How does Isak know Even is drunk? Well, the thing with drunk!Even is that he gets happy and clingy. Don’t get him wrong, Isak is not complaining. Where someone might think he’d find that annoying, he finds the constant need of contact, the flushed cheeks and the ruffled hair of his boyfriend were nothing but adorable.

Even doesn’t drink often, which is why, when he does, he gets drunk pretty quickly. He usually just nurses one or two beers over the timespan of the party but on some occasions he allows himself some more drinks.

If it is one of those rare nights, a few things are very likely to happen:

  • Even exclaiming “Halla!” even though they stood beside each other the whole time with a crinkly smile that makes Isak’s mouth widen into a grin in return. With a much softer and lower voice Isak responds, “Halla, baby.” which earns him nose nuzzles when Even leans in. Isak pecks his lips once and then assesses his boy and asks quietly “You ok?” while he bumps their noses once more. Even nods enthusiastically.

  • Even slumping down close to Isak on a couch (or rather, at least half on him) or scooting closer and closer until he has a leg over or under him before he circles both his long arms around Isak’s middle, settles his head down against his shoulder and sighs contentedly. 

  • Even falling asleep curled beside (or on top of) Isak, who strokes his arms up and down or scratches his head or just has an arm around him.

  • Even talking with Eva, Mags, Eskild, Vilde, Ricardo (who even was that again? A friend of Eskilds? Doesn’t matter tho, he’ll be rambling) about how much he loves Isak. (Drunk Eva and or Eskild always agree excitedly and well a lot of gushing happens until Even goes off to find Isak bc he misses him).

  • Even hugging all the boys repeatedly and telling them how awesome they are. Mahdi and Jonas always gently shove him in the direction of either Isak or Mags when this happens (which both of them gladly take on, Isak not at all jealous that the attention wasn’t on him for a minute. Not at all. Ok? He isn’t. Stop, he really isn’t jeez. But that’s enough Mags, give him back already). 

  • Even inviting everyone for breakfast at their place for the next morning and promising a variety of pancakes, fruitsalat, waffles (cue fingerguns at Mahdi), scrambled eggs etc. 

  • Even allwoing Mags to crash at theirs (which Isak revoks instantly).

  • Even hugging Isak or attacking him with cheek kisses out of the blue even though they were in a conversation with someone else. 

  • Even telling Isak he loves him a good 20 times in an hour and dramatically pouts when Isak doesn’t respond with i love you, too in an instant. (which he really always does but Even is an impatient fucker when drunk). 

  • Even poking into Sana’s dimples when she grinned at something sassy Isak says at which both bio buds roll their eyes but can’t really surpress a smirk.

(Thir friends don’t find the cuddling out of the ordinairy since A) they have seen Even drunk before and B) drunk!isak is honestly way worse with the PDA bc drunk!isak is just one hell of a horny guy.)

Why do you guys like Tate so much? I kinda get the appeal of Tate. I would much rather have like Jimmy or Kyle. I get the appeal of James more because he’s sexy about what he does, but I personally wouldn’t want to be with him. I really wouldn’t want to be with Edward either. Kit would be great because he would always know how to treat you and take good care of you.
Rory would be protective, like how all of them are, he would just spend more of his time going to bigger parties and drinking (Like even more than Kyle). So, I want to know who you guys like and why. If you don’t want to give a reason for why you like them, you don’t have to.

the foxes as the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo quotes
  • <p> <b>Kevin:</b> i'm always prepared. unless, of course, prepared means sober....in which case i'm rarely prepared.<p/><b>Allison:</b> sometimes....things that are expensive....are worse.<p/><b>Matt:</b> he's not bi. me, i'm bi. i'm fresh. i'm hip.<p/><b>Andrew:</b> shoutout to me for instigating the shitstorm.<p/><b>Renee:</b> no, that was a phase. i'm catholic now.<p/><b>Aaron:</b> (how did you steal from mcdonald's?) you have to climb over the counter.<p/><b>Seth:</b> i'm a huge bitch.<p/><b>Dan:</b> okay, fine. i'll go on one date with him, and if i like him then we'll...get married.<p/><b>Neil:</b> i'm gonna take a wet shower.<p/><b>Nicky:</b> wha-what do they put in alcohol that makes it make me do this? what is that? like, if i - i will die if i drink more of that, y'know?....i gotta call my mom.<p/></p>
Questionary Tag | ToriRdz

Rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

OMG so @oswald–copperpot tagged me on this and i’m finally sitting down and making this little BIG questionary. I’m tagging: @cbain56 @bonnefoybaggins @tradigitalhollow @victor-zsasz @sleeping-potatoe @andersandrew @megamicos @sadamenoko21 @drawingcrows @hellomsmultifandom aND THAT’S ALL BECAUSE I CAN’T THINK OF MORE.

  • 1. drink: Mango juice!
  • 2. phone call: My mom and she told me she’s getting home late, LET’S TURN UP THE MUSIC VOLUME YO’.
  • 3. text message: To my boyfriend about scarecrow
  • 4. song you listened to: Beautiful Lie from the BvS Soundtrack.
  • 5. time you cried: Yesterday watching Lego Batman DON’T JUDGE ME.
  • 6. dated someone twice: Nope!
  • 7. kissed someone and regretted it: Yes, a friend, still regret it.
  • 8. been cheated on: Yeah, long ago and i barely remember it!
  • 9. lost someone special: Lots of good friends from highschool
  • 10. been depressed: No, i’ve been pretty positive and happy all my life!
  • 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: No and i hope it never happens!

favorite colors…

  • 12. Grey
  • 13. Black
  • 14. Red
  • in the last year have you…
  • 15. made new friend: Yes! Lots and i love them all <3.
  • 16. fallen out of love: Nope <3.
  • 17. laughed until you cried: Yes, like more than ten times!
  • 18. found out someone was talking about you: Yes, but fuck em’.
  • 19. met someone who changed you: Yes, my boyfriend.
  • 20. found out who your friends are: Indeed, but i let the bad ones go and i continue with my life despite the change or lies. 
  • 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: Well yeah, i have my BF on facebook. 


  • 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: I’m gonna say somewhat 90% of them!
  • 23. do you have any pets: Nope!
  • 24. do you want to change your name: Not really, i like my name and i like my nickname both equally <3.
  • 25. what did you do for your last birthday: I ate pizza with my friends and watched Mike and Dave need Wedding Dates!
  • 26. what time did you wake up: Today 20/07 at 1pm. 
  • 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Drawing!
  • 28. name something you can’t wait for: THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE. HOLY CRAP I CAN’T.
  • 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: Yesterday night!
  • 31. what are you listening to right now: Is She With You? from the BvS soundtrack, i’m listening to it while i answer this!
  • 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: Nope.
  • 33. something that is getting on your nerves: My boyfriend’s family.
  • 34. most visited website: I’m going to say youtube.
  • 35. hair colour: Black and green!
  • 36. long or short hair: Short with a mohawk. 
  • 37. do you have a crush on someone: On The Outsider from Dishonored. I MISS HIS OLD VOICE.
  • 38. what do you like about yourself: I’m pretty positive with my life and ic can finish mostly every project i start!
  • 39. piercings: nope;-;
  • 40. blood type: O+
  • 41. nickname: Bum, bro, Naera. 
  • 42. relationship status: THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS HAS CLEANED MY RELATIONSHIP EVERYTHING IS GOOD <3 but i hate his family tho.
  • 43. zodiac: Libra.
  • 44. pronouns: She/Her.
  • 45. favourite tv show:  In no particular order:
  1. Gotham
  2. The Following
  3. Tokyo Ghoul
  4.  Kuroshitsuji
  5.  Kill la Kill.
  • 46. tattoos: 
  1. I have the Outsider’s mark on my chest. (Dishonored)
  2. An RR on my righ wrist.
  3. The Tokyo Ghoul kanji title on my left wrist. 
  • 47. right or left handed: Right handed(:
  • 48. surgery: Never needed one.
  • 49. piercing: Noo;o;
  • 50. sport: I’m kind of good at swimming. 
  • 51. vacation: I want to go to the sea with my boyfriend;-;
  • 52. pair of trainers: bwhat

