dreams of trick or treat

Official Graveyard Shift Lyrics

Rats
Well Mrs. Pharmacist / I insist / fix me up with something quick
I’ve been a bad little boy and I think i’m getting sick
Sick to the bone / slave to the flesh
Better put on my Sunday’s best      
I’ve been bad little boy… little boy

I’ve got a dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty little secret
And I’m not not not sure that I wanna keep it
So we feed ourselves lies to submit to the shadows
Cause we just wanna dance under our pretty perfect halos

Everyone’s got a secret
Whats yours? whats yours?
Don’t be shy, i’ll never repeat it  

Oh Mrs. Pharmacist / if I resist / lock me up and bind my wrists
You’ve been a bad little girl…. little girl.    
Close your eyes and listen close
I know just how much you love it
If you speak you lose your turn
So shut your mouth before I fuck it

Everyone’s got a secret
Tell me all about yours

Love. Hate.
Oh how we play the game
Cold soul
No sense of self control
Love. Hate.
Unsure to pass or play
Cold soul / now  we’re out of control

Roses are red, and my heart is black
We creep about the floor to indulge like Rats
Enraptured, we walk to nurse our obsession
Cause the roles that we play are paved with cruel intentions

Well  Mrs. Pharmacist… If you insist

I’ve got a dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty little secret
And I’m not not not sure that I wanna keep it
So we feed ourselves lies to submit to the shadows
And I just wanna shake you by your little perfect fucking halo

Everyone’s got a secret
Whats yours? whats yours?
Don’t be shy, i’ll never repeat it.


Queen For Queen
If you wanna soar with vultures, you’ll have to swallow bone
The saint charade is over / plastic royalty exposed
You wanna play the victim, to preach upon your throne                                  
No semblance of virtue as your relevance erodes

We go queen for queen  and move just like this

When you fall down
Will you back out
As you crawl through life with no crown?
Though you preach love, you package lies
Just a pawn in a kings disguise

I never said I’m perfect, there’s a guilt behind these eyes
So check me If it helps you fall asleep at night

Your skeletons are building / your closet’s getting tight
Are you the prey or spider in the web of all your lies?

When you fall down
Will you back out
As you crawl through life with no crown?
Though you preach love, you package lies
Just a pawn in a kings disguise

Don’t stop breathing in the chemicals
You don’t know humble… though you play the role
Pockets of evergreen are your amphetamine
Please stop feeding what you can’t control

YOU’LL FALL.
You’ll bend, you’ll break, (you’ll) trip over your “fame”
Be careful, or you’ll run your mouth off your face


Necessary Evil (Feat. Jonathan Davis)
Strip off the weight of morality, and check it at the door
I’ll show you the worst in me
…what i’ve become
 
Blow out the candles I need not a wish
For I am everything
Now crawl to my boots and lick
Kneel before me

Imma have my cake and fucking eat you too.

It’s my party and i’ll die when I want to, die when I want to, die when I want to
The monster you’ve made is wearing the crown
I’ll be the king and you be clown
I’ll take the blame (and) parade it around.
You’ve made me the villain you can’t live without.

Reciting violence like poetry
No you can’t sit with us
Too fashionably plain  
Now say my name
Forget everything you think you knew of who I used to be
I look much better as… as the enemy

Imma have my fucking cake and eat yours too.

I want you low
I won’t let you die
(I’ll) keep you alive
Just to remind you of what you are not

It’s my party and i’ll die when I want to
you wanna see me fail, but I won’t die for you.


Soft
You’re mine motherfucker

Let me begin with envy’s a sin
You’ll have to find new words to invent
Cause I’ve heard your broken record, and i’m not impressed

I love when you talk, I just use it to drive me
I won’t let your judgement define me
I’m not broken, so don’t fix me
I want you to hate me

Tell me what you’ve lost
Hang me on your cross
If you’re so wise, then why are you so Soft?
Do you leave your “throne” as you cast your stones?              
I’m above living under your microscope

I’m insane, I’m “insane in the membrane”
I wanna fuck your face with a switchblade
I’m not broken, so don’t fix me
I’ll leave you behind me

Internet killed the video star

Cry baby cry baby, did I just hear you whimper?
Cry baby cry…
Suck my middle fucking finger

Cry baby / Cry baby
What have you done lately?
Cry baby / Cry baby  
What have you done?

Tell me what you’ve lost.
Demonize my flaws
Do they call you when dumb needs a mascot?
Do you leave your “throne” as you cast your stones?              
I’m above living under your microscope

You dilate / god of your existence
Begging me to listen while you “pray”
Swallow in vain / sliver spoon religion
Closer from a distance

You’re mine motherfucker


Untouchable
They try to bend / they try to break me by design
But I am the nightmare that will haunt you in the light

If it’s war that you want… then I’m ready to play
And the world’s gonna know my name

Through everywhere that I go
Every failure I’ve owned
Every crack in my bones
I’m Untouchable
Like a sleeping grenade
Built to blow you away
Pull the pin… I explode
I’m Untouchable.

