max graphics and with virtually no ping, much to Ozpin and Qrow’s extreme enviousness. Much like he fights in real life, Ironwood only uses a pistol in FPS games, yet scores headshot after headshot against Qrow.

-”Uh, sir? Here is that report you wanted-”


*Ironwood scores a cross-map no-scope*


“Uh, yes sir. That was… impressive.”


*Ironwood types ‘GET REKT SON’ in the chat bar, followed by Ozpin saying ‘there was so much lag. and this map sucks’*

-Whenever Ozpin plays online, the rest of Beacon’s internet starts lagging terribly until one day Glynda had had enough and deactivated the school’s servers, followed shortly after by Ozpin raging so hard that his yells could be heard from the courtyard.

-The only way that Nora can ever drink Ren’s healthy green gloop shake is if Ren makes it taste like pancakes by adding pancake mix and golden syrup to it.

-One night Yang and Qrow decided to have a drink-off, much to Taiyang’s concern. After a great many drinks, both were incredibly drunk. After one more drink, Qrow stumbled over the couch and blacked out, leaving an astronomically intoxicated Yang victorious.

-Every week, Team RWBY go for a McDonald’s run. Ruby always orders a good Medium Quarter-Pounder with a lemonade. Weiss, concerned with the fattening qualities of fast food, orders a salad or a wrap. Blake always goes next door and orders a tuna sub from Subway. Yang, unsurprisingly, goes for the Large BigMac meal… three of them.

There you go, a massive collection of Random RWBY Thoughts to commemorate the first ten editions in this series! As always, submissions in the submit or ask boxes are always welcome for future installments.

Stamina training

There are a lot of posts out there about stamina training, but I’m going to contribute my 2 cents to the mix.

In order to build stamina, you need to increase your body’s ability to tolerate lactic acid, which is also called your lactic acid threshold. There are many ways to do it, but first, what is lactic acid?

Lactic acid is a product of the Cori Cycle where your body burns glucose for fuel. Under aerobic exercise conditions, like a long, slow run, your liver can absorb the lactic acid in your muscles and metabolize it. However, eventually you’ll reach your lactic acid threshold where the body can no longer keep up with the amount of lactic acid you’re producing, and so lactic acid builds up in your muscles, which leads to that heavy feeling you experience at the end of your dancing. (That heavy feeling is actually caused by a buildup of hydrogen atoms, not lactic acid itself, but I digress. Ask me if you’d like the full physiological explanation.)

Luckily, we can train our bodies to metabolize higher levels of lactic acid, thereby increasing our lactic acid threshold, which most of us call stamina work. 

Now, while I agree with dance teachers that the best way to improve your dance stamina is by dancing your routines full out as many times as you can, sometimes that’s not always practical. For instance, I live in a high rise where hardshoes are a no-no, so I have to find a way to fit in my stamina in more creative ways. Here are some alternative lactic acid threshold workouts I do:

High intensity repeats with long rest:

I’m a fan of running, but you could do this with swimming, jumprope, burpees, really anything that gets your heart rate up. Typically I run 400m in 1:15 or 1:20, which is around the same time as a hornpipe. The idea is to run at a consistent, hard effort so that by the last 100m your legs and arms feel like lead. If it feels easy, you didn’t run hard enough. Then, you give yourself plenty of time to recuperate (until your heart rate comes down to ~120 beats per minute, usually 3-5 minutes) and stretch, then go again. Start with 4 repeats and work your way up to 6 or 8. The biggest thing is to try to keep that hard pace for as long as you can until you reach “failure” or when you can no longer sustain your previous 400m time, even with plenty of rest. You should see very fast results in your dancing with this type of training.

Medium intensity running with short rest:

This one harkens back to my cross country days, and i have hellacious fond memories of 6x800m repeats with my team. The idea is the opposite as above, with the same goal to raise your lactic acid threshold. You want to ease off the pace a bit (75-80% of your maximum sprint) but give yourself very short rest in between, usually :30-1:00. These should feel very easy at first, but do no be deceived. Your legs are going to feel like lead bricks by the last repeat, and that’s the one that really counts.

