dreamland 2

in my dream last night

batman was attacked late at night by a man claiming to be the real bruce wayne.

they tussled while alfred and a cop who works with batman regularly and knows him in person watched with guns drawn, not sure which was the real bruce.

the men fought angrily and then suddenly the second bruce turned around and farted loudly on the first one, so hard that a fart cloud was visible in the dim light.

“that’s him,” said the cop proudly.

the imposter batman tore his mask off. “seriously? what the fuck?”

“every night for the last twenty years,” alfred said with an american accent, gun trained on the fake batman, “he’s fuckin ripped one.”

“only the real bruce would do that,” the cop agreed.

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David Tennant and his collection of Mr. Men shirts

(I should probably tag @thingsdtwears… and add a Madison photo source)

a quick drawing of everybody’s favourite little blob of dark matter, gooey!

in my dream last night

my friend sarah was having her furniture moved out of the apartment she shared with her fiancé because they were having the floors redone. she needed my help moving and kept offering to let me wear one of her “ratty cute sweatshirts.”

she was having trouble with the process though because the people doing her floors were also replacing floors in the apartment directly downstairs from hers, and those people’s carpet was completely saturated with blood. it wasn’t because a murder had taken place it was because those people had a crazy blood fetish.

all of sarah’s neighbors were super suspicious of her for having her floors done just because she and her fiancé wanted new floors.

i teased sarah on my way to her apartment, “yeah apparently no one can get their flooring replaced unless it’s because of some nutball kink”

sarah answered “if you change your mind about the sweatshirt there’s an extra one lying on the fireplace mantel.”

by ニトロウ 

FINALLY DONE!! I’d like to thank the requester, youdeniedmyhappiness for their utmost patience, and also the artist for allowing me to release such a wonderful, tear-jerking story (based off the events in Kirby’s Dreamland 2), and offering to answer any questions I had in reading their handwriting.

This would be one reason why my updates have been few since October. So be warned, a very long post under the readmore!

※Translated and reposted with the artist’s permission※

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