drink it all up

anonymous asked:

I just taught my girlfriend how to make a smoothie that has spinach in it but tastes like banana and she seems so happy it's kinda adorable. I know how to make gross healthy things taste good because my dad is a total health freak and is scared of me getting overweight. Kale chips to the rescue! ✨

Love is helping ur loved ones be healthy bc u love em a lot and support their desires to be healthy and happy 👌

rising signs when drunk
  • Aries: loud af, super fun, changes the music and dances by themselves, sometimes a bit of a dick (in the BEST WAY POSSIBLE), makes everyone dance with them, the one usually to come up with an idea to ride down a hill on some cardboard they found (SO FUN), probs will steal a sign
  • Taurus: probs drunk eating or hanging out in the kitchen, always on the look out for food or a snuggle, really well dressed and presented, super touchy and affectionate (often they're not super affectionate), SUPER giggly lmao, almost a mom-friend but if you're not a CLOSE friend they rly will not give a fuck, will very likely take off their clothes bc they feel so restricted
  • Gemini: giggly as hell, absolute SHIT talker, could probably win a debate with their confidence when drunk, tends to like run away, ditzy and off the planet entirely, somehow manages to talk with everyone at the party, doesn't really remember their names, accidentally flirty but only bc they are on their own level
  • Cancer: Super mom-friend if you're a close pal, will not give a fuck if you're not close, really loves food, tends to be super fun and captivating, really social and flirty, doesn't take it anywhere though so when it gets more than flirty they kinda just... leave that situation, can get offended rly quickly but also as quickly is laughing in the centre of the room
  • Leo: the organiser, lights up the party when they walk in, everyone is playing drinking games around them, always dressed on-POINT, laughs really loud, NEVER empty handed, always chatting to a group of people really animatedly, will find/swap clothes with someone by the end of the night, first one to get everyone to do shots for the night, forward rolls away from a bad convo, life of the party
  • Virgo: tries to look after everyone at first, makes sure they're comfortable, really sweet and caring, then gets absolutely smashed, talks shit and gets super direct, tells people they're wrong and corrects them in a hilarious way, doesn't shut up when they get started, makes sure everyone is super drunk and having fun, will be the one to hold back hair even if they just threw up
  • Libra: will touch EVERYTHING, super flirty and huggy, friends with everyone in a charming way, has control of the music ALWAYS and will complain when it's shit, somehow has everyone's details by the end of the night, HILARIOUS, talks really fast when they get excited, makes people chug their drinks and starts a chant off, usually ends up hooking up with someone at the end of a night
  • Scorpio: magnetic as hell, super dark and sarcastic at the beginning, cynical and observes, then decides who the fun people are at a party and gets LOOSE AS HELL, seductive and a smooth talker, will definitely bring someone home with them, gets someone's number, dances on the tables, sings/raps a song surprisingly perfectly, charming and witty, super funny
  • Sagittarius: omg life of the party with leo rising, does literally their own thing 100% of the time, gets on their own buzz entirely, makes a brand new friend group and runs off with them during the night, might just run off in general, makes a speech early in the night, makes the FUNNIEST jokes, can talk about politics and also absolutely nothing within the same conversation, always with a drink
  • Capricorn: witty and observant at first, then comes out of their shell and a completely different side to them emerges, will leave mid convo if it's boring, is sarcastic and loud, starts running around and somehow gets the energy of 5 billion condensed suns, gets really confident, speaks and laughs loudly
  • Aquarius: SOCIAL AS HELL, big arms and wild movements, always dresses so uniquely and cool, deeply involved in all drinking games, always ends up scoring more alcohol somehow (it's often given to them), takes a heap of selfies but immediately deletes them if they look slightly bad, will not ever stop talking
  • Pisces: absolutely wildly silly, laughing super hard on one side, and then mid-conversation sprints into another bc they like what they're talking about more, sometimes has a break where they suddenly get sad or mad, but then immediately reverts back to their cloud 9 state, gets a shitload of energy, meets everyone in the party and almost immediately forgets their name, always gets super drunk, passes out, wakes up and keeps going
thanks for inviting me to the party. if you need me, i’ll be in the corner, drinking & trying not to make eye contact
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so uh, about aizawa,

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It’s been more than a day and I’m still laughing at how the Squire pact in TOZ-X is now just a friendship bracelet while Mikleo and Sorey apparently have each other on telepathic emergency speed dial LOL.

inb4 bro gaydar jokes

New Quotes From the New Map When You Look Through the Telescope.

