Since a craft store is now in the business of deciding what medications women can take, I decided to ask them all my medical questions. Last night I started the tag #drhobbylobby. Feel free to join us on Twitter & get all your burning medical questions answered! (Apply puffy paint directly to the burn.)

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Best Hobby Lobby response ever

Me: Hey #DrHobbyLobby: I also heard that glitter is the herpes of the craft world. If I use it do I get actual herpes? I’m quite concerned.
My friend, who is an STI researcher: Yes. Glitter equals HSV-2.