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I sctually looked at my body in the mirror today and realized? I’m kind of pretty? And it was a very strange feeling but I feel really good and I know that I’ll have a lot more body image issues in the future but if I can remember and reflect on these good moments it will be okay

slow hands || ashton irwin

based on the song by niall horan, because im obsessed.

You grin across the bar. The guy you’d been flirty with for weeks had once again shown up and he spotted you almost immediately.  

He grins, stops at the bar and gets two drinks and then makes his way over to your table. Your friends quickly vacate.

“Good to see you again.” He grins, pressing his lips to your cheek. He hands you the drink, “thought you said you didn’t come here often.” He says in your ear.

“Figured I had to keep coming back since this is where I see you.” You grin flirtatiously at him, letting your hand rest on his arm. “Thanks for the drink.” You wink.

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Now it can be revealed: The best post-workout recovery drink. 

I feel more energetic this morning. And you know why? Yep, I discovered the beverage used by ancient civilizations after they worked out at the gym. This secret recipe can be yours for only $10.00 deposited in my PayPal account. Customers outside the USA? I will rely on you to do the currency conversion yourselves. Math isn’t my strong point and my head is buzzing right now. 

what i say: im fine

what i mean: i keep seeing people taking pictures of mountain dew code red and being like, OMG I FOUND THE RARE BE MORE CHILL DRINK!!!!! TIME MACHINE TO THE 90s MY ASS!!! but when bmc was made (the musical at least), code red was a thing. bmc refers to mountain dew RED, not CODE red. they’re two different drinks. mountain dew red came out before the original green one and hasn’t been sold in stores since. mountain dew CODE red is just a different flavor of mountain dew. they’re two totally different drinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

got tagged by @wandererspaean, i’m tagging @thefreshpawofeorzea, @thefateofivalice, @the-foul-vol, @jenesislabariel and @dravanian

I’m gonna do it for the Jenova version of this character, since I think I’ve already done one for the Balmung version.

NAME:  Judith Langdon Paw
AGE: 3
HEIGHT: 5′4″
SPECIES: Aether Golem in the shape of a Miqo’te Seeker of the Sun
GENDER: Male
NAMEDAY: 14th Sun of the First Umbral Moon
RESIDENCE: Da Family Manse, Goblet East
MARITAL STATUS: Single
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral: Jude has no special desire to save the people of Eorzea- he prizes the freedom to go where he wishes above all else, and only considers his allegiance to fall with those who can afford to pay him well for his efforts. When the coin runs out, so does he, traveling on to his next adventure, and hopefully more profit.
DRINK: Chilled wine (with a preference for Ala Mhigan Red), tea
FOOD:  Aldgoat steak, anything sweet
DAY OR NIGHT: Night
SNACKS: Candied chestnuts
PET:  Rolanberry, his black chocobo: This fearsome animal doesn’t seem to like anyone but Jude, thrashing wildly and pecking at anyone else that tries to draw near. It’s also worth noting that, being a black chocobo, he looks nothing like an actual rolanberry. The name makes sense to Jude, but very few others.
COLOR: Gold and crimson, the colors of coin and blood, respectively. He loves nothing so well as fighting, and most especially fighting for profit, and so he has adopted gold and crimson as the colors of his personal standard.
FLOWER: Jude doesn’t know enough about plant life to properly identify the flowers he likes, but he tends to enjoy desert blooms.
SEXUALITY: Bisexual
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Biromantic
BODY TYPE: Thickset and stocky, Jude is powerfully built in a way that isn’t quite proportional with his diminutive frame, to the point that he sometimes has difficulty finding equipment that fits him properly. He’s acquired a bit of a paunch recently from overindulgence in the fine food his free company tends to have laying around.
EYE COLOR:  Sky Blue
HAIR COLOR: Spun Gold

also apparently there’s going to be 2 malec flashbacks this season, and in one scene they’re going back to, magnus was cleanshaven, but he won’t be in the flashback.

magnus just so happens to be with alec and cleanshaven in 1x06, aka ‘stay for just one more drink?’ episode, aka alec stays over at magnus’ for drinks, aka we never found out what exactly happened when alec stayed over at magnus’ place and he never elaborated to izzy 

anonymous asked:

Do you have any tips on how to get a thigh gap and skinny legs? Im 13 years old and I really want skinny legs when school starts

Noo… what? I can’t remember worrying about stuff like that when I was 13. That makes me so sad.😔
You are beautiful the way you are, if you want to get a little more healthy that’s great! Dance more, drink more water, eat many fruits and veggies and enjoy life.
Go for walks and don’t eat that much fast food. That’s enough, believe me. And your legs are perfect the way they are.💞

okay hello sam again let’s see

sam pls be awesome

the maester has a point here y’all need style

awww sam likes poetry

the fuck sam

WAIT IF SAM IS CURING JORAH FOR REAL I’M SERIOUSLY RECYCLING THIS TO HEAL JONC THE NEXT TIME I WRITE CANON FIC

…. oh god

for the love of everything

jorah pls ;_____; ugh I kinda how he manages to smooch dany before he inevitably dies

okay sam do ur magic

OH

OH

HE REALIZED THAT HE WAS JEOR’S SON ;_____; AWWWWWWWWWWW

SAM YOU’RE THE BEST

sam/jorah new crackship

k jorah I’ll drink with you

cheers

NOW HE’S TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF EEEEEEEE sam I see u appreciating

lol no jorah he’s never done this before but he’s your only chance sooooo

sounds horrible ew

sam I so do NOT envy you

XDDDD sam you’re my fave tho <33333333

blergh

jorah drink some more wine and fall the fuck asleep pls

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GOD 

that shot going from the surgery to the food was fucking disgusting

If only it was that easy, Susan…

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It’s been more than a day and I’m still laughing at how the Squire pact in TOZ-X is now just a friendship bracelet while Mikleo and Sorey apparently have each other on telepathic emergency speed dial LOL.

inb4 bro gaydar jokes