more general

  • 53. eating: Nothing.
  • 54. drinking: Water!
  • 55. i’m about to: go make some food because i’m starving.
  • 56. waiting for: Me to get up from bed and make food.
  • 57. want: A Scarecrow funko and more time with my BF.
  • 59. career: I’m half way into Professional Arts!
  • 60. hugs or kisses: BOTH.
  • 61. lips or eyes: Eyes. 
  • 62. shorter or taller: Taller.
  • 63. older or younger: In between.
  • 64. nice arms or nice stomach: Nice arms cuz yo’ gonna carry my FANDOMS WITH ME.
  • 65. hook up or relationship: Relationship.
  • 66. troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker.
  • 67. kissed a stranger: Kiiiind of.
  • 68. drank hard liquor: Yes.
  • 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i don’t use glasses!
  • 70. turned someone down: Yes and i’m prouf of it!
  • 71. sex on the first date: Nope
  • 72. broken someone’s heart: Yes, many.
  • 73. had your heart broken: Like three times.
  • 74. been arrested: Nope!
  • 75. cried when someone died: I cried for months when my two late dogs died.
  • 76. fallen for a friend: Yes.

do you believe in …

  • 77. yourself: YES, U CAN DO IT TORI.
  • 78. miracles: Yes.
  • 79. love at first sight: Nope.
  • 80. santa claus: I believe on lil’ Jesus because we have him on Mexico;-;
  • 81. kiss on the first date: I actually did it once.
  • 82. angels: Nope.


  • 83. current best friend’s name: Sergio.
  • 84. eye colour: Brown!
  • 85. favourite movie:  The prince of Egypt.

Thanks for tagging me!

anonymous asked:

how do I get over a breakup and move on😞

after a breakup y'all gotta work on YOU, put yourself first, maybe even be a little selfish. If you spent time on a relationship and not on you, nows your chance to fix that. Of course take the time (days, weeks) to cry and be a little sad but don’t let that consume you cause I promise after a few months you’ll get past it! Start going to the gym, eating what you want, wearing more makeup and less clothes or vise versa, whatever YOU want!! Drink more water!! this won’t last forever boo

Tagged by the amazing @a-lesnikova I FUCKING LOVE YOU LIKE AAAAAAAAA XD <3

Always post the rules
Answer the 11 questions given to you
Write 11 questions of your own
Tag 11 people


1.) Favorite anti-hero?

Does the Suicide Squad Harley Quinn count? I cosplayed her so she has to be XD

2.) Cross stitch or knitting?

Neither, I can’t do either one XD I can barely sow XD

3.) Favorite cover song?

Animals -> Key Minor

4.) Manga/book/video game that needs an adaptation?

The Nine Live of Chloe King needs to come back on T_T and the Percy Jackson series needs to be better.

5.) Are you superstitious?

A little yes.

6.) Crossover or AU?

Probably AU

7.) Favorite type of tea?

I don’t drink tea. I’m more coffee, but Dr. Pepper has made me their bitch XD

8.) Worst childhood nightmare?

There was this one where a 3 headed dragon would chase me. There was another but I think I repressed it, because I can’t think of it for the life of me. I have dream catchers in my room for when i have nightmares.

9.) Any guilty pleasures?

Anything chocolate!!!

10.) Have you ever won something?

I won many trophies in majorette, one when I was a cheerleader, a few in softball, school achievement awards, band awards, and now one derby trophy and hopefully more in the future.

11.) Favorite writer?