Genji: I will never look at tsukimi the same way again…


Mcree: Really gives you a perspective on the world, what’s going on down there…agh..I need a drink.



Pharah: It all looks so peaceful from up here…



Reaper: The view’s not bad..



Soldier 76: Earth…I’ve gone through a lot for you..I hope you appreciate it.



Sombra: That’s something you don’t see every day..



Tracer: Wow…I think I understand what Winston felt like, now…looking back at the Earth from ‘ere..



Bastion: silence 



Hanzo: The concerns of my life seem so..distant from up here..



Junkrat: I think I can see my trailer from up here! (or) Really makes you think..doesn’t it?



Mei: Our world is worth fighting for…



Torbjorn: Well..the view’s not bad..


Widowmaker: Eheh…a bit more powerful than my scope…


D.Va: Wow..the view is amazing!


Orisa: i wish Efi could be here…perhaps someday..


Reinhardt: It all looks so SMALL from up here!


Roadhog: Well..okay then..


Winston: The first day or so,we all pointed to our countries.The third or fourth day, we were pointing to our continents, by the fifth day…we were aware of only one Earth.


Zarya: “After flying around Earth on a satellite, I witnessed how beautiful our planet is. People, let us save and multiply it’s beauty, not destroy it.” A quote from Yuri Gagarin, the Russian cosmonaut and first human in space.


Ana: It’s not bad..but it’s also not Hawaii.


Lucio: I never thought I’d see the world like this..


Mercy: It all seems so peaceful from up here..


Symmetra: (sigh) From here, it all looks to be so orderly and peaceful..


Zenyatta: the damage doesn’t look as bad from up here…

some stuff to do for self-care 💕

- drink tea/coffee/water/ur fav drink honestly
- watch your favorite tv show or movie all snuggled up in blankets
- paint on yourself
- cry it out when you need to
- write and write and write and write
- or make lots and lots of art
- skincare!!!! pamper yourself~
- go out with your best friend/sibling/parent/anyone you really enjoy being around
- watch those random tumblr vids of cute animals (does anyone know that one video of sounds sloths make yeah)
- meditate
- take a nap!!
- change your sheets and change into pajamas
- make your favorite meal
- listen to music that makes you calm/happy

Types as plants 🌱

ISTP Leafy little tree, growing somewhere strange, the side of a mountain perhaps? A remote island? Very impressive 🌳

ISTJ Flowering hydrangea, many leaves to drink up the sun, loved by all the bees, crowned bee overlord with high honors 🐝

ISFP Tiger Lily, fierce, statement flower and centerpiece, may require extra care but is definitely a show stopper 🐯

ISFJ White roses, protective thorns, grows in the soil but deserves the best vase ! A good flower ! 🌹

INTP Small cactus, v prickly but sometimes grows flowers, needs very little water but lots of encouragement 🌵

INTJ Redwood (extra mega tall), will not stop growing even if you ask. Do not chop this tree ! The thought of being common house furniture is unsettling 🍂

INFP Willow tree, calm and happy, many birds live here !  A little bit sad but a very good tree, deserves all the sunlight 🕊

INFJ The apple tree ! Feeds all its friends, has very good fruit, but what happens when the fruit is gone??? Crisis mode ENGAGED 🍎

ESTP Killer Algae, flowey and leafy and lives in the ocean ! Too bad they deprive marine life of food and habitat (good thing they’re cute) 🌊

ESTJ Succulents ! Tiny and green and sit in the window, certainly not going anywhere, don’t worry about forgetting to water, this independent succulent doesn’t need you 🎍

