Dressing for Pleasure: Ketchup Spankers

There are two worlds of bottom snacking, the world of BDSM and the world of ketchup bottles. The company, Dressing for Pleasure, a specialist in fetishwear and all things S&M releated, married these two worlds by putting stickers of enticing rear ends on the bottoms of ketchup bottles. Thus inviting bar patrons to explore a completely different appetite while addressing their hunger.

tag dump!

anonymous asked:

A lot of "transwomen" were transvestites. Currently activism just erases them for the sake of making their movement seem more valid. I personally would support an open transvestite a thousand times over than someone who IDs as a trans lesbian then gets pissy that someon won't suck their cock.

Honestly a lot of therapists arent allowed to adress this issue anymore. I forget where i read it, and if anyone can come forward with sources id like that, but i do remember reading something about how therapists can no longer adress the issue of males dressing as females and deriving pleasure from it, instead they have to agree that they are “trans” men and women.

-mod jay

FULL NAME: Dirk Clementine Strider
GENDER & SEXUALITY: Cis Male - Pansexual
BIRTHPLACE & BIRTHDATE: Austin, Texas on December 3rd.

GUILTY PLEASURES: Dressing up in cute dresses and skirts and watching shoujo. Oh, right, and playing Otome games.

PHOBIAS: Deep water, falling, silence, dying alone.

WHAT THEY WOULD BE INFAMOUS FOR: Fucking everybody and their lives up.

WHAT HAVE THEY/WOULD THEY HAVE GOTTEN ARRESTED FOR: He’d be arrested for probably fucking someone up. He doesn’t do much but he gets into a lot of fights, so he’d probably get arrested if someone saw him kicking someone to death.

CHARACTER YOU SHIP THEM WITH:  There are a lot of people. I really like canon Dirk with Alpha!Dave and Jake. But.. This Dirk? My bby? He’s got his partner and they have promise rings and bracelets so I’ve gotta say hands down, KZ 100%.

CHARACTER MOST LIKELY TO MURDER THEM: Diron. To be completely honest after all of this going down. Either that or some random person.

FAVOURITE BOOK GENRE: Romance and mystery.

LEAST FAVOURITE BOOK CLICHÉ: ‘I’m extremely clumsy at everything but fighting and everybody loves me!’

TALENTS OR POWERS: He can split himself like in canon and he can do that to others. He’s still trying to get a grasp on his powers, because unlike in canon, he hadn’t gotten a full grasp on his powers yet. Other than that, he can program AIs and build machines. And bartending is a very good talent of his, especially with the flair.

WHY SOMEONE MIGHT LOVE THEM: He’s pretty sweet and caring, and kind of a sassy little shit when needed to be. Also, he really likes to flirt around?? TBH I have no idea why anybody likes him somebody tell me why you love him.

WHY SOMEONE MIGHT HATE THEM:  Cauce he’s a little shit?? I dunno.. If someone threatens him, he doesn’t take too well to that?? only two people have really hated him.

HOW THEY CHANGE: Slowly?? What does this even mean? He hasn’t changed in forever, though, so the changing process I guess was kinda slow?

WHY YOU LOVE THEM: Prince is a little shit but I really love him because he’s more than just a man that loves getting fucked or something. He has a passion and strive to really be just.. happy? He’s gone through so much shit that I love him to death about it.

TAGGED BY: @snapbax I think?????

Rule: tag 10 people you want to know better!

Thanks for tagging me @living-takes-true-courage​ . I never got one of these before so yay!

  • Favorite anime/manga

Rurouni Kenshin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kimi ni Todoke, Toradora!, Naruto, 

  • Favorite video games

Legend of Zelda (I think Twilight princess might be my favourite), Persona, Super smash brothers/Hyrule Warriors (only with friends though), Assassin’s creed: Black Flag, Sims 2 (for the mods and the nostalgia) 

  • Favorite books

Memoirs of a Geisha, Heroes of Olympus, Hunger games, the Help

  • Favorite TV shows

Criminal minds, Say yes to the dress (very guilty pleasure), the incredible dr Pol, nature documentaries on National Geographic

  • Last song I listened to

Du Hast - Rammstein 

  • First Language


@azpilicutest thanks for tagging me in the thing!!


- Last movie you saw: trainwreck, eh it was alright 
- Last song you listened to: one of beyonce’s old songs
- Last show you watched: say yes to the dress my guilty pleasure
- Last book you read: the steven gerrard biography 
- Last thing you ate: deep fried oreos ( dont judge me)
- Where would you time travel to?: the future i guess 
- If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?: the balkans
- Fictional character you would hang out with for a day: foggy for daredevil. we could bitch about matt being an idiot together
- First thing you would do with lottery money: pay off all the crap that ill probably need to pay 
- Time right now: 10:45pm

i’ll tag @kun-in-my-bed , @cescdrogsandrocknroll , @starkvs, @f4bregascesc and whoever feels like doing this