Rick Riordan and Cassandra Clare


1.) Do you have any hobbies?

2.) Were you in anything extracurricular? (art, band, sports, etc)

3.) Are you still doing those things? (if you said no to the last question skip this one)

3.5,) Do you wish you were in anything?

4.) Do you have any regrets?

5.) Most embarrassing memory?

6.) What’s your biggest pet peeve?

7.) What pets do you have?

8.) What animals would you like to have?

9.) What’s at the top of your bucket list?

10.) What are you most passionate about?

11.) What do you like to do in your free time?


@pawndalynn @kingshadows1001 @thekatthatspurple @prisonimagines @tauceti-e @aphrokitty @madamemooncat @unobaka @chibioraclemagi @nanbawriter @saberstormotaku @chuuyazai @aikashipseverything @nanbakadaydreams @surenlicious @riopug @justalittlelivewire @ergastulum-delivers


If only it was that easy, Susan…



It’s been more than a day and I’m still laughing at how the Squire pact in TOZ-X is now just a friendship bracelet while Mikleo and Sorey apparently have each other on telepathic emergency speed dial LOL.

inb4 bro gaydar jokes

‘I’m so tired’. Of life or right now? Get rest, it’s important. Stay hydrated. Try to get eight hours of sleep. If you don’t get eight hours of sleep, have a nap. It’s better to get eight hours of sleep but if you ever don’t get eight hours of sleep, when you get back from school or work, just have a little nap. Because you should always try to get the right amount of sleep in a day.

@danielhowell​ during his live show on the 4th of July 2017

Quotes from Dan (65/?)

A little reminder to try and get as much sleep as possible and drink enough water. 

Married with Benefits (Part 11)

Summary: In order to not pay out-of-state tuition, you ask your friend, Steve Rogers, to marry you. Things, as always, never go as planned. (College AU)

Word Count: 1,191

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10

A/N: I really, really love this part. I hope you do, too!

Originally posted by weheartchrisevans

Before either of you could think to respond, you were being pulled up from the couch by a pair of hands, Bucky’s smile appearing in front of you.

“You’ll have time for all that dirty stuff tomorrow,” he said with a wink.

You looked down at your feet, biting your lower lip and only being able to think on how good it felt to have Steve’s lips against your own. Bucky’s talking became a background noise as you looked at the object of your current lust.

He looked just as baffled as you did, but his eyes met yours as he got on his feet and he sent you a smile. A smile that told you that he had liked what had happened, or that was how you took it as.

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DISCLAIMER: for the love of god, don’t use alcohol with a high concentration if you’re doing this. Literally do. beer shots if you have to. I don’t wanna have any of you sent to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

Well, folks. This is it. The end of Fairy Tail as we know it. The fandom will live on but the series is coming to a close. As a fandom we’ve endured some…wild shit together, be it plot based wild shit or fandom based wild shit, and now is a time to (mostly) put aside our differences and celebrate Fairy Tail as we know it. And what better way to celebrate with a good old drinking game? (A bingo version of this will be available shortly as well!)

1) Please be of legal drinking age in your country to play this with alcohol. You’re welcome to do this with juice or water if you’re underage or uncomfortable with drinking! Or, if you want to wait for the bingo game, that’s an option as well! (Honestly I would say if you’re not an experienced drinker then don’t use alcohol period).
3) If you take a shot of alcohol, your next two shots must be of water before you return to alcohol. This is to ensure that you don’t get alcohol poisoning, and that you stay appropriately hydrated.
4) Only one chug (a chug is defined for this game as a mouthful) for the chapter if you’re drinking high alcohol level drinks (or at all tbh) and no more than three shots per page.
5) Once you’ve chugged ANYTHING, no more alcohol period.
6) This game is designed to cater to everyone in the fandom: those happy with the ending, those unhappy with the ending, and those who don’t give a damn. There’s a wide variety of options here!
7) Honestly now that I think about it, maybe y'all shouldn’t use alcohol period, this list is extensive as fuck. Play at your own risk.