Examples include:

8 x 400m repeats at mile pace (so if you know how fast you can run a mile, divide that by four, mine is 1:30). Rest should be 1:00 exactly. On the last repeats, DO NOT let your pace drop below your first repeat. The end is where it really matters.

6 x 800m repeats at 5k pace (If you haven’t run a 5k recently, take your 400m pace from above, multiply by 2, and add 30 seconds) with only 30 seconds rest in between.

So these are good ways to prepare your body for a single round on competition day, but there are a few ways you can keep lactic acid at bay on the day of the feis. The statements I am about to make are purely anecdotal and I can’t find any scientific evidence (after an admittedly brief search) to support my claims. That said, if you find yourself having very heavy legs in between rounds at a major, there are two things I do to prevent it. 1. Drink water with lemon. Contrary to popular internet belief, LEMON JUICE IS NOT AN ALKALIZING AGENT. Seriously, it’s an acid, it cannot and will not neutralize lactic acid. Anything that you ingest will not alter your blood pH because it has to go through your stomach first. If you’re interested in this, we can talk later. However, it does seem to ease the heaviness in my legs if I sip lemon water in between rounds, so I keep doing it because why not? 2. Put your legs up. Back during my track and field days, we would run the 4x800 race and then put our legs up before the mile, and it would definitely make our legs feel lighter. I strongly suspect that it’s because when you put your legs above your heart, you decrease circulation to your legs which prevents inflammation and blood pooling. I’d recommend, right after you finish your dance, find a quiet space and lie down on the ground with your legs in the air leaning against a wall for about 10 minutes.

In conclusion, there are a lot of ways to increase your stamina, and here are a few more. Please note that I didn’t talk about sprints in here because that’s more about increasing power and fast-twitch muscle fibers, which I’ll save for another day. Happy practicing!

some osomatsu school au ideas

  • Osomatsu - total fuck boy pulls a lot of pranks class clown not popular, pisses teachers off a lot but is actually pretty close to them. Pretends to like todako but has a huge crush on choro mooches off kara and todo friends.Is in the party crowd. Isn’t in any clubs but helps choro out a lot with hw or student council stuff. doesn’t try in school but gets A’s
  • Karamatsu- popular in school since nobody knows his real personality, has a pretty face compared to the other brothers. Girls confess to him a lot with out getting to know him. Really is a giant dork. Is in the light music club. Friends with both boys and girls from all ranges of popularity. Pretends to go adult parties when he gets invited to high school parties. Straight edge. Forces ichi to hang out with his friends. Talks to ichi a lot bc he notices how lonely ichi is. Has a crush on ichi fighting for his affection with jyushi. B student
  • Choromatsu- classroom rep/student council member, has a crush on a girl in student council that wants to be an idol. Oso messes with both of them every time they have a ‘moment’. Choro realizes he likes oso. Tries really hard to be responsible and a role model. Has a decent amount of friends from respect. Cries alot. Wears a girls uniform sometimes bc his brothers replaces his boys uniform with it. Tries in school but only gets a C or D and hides his grades.
  • Ichimatsu- Long grown out hair piercings, rebel kid smokes a lot. Doesn’t do homework. Hangs out with the rebel kids and cats. Forced to hang out with kara’s friends. People think he is weird. Has face stubble. Wears his uniform unbuttoned at the top. Baseball manager ( forced by Jyushi) Helps jyushi with private practices. Always holds a medical kit with him. Has major depression. Doesn’t know who he likes yet. C student.
  • Jyushimatsu- Baseball player. Shaved head.Got into a bad sports injury in middle school. Pretends he’s never hurting. Collapses a lot during private practices with ichi. In love with ichi jealous over kara. Tries his best to be happy all the time. Friends with the other baseball members girl manager has crush on him. Is also a class clown but in a more playful way. Light depression. B student.
  • Todomatsu- Baby faced. Hangs out only with girls. Wants to date girls but they all think he’s gay.Is in no clubs but normally has plans after school with some of his many friends. Parties a lot and gets drunk and messes around with Kara (smooches). Is internet famous, constantly on his cell phone updating. Has a lot of friends but actually is very lonely. Drinks alone. Straight A’s helps people out with tutoring.