Born of the ground I dug myself out from the dirt
With every scar I will avow to shake the earth

Unless it’s blood that you want.. then get the fuck out my way
Cause the world’s gonna scream my name

I will never be silenced
I will eclipse the pain

You can’t let it go      
(It’s) the price that we pay
But I own the grave from which I came
You reap what you sow
We don’t bleed the same  
Cause I own the rights to my own fate
And i’ll sleep a king on my deathbed

Through everywhere that I go
Every failure i’ve owned
Every crack in my bones
I’m Untouchable
Like a sleeping grenade
Built to blow you away
Pull the pin… I Explode
I’m Untouchable.

Every mile from home
Every failure I’ve owned
Every crack in my bones
I’m Untouchable
Like a sleeping grenade
Built to blow you away
Pull the pin… I Explode
I’m Untouchable.


Not My Type: Dead As Fuck 2
She’s got no soul / heart black as coal
She’s from Hollywood Forever / dug her out of a hole
And here we go again / spinnin me in her web
She said “there’s just no rest for the queen of the dead”

Another trick to treat with candy apple dreams
Gonna rot her teeth cause i’m so sweet
One lick to rule them all
They crumble as they crawl

She loves me cause I like to give head like a zombie
(I) eat eat eat till her insides are on me
She loves me cause I give head like a zombie
(I) eat eat eat and nobody’s gonna stop me
And in the glow of the pale moonlight
She goes for a spin on my haunted hayride
Tried out the living but I don’t believe the hype  
Cause if she’s got a pulse, then she’s not my type.

She’s got a temper in stock / made of hemlock
Uses absinthe as a lip gloss
Death hawk / fresh New Rock’s                              
She’ll use your corpse as a catwalk

She’ll use your corpse as a catwalk
Plays truth or dare in the mirror
Uses absinthe as a lip gloss
Undead, but won’t shed a tear

She’s my graveyard baby
She’s my……

She loves me cause I like to give head like a zombie
(I) eat eat eat till her insides are on me
She loves me cause I give head like a zombie
(I) eat eat eat and nobody’s gonna stop me
And in the glow of the pale moonlight
She goes for a spin on my haunted hayride
Tried out the living but I don’t believe the hype  
Cause if she’s got a pulse, then she’s not my type.

D- E - A - D  
If she’s got a pulse, then she’s not my type.


The Ladder
Tragedy / a poisonous lover
You infiltrate to destroy
Vanity / a cancer unforgiving
A charlatan with poise  

Fool me once / enough is enough
Was I more than a step on your way up?
Hollowed out /  I’ve no semblance of love
Now you’re just somebody that I used to fuck.

Lest we learn / the tables turn / so i’m betting out / I’m betting out.
You can be the prey in your masquerade, but i’m getting out / i’m getting out
There’s nothing left to repair

Ravenous / self righteous and lurid
But how much more till you break?
Scavenger / so fucking undeserving
You slither in just to take what you can take

Counterfeit / I’m calling your bluff
Was I more than just a step on your way up?
Now you’ll burn and you’re flesh out of luck
Now you’re just somebody that I used to fuck

Lest we learn / the tables turn / so i’m betting out / I’m betting out.
You can be the prey in your masquerade, but i’m getting out / i’m getting out
Against insight I fed your source of revenue
But now, it means nothing to me to mean anything to you

Open grave /  I was too blind to see
That “love”, spelled to you, is “F A M E”

You fuck your way up the ladder
Going down on your way to the top
Do your arms ever tire?
Or do they heal while you climb with your mouth?  

Delete Everything
Sever the yearning / you can keep the fucking ring
Delete Everything
You can keep the fucking ring

Nothing left to repair.


Voices
Voices in my head again
Trapped in a war inside my own skin
They’re pulling me under.

I’ve swallowed myself but the fever remains
I’m numb to the pleasure but still feel the pain      
If I showed you my soul, would you cover your eyes?
If I told you the truth, would you dare me to lie?  

I keep it all inside because I know that man is every thing but kind

Voices in my head again
Beating me in a war I can’t win  
I can hear them now
Trapped in a game inside my own skin
And I don’t know myself anymore
They’re pulling me under
Voices

As I walk through this valley of shadows and death
I curse not the “wicked”, I praise not the “blessed”
If I told you the truth, you’d beg me to change
If fear were a currency, you’d own the bank

I don’t want to live so calloused and frozen / ugly and hopeless
I don’t want to live forever, I just want to live right now
You can’t take me from me

I keep it all inside because I know that man is everything but kind


LOUD (Fuck It)
You gotta be loud / You gotta be rude / so the world can hear you
You gotta be crass / You gotta be cold / it’s everything we know
Turn it up turn it up now

Another day, a double shot of hate
Drink it up like gasoline
Underpaid, you graduate, to build somebody else’s dream

