Aries: “Wake up early” Taurus: “Do well” Gemini: “Be ambitious” Cancer: “Love what you do” Leo: “Dress really well” Virgo: “Work hard” Libra: “Do what you love” Scorpio: “Keep your head up” Saggitarius: “Live well” Capricorn: “Drink coffee” Aquarius:“Keep your priorities straight” Pisces:
“Keep your mind right”
- Butch lesbians all dressed up in a suit and looking sharp. - Trans men all dressed up in a suit and looking sharp. - A working class person who saved up a long time to afford nice clothes for a special occasion and feels kind of insecure and isn’t sure if they pull it off and just want reassurance that they look nice
People You Should Never Call Dapper, What the Fuck is Wrong With You?
I’ve had an idea for a jack/gabe brawl based on the
junkenstein’s revenge formula: their wedding. It’d be set back in the height of
overwatch, and a section of watchpoint Gibraltar could be converted into the
setting. The wedding is interrupted by omnics/talon/talon led omnics, im not so
fussy on the particulars, the point is the beautiful day is interrupted and instead
of being engaged in matrimony Jack and Gabe are now engaged in combat. Ana was
probably their best (wo)man so she’s there. And the fourth member of the squad
could be Reinhardt or Torbjorn.
McCree would have been at the ceremony, but at the attack he
took off with Fareeha (and the other guests) to protect her. This means he can
also be the narrator with lines like:
“And with that explosion, the bastards ruined the cake me
and the boss had spent all week making.” “And that was when Talon, bless their
hearts, realised just why Jack Morrison was not a man to mess with.” And “If
only the wedding party has some sort of attack that could lock onto every enemy
in sight and shoot each one simultaneously. What a damn shame that dashing
Jesse McCree was off protecting the lovely young Ms Amari.”
Other interactions could include:
Jack using his disappointed and mad Dad Voice on those trying to ruin this day for him. The grooms constantly talking throughout the battle. “This
reminds me of the day I proposed to you” and Ana being annoyed that they couldn’t
just have one peaceful day and could
you two stop flirting you can get to
that later tonight once we finish this. Along with Gabriel “a whole base of
agents and I’m still the one cleaning
up this mess” Reyes annoyed whenever their suits he made himself get shot at. And
Reinhardt just wants his friends to have the greatest day ever and to move on
to the reception for feasting and merriment.
Junkrat lost his missing limbs throwing firecrackers at crocodiles
Hanzo killed Genji by taking the batteries out of his carbon monoxide detector and didn’t damage his body at all, Genji was just REALLY EXCITED about getting an excuse to let scientists turn him into an XBox.
76’s Daredevil skin represents a phase he briefly went through in his 30’s where he showed up to work every day dressed like that because he thought it was really cool.
“How do you feel about public marriage proposals?” Kara asked, frowning at her phone as she scrolled through Instagram, leaning up against the headboard. Her pajama clad legs pulled up to her chest. Cat was sitting at her dresser, taking off her makeup and still wearing the dress she’d worn to work. She looked up at Kara’s reflection in the mirror as she wiped the dark red lipstick off.
“Depends on who’s asking.” Cat smirked, reaching up to take off her earrings. They clattered onto the dresser, joining her necklace and a couple rings. “I’ve had strangers drop to their knees in front of me and beg before. While flattering on some level, it’s wildly uncomfortable for the most part.”
“Ok but like, specifically, if you were dating someone for like a period of time… like a reasonable amount of time-”
“Like a year and a half?” Cat supplied, tossing a knowing look over her shoulder before going back to what she was doing. Kara faltered, her grasp on the phone tightening enough to crack the screen.