drinkin beers

Peom by Steeb.

Oh god I wrote a thing:

my name is Steeb and wen is night
wen Avengers sleeping tite
Hawkeye snorin in his nest
wif teddy snuggled to his chest
Widow in her webby place
Bruce is somwher out in space

Tony werkin on his soots
an Vision doin teh computes
even Wanda disnt see
or Sam when he get up to pee
Thor he is not evn heer
(probly on asgard drinkin beer)
I sneek down to tha hangar bay
an get in quinjet on my way

to Wakanda I will fly
peopl no the reason why
no one sees me i am lucky

i pres defrost
i kis the Bucky

you all are aware that basically the face of the x-men franchise, the character that has been in every single live action x-men film since the beginning, the macho, beer-drinkin, chain smoking all around badass Wolverine is confirmed to be bisexual right

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4 
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin’ coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin’ fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin’ blunts and smokin um’

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya … yeah, what.

ansbr  asked:

Why are you against feminism? From what I can see of your blog you are just as judgmental and rude as you accuse feminists to be. I don't know much about your fundamental beliefs but at least feminism is built on the basic idea of equality and justice. I think you might feel like feminism is obnoxious? Or maybe that feminists attack people to much? But my issue with that is that it seems like you are attacking feminists with just as much fervor and less of a moral basis.

I’m going to go easy as you’ve probably only just discovered feminism and you admit in your other messages that you have only read a few of my posts. But why didn’t you read more before asking why I’m against it? 

If you did bother reading any of my posts, you’d understand my critique goes a lot further than “feminists are rude.” I can tell you are used to debating people who really don’t know what they’re talking about, so all you have to do is throw around the whole “supporting feminism is the moral thing to do and if you don’t then you are immoral” tactic and you’ve won. 

In your second message, you affirm this by saying, “Feminism is about equality between men and women, and if you claim to be a moral person, all of those are objectively good things.“ You did the same in this message as well, saying I attack feminism with little moral basis. Well, you asked why I’m against feminism and you’ve just provided a perfect example. 

It’s these sly, sneaky manipulations which feminists have successfully used to shame and silence opposition for years. If you don’t agree with feminism, you hate women, equality and morality. If you don’t agree with Black Lives Matter, you hate black people. If you don’t agree with illegal immigration, you hate all immigrants. It’s all the same and it it only ever comes from one side. So for someone who believes feminism is the epitome of morality, what exactly is feminism doing that justifies this belief that supporting feminism makes you a moral person? 

You repeat over and over that feminism is about equality for men and women which I’m sure you often whip out the cute dictionary definition to prove it. Though you have to realize the gig is up, that used to be a convincing way to pull the wool over eyes, “how could you possibly be against equality between the sexes” but forty years later and we’re still waiting to find out what exactly feminism has done that benefits both men and women. Years of crooked actions cannot hide behind a dictionary definition. 

Let’s look at feminism’s most common grievances, better known as lies, and you tell me why you think we are immoral for not playing along: 

  • Wage gap myth: Where misogynist businesses are deliberately breaking the law and losing billions in profits by paying men more than women, simply because America hates women. Also, you’d think if women were being unfairly underpaid, they would sue their employer since there’s already two major laws that are enforced to prevent pay discrimination and they would be perfectly in their rights to sue, yet they can never find evidence of it once facts and honesty become a requirement, I wonder why that would be? The myth also collapses the moment you realize the entire framework of it is not comparing an apple to an apple, it’s the obvious difference in wages between a male accountant and female cleaner instead of comparing a male accountant to a female accountant and a male cleaner to a female cleaner. 

  • Male privilege myth: Where despite the fact men are less educated, less graduate, have shorter life expectancies, commit the most suicide, the majority of victims of all violent crime, make up nearly all workplace and service deaths, nearly all those incarcerated, have less legal rights, do society’s most disgusting, dangerous and backbreaking jobs, expected to give up their life for a woman and receive little to no support or charity for men’s issues and diseases, no shelters or protection, no grants or gender-based scholarships, males are still born into a world of privilege where they can sail through life with a breeze while being responsible for women’s oppression by merely existing.

  • Toxic masculinity: Where the behavioral differences and the core identity of being a male is toxic and not only affects all boys but it’s also responsible for harming women. This framework allows feminists to contextualize all of the bad experiences they’ve had with men under a broad umbrella of “toxic masculinity.” It’s the best way to blame men as a whole without directly pointing the finger. If masculinity is really toxic, then what’s the remedy? We already know the answer. Stripping, or feminists would call it liberating men from their masculinity and then they go on to encourage women to be ass kickin, beer drinkin bosses who’s life is work and having onenightstands with a whole bunch of weak men. 

  • Rape culture myth: Where America supports and tolerates a “rape epidemic” known as ‘1 in 5′ (which is a myth itself) and the only way to overcome it is to pull young boys aside in class and tell them over and over that they are potential rapists and rape is wrong. Have you noticed all of these injustices perfectly sums up life under Islamic law by the way. Instead rape culture in America is statues and Blurred Lines. RAINN, the largest anti-rape organization in the country, says “In the last few years, there has been an unfortunate trend towards blaming “rape culture” for the extensive problem of sexual violence on campus. It is important not to lose sight of a simple fact: Rape is caused not by cultural factors but by the conscious decisions, of a small percentage of the community, to commit a violent crime.” 

Then we have manspreading, mansplaining, the male gaze, heteronormativity, crush the patriarchy. Does any of this scream “equality between the sexes”? Or does it have a nasty whiff of deceit, lies and attempts to demonize men and provoke an oppressor-victim paradigm that helps give feminism the power it needs to continue to entice more impressionable young women and continue to rake in the masses of donations and funding? 