ESFP Cherry blossoms, jaw dropping, people come from all around to see you bloom ! Truly the epitome of style and aesthetic 🌸

ESFJ Tulips in the family garden, watering cans and ladybugs, your friendly neighborhood hummingbird feeder ! Planted neatly in nice little rows 🌷

ENTP Venus fly trap. Very interesting, composed of personality and flesh dissolving acid. Goodbye bugs you are gone 🐞

ENTJ Ivy, confident and ever climbing, quite the aesthetic addition to the garden! Be warned though, for ivy can keep out weeds, but if not managed, can harm the trees as well 🌿

ENFP Cannabis, loved by many, knows just how to chill, truly a staple in the friend group ! As long as they’re kept grounded and in control, they’re all set for some fun🍁

ENFJ Money tree ! A loyal and giving plant, must be watered just right, and reminded to keep a little cash for themselves. A very lovely plant ! 💸

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I love this ridiculous, trashy, rowdy, obscene bar.

Bonus (Kix-drank-too-much edition):

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J: learning how to make all the drinks is fun tho! even if i still mess up a lot right now ,,,,

M: you ARE DOING GREAT AND THEY ARE LUCKY TO HAVE U!

jjonghugs  asked:

Heyyy I know you may have blocked requests but when they're open again, can you do one with Shinee as drunks?! Thank you!! No I'm not drunk, you are!

hohohoho you got it babe ;)

onew:

  • casually pounding shots
  • keeps pouring his members shots and if they refuse, pulls out the hyung card 
  • taemin dared him (with a shit-eating grin) to one-shot the soju bottle
  • stares dead at the members as he downs it allllllllll
  • shakes the bottle over his head for effect (onew: ONE SHOT / shinee: omg we need to carry him home) 
  • tbh he’s fine and will probably be carrying someone else home (taemin hundo p) 
  • goes on eating the dried squid on the table 
  • and also all of the crackers 
  • finding it very difficult to peel this clementine 

jonghyun:

  • suggests drinking games even though he’s so bad at them 
  • tbh he just wants to sing the drinking song in the beginning 
  • “마셔라, 마셔라, 마셔라, 술이 들어간다 쭉~ 쭉~ 쭉~” (drink, drink, drink, alcohol goes down well, well, well) 
  • also a terrible drinker and avoid shots 
  • once he didn’t want to a shot and just dumped it while everyone else drank (minho saw and they never stopped giving him shit for it) 
  • keeps talking about space (”it’s just so BIG and like the moon is just *there* in the sky isn’t that so amazing” / ot4: mhmmm) 
  • when they are in the vicinity of their dorm, he immediately struggles out of his clothes (”i hate clothes” / key: omg jonghyun pls you are an idol and we are in the elevator you canNOT be doing this rn there is a cctv in here YOU’RE GOING TO CAUSE A SCANDAL) 
  • pantless jonghyun running down the hall!!!!!!!!!!!!!

key:

  • his daegu satoori (accent) is OUT
  • if people are talking over him: “yah. yah. YAH LISTEN TO ME”
  • pressing his glass of ice water to his face bc he is heating up and needs to cool tf down 
  • keeps making i’m so hot jokes tho 
  • what’s in his shot glass is not actually soju  
  • surreptitiously poured water in it beforehand 
  • made eye contact with jonghyun when he did it (*mouths* i will murder you / jong: *nods* wait but me too) 
  • aigoo he wasn’t even going to drink today and now he’s mildly wasted 
  • LET’S GO TO THE CLUB 
  • at the dorm: is still able to brush his teeth, do his entire skincare routine, take out his contacts, put in his retainer 
  • @ himself when he wakes up: incredible 

minho:

  • not drunk
  • key: yes you are / minho: i will fight you and your WHOLE family / key: and my point is made for me
  • want to see how many shots he can do in a minute (ot3: absolutely not / taemin: yeah) 
  • giggling a lot 
  • asked the bar owner v cutely to turn on dream girl for them (shinee: you have no shame / minho: SHINEE’S BACK) 
  • two seconds later, standing on their chairs: drEEEAAM GIRL~~~~~~
  • refusing to drink water bc he will win. he will win against alcohol (onew: minho, i’m talking to sober you rn. sober you wants you to drink water. / minho: sober me is a wet blanket) 
  • in the morning: fUCK / onew: *chucks a water bottle at him* i fking told you

taemin: 

  • concentrating really hard on the table to make it stop moving
  • needs to close one eye to see his texts (taemin: im ginbe / kai: what) 
  • things are fine
  • he just needs to drink a lil bit of water
  • spills it all over his shirt while he tries to drink out of the water bottle
  • looks like he’s a participant in a wet t-shirt contest tbh
  • 2 mins later: why is he wet 
  • looks down like aw man 
  • it sobers him up a bit tho 
  • wakes to to multiple messages from his squad group chat like “did you live” 
  • brightens up considerably when he realizes that he has his phone!!!!
  • drunk tae is arguably more responsible than sober tae (key: you mean you have good friends you lil shit you threw your phone across the room last night and i picked it up) 
Magickal Frappuccinos!

As a witch and an avid coffee lover, I felt like its time for some frappuccino magick (and some suggested stones you can pair with them)!

A little disclaimer - No, I am not being paid to post this or anything… I just really like coffee. 😊

☕ Caramel - Bring some sweetness into your day! Caramel is sticky and sweet, so drink some to attract positivity and comfort to stick with you throughout the day! You could also drink it while you’re studying to help things stick in your brain. Pair with sodalite.

☕ Chai Creme - Don’t you mean the perfect spiced up love potion in coffee form?? This frappuccino uses a spicy chai tea which contains black tea, cardamom, cinnamon, ginger, clove, star anise, and pepper aka your perfect blend of passion, charm, courage, lust, and aphrodisiacs.. *wink wink*. Pair with garnet.

☕ Cinnamon Dolce - On the go? Pairing cinnamon, coffee, and sugary goodness is great for boosting your energy! Relaxing? Who doesn’t love a warm cinnamon-y sugar feeling? You can also use this beverage to bring peace and relaxation! Pair with carnelian / blue lace agate. 

☕ Coffee - Coffee is fantastic for mental clarity and grounding. If you’re having one of those days, get some coffee and go for a walk. Take advantage of the boosted alertness to enjoy nature, clear your mind, and overcome any internal blockages. Pair with hematite.

☕ Cotton Candy - (Does not contain caffeine) This vanilla and raspberry frappuccino is perfect for two things: peace and love. Vanilla’s calming aroma paired with this fruit of patience encourages peace of mind. On the other hand, vanilla’s loving vibrations paired with raspberries’ fidelity give you a perfect romance drink. (Raspberries are also used with pregnancy spells which is great because it is also caffeine free!) Pair with moonstone.

☕ Green Tea - Matcha green tea is great for healing! It boosts immunity, reduces bad cholesterol, promotes healthy cell growth, is high in antioxidants, and helps you to relax if you are tense. When drinking, you can see your beverage cleansing and detoxing with every sip you take. Pair with bloodstone. 

☕ Java Chip and Mocha - One word: chocolate. These two frappuccinos are practically the same thing except one has chocolate chips in it, so I’m going to group them together. Chocolate is all about love and friendship, and people often give or receive chocolate as rewards. Pair it with a self-love bath and indulge. You deserve it! Pair with rhodonite. 

☕ Midnight Mint - How about a minty sweet cleanse? Mint is all about protection and cleansing, and when paired with chocolate brings a little positivity with it. Mint is also great for breaking spells, hexes, and jinxes, so if you’re feeling a bit wary, go grab yourself a drink! Pair with black tourmaline.

☕ Pumpkin Spice - The perfect drink around Samhain to give you all your favorite fall spices in one! Pumpkins are fantastic for bringing some money your way especially when paired with the other spices in your PSF. On top of that, pumpkins are great for divination. Tarot readings in Starbucks, anyone? Pair with aventurine. 

