aries: gets the party going. challenges everyone to vodka and whisky shots. pisses off scorpio for being too loud.
taurus: goes around hugging everyone and complimenting people’s hair.
gemini: pees with the door open whilst talking to virgo, who is desperately waiting for the toilet.
cancer: goes around handing out water, making self-depreciating jokes. has a heart to heart with taurus.
leo: starts a concert in the main room. plays guitar and sings 2011 one direction songs.
virgo: walks half a mile to the nearest mcdonalds to get everyone a happy meal.
libra: makes out with literally everyone. throws up on aries after 8th shot.
scorpio: sits on the sofa grasping can of beer in their hands. silently strategizing a way to talk to cancer.
sagittarius: spills cider whilst preaching to an audience about the dangers of capitalism. blames it on gemini.
capricorn: calls taxis for everyone. goes upstairs for two hours to watch discovery channel with pisces.
aquarius: also on the sofa. legs up with a joint in their hand. smirking at scorpio’s tense position.
pisces: gives capricorn relationship advice whilst lying in bed drinking rum. both start singing im gonna be (500 miles) by the proclaimers.