And yet you still pretend to have the moral high ground. You have to understand, most people who oppose feminism were once a feminist. You’re under the naive impression that we have no real reason for not supporting it and we “just don’t understand.” Here’s the problem, the majority of women aren’t feminists and it’s because they do understand feminism. Indoctrination only works on an empty mind. That’s the problem. There’s nothing you can “teach” or “explain” to us that we didn’t once say ourselves. 

I understand you’re probably used to arguing with anti-feminists who just shitpost and troll feminists as they have nothing better to do. But the next time you spam my inbox with dumb messages saying I’m immoral and I don’t understand feminism, please come equipped with something a little better. 

All you’re doing is proving my point: Feminism is an emotion-driven scam with no evidence, no facts or credibility. It’s a girls club where only those who agree are allowed membership, if you’re a conservative woman, Trump supporting woman, a pro-life woman or a woman who even slightly steps out of the ideological party line, you join the straight white men as the enemy. Feminism stopped standing for equality a long time ago. 

I already have a feeling you’re not going to reply so I won’t go on. Though if you want to talk more or you’ve managed to find a solid argument against anything I’ve said, please feel free to message me at any time :) xx 

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The (Un)Official Hocus Pocus Drinking Game!

SISTERS! Behold! You have tumbled upon THE GREATEST drinking game that has ever been created. Now grab your broom, your favorite alcoholic beverages, and your best friends…because it’s time to watch “Hocus Pocus” and get terribly drunk. 

You’ll need the following:

  • Beer at least a 24-pack to make it through the movie.
  • Fireball Whisky
  • Vodka
  • Rum
  • Tequila

Here are the rules - you must drink whenever: 

  1. Someone says Thackary Binx’s name (either Thackary or Binx). 
  2. Binx talks about his sister Emily. 
  3. Winnie says “SISTERS”. 
  4. Winnie smacks/hits/shoves one of her sisters. 

  5. The sisters cast a spell together. 

  6. Winnie does magic or casts a spell.
  7. Someone makes fun of someone else for being a virgin.
  8. Sarah flirts with a boy. 
  9. Mary barks at a child. 
  10. The sisters sing or dance.
  11. When the bullies call Alex “Hollywood”. 
  12. Max says something flirty to Allison. 
  13. Binx says something sarcastic or snarky.
  14. Sarah honks the horn on the bus. 
  15. Binx dies and comes back to life. 
  16. The sisters say “Master!”
  17. Billy Butcherson loses a body part (head, fingers..etc.)
  18. Allison opens the Book to look for a spell. 
  19. Each time Billy Butcherson insults Winnie. 

  20. Winnie sucks the life from Max. 

Only one person drinks when:

  1. If you’re a virgin you must drink when Max lights the black flame candle. (see also special rules No. 1.)

  2. Each time Mary smells a child, the youngest person in the room MUST drink. 

  3. When Sarah is singing “Come With Me Children” the youngest person in the room MUST chug their drink before the song is over.

  4. When someone calls Winnifred old or a hag, the oldest person in the room must drink. 

  5. When Mary explodes and turns into dust, the youngest person in the room gets to decide who takes a shot of Rum. 

  6. When Sarah explodes and turns into dust, the oldest person in the room gets to decide who takes a shot of Rum. 

*Special Rules* Everyone must drink during these special scenes:

  1. When Max lights the black flame candle everyone must pour some of their drink into a cup and anyone who’s a virgin MUST drink this “witches brew”.  If no one is a virgin, then you’re all just a bunch of drunk sluts and everyone must drink the witches brew.

  2. When Max makes the “Burning Rain of Death” everyone must take a shot of Vodka. 

  3. When Winifred says “It’s all just Hocus Pocus” then everyone drinks the person to their lefts drink. 

  4. When the sisters have their “Calming Circle” everyone must sit in a circle and drink until they feel calm.

  5. When Winnie and her sisters sing “I Put A Spell On You” everyone must sing along…if you miss a lyric or mess up you must drink until the song is over. If you sing it perfectly choose one person to take a shot of Tequila. If everyone messed up the song, then everyone takes a shot of Tequila. No exceptions.

  6. When Max burns the sisters in the kiln, everyone must take a shot of Fireball Whiskey. No exceptions.

  7. When Winnie explodes and turns into dust everyone takes a shot of rum. 

And that’s it! Game over! Did you win? Or did you all end up like this:

At Least We Have Each Other

Summary: (Y/N) has hunted with the Winchesters for many years. And then Lucifer comes into the picture. But, finally, they have a lead on where he is. They hope to kill Lucifer once and for all. Let’s just say… Plans didn’t go as expected.

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader, (slight) Dean Winchester x Jo Harvelle

Word Count: 3736 (I am so sorry)

Warnings: Multiple character deaths, LOTS OF FEELS (Don’t say I never warned you), maybe a little OOC for Dean.

(A/N): Okay, guys. I know, this is super duper long. I’m sorry. When I first wrote it, it was almost midnight and I think I was on a role. Plus, I was crying, and ya’ll fellow writers know that feeling any kind of strong emotion doesn’t go well with writing. Well, at least not for you guys. Ya’ll have to put up with the outcomes xD. Anywho, this was pretty much my first ever ‘x Reader’ story. I had originally posted this on Wattpad like a year ago maybe, but I just decided to post it on here. What’s the harm, right? Okay, I’ll stop talking. I hope you enjoy. 

OH! And before I get cries of “COPYRIGHT THOOOO”… I know this. Most of the lines in the story belongs to Eric Kripke, the creator of this series. Understand that it needed to be this way. I’m sorry. 

Okay, so NOW on with the story.

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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4 
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin’ coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin’ fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin’ blunts and smokin um’
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya … yeah, what.