With a noose as a tie… do you fantasize of a much different life?  
The fix for who they want you to be / directly streamed to your TV

And when they turn their backs on you…

You gotta be loud / You gotta be rude / so the world can hear you
You gotta be crass / You gotta be cold / it’s everything we know
Turn it up turn it up now
Loud / Rude / When nobody hears you
You gotta stand up / You gotta commit
Say “Fuck It”, make the best of it

A broken home you’re trying to mend
You’ve got one day left to pay the rent
We’re not sure, but we believe in the lie… that it’ll all be fine, when we die

It’s so easy to grant the mirror power to control what you want to erase                      
Don’t become another victim / “Put a smile on that face”

You gotta be loud / You gotta be rude / so the world can hear you
You gotta be crass / You gotta be cold / it’s everything we know
Turn it up turn it up now
Loud / Rude / When nobody hears you
You gotta stand up / You gotta commit
Say “Fuck It”, make the best of it

The money’s in the treatment, baby, not in the cure
So they fuel your pain with fear and shame and then hand you a brochure
The money’s in the treatment, baby, not in the cure
So they build you up to watch you fall and then beg for an encore

What are you waiting for?


570
Burn it down / brick by brick / Made in 2006
Lost and found / losing grip /  I needed this
Question me not, for I gave up everything
Forget me not, cause I’ve not forgotten what this means

Strip me down, tear me apart, you’ll find one theme left
No sign of stopping till my veins rust
Strip me down, tear me apart, you’ll find one thing left
I fucking know where I came from

..And nothing can replace those lessons learned
as I stood with my brothers on the side of the road
No longer haunted by the skeletons
No longer haunted by the past

For so long, it’s all i’ve known
I’m crossing over the undertow
For so long, no one was listening
Determined to make their deaf ears ring

Miles repeat / my worst enemy… is me.
But then four soon became six… to shatter the canvas
Handed nothing / loss pulling the strings
Outlived the dead trends / united by distance

I’ve been to hell and back, with no promise of return
So I made friends with fire, to keep from getting burned
No money, no sleep. dedication
10 years on the road this is sacred
And when i’m facing a wall, I do not quit
…Cause if you mean it, you will make it.

Pulled apart in a world so demanding
I’m still here, still standing
I’ve sweat blood from Stockholm to Scranton
Still here, still standing.

You can always rinse the surface, but the stain will remain

For so long, it’s all i’ve known
I’m crossing over the undertow
For so long no one was listening
I did my time

You live / you learn / you defy the terms, but this house will be my home
Beguiled / betrayed / it’s the price we pay, as trust will be our tomb

If you mean it, you’ll make it.


Hourglass
I’ve watched the whole world drowning in chemicals
Dissociative / but it takes it’s toll
Can I surpass time, or would I start to rust?
Depreciating / collecting dust

And I fear myself as I fall away  
In a cold deluded sense of fate
When the nightmares come, and the doubt sets in
Will the fever break, or will I burn from within?  

It’s too late to feel, I’ve lost my breath
With the hands of time around my neck
Am I more than the pen that wrote the past?
Or am I just the sand enslaved by the Hourglass?

Will I live again, or will I fade to black?    
Dehumanizing / when the heart attacks      
Will I expire before my dreams unfold?
But if the futures so bright, the path should glow

As the walls melt
and the light fades
I’m letting quicksand take me

If you look beyond the blindfold
You’ll find the hole in my soul
One fear, one mind, no hope, no time
If you look beyond the blindfold
You’ll find the hole in my soul

I’m on the edge of my seat
Holding out for a sign
Trying to rewrite the storyline

It’s too late to feel, I’ve lost my breath
With the hands of time around my neck
Am I more than the pen that wrote the past
Or am I just the sand encased in the Hourglass?

Fear is not my fate


Eternally Yours
Blow the bridge to the past / wipe the fingerprints
Melt your heart encased in wax / steal it with a kiss
Our fate engraved / scar enslaved / as we mutually destruct
Repose, my love, i’ve sinned enough for the both of us

In the name of love…..

I’m ready to bury all of my bones
I’m ready to lie but say I won’t
So tell me your secrets / and join me in pieces
To rot in this garden made of stones
Eternally yours

I feed like you taught me and selflessly swallow
We coalesce in darkness, so selfishly hollow
Examine the wreckage / writhing in tempo
Invisible anguish casting a shadow  

and in the name of love…

I’m ready to bury all of my bones
I’m ready to lie but say I won’t
So tell me your secrets / and join me in pieces
To rot in this garden made of stones
Eternally yours

As we rest in pieces, though I know not your name
I would suffer forever to absolve all your pain

And in the name of love

I’m ready to bury all of my bones
I’m ready to lie but say I won’t
So tell me your secrets / and join me in pieces
To rot in this garden made of stones
Eternally yours

I’m ready to bleed to make amends
And sleep in this dirt we call our bed
So tell me your secrets / and join me in pieces
To fall and rewrite the bitter end
Eternally yours

I’m more than willing to rot in hell with you.