  • i work as a starbucks barista so here’s your drink- “are you Mine ??” wait that’s not really your name it’s just some stupid way to pick me up au
  • i’m really sorry celebrity ma’am/sir, i’m only a paparazzi photographer and i know that was a really scandalous photo i took of you but it’s my job and i’m trying to make ends meet au
  • um, no ??? i’m not gonna help you win this ‘who can fuck the most virgins’ game you’re playing with your friend, ya nasty au
  • i ordered the perfect boy/girlfriend off the internet thinking it was a joke and it actually ended up being a real thing au
  • alright, nerd. you’re bullied a lot and you know what ?? i’m gonna scream at everyone that i’m your boy/girlfriend and whoever touches you will have to go through me. shit why did i do that au
  • i’m just a stylist/makeup artist this is my job i can’t be falling for my celebrity client au
  • yo my friend is too afraid to ride this roller coaster so you wanna ride it with me instead, kind stranger ?? au
  • what the actual hell my window is literally right across from my neighbor’s this is a violation of my privacy they better not ━ fuck is that my shirtless neighbor holy crap au
  • we were high school sweethearts way back and had this nasty break up but then you ended up becoming this famous singer and shit i think that song you just released is about me ?? au
Instinctive archery, The only true way?

I found myself watching a YouTube video on instinctive archery last night… And the general premise of the video was that there is only one way to truly shoot instinctively “his way”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, in archery and especially instinctive archery there is no right or wrong way… Only your way.

You have to shoot in whatever way is most comfortable or best suited to you, everybody is different. You should never take anybody’s one word as gospel.

There are so many great archers out there on the Internet, check them out, drink in what they have to say, then adapt that new knowledge to you and the way that you shoot.

In my opinion if you are safe, consistent, have a bow in your hand and a smile on your face you are doing it the only “true” way.

anonymous asked:

In the post about being offered orange juice vs alcohol that you reblogged, that wasn't you swearing like a sailor in the tags, was it? Like, "I only drink wine motherfckers" seriously? That doesn't sound like the viria I thought I knew...

How does it sound, then?

Normally on tumblr I do sort of try to clean up my language, but when I am either angry-annoyed-don’t feel the need to cover it up I just speak the way I originally would.

Yes, the viria you thought you knew actually swears like a sailor because it’s her right to do so and write things in her tags the way she feels like without being judged by random people on the internet.

(O ‿ O✿)

So this is how my body changed so far.
The way i did it, is by changing my diet.
No more unhealty eating en binging.
I love to eat good food and search the internet for recepes.
I’m addicted to avocado, quinoa, oatmeal and all kindes of fruit.
Slowely i’m getting my kids and husband to eat all of the stuff to.
Totday i made wraps with quinoa and avocado and my son (5) told me; mummy, you make such yummie food!
Also i drink tons of water, i take a 5cc botle with me everywhere. En drink at least 2l water a day. The only downside is that i have to pee a lot ;)
But now it’s time to tone up!!!!
Totday is the day that i will start with building muscle and hopefully in another six months i can show pictures of some muscle on my body :p

O by the way i’m 5.74 (1.75m)

The Morning After || Bechloe

Chloe was completely freaking out. It was the morning after their performance at the Kennedy Centre for the President’s birthday, and she had hoped that it had all been a horrible dream fuelled by too much Redbull and nerves. When she woke up to see ‘Muffgate’ lighting up her Twitter feed, she almost cried for the… third time? The fourth time? Who was counting any more? 

Yes, she was incredibly upset over the incident. She knew that it had happened to Fat Amy and it was her vagina plastered over the internet, but their reputation as Bella’s was ruined. Three years of being champions, and one wardrobe malfunction had tarnished it!

After managing some breakfast and being informed of the meeting between the Dean and the Acapella board, she was practically a mess. And there was only one person who she wanted to speak to. Beca. After drinking her usual protein shake, she was making her way up the stairs to Beca’s room and knocking on the door loudly. ‘’I’m coming in, whether you’re naked or not!’’ She called out, opening the door to her bedroom dramatically.