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theladypeartree  asked:

*Dear Lord, please let Kent find happiness with his own ice crew member. Amen*

lololololol

for real, at one point i had a whole kent ice crew au planned out and i just never got around to writing it… IM THE WORST!

(also me oh my im a little drunk)

so i met this guy whos really not my type but somehow i take him home with me everytime i see him and we end up talking till 6am 

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“You can’t just sit out here in the rain, boy.”

Modern runaway AU   ✨  Chance encounters at coffee shops, Graves inviting Credence into the warmth of his home, possible dubious intentions? Who knows?
(Also feat. a lil Graves that Kai doodled that’s been along for the entire ride)
Art blog: questionartbox
[Commissions] [Ko-Fi]

anyways who wants to summon jimmy buffet with me

By popular demand, my Junkrat fansong! recorded just as I was loosing my voice, so it’s pretty unpolished but then again, so is Junkrat. Just a cutesy little song on ukulele about mass destruction, like you do. Download at soundcloud source. <3

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5…
Strap live grenades to your arms and legs
or what of ‘em is left!
4…
make sure you aim for whatever you came for
and bury the rest!
3…
find a friend, or pay someone to pretend
who is worse than all your enemies combined!
2…
play nice, take my advice
and you’re gonna have a real good time!

1…

BOOM! kapow! Bam! Wham! Blazzow!
Slam, crash, smash, bash, sizzle and pop!
Crack and hiss! Zap, smack and Twist!
Who cares if you miss? Make a big noise
Give 'em the BOOM! (x2)

5…
Light the wick of the dynamite stick
at both ends, friend, and take aim!
4…
break open the door, tear apart the floorboards
and set 'em aflame!
3…
Take everything that you see, it’s all free
whether or not it’s nailed down!
2…
its true, kid it’s all you,
hit the road and blow this town!

1…

BOOM! kapow! Bam! Wham! Blazzow!
Slam, crash, smash, bash, sizzle and pop!
Crack and hiss! Zap, smack and Twist!
Who cares if you miss? Make a big noise
Give 'em the BOOM! (x2)

Give 'em the BOOM! (x2)
Ahhhh!!!

We come from the scorched and dying earth
dig through trash and fight off rats to find our fortune
it’s a shame that life is pain and living hurts
but if you set yourself on fire, then you can do the scorching!

BOOM! kapow! Bam! Wham! Blazzow!
Slam, crash, smash, bash, sizzle and pop!
Crack and hiss! Zap, smack and Twist!
Who cares if you miss? Make a big noise

(54321)
Give 'em the-

BOOM! kapow! Bam! Wham! Blazzow!
Slam, crash, smash, bash, sizzle and pop!
Crack and hiss! Zap, smack and Twist!
Who cares if you miss? Make a big noise!
Who cares if you miss? Make a big noise!
Who cares if you miss? Make a big noise!

Give 'em the BOOM!

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The signs when drunk
  • Aries: more relaxed and open than usual... like they'll actually tell you anything
  • Taurus: "You're drunk" "FUCK YOU"
  • Gemini: won't stop laughing and tells bad jokes that don't make sense, plus no train of thought whatsoever
  • Cancer: runs off often and needs to be constantly supervised by a friend
  • Leo: Busy vomiting somewhere
  • Virgo: "You guys are such lightweights honestly, keep up"
  • Libra: I'm not drinking tonight *an hour later* FUCK ME UP
  • Scorpio: their inner desires become hard to hide from those they love and can be read like a book
  • Sagittarius: buddies with everyone but suffers a hardcore hangover the next day
  • Capricorn: *clearly drunk* I'M NOT DRUNK YET!
  • Aquarius: just - keeps - going
  • Pisces: either roasting everyone hardcore or explaining how much they love them - no in between