Mobile Masterlist

Kylo Ren (Star Wars)

Imagine encouraging Kylo when he’s in doubt about his dedication to the dark side
Imagine demanding Kylo to use the Force on you because he doesn’t want to believe you actually care for him
Imagine Kylo hunting you down after finding out you’re force sensitive
Imagine Kylo putting his black cloak around you because he notices that you’re cold
Imagine swimming in a pond with Kylo on an unknown planet at night
Imagine realising you’re force sensitive while kissing Kylo Ren
Imagine being Kylo’s apprentice and showing up sick for training because you don’t want him to think you’re weak
Imagine being Kylo’s apprentice and he decides to marry you off. What he doesn’t is that you’re in love with him (Part I)
“I love you and it fucking scares me” (Part II)
I think I know how I can cheer you up (NSFW)
Imagine killing Rey in order to protect Kylo
Imagine watching Harry Potter with Kylo
Imagine Ben Solo being your teenage love. When you leave for a mission and return a few years later, you find out he…
Imagine Kylo Ren saving you from slavery and teaching you the ways of the Force.

Eric (Divergent)

Imagine Eric throwing you in a pool
Imagine falling asleep against Eric’s shoulder
Imagine saying goodbye to Eric because you’re leaving Dauntless
Imagine Eric making your life in Dauntless a living hell
Imagine Eric saving you from a knife attack
Imagine getting stuck in a train with Eric in the middle of nowhere
Imagine accidentally hitting Eric with your water pistol
Imagine spending Halloween with Eric in Dauntless 🎃
Imagine Eric finding out his death is a part of your fear landscape
Imagine being Eric’s girlfriend and Peter finding out you’re afraid of clowns, so he decides to… 🎃
Imagine being bullied by the other initiates and calling motivating you to keep going
Imagine loving the Christmas season but Eric absolutely hates it. Still, you spend the day forcing him… (NSFW) 🎄
Imagine being caught under the mistletoe with Eric 🎄
Imagine having your first kiss with Eric on New Year’s Eve 🍾
Imagine finally opening up to Eric on Christmas 🎄
Imagine Eric and you being sworn enemies but forced to plan a Christmas party together 🎄
Imagine Eric taking you hostage
Imagine being Tris’ sister and hunting Divergents with Eric, your boyfriend.
Imagine kissing Eric while sparring with him in the training room
Imagine Eric thinking you’re cheating on him because you spend a lot of time with Four. What he doesn’t know is…

Captain Boomerang (Suicide Squad)

