So it’s Adam’s first family weekend, a month into his first semester at Yale
Ronan, like the dutiful and has-nothing-much-else-going-on-except-raising-a-dreamling boyfriend that he is, arrives a day earlier than expected.
The sarchengsey trio plan on meeting them on their way down from a quick stop in Canada. Gansey needed to know what all the fuss was about for Canadian cuisine - i.e. Poutine
Opal is back at the barns wreaking havoc with the now very-much-alive dream cows teaching them synchronized grazing (what Ronan doesn’t know won’t hurt him) (he’ll thank her for it, she’s sure)
Chainsaw has a gameboy to play with now and it keeps her entertained for the whole ride
A few students in the parking lot skitter around Ronan when he gets out of the car in his all black get up with a raven on his shoulder and a duffel bag in his hand
Chainsaw flies in through Adam’s window and gives him an absolute fright, which earns Ronan a glare when he busts through the door cheerfully
Ronan freezes in the doorway at the state of Adam’s room. There are books everywhere, old cup o’ noodles and protein wrappers overflowing in the trash can.
“Parrish when did you become a slob?”
“Nice to see you too. I was going to clean up before you got here.”
They don’t talk much after that.
A few hours later they’re eating chinese food sitting cross-legged on the bed watching HGTV and discussing how much fixer uppers could be improved with dream objects
Also Garden Crashers is Adam’s favorite show
Adam mutes the TV as there’s some commotion outside
He and Ronan go to the window to check it out and Ronan smirks so hard his face nearly cracks into a smile. Pulling into the parking lot is a bright orange Camaro, with two–blue guys? Half hanging out of the sunroof?
It’s Gansey and Henry.
They’ve literally painted their chests blue
In white paint across their chests “ADAM” is written (AD on Gansey, AM on Henry)
They’re such fanboys it’s ridiculous
Blue is driving, big aviators on her face, weaving her way through the parking lot and cringing as the two hooligans start chanting “PARR-ISH, PARR-ISH.”
They stop in front of Adam’s building and see him and Ronan watching them from the window and scream “HAPPY FAMILY WEEKEND!!”
Gansey pulls a loud speaker from somewhere
“ADAM PARRISH EVERYONE, WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT HIM.”
Henry yanks the loudspeaker away from Gansey and wipes an invisible tear from his face “THEY JUST GROW UP SO FAST DON’T THEY DICK?”
Gansey again “HE’S GETTING STRAIGHT A’S HE IS!!”
Campus police show up.
Students are snapchatting the shit out of this, the next day #ParrishFanBoys is trending on twitter
Gansey continues to use his loudspeaker to explain to campus police that they’re guests of “ADAM PARRISH FIRST OF HIS NAME” and they’re here for family weekend
Just to clarify - it’s Wednesday morning
Needless to say, Adam comes home to visit them next family weekend
first letter of your first name : a - mom b - night c - dark d - street e - plug f - kawaii g - hidden h - secret i - booty j - grip k - butt l - anime m - car n - bad o - vape p - camber q - super r - night s - dank t - deviant u - phat v - original w - dad x - bought y - my z - evo
first letter of your last name : a - assblasters b - .co.jp c - daddies d - tits e - fisters f - street g - elitists h - hentai boys i - international j - instafamous k - dream l - crew m - runner n - stancers o - vape p - unlimited q - supreme r - cena s - memers t - dreamers u - loop runners v - bigcartel w - squad x - x y - bozuzuzuko z - hondas
Not a good day… but I’m in my snuggie and dinosaur pj’s drinking tea. It could be worse. Today’s made me realise just how lucky I am & I had a good cry about it. Really hits home when I see people with the same conditions (Disabilities) as myself and they are fighting to not be homeless.. I managed to donate £100 to their go fund me but I wish I could help more! If you’re interested in reading about this heroic woman struggling to survive.. or if when I told you how I am and you thought ‘I could help financially’ as I know so many of you wanted to donate but I wouldn’t take it.. This woman needs our help and she is way worse off than I. It’s very sad and without @inthelittlewoods I could of been in a similar position. Not everyone is as fortunate as me to have all the Dreamlings so please shoe your support even if it’s just a loving tweet. Her twitter is: thecrystalcrow and the go fund me is: www.gofundme.com/d223u8 thank you ♡