Without further ado, the drinking game @rhosinthorn and I designed!

1) Just to get us pleasantly buzzed: one shot for every one of the Big 4 to go officially canon, two shots if there’s a kiss.
3) If a crackship goes canon then make yourself a cocktail (if you do this, no more drinking).
4) Timeskip + small children for the big four = entire glass of straight vodka (or just a shot).
5) If Jerza is still dancing around each other, take a shot.
6) If a minor ship gets together that we predicted (i.e. ElfEver), half a shot.
7) ¼ a shot for every gloating/whining post in the tags.
8) 5 shots for every ‘don’t be mad at Mashima’ post (…this breaks the no more than three shots per page rule, so for one this one you are to ABSOLUTELY ONLY USE WATER)
9) Three shots for Team Natsu wrecking something. Or their progeny.
10) One shot for every edit of the exact same panel (Eien’s rec: don’t do this one with alcohol, trust me. Please use water.)
11) Chug it if the chapter is entirely full of parallels to other big moments in the series (here’s looking at you, ch 1)
12) One shot for every speech bubble a nakama speech takes up.
13) Two shots if there’s a time skip and Makarov shows up.
14) If the ghosts of Zeref and Mavis show up, chug. Chug hard.
14.b) If ghosts show up at all, chug.
15) One shot for every time someone does Laxus’s hand thing.
16) If Jellal is still technically a criminal, take a shot.
17) If Mest is shafted to the side, shot.
18) If Lucy is returning from a journey where she found Aquarius’s key, shot.
19) Keg stand if Lucy leaves a la Natsu (i.e., just take a shot).
20) Shot if Happy slips in a fat joke.
21) One shot for every item of clothing lost (Eien’s rec: …this is gonna happen a lot, I feel…water only.)
22) Three shots if Gruvia has kids that have a stripping problem.
23) If either of the Gajevy twins says gihihi take a shot.
24) If Lucy’s nickname is still bunny girl, take a shot.
25) If the bunny suit comes up take two shots.
26) If Gajeel still can’t sing, take a shot.
27) If ElfEver is still denying they’re attracted to each other, take a shot. Take another if they’re married.
28) If Miraxus goes canon, then chug. If Fraxus goes canon, then chug.


tfc characters as scottish tweets
  • neil: When you're arguing n someone says "you done arguing now" cheers mate you've just started a second round. Should've kept that on the hush X
  • andrew: Y is my instagram full of crushed avocado and poached eggs on toast for breakfast, just have some coco pops and piss off
  • kevin: Pre drinks is the best, whoever thought of getting pissed before actually getting pissed is genius
  • aaron: replace ma heart wae another liver so a can drink more n care less x
  • nicky: imagine the week before yer wedding ye came home fae work early tae surprise yer bf and walked in on him wearin bootcut jeans
  • dan: Why are boys so nasty to girls n think it they're pure legends for it hahahaha jokes on u when ur wanking into a sock mate
  • matt: They letters you see on twitter of boys tellin their burds they're going to Paris the morn etc stress the fuckin life out a me. What if she canny get her shift covered the morn? Whos gonna walk the dug? Think about these things u absolute maniac
  • renee: Mental what a couple a fairy lights can do, ye could put them on a deed body n id be like omg that's fucking lovely get that on ma Instagram
  • allison: If u see somecunt in the cinema buying popcorn, nachos n a juice theyre a drug dealer. No other explanation for that sort eh disposable income
  • jean: ever just think to urself, check the fucking state of my life
  • riko: Everybody's got that cousin that's really fuckall to do with ye, just your maw n their maw have been pals since Yous were cabbages
Mister Hockey and the boy crying in the kitchen

(complete version)

Alternate Universe where Bitty is a figure skater at Samwell. He and Jack meet for the first time at #Epikegster 2014.

warning labels: Alcohol, mentioned homophobia, Parse. 