Imagine Captain Boomerang teaching you how to throw boomerangs (Part I)
Imagine Captain Boomerang taking you hostage (Part I)
Imagine Captain Boomerang comforting you (Part II)
Partners in crime (Part III)
Imagine running from the police with Captain Boomerang and him showing them he’s got you “in his grip” (Part IV)
Imagine cuddling with Captain Boomerang to stay warm
Imagine Captain Boomerang buying you drinks in a bar
Imagine joining the Suicide Squad and impressing Captain Boomerang with your skills
Imagine Captain Boomerang introducing you to the Suicide Squad (Part I)
Imagine helping the Suicide Squad on their mission to hook up with Captain Boomerang (Part II) (NSFW)
Imagine hiding Pinky from Captain Boomerang (NSFW)
Happy Birthday
Imagine being pregnant with Captain Boomerang’s child and the Suicide Squad finding out
Imagine being Captain Boomerang’s girlfriend. You get caught for interrogation concerning his…
Imagine Captain Boomerang being your cellmate. You befriend each other and make up plans to escape
Imagine Captain Boomerang being the only one who knows about your boyfriend being abusive (Part I)
Imagine being very skittish because your former boyfriend has been abusive. Captain Boomerang is the only… (Part II)
Imagine taking a shower with Captain Boomerang (NSFW)
Imagine trying to rob Captain Boomerang
Imagine being Captain Boomerang’s girlfriend. You’re a meta-human being and forced to join the Suicide Squad. (Part I)
Imagine being part of the Suicide Squad and Captain Boomerang, your boyfriend, trying to protect you. (Part II)
Imagine being Captain Boomerang’s wife and being used as leverage to get him to cooperate
Imagine taking care of a needy Captain Boomerang when he’s sick
Imagine being part of the Suicide Squad and Captain Boomerang constantly teasing you
Imagine Captain Boomerang stopping you from trying to save El Diablo
Imagine Captain Boomerang saving you from your pander (NSFW)
Imagine Captain Boomerang taking your virginity (NSFW)
Imagine Captain Boomerang taking you on a date (NSFW)
Imagine Captain Boomerang and you constantly fighting because of your different nationalities (NSFW)
Imagine having sex with Captain Boomerang in a pile of leaves (NSFW)
Imagine being a meta-human running from your abusive father. You join the Suicide Squad and…
Imagine stitching up Pinky for Captain Boomerang after he’d accidentally got it ripped up
Imagine finding out that Captain Boomerang can sing
Imagine comforting Captain Boomerang after he’s had a nightmare
Imagine fulfilling one of Captain Boomerang’s childhood dreams by adopting a puppy
Imagine going trick or treating with Captain Boomerang and your child 🎃
Imagine teaching Captain Boomerang about the American Halloween traditions 🎃
Imagine being badly injured when trying to protect Captain Boomerang in a fight
Imagine Captain Boomerang getting jealous when a soldier flirts with you
Imagine Captain Boomerang finding out you used to date The Flash
Imagine Captain Boomerang meeting your ex-boyfriend
Imagine Captain Boomerang being jealous because you are able to speak Spanish with El Diablo
Imagine Captain Boomerang having a crush on you and thus getting soft whenever he’s around you, having the…
Imagine being a meta-human and part of the Suicide Squad. Everybody hates you for your recklessness and pranks…
Imagine being a meta-human superhero and in a relationship with Captain Boomerang without knowing about…
Imagine Captain Boomerang finding out you’re ticklish
Imagine being caught under the mistletoe with Captain Boomerang 🎄
Imagine decorating your apartment for Christmas with Captain Boomerang. 🎄
Imagine Captain Boomerang being the only one spending Christmas with you 🎄
Imagine threatening Captain Boomerang to beat him with your spoon if he keeps stealing… 🎄
Imagine Captain Boomerang being terrible at wrapping Christmas presents 🎄
Imagine “celebrating” Christmas with Captain Boomerang and Harley and Flag walk in on you (NSFW) 🎄
Imagine doing Secret Santa with the Suicide Squad and you get Captain Boomerang 🎄
Imagine dating Captain Boomerang but being caught under the mistletoe with Chato. Digger doesn’t approve. At all. 🎄
Imagine getting lost in a forest at night and Captain Boomerang, worried for you, finding you.
Imagine being Amanda Waller’s daughter and getting kidnapped by Captain Boomerang
Imagine Captain Boomerang’s daughter coming home with roses on Valentine’s Day, with him freaking out and you…
Imagine asking Captain Boomerang to ask period products for you and him just being utterly confused (NSFW)
Imagine Captain Boomerang trying to rob your apartment but you surprising him
Imagine singing under the shower with the whole Squad listening. When Captain Boomerang, your boyfriend,…
Imagine stargazing with Captain Boomerang
Imagine Captain Boomerang getting you jealous by flirting with Poison Ivy until you snap and he reveals that he likes…
Imagine slipping Captain Boomerang notes because you’re too shy to tell him about your crush. That is until…
Imagine Captain Boomerang kidnapping you for ransom (NSFW)

Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad)

Dating Harley Quinn would involve… (NSFW)
Imagine Harley Quinn having a blatant crush on you but you never realise until one day, she catches you… (NSFW)
Imagine wearing matching Christmas sweaters with Harley Quinn. 🎄
Imagine Harley Quinn asking you to spend Christmas with her 🎄
Imagine Harley Quinn eating all the popcorn you had wanted to use for decoration 🎄
Imagine Harley Quinn meeting you at a costume party and taking a liking into you. (NSFW)

30 Days Writing Challenge ~ October 🎃

“Oh shit… it’s October” | feat. Harley Quinn
Cuddling up~ | feat. Captain Boomerang
“…I think I’m getting sick” | feat. Eric
Cool mugs, warm drinks | feat. Captain Boomerang
Cloudy skies and fog | feat. Loki
Leaves | feat. Kylo Ren
Apple picking | feat. Captain Boomerang and Chato Santana/El Diablo
Candle shopping | feat. Harley Quinn
Pumpkin Spice Everything | feat. Loki
“Dude, check out my sweater” | feat. Eric
Hayrides, scarecrows and cornfields, oh my! | feat. Eric
House decorating | feat. Harley Quinn
Cats, cats, cats! | feat. Loki
“Let’s watch a scary movie!” | feat. Loki
-squints- “the crows…” | feat. Captain Boomerang
To The Pumpkin Patch! | feat. Loki
AHH, spiders! | feat. Captain Boomerang
(Spooky Scary) Skeletons | feat. Loki
ALL OF THE CANDY! | feat. Harley Quinn (NSFW)
Oh look! A Haunted House! | feat. Loki
A walk in the woods | feat. Captain Boomerang
Bats, man! | feat. Loki
“Awwoooo!” | feat. Eric
A(n) (un)authorised graveyard tour | feat. Loki What’s your costume gonna be? | feat. Captain Boomerang
AHH! Nightmare! | feat. Eric
Which witch? | feat. Captain Boomerang
BLOOD | feat. Loki
“IT’S ALIVE!” | feat. Eric
“… that was totally a ghost.” | feat. Loki
HALLOWEEN! | feat. Captain Boomerang (NSFW)

