Angus: You must be mistaken, sir. I’m not Angus, I’m Jortimer!
Magnus: Hmm. Jortimer. Really.
Angus (voice rising slowly in pitch, and rushing the end of the sentence in very Griffin fashion): Yep! Jortimer. Like a jeans-wearing Mortimer, only it’s my real name that my mom gave me when I was a very little boy!
Magnus: Uh-huh. Right. Where’s Taako, Jortimer?
Taako (from further away, in a more Magic Brian voice): There’s no Taako here, darling. There’s only me, Janastasia Weaselhausen.
Magnus (slow and unbelieving): Janastasia Weaselhausen.
Taako: Yes, darling. Janastasia Weaselhausen . Janastasia as in jeans-wearing Russian royalty, Weaselhausen as in where the weasels live.
Aries - I want to live a life full of adventure and freedom. I want to prove people wrong and fight for what is right. I want to meet all kinds of people and travel the world.
Taurus - I want to live in peace and I want to prosper. I want to raise successful and moral children, and I want to understand people.
Gemini - I want to live as happily as possible and experience the unimaginable. I want to create and give.
Cancer - I want to live safely and feel all kinds of emotions. I want to help others find their way in life and be the best person I possibly can.
Leo - I want to live successfully and I want to be remembered. I want my children and my children’s children to tell stories about me. I want to be a legend.
Virgo - I want to live with love and compassion and feel warmth from another person. I want to experience all kinds of adoration.
Libra - I want to live without worries and give back to others who have treated me with kindness. I want to see my children evolve into compassionate and lovely people.
Scorpio - I want to evolve and live with pride in myself. I want to change and correct myself and become a wonderful person.
Sagittarius - I want to live without fear and I want to make a difference. I want to see the world grow into a beautiful place once again.
Capricorn - I want to become a person that is loved by all and I want to be a role model. I want to be a good parent to my children and teach them the values of life.
Aquarius - I want to be unique and I want to be different from everyone else. I want to live happily and I want to live with confidence in myself. I want to teach others the importance of individuality.
Pisces - I want to make my dreams come true. I want to be happy with everything I do and live life to the fullest.
If you’re now worried that Jasper isn’t coming back, don’t be.
Because the leak that told us that Yellow Diamond was going to get her own song, and that we would see both her and Blue Diamond, and that Yellow Pearl and Blue Pearl would appear, is the same leak that told us that Jasper is getting a redemption arc, and that Greg is going to play a role in it.