drink arse feck girls

So with this "cheeky nandos" meme thing going around, I decided to make a list of Irish memes.

-“what would you say to a cup of tea?”

-“feck, drink, girls”

- “sure be grand”

-“feck, shite, arse”

-jumbo breakfast roll

-“ahh gowan”

-“bye bye bye bye bye bye bye”

-mammy

-“I caaaaaannnnttt do it”

-a three in one

-“I will yea”

-“go way outa that”

-“you know your wan? You do, with the hair?!”

-love hate

-fair city

-*breathes in while saying “yeah”*

-pennys=thanks

“Slow down tommy!!”

-tayto

- *sings* 1890 222222

-curry chips

-sucking diesel

-€1 corneto

-“ya muppet”

-Kilkenny v Tipperary

Father Ted rp starters
  • “Drink!”
  • “Feck!”
  • “Arse”
  • “Girls!”
  • “Oh bolloks..”
  • “You feckin’ ejit!”
  • “Ah, you’re here so!”
  • “No, there’s no one else here.”
  • “Go on!”
  • “You left _____ in charge of a funeral?!”
  • “Not toilet duck again..”
  • “Maybe I like the misery!”
  • “You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!”
  • “What is he on about?”
  • “I’m on the toilet.”
  • “NUNS!!”
  • “If you ever try to bullshit me like that again, I will rip off your arms.”
  • “Careful now!”
  • “Papa don’t preach..”
  • “I’ve killed a man.”
  • “What did he say?!”
  • “The amount of peoples’ lives irreparably damaged!“
  • “The last thing I want to see is a film.”
  • “… And that’s where you and Larry and Moe come in.“
  • “Down with this sort of thing!“
  • “It’s just a nightmare, your grace..”
  • “God, this reminds me of Vietnam.“
  • “Oh what a shower of bastards!“
  • “How did that gobshite get on the television?”
  • “Ah come on ______, you’re not dead again are you?”
  • “Would that be the day the Ice Age ended?”
  • “He wasn’t like that last night when he crawled into bed at ten past the eleven!“
  • “I’m a happy camper!“
  • “Don’t drink that, _____! No, it’s…“
  • “_____, we are not watching Aliens!!!“
  • “_____, don’t take it so seriously. At the end of the day, it’s all just a bit of fun.“
  • “Maybe it’s alright, though. I put on a foreign voice so as he’ll think he dialed the wrong number.”
  • “Rats!“
  • “God _____ I’ve never met anyone like him anyway. Who would he be like? Hitler or one of those mad fellas.“
  • “WOMEN’S KNICKERS!!!“