Loki (The Avengers/Thor)

Imagine Loki carrying you to bed after you’ve fallen asleep
Imagine taking a bath with Loki (NSFW)
Imagine shamelessly flirting with Loki whilst being drunk
Imagine getting trapped with Loki in an ancient castle
Imagine Loki calling you his queen for the first time
Imagine Loki controlling you with his scepter. When Thor manages to reverse the magic, you stay with…
Imagine getting Loki to dress up as the Joker on Halloween and annoying him with your Harley Quinn impression 🎃
Imagine Loki taking you to Jötunheim so you can see real snow for Christmas 🎄
Imagine Loki teaching you how to ice skate ☃️
Imagine “celebrating” Christmas with Loki and Tony walks in on you (NSFW) 🎄
Imagine sneaking out in the middle of the night with Loki to play in the snow ☃️
Imagine introducing Loki to your favourite Christmas movies and spending the day watching them with him 🎄
Imagine Loki accidentally hurting you while teaching you how to ice skate and then… ☃️
Imagine Loki asking you what you wish for Christmas but there is nothing you want. Except him. (NSFW) 🎄
Imagine telling Loki to wrap the Christmas presents and he fails pathetically. 🎄
Imagine decorating the Avengers Tower for Christmas with Loki 🎄
Imagine being the only one Loki wants to spend Christmas with 🎄
Imagine Loki pulling pranks at a Christmas party. The mistletoe, however, wasn’t his idea. Or so he claims. 🎄
Imagine Loki managing to cheer you up after another lonely New Year’s Eve 🍾
Imagine Loki taking you out to a ball (NSFW)
Imagine losing your job because of your relationship with Loki. Your mood for date night seems ruined… (NSFW)
Imagine trying to convince Loki to stop his attack in New York
Imagine trying to prank Loki on April Fool’s Day. (April Fools!)
Imagine Loki teaching you how to play chess (NSFW)
Imagine being a Frost Giant and not being able to touch anyone… except Loki (Part I)
Imagine flirting with Loki in the midst of battle (Part II) (NSFW)
Imagine being pregnant with Loki’s child and about to give birth while he’s locked away in his cell


A(n) (un)fortunate present (NSFW) (posted on @/imagine-loki)
The Face Of Trust | AO3
Three times and one (Part I) | AO3
Three times and one (Part II) | AO3
Three times and one (Part III) (NSFW) | AO3
Three times and one (Part IV) | AO3
A cage of golden glass (NSFW) | AO3

Captain James Conrad (Kong: Skull Island)

Imagine Captain James Conrad being assigned to train you (Part I)
Imagine Captain James Conrad teaching you how to fire a gun (Part II)
Imagine trying to seduce Captain James Conrad during a survival training (Part III) (NSFW)

Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts)

Imagine bringing Newt Scamander, your boyfriend, to meet your parents at Christmas. 🎄
Imagine Newt Scamander helping you to study
Imagine having your first time with Newt Scamander (NSFW)

Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive)

Condolescence (Chapter I) | AO3
Condolescence (Chapter II), AO3
Condolescence (Chapter III), AO3
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Imagine cooking Christmas dinner with… (Crossover: Divergent, Suicide Squad) 🎄
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hello fall

hello fall
let us never
fall apart
ever again

hello fall
your red &
yellow &
orange leaves

hello fall
your caramel
popcorn &
apples picked
straight from
the giving tree

hello fall
I can hear
the children
squealing out
trick or treat

hello fall
I day dream
about you
sometimes
when I’m sad

hello fall
as I walk
down the road
to my home
covered in
trees and
spooky decor
I can feel you

hello fall
you linger in
the warm coffee
and kisses of
good morning
the warm purrs
and pets of my
loving children
the stories that
I fall into till
the dawn skies
fall overhead

hello fall
let us never
fall apart
ever again.

nct dream on halloween

mark

-vvv excited for halloween but also vvvvv tired and just wants to sleep

-he probably hypes himself up so much, he tires himself up even more and falls asleep in his costume before he can go trick or treating

-but that’s ok, the dream team gets extra candy for him <3

-or they wake him up and drag him outside

-the ducklings need their mom man

-and mark wouldnt let them go outside oN THEIR OWN!!1!111!11 SCANDALOUS!!1!!1111!!

-”c’mon kiddos we should go home soon” “BUT M O M”

-ends up staying outside for like 5 hours

-mark passes out as soon as he gets home

-jisung probably sneaks him a lil extra candy as a ‘sorry’ gift lmaO


donghyuck

-done with everyone

-will not get scared by ANYTHING

-oh, some kid popped up and tried to jumpscare him? they can fuCK OFF TO THEIR GRAVE

-”dont fuckin test me hoe”

-”can we go home yet?”