 Jack went down the stairs with a huff of annoyance. The first floor of the Haus was packed from wall to wall. Loup thumping music, laughter and yells that were barely tolerable from his room now seemed almost tangible, crushing him from all sides. He could already feel the beginnings of a headache.

 He pushed his way through and managed to reach the kitchen unscated. Only three guys were sitting at the table, loudly debating Plato’s cavern versus the Matrix, and another was leaning on the counter near the stove, muttering to himself.

Jack opened a cupboard, swore under his breath when he saw that it was empty of their usual mugs, glasses and bottles. He took a new red solo cup from the enormous pack available to all, and filled it with tap water, trying to ignore the guys at the table.

 ‘…aren’t you the most precious thing, baby…’

 Jack turned around. The guy next to the oven was muttering endearments with a southern drawl- but there was no one next to him. He wasn’t even holding a phone.

 Jack had a doubt. Was the guy talking to him?

 ‘Yes, you are lovely, a bit old, but I would love you, and take care of you, and create glorious things with you, oh sweetheart, if only…’

 The guy was not talking to Jack. He was talking to the oven.

 He was also, apparently, completely drunk.

 ‘… better things than pizza rolls, you can be sure of that, you sexy thing…’

 Jack was a moment away from heading back to his room when he heard a sob.

 ‘… but it’s not to be, pretty thing, you and I will have to go our own separate ways and- sniffle- get with our own lonely lives and - oh lord, I’m being ridiculous-’

 ‘Huh-’ started Jack. ‘Are you okay?’

 The guy turned around. He looked older than Jack expected. At least, he seemed to be over eighteen. Jack only had an impression of eyes and blond before he got the drunkest and fakest smile he ever saw in his life.

 ‘HI!’ said the boy. ‘Gosh, you’re big.’

‘… are you okay?’ repeated Jack.

 ‘Why, yes, of course! I’m peachy!’

 ‘You’re crying.’

 The guy seemed surprised by this fact. He dried his tears with the sleeve of his hoodie and made a dismissive gesture with his other hand.

 ‘Don’t mind me, sweetheart, I’m being silly.’

 ‘…You were crying,’ insisted Jack. ‘And talking to the oven.’

 ‘Well, no one else seemed to give her love, so I figured-’

 He stopped himself and looked at Jack.

 ‘You’re the Captain of the hockey team,’ he realised. ‘This is your house. This is your oven.’

 ‘…Yes? In a manner of speaking?’

 ‘What’s her name?’

 ‘Whose name?’

 ‘The OVEN,’ insisted the guy.

 ‘She- it doesn’t have a name?’

 ‘Blasphemy. If I had the chance to own such a lovely baby, I would name her something adorable! Like Daisy, or Betsy, and I would bake everyday, I would make pies and cookies and biscuits and-’

 He burst into tears.

 Jack threw a look around. The guys at the table were staring at them.

 ‘Dude, what’d you do to him?’


 ‘D’you break up with him or something?’

 ‘No! We just met! He was talking about the oven- and then- and then-’

 He made a helpless motion towards the crying boy.

 ‘Maybe you should do something about it?’ suggested one of them.

 ‘Like what?’

 ‘Dunno. Something. To make him stop crying.’

 Jack hesitated. He thought about retreating to the safety of his room, where the music didn’t hurt his ears and blonde strangers didn’t burst into tears at the sight of a kitchen appliance.

 Awkwardly, he lifted a hand and patted the guy’s shoulder.

 ‘…there, there,’ he muttered, feeling like the most ridiculous man on Earth.

 He got several thumbs ups from the table residents. Which didn’t help his predicament at all. The boy was still crying.

 ‘Hey, hey, shh, don’t cry, everything is going to be okay…’

 ‘You don’t know that!’ wailed the blonde boy.

 ‘Okay, you’re right. Maybe, huh, what could make it right?’

 ‘I want to BAAAAAAAAAKE!’

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