☕ Strawberries & Creme - (Does not contain caffeine) Strawberries are very similar to raspberries correspondence wise. This drink is great for innocent or platonic love and happiness! Pair this drink with a friendship spell, or just grab one with your best bud. Pair with rose quartz.

☕ Vanilla Bean -(Does not contain caffeine) Vanilla is always known for its amazing aroma! This drink is fantastic to drink for positivity, whether for yourself, or paired with a spell for others or your home. Pair with amethyst.

☕ White Chocolate Mocha - I love white chocolate for glamour! Just like regular chocolate, it brings positivity, but white chocolate has a sweeter and lighter taste to it. Drink this in the morning to give yourself some boosted confidence and self-positivity for the day! Pair with selenite.

Added note: You can always switch out regular milk for almond milk! Almond milk is great for wisdom, prosperity, fruitfulness, and healing. 

Drink up and enjoy!

Originally posted by crystalclaire7

Rising Signs When Drunk

Aries: loud af, super fun, changes the music and dances by themselves, sometimes a bit of a dick (in the BEST WAY POSSIBLE), makes everyone dance with them, the one usually to come up with an idea to ride down a hill on some cardboard they found (SO FUN), probs will steal a sign

Taurus: probs drunk eating or hanging out in the kitchen, always on the look out for food or a snuggle, really well dressed and presented, super touchy and affectionate (often they’re not super affectionate), SUPER giggly lmao, almost a mom-friend but if you’re not a CLOSE friend they rly will not give a fuck, will very likely take off their clothes bc they feel so restricted

Gemini: giggly as hell, absolute SHIT talker, could probably win a debate with their confidence when drunk, tends to like run away, ditzy and off the planet entirely, somehow manages to talk with everyone at the party, doesn’t really remember their names, accidentally flirty but only bc they are on their own level

Cancer: Super mom-friend if you’re a close pal, will not give a fuck if you’re not close, really loves food, tends to be super fun and captivating, really social and flirty, doesn’t take it anywhere though so when it gets more than flirty they kinda just… leave that situation, can get offended rly quickly but also as quickly is laughing in the centre of the room

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draco is drunk and speaks his mind.

DRACO : hey Potter!

HARRY : yes Malfoy?

DRACO : remember the times I hated you? well i didn’t. you were and always continue to be amazing and brave and everything i couldn’t have and my heart races whenever i see your stupid face. you probably aren’t gay but i’m as gay as fuck and I kinda love you.

HARRY : …lets get you another drink. 

*twenty minutes later, four more drinks, and snogging in a corner of the pub*

DRACO : my father will not be hearing about this…;)

The Yams per Minute Story

SO… WHY ISN’T THIS EVERYWHERE BY NOW.

Misha told us a new story today at the panel. A college days story, which is my favorite kind of story.

Because college students are poor, Misha lived off of cheap, nutritious foods like rice and beans. He also recalled reading somewhere that you can live off of yams, so he bought 10 at the store one day on impulse (maybe they were having a sale at the time?). He brought them home, but of course he didn’t eat them right away and they started to go bad.

He realizes that he has to eat them all fairly quickly, so he decides to turn it into a game.

He bets his four roommates $10 each that he can eat these 10 yams in 10 minutes. They take him up on it. He eats the first yam in a minute and a half, and he gets through the second one by like the 6 minute mark and he’s starting to gag. He’s halfway through the third before he realizes that he is never going to finish and he feels awful. So he gives up and calls the competition off.

In his defeat he wobbles over to the pantry, and he sees this bottle of apple cider vinegar sitting there. Conveniently, he remembered that as kids, he and Sasha used to take shots of that stuff so he believed he’d built up a tolerance for it.

He carries the bottle back over to the table and he says, “Ok, guys. Double or nothing I drink this whole thing… in one minute.”

He throws up all over the fucking place. 

It happened so quickly that he didn’t even realize what was happening at first. It just all came out. Everywhere.

So by the end of the day, college-aged Misha is out $80 and he has to clean up his own yam-and-vinegar puke mixture off the kitchen floor.