-shuts up because he gets a compliment on his costume and gets extra candy

-probably steals candy out of chenle’s bag when no one’s watching

-just wants to go home

-jisung has to hold his hand and drag him everywhere

-”hyung this is fun!!111!11″ “fun my ass smh”

-secretly loves halloween but just hates walking

-accidentally wanders off into a cemetery

-no regrets


chenle

-more excited than he should be tbh 

-will not stop smiling

-is practically vibrating from excitement

-almost gets hit by a car

-”CHENLE WHAT THE HECK I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL” “i dont know the definition of careful on haLLOWEEN!!!1!!111!!1″ “im going to strangle you”

-probably has matching costumes with jisung

-screams at every scary thing but nobody knows if it’s out of true fear or if he’s just screaming for fun

-he’s probably screaming for fun

-eats most of his candy on the way home

-when he gets home he trades candy with the members

-”i’ll give you my snickers bar for your skittles” “how many??” “3 packs” “BUT THAT’S SO MANY” “do you want my KING SIZE DELICIOUS C H E W Y snicker bars or not man”

-ruthless dealer u better watch out

-makes the dream team watch scary movies with him


renjun

-HE DRESSES UP AS MOOMIN

-i just had to ok

-he gets tired halfway through and ends up complaining with hyuck to go home

-mark has to give him words of encouragement

-”i know ur tired bud but we just have a few more houses to go!!11!1″ “I WANT TO GO HOME”

-gets extra candy when he smiles r e a l big

-gets into a smile contest with jaemin to see who gets more candy

-they probably end up fighting over it

-”MY SMILE IS P R E C I O U S I DESERVE MORE CANDY” “IN UR DREAMS WHORE”

-ends up following donghyuck into the cemetery

-has like 1 and a half regrets


jeno

-only excited bc jaemin is excited

-he probably ends up with the most candy without trying

-he shares his candy with jaemin but shhhh dont tell anyonE

-doesnt even like candy that much

-he just goes to make sure no one dies

-holds chenle’s hands for the entire duration

-lets go for a second and chenle almost dIES

-legends say his internal screaming hasnt stopped to this day

-he just wants to go home and make cookies 

-screams at every scary thing out of fear

-laughs it off

-protect him


jaemin

-probably dresses as an angel

-most playboy-like angel ever smh

-gets invited to every halloween party

-turns them all down for jeno the dream team <3

-doesnt really care about the candy either until he has a smile competition with ren

-laughs at jumpscares

-everybody hides behind him during scary things

-”c’mon guys, the house looks fine!! we should go in!!” “na jaemin you are going to die tonight and i am going to let you”

-is ready to fight anyone who tries to scare them

-pretends not to be scared but is secretly terrified

-”if u see a clown just run at them i have a knife”

-literally has a knife in his pocket

-clowns are probably scared of him tbh


jisung

-SWEET PRECIOUS BABY WHO IS SOSOSOSOSO EXCITED

-he also almost gets hit by a car with chenle

-is so shook afterwards he lowkey wants to go home and just eat the candy he has

-lbr, mark probably stuck on 5998483294 pieces of reflective tape on his costume to make sure he’s seeable

-hides in bushes and scares the shit out of jeno

-becomes demon maknae only on this day

-tbh he almost gets hit by a car twice but only chenle saw

-he bolted to get to the other side of the street and a car zoomed passed him

-his smol life flashed before his eyes

-also probably got invited to a lot of parties

-scared of people, runs away before anybody else can invite him

-only eats the chocolate candy, gives the rest away to his friends

-screams are 10 octaves higher than his usual voice

-probably cries at the end of scary movies

-cant sleep for a month afterwards

-paranoid of EVERYTHING

-prays that aliens wont kidnap him in his sleep

Father!Jin’s Halloween

So I decided to pause the drabbles for just this series, they will be back next week but I figured since Halloween only happens once a year, I should do this post now so I’m not doing a Halloween series a month after Halloween so to start us off as he always does is our amazing eldest hyung who looked s o fucking good in his lil cowboy/riding a horse outfit like ik it was meant to be a silly costume the jeans lowkey fucked me up (by lowkey I mean hardcore) Kim Seokjin aka Jin

  • All of the father related posts are here
  • I will also be adding in just a touch of youtuber!Jin bc I’m tra sh like that (you can find that post right here)
  • For everyone that hasn’t read the original post, he has one daughter, his angelic princess
  • She is his everything, if he could spend every single second of every single hour with her, he would in a heartbeat he wouldn’t even think twice
  • To say she’s spoiled is an understatement, anything she wants she gets
  • But bc she’s Jin’s kid, she never gets bratty about it and is super grateful for all of it and never forgets her “please” and “thank you”
  • Like I feel like Jin is the type of person where you could make him the king of the world and he’d still be taking care of anyone and be humble and yeah he gets jokingly cocky sometimes but he’s so down to earth and chill (but not chill at all bc thOSE FUCKING JEANS WERE NOT CHILL)
  • His lil girl is pretty much him in a smol form like she’s got the same eyes the same giggle the same smile she’s just got pigtails and is a lot shorter and smaller in general
  • Like seriously seeing her next to him is the most precious thing in the entire world bc he’s got those beautiful broad shoulders and he’s all tall and she’s just a lil bby in her sparkly tutu (that she picked out herself she was v v proud of that she tells everyone that compliments her on it that she picked it out all by herself and even put it on with minimal assistance)
  • And she’s got these two lil pigtails that aren’t quite long enough to really hang down so they kinda stick out a bit and she’s got a tiny bows on her shoes
  • She’s so lil and he’s so not lil and he’s dressed in jeans and a button up shirt and it’s just so endearing to see them together bc it’s all giggles
  • Okay but Jin would get so hyped up about Halloween
  • He loves decorating the house with spooky decorations that aren’t actually that spooky bc tiny bub can’t be terrified Jin’s already trying to ease her away from being scared of the dark, adding in gory decorations would s o not help at all
  • So he goes with some family friendly decorations, giant spiders with smiles on their faces and a patch of glitter on one of its legs from when bby girl accidentally spilled half of the bottle of glitter onto it after Jin said she could add a lil bit of glitter to the spider
  • He would s o be that parent that makes Halloween themed desserts with his bby girl like those “graveyard” brownies sign him the fuCK up
  • He would film a video with her when they make it and it’d be so cute bc she’s so giggly and he’s just :D around her bc she’s his love his lil tiny bby bub who makes him s o so happy
  • He lets her do all of the mixing (at least until she gets bored of it) and definitely lets her help decorate it and it’s just a daddy daughter cooking video and it’s so fucking cute bc normally viewers see a glimpse of her in videos like just out of frame or they’ll see a lil peek at her but he doesn’t do videos with just her very often
  • He tries to keep her somewhat private plus his channel is mainly about cooking and he doesn’t like her near the hot stuff and all of the knives plus there are special occasions like Halloween
  • He would s o dress her up as Princess Peach or Toad or maybe even Mario if she’s willing to do it
  • Okay but he would absolutely love it if she dressed up as Mario and then he was Luigi (bc he’s tall and she’s smol) like that is his dream in life
  • He would so go trick or treating with her and he’d be so proud of their costume idea like how fucking cute is that she’s Mario she’s got a fuCKING HAT AND A TINY MUSHROOM LIKE AN ACTUAL MUSHROOM THATS CUTE AS HELL
  • He will one hundred percent support her costume wholeheartedly and no one can tell him it isn’t the cutest thing ever to exist bc look at her just look at those precious cheeks
  • Of course as she gets older, he lets her choose her own costumes but for the first years he gets to do it and he loves to match his costume with hers
  • So like her first Halloween he dresses her up as a pumpkin and he goes as a pumpkin too then it’s Mario and Luigi then it’s princess and a king
  • He’d keep it up as long as she let him (head canon that even when she’s like 20, she still calls him to let him know her costume so they can link up)
  • He’d hold their candy in one hand (bc the princess’s bucket is literally as big as she is and there’s no way she can carry it empty let alone filled) and hold her hand in the other and they’d just be walking door to door together and everyone loses their shit over how adorable it is
  • He lets her have some of his candy on the way home and then every day he lets her have a lil bit of it
  • Halloween with father!Jin is just a lot of decorating and lots of cookies and brownies and sweets and lots of cooing over how adorable his bby is bc he just loves her so much

“Halloween night, and shrieks and howls drifted off Granville Street. Parties staggered in and out of clubs and down the sidewalks, a dizzying confusion of music and laughter and shouting, sequins and feathers, masks and paint.  People dressed in shiny new skins, searching for opportunities to shed them. Groping hands and sticky candy kisses, tricks and treats in darkened corners.”

Dreams of Shreds & Tatters by Amanda Downum

overlyemotionalbreakfastcereal  asked:

Trick or treat?

Treat!

Sweet Dreams Charm!

Materials Needed:
1 white candle
1 white, blue, or purple fabric (made into a small bag)
1 gem of amethyst, blue lace agate, or labradorite (or all or two)
Lavender incense
Agrimony, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary, or Thyme herbs (multiple or one is fine)

Set up all the materials as close to your sleeping place as possible. Light the incense and pass the candle through the smoke. After that, light the candle and set both of them aside.

If your herbs are not in little crushed pieces, crush them now. Think of a peaceful sleep, full of rest for the oncoming day. Maybe listen to some calming music that you’d listen to before bed.

Put all the herbs together into the fabric bag. Next, put in any gemstones that were listed above in the bag, and tie it shut. While passing it through the smoke of the lavender incense, say aloud:

“Chamomile, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Peaceful sleep will now be mine.”


Say that how many times you feel is right. Then put the charm under your bed, pillow, or hang it nearby. 

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